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Freddie Woo tells us: "We used to lock kids in the toilets at school just because we could." But why would you do such a thing? Why would you give teaching such a bad name? Tell us about times when events have taken a turn for the harsh.

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I leave the toilet seat up.
Fuck the lot of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 18:13, 8 replies)
I just piss on the seat.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 19:30, closed)
Until such time as I get a urinal installed at home,
I will always prefer to sit down to piss.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 20:38, closed)
You do have a cloaca.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 20:48, closed)
Well, there goes my social standing.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:16, closed)

I have a pierced knob.

Unless I sit or apply the 'twist' technique, it's a "sprinkler" situation and everyone, myself included, receives a free golden shower.

Either that, or I knock Shambolic's fillings out. I hear that he is ever so receptive and accommodating. :P
(EffinNitWit asks his tobacco where his whisky is, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:21, closed)
I took the seat off. How's that for you bitches?
I take the opportunity to work my quadriceps and hamstrings whilst excreting faeces.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 21:11, closed)
I piss in the sink.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Jul 2013, 22:00, closed)
Kitchen?

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 7:44, closed)

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