I've just heard it announced on the radio that Johnathon Ross has been arrested for shoplifting in the homeware section at Debenhams.
Apparently in his statement to the police he claimed that it was a whisk worth taking.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)

Fucks sake

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

I'm not proud.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

He thought about holding up an off-license,
but it was a bit too whisky.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

He mentioned he went to a motorcycle stunt school for his birthday,
had a wheely good time apparently
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

His wife was upset the gardening wasn't even started
"But i was weeding a bloody book"
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

No, no, no, I said, where is your wheely bin?
OK, I really been having a wank.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

I just learnt Olga Khokhlova was Picasso's wife
lol Khokhlova
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

I HEAR THAT HE HAS A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

( FoldsFive, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6061990
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

One One Eight, magical badger.
The tricks that he does is ever so clever.
Something Eleven, it's directory seven.

Ring ring ring ring, badger phone
Ding-dong-ding-dong-ding-ding-ding, baaaadger phoooone.

Why do you badger me up, badger me up, badger-baby.
Just to let me down, let me down, da-de-de-de-down.

Whoooe, Think twice, it's another day for badger in paradise.
Woooeh, think twice, it's another day for badger in para-dise.

Who do you think you are kidding-mr-badger, if you think we're on the run.

RING RING RING RING, BADGER PHONE, DING DONG DING DONG DING DING DING, BAAADGER PHHHHONE
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

You're my favourite high-functioning retard, you know.

( ArthurTheRat, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

Haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

You need a pan to bang loudly.
That would make this perfect.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

Hah.
When I get home, I'm going to replace the pads on SuperMatt's rockband drums with pots'n'pans, and the drumsticks with a whisk and spatuluar.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

Well you done done me and you bet I felt it
I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted
I fell right through the cracks
Now I'm trying to get back
Before the cool done run out
I'll be giving it my bestest
And nothing's going to stop me but divine intervention
I reckon it's again my turn to win some or learn some

I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm yours

Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find love love love love
Listen to the music of the moment babay sing with me
We're just one big family
And It's our God-forsaken right to be loved love loved love loved

So I won't hesitate no more, not yours
It cannot wait I'm sure
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours

Scooch on over closer dear
And i will nibble your ear

I've been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror
And bending over backwards just to try to see it clearer
But my breath fogged up the glass
And so I drew a new face and laughed
I guess what I'm be saying is there ain't no better reason
To rid yourself of vanity and just go with the seasons
It's what we aim to do
Our name is our virtue

But I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait I'm yours

Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find that the sky is yours
Please don't, please don't, please don't
There's no need to complicate
Cause our time is short
This oh this this is out fate, I'm yours!
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

your off work arent you?
the brain has started working, I can tell.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)