A feature I'd like : a polularity graph in the profile
People can click your profile, where they will find a "I love you" and a "I hate you" button, which would update every so often like the Board Stats page and presto, you get a graph telling you how unpopular you are when compared to other users. Like the Stats page, but showing popularity instead.

CAN YOU DO IT ROB?
(53020, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:15, archived)

I like this idea

( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:16, archived)

me too
anything that feeds my rampant ego
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:17, archived)

ego rabbit
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:18, archived)

strangely i don't have one
and i rarely use my vibrator

well i suppose i go through 'phases'
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:20, archived)

Haha
"There isn't a guy out there in the world who doesn't want to know that a lady has a cock, under her bed. One so big, that it even has it's own little cock. And it has a glorious name, like 'Thunder Love Hammor of Thor'.

However, tell a girl you've got a rubber fanny, and nobody wants to know. Everybody has found moments of loanlyness, but nothing is more loanly than the first time you plug yourself into a rubber fanny. We're talking INSTANT regrete."

/some comedy thing I saw the other day.
( The Dyslexic Gonzo 2: The Spelling Misstakes I think this week I'll have movie references., Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:26, archived)

rampant ego pony
( Cap'n Tallbeard Love doesn't exist until you mention it online, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:19, archived)

now THATS what i'm talkin' about
*shooty fingers*
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:20, archived)

Allo miss

( Cap'n Tallbeard Love doesn't exist until you mention it online, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:26, archived)

No. That would be shit.

( Eddache And then John had over 9000 penises, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:16, archived)

masochist

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:16, archived)

*spanks*

( Willard The Unwise i hate you, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:16, archived)

whats with all the Capital Letters?

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:17, archived)

I Like Capital Letters
They make me feel like a news paper
( Willard The Unwise i hate you, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:19, archived)

some people like me
:(
(53020, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:17, archived)

I quite like you
I've never seen you be a mental bitch
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:18, archived)

I can get a bit angry at times

(53020, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:20, archived)

So can we all

( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:23, archived)

there were some examples on the wiki

(PsychoChomp Doesn't have a job, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:20, archived)

What A Fucking Awful Idea

( Willard The Unwise i hate you, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:16, archived)

I don't like that idea.
I have enough scrolling down to do on the board, let alone having to do it in my profile too...
( Red Rocket - Oodelally, oodelally golly what a day!, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:17, archived)

Why would anyone get off on finding out that they are unpopular on the board?
I get enough of it at home...
( The Great Architect Looking forward to that there London!, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:17, archived)

*cums*

( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:18, archived)

ahem
'unpolular'
( rhcpaul has been here for 5 years. 5 years for fuck's sake, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:18, archived)

ahhh! damn my G.C.S.E. English

( The Great Architect Looking forward to that there London!, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:18, archived)

uniplopier

( baldmonkey Fiji? Cunts more like., Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:19, archived)

argh someones left a log in the toilet!
it must've been the uniploper!
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:22, archived)

oh yeah, a great way to feed the "Im great, me" crowd
and make pepole to whom the internet is their last refuge feel even more awful.

Except you, of course. I approve of this solely for your profile
( Grrrmachine : Iwona Tczopja Bolokzoff, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:17, archived)

I apologised, now leave it be.

(53020, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:18, archived)

it would be a case of
The people with the least "i hate you's" would be the winnars!
( Mrs. Sp@m is Terry Wogan, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:17, archived)

Yes. I would.

( baldmonkey Fiji? Cunts more like., Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:19, archived)

Ha! fuck off...

( Red Rocket - Oodelally, oodelally golly what a day!, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:22, archived)

that's horrible

( jenpots tried to care more, but couldn't., Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:18, archived)

As you can see here, here unt here...
Pop-bou-larity is directly unt inversely proportional to the moving average of *points* death threats... *points* going bou-spack unt... *point* general dullness of the board.

Dankyshun.
( baldmonkey Fiji? Cunts more like., Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:18, archived)

HELLO LOOK AT ME CRAVING MORE ATTENTION YES PLEASE
*sips tea*
( Evil Lu, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:20, archived)

Word up, podgy tits!
*body slams*
*gets the horn*
*pokes your eyes out*
( baldmonkey Fiji? Cunts more like., Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:20, archived)

blimey

( Evil Lu, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:21, archived)

Sorry.
I slipped.
( baldmonkey Fiji? Cunts more like., Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:22, archived)

That's ok.
I just spilt my tea.
( Evil Lu, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:23, archived)

*stirs tea with eyeball on cock*

( baldmonkey Fiji? Cunts more like., Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:24, archived)

Well, let's face facts, that's why we come here.

(53020, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:21, archived)

i don't come here for attention
i come here to chat with people
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:27, archived)

Duh
How would you feel if no-one liked you and didn't respond to your posts? You wouldnt come back. Unless you're me.
(53020, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:30, archived)

but that doesn't happen
because i'm not mental
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:45, archived)

I imagine this would be hailed as AWESOME by JMG.
Until he realised that someone forgot to add his "I love you" button
( Karl Hysteria has a Nintendo DS for sale. See profile., Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:21, archived)

Bad idea
because everybody would rush to click the I Love You button on my profile and the internets would assplode.
( Captn Hood-Butter will do ANYTHING in ascii by request on, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:21, archived)

write your own script
and put it in there.
it's never going to ba even a fraction as annoying as midi and animated, flashing colours are on myspaz
( Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:21, archived)

I don't know how to write script!
I'm a bean counter!
(53020, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:22, archived)

counter flicker

/obvious, but needed doing
( Red Rocket - Oodelally, oodelally golly what a day!, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:23, archived)

*Really should have had that bet on someone changing it to that*

( The Great Architect Looking forward to that there London!, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:24, archived)

i did.
*counts winnings*
( Red Rocket - Oodelally, oodelally golly what a day!, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:27, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/
( Lightguy In the bath, thinking of you, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:21, archived)

Thank you! I've posted it there!

(53020, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 10:25, archived)