'Hello QOTWer' or creative insults?
YOU decide.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 8:20, archived)

You're setting yourself up for insults by not posting anything good

( SuperMatt, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 8:22, archived)

But I don't care
because I have reheated Domino's pizza this morning :D
( SuperMatt, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 8:27, archived)

Top breakfasting skills there
I have but mere toast
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 8:30, archived)

Superheated pizza?
Won't that burn?

/eyes aren't working this early in the morning
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 8:31, archived)

I hate you
:(

Although it's better cold!
(Twin Pack Even less funny than Michael McIntyre, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 8:31, archived)

Of course.
I thought I'd get the insults out of the way. Edited though.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 8:30, archived)

what does constitute a good post on /talk?

( spacefish bong!, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 8:33, archived)

This is probably a grail of some kind. Unholy maybe.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 8:37, archived)

Asking about lunch, calling someone a bad parent and a snake pun all rolled into one.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:02, archived)

Snake puns?
You only have to asp.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:07, archived)

You are such a bad parent.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:08, archived)

I know.
I made her PBJs for lunch though. What're you having?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:15, archived)

Really? I decide what I type here?
That's incredibly magnanimous of you.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 8:27, archived)

You must have me confused with someone else
I don't decide anything around here.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 8:29, archived)

So why do 50 thousand people keep asking you what they should eat for lunch?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 8:30, archived)

I think it's all some kind of cruel internet joke :(

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 8:32, archived)

Mass bullying.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 8:45, archived)

Neither. SNOW.

( FoldsFive, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 8:32, archived)

This is the right answer.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 8:37, archived)