I know it's not really safe to rehaet food more than once but...
Pea-roasted with extra gravy.
Few years ago I was showing a young English bloke around our lovely state.
Paul was his name. (If he's on here you may hear him have a chuckle @ the following story.)
I decided to take him down to a friends house in Busso on the coast for some sun-soaked days of hard drinking and smoking ourselves silly. I had the time off work, some readdies, a big bag-o-green and my trusty baby-poo yellow "fastback" Corolla to get us there.
Off we go waving goodbye to the missus. A couple of minutes after getting on the freeway headed south there is an almighty bang from under the bonnet. Over I pull, pop the hood and there is oil everywhere and no more "pop in cap" on the rocker cover. Fuck.
Paul seems a bit dismayed and appears to be think that we'll be limping home. Bugger that!
Now undue pressure in the rocker cover ain't good - even I know that. But I would not be dettered. Here's the bodge - I got some towel, soaked it in oil and fastened it to the rocker cover with an o-ring. My theory being that the oil on the rag would form a seal due to surface tension. Paul watched on a little nervously as I said "Nah, she'll be right" and gunned the engine. Tada - it worked. No oil and I think the engine even breathed a bit better!
When we got to Busselton (a good couple of hours drive away) I found another rocker cover @ a wreckers (with a screw on cap) for $20, swapped them over, fixed the problem - the breather tube from the airfilter to the rocker cover was as blocked as my arteries. Then Paul & I got stuck into a week of inebriated and stoned hedonism - drank every pub dry and glutted ourselves at many restaurants. From memory we even ate @ MickeyDs!
Loved that Corolla and apart from a battery change that was the only grief I had from it - not bad for a car that was older than me!
EDITed for little bit of clarity.

Scarily after nearly 2 years I read the replies & AB is still shit at trying to be funny.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 20:13, 13 replies)

2 years on and you still can't go a single thread without mentioning him.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 20:42, closed)

Jealous much?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 20:52, closed)

I had a Corolla
'88 model for my first car. It got me through college and into my 2nd marriage before I finally had to part with the little trooper. Damn good car.

'Twas ugly as fuck though.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 20:49, closed)

'71 two-door "Fastback".

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 29 Mar 2013, 2:47, closed)

have no idea what language most of that was in

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 2:13, closed)

The Qwoin's Orstrayan.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 29 Mar 2013, 2:40, closed)

No she's not
She's German.
( SteamedCleaner, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 6:53, closed)

Which is why she fucks a Greek.

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Fri 29 Mar 2013, 7:21, closed)

You really are gay for AB.
Just out of interest, do you see yourself as the butch or the bitch when you imagine yourself getting all sweaty with him?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 29 Mar 2013, 9:23, closed)

I blame Woodside for this.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 19:21, closed)

He's a bit too scrawny for me personally - I prefer mine with a bit more meat on the bone.
But if I had to say.... butch - the thought of spreading those boney arse cheeks.
woof!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 29 Mar 2013, 22:26, closed)

Duuuuuude...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 30 Mar 2013, 23:24, closed)

Hey.
He asked, I answered.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 31 Mar 2013, 2:01, closed)