I was in the pub with some mates when my brother realised that his wallet had been knicked out his coat on the back of his chair
I told him I'd noticed a 'weasely looking guy' that might of done it, and I thought he'd just left the pub. My brother jumped up and ran out. Me and a mate followed to watch the fun. My brother performed a citizens arrest on the guy by sneaking up behind him, kicking him really hard up the arse and bellowing "give me back my wallet you thieving cunt". Despite much protestation of innocence a rough frisk was performed, no wallet, and the scrote was sent away with dire warnings of what would happen if he was seen again.

My brother's wallet was sitting on the sofa when we got home.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:08, 16 replies)

You've opened a can of worms here matey......
....these people don't like rough justice. It damages their rose tinted view of the world. Delete before they scorn you with their font. DELETE.
( The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:19, closed)

The post hasn't been scent marked by the Badger, they'll ignore it.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:33, closed)

Stay alert.....
....they're coming for you.
( The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:44, closed)

might have done it
( 4Q just lurking, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:54, closed)

That's the real injustice of this story!

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:54, closed)

Also 'nicked,' not 'knicked.'

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:04, closed)

Indeed,
and 'weaselly', not 'weasely'.
( 4Q just lurking, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:40, closed)

Totally should have taken twenty quid off him as well.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:56, closed)

Oh you silly sausage.
Still, these things happen, eh?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:08, closed)

that's more or less what I said to my brother

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:30, closed)

He was lucky the landlords son didn't nick 20 pounds off him and punch him in the face then.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:58, closed)

Too slow, grandad.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:13, closed)

Hahahaha
A gang of you beating someone up for not stealing a wallet.
Hahahaha.
(dyllon nice beaver., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:31, closed)

Yep. If by ‘gang’ you mean ‘my brother’ and ‘beating up’ you mean ‘a hard kick up the arse’ then your are absolutely right and not some sort of fucktard.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:11, closed)

Read your own post and get your brother a wallet chain
By "gang" i mean you, your brother and mate: all of whom went outside. By "beat up" i mean a "really hard kick up the arse" and a "rough frisk". While "bellowing" at him.
But you're right this was a completely acceptable thing to do.
(dyllon nice beaver., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:32, closed)

Fucktard it is

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:09, closed)