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What experiences have you had that you've stored in your wank bank - share them so we can start a mutual wanking building society

(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:15)
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It was long ago, it seems now...
I met a woman with rather large breasts and short reddish hair and was immediately smitten, but was unsure of whether or not the feeling could ever be mutual. I'm not a large man by any estimation, sometimes described as weedy with glasses and a receding hairline. I could but hope.

As we spent time together I could see that she was becoming more interested in me. Maybe it was my witty commentary on the people around us? I couldn't say. But as I prefer bigger women, I was in heaven as she laughed.

One thing led to another and we ended up back at her place, as I didn't feel right taking her back to my mum's house. I tried being on top, but the angle was wrong. "It's not your fault," she assured me. "You know, I've never had an orgasm with another person."

"Well then, maybe you should be on top?" I suggested.

She climbed on, straddling my hips, and took me into her growler. That seemed to do the trick, as her hips started bucking wildly and I could feel my nadgers just about drowning. She moaned and heaved, the flesh of her belly making squelching sounds as she gushed over me.

She leaned forward to grind her clit against me, and suddenly I couldn't breathe. Her belly was pressing the air out of me. She collapsed on top of me, still grinding away and making sounds like Beth Ditto at a seafood buffet, and I felt the blood rushing to my head as I tried to gasp for air. Just as I was about to pass out I came, the most powerful orgasm I'd ever had. It was like being hit by lightning and knocked me unconscious.

I woke to her sitting up on me, shaking me. "Are you all right? Say something!"

I gasped for breath, feeling the blood drain back from my face as the pounding in my head decreased. "Yes," I wheezed. "I'm fine. My god... now I know why people choke themselves when having a wank. That was incredible!"

"So I didn't hurt you?"

"No, not at all. Just give me some time to catch my breath, and then let's do it again!"

She lay down next to me, odiferous and oleagenous, and cuddled up close. I caressed her curves, everything that I touched feeling like tits as I searched among her bulges for the real thing.

"Oh Badger," she sighed, "I'm glad you're so amorous..."
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:00, closed)
Oh bravo, that man.
Good internetting.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:03, closed)
^^What mutton chops said^^

(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:13, closed)
^what numbnuts said^

(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 23:55, closed)
Best QOTW filth since Frankspencer.

(, Mon 27 Aug 2012, 18:13, closed)
**applauds**
Plus I had a wank to it as well.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:07, closed)
Only one?
Gayer.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:07, closed)
It was a bit risky
My wife's sitting next to me.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:12, closed)
She shouldn't mind, it would only be an issue if the rest of the family were there as well.
Unless you are from Suffolk.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:14, closed)
They've got a good long term sexy relationship going on
and from the sound of your post it's SMOKIN'. A happy ending.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 22:23, closed)
I MUST put the new curtains up.

(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:04, closed)
Beefy,
are they?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 18:56, closed)
Literature.
Especially the Beth Ditto simile.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:21, closed)
Beth ditto
Seriously, I nearly shit, pissed and spuffed myself all at the same time reading that Beth Ditto bit, fucking genius man!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 23:16, closed)

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