Monkey Tennis' NME rant
reminded me to pearost this:

Every so often, whilst listening to ANY current radio station (they are all a bunch of badgerfuckers, so I shall not single anyone out in particular) will harp on about the next boy/girl/band/goat as being the "next big thing." And every motherfucking time, we fall for it. Oh yes we do. We go out like the bunch of lobotomised spacktards that we are and jizz our money against the wall.

And the worst bit?

They are shit. All of them. They really fucking are.

Arctic Monkies? Ah yes, a bunch of retard scallies from the rough end of t'pit country, or so they claim who sing out of tune in a quasi-Yorkshire accent, but nooo...because they are singing about prostitutes and people being ugly, they are "edgy." (That, by the way, is another word that would be banned under the Carrot Superstate).

Amy Winehouse? I mean really. Come the fuck on here people. She was NEVER any fucking good. She sang like a man and the only reason anyone bought her absolute fucking dross is because she had hair like a beehive and did more smack than a nursery in Nazi Germany. And whilst I'm on the point....

....Pete fucking Docherty in whatever incarnation of shite he is in at the moment. Yes Pete, we get it. You take fucking drugs. Whoop de fucking doo. Have a medal. It still can't make you sing.

And finally, Susan Boyle. Quite frankly I'm furious about this anyway. She's clearly several sperm short of an orgasm, but even so she gets touted around as "having the voice of an aaaaaaaaaaaaangel" OK, the biffer can sing, and she does a reasonable job of it (fuck knows, better than me) but by the sweet clopper of the Blessed Virgin Mary, she's not the best in the world. It's just because she's mental mental chicken oriental and has a face like a bulldog licking piss off a stinging nettle, then she's some kind of fuck ugly musical Goddess.

It boils my fucking piss that some extremely good bands out there have failed to get anywhere in the charts because they don't hit some fucking cunt of an advertising executive's demographic. Oh, and Bill Hicks was right...
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:49, 6 replies)

Susan Boyle is far too average a singer to get the praise everyone fucking heaps on her.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:32, closed)

Agreed
( awayfromthenumbers, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:22, closed)

^ This, this, this.

( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:42, closed)

click
agreed
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 16:49, closed)

I'm on this bandwagon.
Shove up a bit and make room. I particularly liked 'Yes Pete, we get it'. Click for you.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:46, closed)

I quite like Winelake's voice.
Hers are two of the few albums of recent years that I've made an illegal copy of.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:13, closed)