Hiking holiday in Azerbaijan a few years ago
I foolishly went walking alone one evening, and a local kid tried to rob me, pointing his rifle at me; locals can't usually afford ammo, so a kid waving a gun at me, I assumed it was empty; I snatched it from him, angrily pointed it at his stomach, and then pantomimed pulled the trigger to give him a good scare.

Unfortunately, it was really loaded. I'd never used a rifle before and was holding it wrong, and my shoulder was bruised and hurt for weeks.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:35, 3 replies)

and what happened to the kid?

(Smale is stuffed, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 10:41, closed)

's ok
he was Azerbaijani.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 3 Jun 2012, 11:10, closed)

I am shocked and appalled that you shot someone and have shown no remorse.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 11:59, closed)

Huh
This is a troll? It just seemed like a weak joke.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:13, closed)

I was going with "Joke".
Standard bait-and-switch humour. Within topic; overall works well, even if the subject material is a little tasteless.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:29, closed)

Indeed
The motivation wasn't clear though, the jump to pointing it into the kid's stomach didn't flow well.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:55, closed)

I am shocked and appalled
that you're shocked and appalled that someone shot a thief, and you want them to feel badly about it......should happen more often (the shooting of theives that is).
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:20, closed)

I am beginning to suspect that's he's not even a real Pope.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:43, closed)

I did feel a bit sick
until I'd safely left the country.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 8:15, closed)

Maybe you shouldn't have eaten him afterwards?

( skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 4 Jun 2012, 14:03, closed)

Eat him?
What kind of person do you think I am?
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 2:39, closed)

waste not
want not.
(DonMorte Cake is a made up drug, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 9:18, closed)