HEAR ME, BEINGS OF AKIR. I AM SADOR OF THE MALMORI. I have come with my forces to conquer you. If you resist, I will crush you. I possess a stellar converter, the most powerful weapon in the universe. You cannot resist me. I want your planet to be my colony. Your harvest comes in seven risings of your red giant. I shall return then, and you will accept me as your master. If you do not submit, your planet and all life on it will be burned to ash... YOU ARE MINE.
( Geordie Al, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:50, archived)

You bored?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:51, archived)

That's the new warning
on packets of Silk Cut.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:52, archived)

Hehe
"Smoking helps to pass the time"
(Mr. Pgd, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:58, archived)

Sorry.
I always scream that when I'm having a wank.
( Geordie Al, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:58, archived)

Yet again
somone comes on here and posts a load of lies.

Why cant you cunts be honest with me ?

After all, I am Freddie Mercuries pet talking gibbon....
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:00, archived)

?
*fwap*
*fwap*
*fwap*
"THAT'S THE NEW WARNING ON PACKETS OF SILK CUT!"
*splut*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:01, archived)

Splut?!!
That made me laugh very very hard.
( Dekazer, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:06, archived)

Hangoverover then ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:09, archived)

I had to use my imagination.
Don't think it makes much noise, really (not that I've had been holding a glass against Geordie Al's door, honest).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:33, archived)

Your head
would be stuck there, even now.
( Geordie Al, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:45, archived)

I'm not normally a praying man, but,
if you can hear me Superman, please save us!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:52, archived)

Ive told you before lover
call me the mighty rod
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:53, archived)

Now, my head is filled
with disturbing images of you, wielding your Mighty Rod.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:58, archived)

It's spelled
W A N K I N G

you dyslexic poof.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:01, archived)

Stay out of my head!
This is my disturbing fantasy...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:03, archived)

Lisa Gets Lost
Top episode
( Spunkmeyer, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:58, archived)

Yes, it is.
*yells in Russian*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 15:02, archived)

meh

( Gnoll, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:54, archived)