I’ve winged (wung?) it pretty much me whole life.

After leaving school with no qualifications, childhood in care, dyslexia rendered me functionally illiterate etc etc, the world of work was not presenting itself with many exciting opportunities. Work such as digging holes or cleaning up shit where to avenues open to me.

But listen up kids, this isn’t necessarily a bad thing. It’s not hard to be the brightest guy in the room when you in a room full of retards, and the brightest guy in the room soon gets to be the boss of the retards. I like to think of myself as king of the retards.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 1 Apr 2013, 14:04, 10 replies)

Good Afternoon, your Mnnnnngjesty.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 14:17, closed)

Hahaha

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 14:45, closed)

You may kiss the royal ring.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 1 Apr 2013, 14:48, closed)

So you're a B3ta mod?
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 14:53, closed)

Nah. Complaining about forum Mods is even more retarded than me speelling.
But they should stop bullying BraynDedd, the poor fella, he's got enough troubles as it is.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 1 Apr 2013, 15:01, closed)

Chin.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 1 Apr 2013, 22:44, closed)

You will get spanged for this.
When the polyester brigade get back from four days of watching ITV in their Barratt Homes.

Cop for it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:56, closed)

Or their Persimmon homes, if they're particularly smug.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 21:04, closed)

There's nowt smug about living in a Sharon Fruit House.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 22:17, closed)

Oh, I don't know.
I'm sure that for some folk, the aspirational euphoria that comes from owning a ponced up council house designed by someone called Toby or Jessica compensates for paying at least twice as much for it as you would have done for any of the other houses on the street.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 22:57, closed)