Does my bum look big in this?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:30,
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How would you like to see Adam die?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:26,
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I'd like to see it announced in the form of a Jontimation in the newsLOLter.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:27,
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Maybe the animation could have kittens who like pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:28,
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My son's dislike the new tv advertI found that highly amusing
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:30,
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But it's Jonti Veech and Jonti Veech is LOL !! !!! !!! ! ! !!!! !! ! ! !! ! ! ! !!!! !!!! !! !!!!! ! !!! ! !!!! !!! ! !! !!! !!! !!!! ! !! ! ! !! ! !!! ! ! !! ! ! !!! !!!! ! !!! ! ! ! !! !! ! !! ! !! ! ! !! !!! !! !!
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:32,
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But I mean REALLY LOL!LL!1oOO!!LLLL1!o1LoOLO!ooL11OOOLo!LO!O!o!O!LOL!LOO1!!1OLL!!L1oO!1OO!!OoOOLLoL!!OLOOL1!OoLLo!L!!!OLLL!OL1!O1LOOo!!LLLOOOO!OOLOL!O!LLLL!1O11L1!O1ooo1!LL11LO!L!O1!LL11LO!L!OO!!LLOo!LLO!oOo!oLl!O!Ol1L1!LO1l11oOoO!LoLo1LoLoO!!LOLllLo1l1LL(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:35,
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Seriously, they don't like itAnd neither do I. I think it's very lazy and not even particularly well made.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:37,
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This is the best thing I've seen on the internet since Setup Beat Puke(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:43,
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ha, indeed!right im off
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:04,
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oh man, there's so many ways.I'd like to see Janet slowly devour him after having milked him dry, like some sort of weird dreadlocked spider.
OR
choke to death on a fucking sub.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:28,
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Shit. Custard. Shit. Good point.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:33,
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I like AdamNevertheless, some sort of avalanche. You can't say Naked Girl.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:31,
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how about in a carpet wearhouse?carpetlanche.
or laminateslide.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:33,
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how about in a carpet whorehouse?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:34,
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Carpet burns(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:35,
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There used to be a wrestler called Matt BurnsTHIS IS VERY FUNNY
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:46,
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Wow, that's a point(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:50,
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i googled itMatthew "Matt" Burns[1] (born 1980) better known by his ring name "Sick" Nick Mondo
why would you change your name? what a prick
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That's weird1980...I've got a feeling the one I'm talking about would be older than that.
But you're right...why change it?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:52,
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I've got no bell end.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:38,
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How do you spunk?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:39,
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Prematurely.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:39,
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Well what's the point in prolonging it?God knows your wife can't possibly be enjoying the experience
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:44,
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Nah, I'm kidding I'm sure she enjoys every second of it as you bring her to new heights of sexual extacy.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:47,
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That's it.I am coming to your house. In two hours and fifteen minutes.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:59,
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YOU WOULDN'T DAREOk.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:08,
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Good advice, as usual(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:44,
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Haven't the foggiest, outside your remit anyhow(
Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:39,
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oh you prick i just saw your edit, ireally want to see promotheus(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
he's the guy what stole fire from the gods and got sentenced to have his liver eaten by an eagle or somat(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
Sounds rubbish, why on earth would anybody want to watch that?Shut up Adam
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Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:53,
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What, the story of prometheus?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:05,
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you're so mean adam.no-one will go to the cinema with you now :'(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:07,
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yes please ok thanksmeet you at the cineplex 7pm on the 1st of june, don't be late
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see adam? that's how you do it.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:22,
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Who wants to go see Dunston Checks In with me?Don't all rush me at once, I know I'm desirable.
Alt: Weekend plans? Mine involves pretending it's a weekday and spending tomorrow in the office D:
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Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:25,
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I bet you're one of those cunts who takes healthy snacks to the cinema.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:26,
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I like Ben & Jerry's frozen yoghurt because it's slightly better for you
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Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:28,
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these numbers just don't add upahm out.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:29,
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girls with VERY low self-esteem
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:32,
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See the trick is to see how much you can screw them for, before screwing them.Literally and metaphorically!
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Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:35,
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Ho ho...look at you!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:36,
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I'm getting a new sofa.Only one without bird shit all over it which is disgusting btw. Bollocks.
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Whassup? Cat got your tongue?Yeah imagine that. That would fuck your shit up turd bird.
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If you provide before & after pics we can help decide the best place for it(
broadsword w⚓, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:23,
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envolve EVOLVE envolve ENVOLVE you must envolve
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:24,
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:05,
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can't we snuggle yet?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:06,
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he'll get over it, the good thing about baldmonkey is that his attention span is short(, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:08, archived)
Get over what?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:10,
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Sure thing, sexy.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:08,
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:10,
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You're killing this placeIt used to be sooooo brilliant, but now it's a big steaming pile of hateshit.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:10,
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Oh, I'll start alrightSTART LIKE A FOX!!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:13,
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right, that's itit's definitely started,t here's no question, now all we need is to finish it
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I think bm's finisher move would be the mandible claw.or that one where a fat wrestler wipes his arse in someones face.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:15,
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oh shit! what have I done?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:18,
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i'll take you all on i willi'll take you all down to chinatown and open you up like a tin of minestrone
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imma gonna punch you so hard your kids gonna be born bruised.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:20,
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I'm going to kick your shins harder than Amorous Badger's cock when he's prodding a whole sackful of ugly cats with a stick.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:21,
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imma gonna get angrier than Michael Gove on a mega blob(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:23,
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i'm going to pile drive you more than an ambulance that exclusively collects haemorrhoid patients.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:26,
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You don't know what they're like 'til you've 'ad 'em(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:30,
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I could beat up everyone here.No hassle.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:20,
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cock off dick cheese(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 May 2012, 14:13,
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Stop starting on Two Hats.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:20,
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:04,
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Damn, missed it!But nice work, balders.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:07,
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Cheers, Dennis.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:09,
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some kind of newsletter thing for you to be rude about and ignoreb3ta.com/newsletter/issue528/
ALT QUESTION: What's your favourite restaurant?
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rob, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:03,
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Thanks for your shitty newsletter for shitsNah, you're alright you are.
There's a place in Portsmouth called Barnaby's. Also, 36 on the Quay in Emsworth is pretty cool.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:06,
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not one replywhat a cunt
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:12,
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I fuckin read it an all, what a load of wank.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:18,
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I like one in glasgow called where the monkey sleeps.why? what's it to you?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:07,
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I'd post a pic of it but the cover's slipped forward a bit and it doesn't look too great right nowhow's the hangover?
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If you post a pic of yours I'll post a pic of mineno hangover thanks, that's what the bloody mary was for
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broadsword w⚓, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:16,
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bored of that nowI've decided the sofa's definitely best in that corner, I'll probably buy a little table to go where the gap is then I can put cups of coffee and stuff on it and that'll look pretty good. What's the smelliest thing you've ever smelt that wasn't a poo?
alt: or I could put the parrot cage there, that might work
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I like you bollocks parrotYou're much better than Francis
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:02,
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there's this weird smell in my fridgei've cleaned and scrubbed it out 3 times and there's still a smell
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My team kit, 8 days after a weekend tournament.(
Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:06,
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bored of that nowWhat I reckon I'll do is put the sofa over there but facing this way and make sure it's a bit away from the wall so I can reach the sockets when I need them which isn't very often but you know how it is, best be on the safe side, when did you last put the sofa over there but facing this way and make sure it's a bit away from the wall so I can reach the sockets when I need them which isn't very often but you know how it is?
alt: spastics
penises
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I love the JaPORNese. Almost as much as I love GerMANONMANy.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:54,
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I'll have a J please, Frank.pffffffffffffft!
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:52,
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:58,
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Oh man, you've peaked too soon. :((
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:13,
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You pissed on it.(
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In many ways, it's your replies that make it worth deleting threads, mmmmps(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:55,
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I'm about to have lunch, put that in your fucking cockend and shit it out.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:11,
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I wish I owned a sofa(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:16,
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ATTENTIONPLEASE ALL LEAVE THE BOARD SLOWLY AND QUIETLY
THERE IS NO NEED TO BE ALARMED
YOU WILL RECEIVE AN EMAIL WITH FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS
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MONO!, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:18,
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fuck has it been 6 months already?I hate fire drills.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:22,
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PLEASE TAKE ALL YOUR BELONGS WITH YOUTHIS IS NOT A DRILL
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MONO!, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:24,
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I'M NOT GOOD UNDER PRESSUREAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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I put the sofa there but it leaves like a gap, I might put the amp there and then the sofa further that way(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:22, archived)
you know what would look good in this room, like a wooden panelled ceiling with those low voltage light things and dimmer switches(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:27, archived)
like you even know what a ceiling isI bet your ceilings are made out of bits of twig held together with dog plegm and someone else's chewing gum
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if you use lv halogens they will scorch the wood, put led lighting in, i can help(
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I used halogens in my last place in the bathroom and that was a wooden ceiling, nothing scorched there, sorry but I don't really think you know your job(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:37, archived)
i never claimed i did, and let us all be honest, i aint really gonna help (
mongychops, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:40,
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Clearly you have no idea what gout is. Stupid broken shit messageboard
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MONO!, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:23,
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that's so mean.gout is a very serious condition. MONO! can't help being a compulsive pie muncher. poor MONO! :'(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:24,
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Couldn't have happened to a better person.Where's PooPants, or has he been scared off?
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Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:29,
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I read that out like Jimmy Savile(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:39,
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bullshit bwana, it's full to the fucking brim with sunflower seeds and those green things you sometimes eat but usually chuck on the floor and those red things that look like little biscuits(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:38, archived)
you can have a dried chilli and some of that grass stuff that you pick the seeds out of and fuck all for the rest of the week, get a job you worthless feathery twat
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squawk SQUAWK I want a bowl of better human.
I'm gonna shit in your mouth while you sleep.
prick.
squawk
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would you like to go and live on a farm with lots of other parrots?(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:56, archived)
I've got a big corner leather sofa thing herewhen I moved in I thought great, a big corner leather sofa
but it turns out big corner leather sofas are shit
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I might wear my black leather coat and sit on my black leather sofa for a bit, that'll look properly mean(, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:39, archived)
You should wear black shades as well, and take a pic, and post it, on the, internet(
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Sweet Sweet Music Pun ThreadSergeant Peppermint's Lonely LoveHeart's Club Band
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Rolo Ver Beethoven(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:18,
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nttNEWSLETTER DAY! WOOO!
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Return of the Caramac(
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Miley fucking mars bar or some shit Cyrus(
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:24,
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I've been rearranging furnitureso now the desk's like here and the little table thing from the bedroom's there with the sofa over there and the beanbag more that way and I've got space for my amp over there where the thing used to be so yeah, that looks better doesn't it
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The fuck is this?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:28,
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limbering up ready to mess up your pots and pans
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:31,
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I found some dried parrot shit on a table and I needed a screwdriver to scrape it off(, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:32, archived)
Heron's are fucking pricksNah, they're alright they are. We got a fake one in our pond at work.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:33,
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no, it's shit and you live in a hovelgo fuck yourself
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:30,
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hey, I've seen Polish buildings, it's a wonder they don't crumble in the rain(, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:39, archived)
You must be fucking jokingthey're all built to stand a nuclear winter or as we call it, every summer.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:40,
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I bet you like in a big plastic crab and your front door is a crab's arsehole because you're too fucking stupid to own a house(, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:44, archived)
Careless Wispa(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:25,
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Somewhere Over The Rainbow Drops(
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Fat Bottomed Twirls(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:30,
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OK, that was good the first time,less so in this thread.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:52,
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Carol Double Decker(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:29,
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Together In A Licorice Dreams(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:29,
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I can't decide if the sofa's better against that wall or the other wallI think that one's the best use of space, not sure though
I'll try it for a few days and see how it works out
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actually you can't get to the plug socket if it's over therebut I don't use those sockets much
and there's sockets on the other well, I suppose it'll be ok
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If you liked it then you should have put an extension lead in it.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:33,
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well yeah but there's like four socketsdunno, I got a 6-way trailing socket somewhere, I think it's in the cupboard under those cans of paint
that reminds me, I need to finish putting tiles down on the hall floor
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Mad walnut Whirled(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:32,
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Try putting the sofa in the middle of room, at a right angle to the north facing wallThat way you have separated the room into a guitar/study area and a lounge area.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:32,
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that's how it was before you fucking idiotget the fuck out of my face and take your fucking sofa bullshit somewhere I don't have to listen to it
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Try putting the sofa in the middle of room, at a right angle to the north facing wallThat way you have separated the room into a guitar/study area and a lounge area.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:34,
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you know what, that's an excellent ideathank you so much for that
I don't know how I'd manage without your wise words
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Sometimes I play with my nipples when I masturbate.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:38,
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what's their approximate distance apart, centre to centre?I like to know these things, I'm doing a survey or something probably, I dunno
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Dunno. Catholic or potato or something waki like that.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:43,
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JESUS CHRISTI'm just trying to help, you fucking cretin. I didn't see it the way it was, did I? FUCK SAKE.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:34,
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I'm just glad baldmonkey's here to talk some fucking sense into you(, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:38, archived)
Mallow Yellow(
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Love Will Tear Us Aspartame(
Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:39,
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Saccharinfice, Elton John(
Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:40,
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Mr Jones, by Counting Sucrose(
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Tim Ricepaper
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:45,
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I went to the publishers, and we talked about the project and cars and shitand they gave me a free model of a car that doesn't even exist.
What's been your best freebie. Fuck off Adam
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:01,
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What are you talking about?*puf*
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:02,
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I might sneeze now.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:03,
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I hope it goes all over your shirt(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:03,
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That's good.You could buy me a roland gr55
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:06,
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Fuck you too, greasemonkeyI'm going to do something that I've not done in MONTHS...
Subway Wrap time, motherfucker.
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Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:04,
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Jokes on you, I'm not wearing a shirt.Naked Fridays, innit
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Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:09,
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Hope you choke on it.No offence.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:07,
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Well, as you know, I used to be a keen apiarist until I realised that it was a form of slavery.So I destroyed the hive and gave them all their liberty.
One of them went off to become a columnist for a weekly women's magazine. So I guess that would be my BEST FREE BEE.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:13,
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no roland gt55 for you now, for this outrageous shittery(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:15,
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DAMMIT!So close.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:16,
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We got 15 or so t-shirts from SXSW between usthe best freebie was a hoodie from Ask.com. American Apparel, no shit. And free pies.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:16,
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Hey spangolin, I want a Roland GR55 but grrrrrrrrmashit won't buy me one.Can you make me one that is also a hoody? Or get Cr3 to write a VST-plugin that does all the same stuff.
Cheers.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:21,
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son I don't know what the fuck that is(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:25,
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www.toplessrobot.com/Princess-Leia-hoodie-e1336181427208.jpeg
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:23,
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I got a flight to New York to attend a conference because a supplier's company wanted me toto look at something. I got a dinner where they served buffalo steaks.
Double win.
Nice car.
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I am considering buying one of these bikes at the weekendwww.giant-bicycles.com/en-gb/bikes/model/revel.3.disc/9346/54071/
I appreciate that you are all mostly fatties who probably haven't had a bike since you were 10, but if anyone can suggesting a similar model up to around the £320 mark i'd be glad to consider it.
Alt: Baldmonkey - Snog, marry, avoid, violate with a baby penguin (beak first) ?
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baby penguin?Bit waki if you ask me
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:11,
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Part of my being redundant meant I got a free bike.I signed up for a cycle to work thing. where the company buy the bike and you pay them back, vat free before tax. but the company pay for part of it anyway or some shit
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:11,
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anyway, they took forever to start deducting payments from my payso i only made one payment and they forgot to deduct the remaining sum from my final pay.
so not free. £15 for a nice expensive bike i will never use.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:13,
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Wait a minuteWanna sell it?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:14,
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nahi might need it
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:15,
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You prickAlright
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:15,
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You got it free? NiceIn my experience those deals aren't all they're cracked up to be. Even with the tax break, you tend to spend more than the bike is actually worth.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:14,
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Nah.It would've worked out about £100 cheaper.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:03,
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Cheaper than what? Buying it in a shop?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:06,
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Yeah. Sort it out, bell end.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:10,
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i can't decide what to do with my old shoes.i might turn them into an screechy machine.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:14,
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stick them on wheels attached to your hips, then it'll look like you're running everywhere(, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:15, archived)
i checked, it's not that giantfalse advertising
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:22,
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I was looking forward to hilarious videos of him trying to get on a giant bike.(
MONO!, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:11,
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my bike has a flat tire, i have been too lazy to sort it outi used to skateboard most places but now i'm old i'd just look like a twat
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:21,
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well yes, but imagine how i'd look skateboarding everywhere(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:24,
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I think it might be so twatish that somehow it'd make you look LESS of a twat.(
MONO!, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:12,
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It twattery cyclical?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:13,
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You lazy bastardHave you sorted out the doctor's yet? Of course you haven't. *tuts*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:23,
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Nobody doesThat's the point
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:27,
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also, shut upanyone heard they're making a new carmageddon?
well, assuming they raise enough money
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:25,
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Yeah, I read about that yesterdayThing is, GTA has come along in the mean time so I'm not sure it's going to have the impact that it did back in the day. Thoughts?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:27,
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they're quite differentthe tone of the game and the emphasis on mayhem make it more fun
i loved carmageddon. i'd play it every day after my paper round
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:48,
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Oh of course, the games are differentBut you can (and I frequently did) just go on a mad rampage in GTA, with the added benefit of getting out of the car with a rocket launcher. I dunno, we'll see. Depends what they do to improve it, if anything.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:50,
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i know that but carmageddon's levels were designed with that very purpose and nothing elsealso, gta never had the 'pedestrian electro-bastard ray'
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:57,
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Fair enoughWhat can I say, I like a game where you can kick a prostitute to death then run off with her money.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:59,
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I never played it but I did love vigilante8 which had cars in it(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:33,
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that was good too!and twisted metal
also there was a game i had where you'd drive around and get points for smashing stuff to smithereens. i remember you could drive a vespa or a mini with a union jack on the roof as well as other cars
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:54,
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done some googling, it was called felony 11/79(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:57,
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I had a racing game for the PS2 that was a bit like thatTG something, I think. That had vesaps and minis and campervans and whathaveyou.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:06,
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Yeah, they're the bestDo you like Assasin's Creed? I quite like Assasin's Creed.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:50,
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i'm playing the second oneit's pretty cool but i don't think i'm very good at it
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:50,
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I finished 2 fairly quicklyAnd moved onto Brotherhood. It's more of the same really, but with a couple more goodies. Cannons and the like.
It seems to be filling the void left by Arkham City. But they seriously need to get their arses in gear with making another Batman game.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:55,
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the Harley Quinn one?Yeah, I was reading about that earlier. Now the game's getting cheaper I might buy it again. Because I'm a twat.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:58,
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the goty edition will include all the dlc stuffturns out there's an avengers game coming next year but it sounds like it'll be very motion-control orientated
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:00,
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Oh yeah, the GOTY versionForgot about that. Ok, sold.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:01,
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Also, I've just seen the Iron Man costume we've got for Master Hats the YoungerIt's fucking awesome.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:03,
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will it be any good or will it just be like those shit levels you could get for the first one.they were borings
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:01,
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they were challenge mapsthis should be better
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:09,
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My brother in law is getting me revelations for my birthday.i am looking FORWARD to it
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:59,
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Looking forward to the third oneTOMAHAWKS!!!!!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:01,
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get some drops for thiswww.giant-bicycles.com/en-gb/bikes/model/pudd.n/9372/49970/
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:27,
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You can, and I quote,'fuck off with that shite'.The basket is sensible idea though, i'll give you that
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are you calling theo a bike?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:33,
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Oh man, he'd have loved to have been called a bike.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:38,
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Theo would have come up with a cool reply here.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:40,
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This is going on my wall.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:43,
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I suspect he's in the midst of a Mead-induced stupor(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:43,
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i hope that's all it iswe need him here
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:58,
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I tried to leave a message for him on FBbut my phone is shit
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:00,
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he just replied to me on twittermaybe he doesn't like you
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:07,
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No, I was unable to leave a message at all, that's what I'm sayingHe doesn't dislike me...does he? *gets tearful*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:08,
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Has he called? Oh god, please let him have called.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:07,
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i just asked him why he isn't here anymore and it turns out he is busy(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:50,
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Busy drinking mead(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:55,
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Theo!!!How's the mead?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:57,
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Brilliant, honks a bit like cheap wine but apparently that'll go after a couple of weeks in the bottleLOOK AT IT
i.imgur.com/1lukf.jpg
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Theoban What of it, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:58,
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I know, I saw it on FBWell done!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:04,
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Disc brakes are rubbishYou'll have to spend ages pissing about with hydraulic fluid rather than just pulling a bit of wire tighter
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:42,
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If anybody's got that kind of cash lying around, there's a board that I'm willing to blow it all on.(
Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:43,
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how can a plank of wood on castors cost that much?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:45,
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I think i've fallen into his trap(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:45,
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I do have that kind of cash lying about, but i'm spending it on a bike. For me.(, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:09, archived)
Pedal pedal pedal pedal, cruise for a bit, pedal pedal pedal, brake, foot down. waitWait......pedal pedal pedal pedal, cruise for a bit, pedal pedal, pedal hit by a bus and killed.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 May 2012, 10:48,
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I might get one of these next year WindyLP
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:52,
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why?Looks a bit gay.
I had some friends over to play some music last night. Was nice. You should come over one day.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 May 2012, 10:57,
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Gay??? That's a 57 Gold Top!Yeah, that would be cool.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:58,
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I like the tea burst finish of the new LP standardsBut they remove SO much wood to relieve the weight that I feel like I'm paying the same money for less wood. I dunno.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about, or am I alone here? Maybe I should go lie down.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:02,
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You can come play in my loft with us sometime, if you like.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:07,
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I think Windy's fearful of your loft(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:16,
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Attic Angstthere could be a board game in this
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:18,
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Do you dare enter....Baldmonkey's Attic™?Baldmonkey's Attic...from MB Games
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:23,
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And the board would be like Ghost Castle, with a big central shaft to drop things down(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:26,
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I'd love to drop my things down YOUR big central shaft.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:29,
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I doubt I could fit much more up there at the present time(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:31,
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buy me this instead:www.amazon.co.uk/s/?ie=UTF8&keywords=roland+gr55&tag=googhydr-21&index=aps&hvadid=8609272880&hvpos=1t1&hvexid=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=11195704941869388072&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=e&ref=pd_sl_32ob3wbmk4_e
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:06,
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Those things are really coolI heard a demo of one that emulated a trumpet, piano, steel drums, all sorts. Really clever stuff.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:07,
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I went to get that cheap mixer from Nevada last night.Someone had been playing with one out back. They'd left it out. I was sorely tempted to unplug it, stuff it up my jumper and leave.
It took all my will power and fear of retribution to resist becoming the sort of pikey cunt I'd normally like to see shot.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:09,
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As much as I would normally berate anyone for stealing, or even considering theftIt's Nevada...so fuck 'em. Nick as much as you like.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:12,
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I consider theft all the time.I don't do it. But I like wandering along playing imaginary stealing everything. Like seeing a wallet in a jacket pocket and thinking "Yeah. I could nick that without him noticing." In my imagination I've stolen loads of stuff and I live like an imaginary king.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:19,
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This I can relate toI consider destroying things, but never do and never would. Like seeing a brick by the side of the road and wondering what would happen if you just lobbed it through a car windscreen.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:21,
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yeah, i do thiswhenever anyone hands me anything to hold, i always consider punting it into the distance
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:28,
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intrusive thoughtsI think everyone has them. Like yesterday I wanted to throw a glass of water at cr3 and before that I always wanted to smash eggs when collecting them from the chickens.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:48,
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just throw eggs at cr3 for maximum efficiency(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:51,
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This describes my commute this morning perfectly :'(What, you've never seen an ouija keyboard before?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:57,
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I've just had an idea for how we could make this board better.Someone, right, and it doesn't matter who, someone should say something interesting.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:54,
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Everything I say is interesting, you insensitive bitchpipe(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:56,
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Oh my word!There are new posts on the popular page!
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:56,
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i saw you bitching about the pop page being brokeni can't fix the fucking site, you ballbag
outside my remit
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:59,
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BullshitAnd where are my new icons?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:00,
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cr3 couldi miss cr3
he was a good mod
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:01,
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if you like cr3 so much why don't you go and live there(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:37,
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This made me think of BMDisposable Cellbag™
What makes you think of a fat ballbag?
also, what are your plans for the weekend?
Do they involve pirates?
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MONO!, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:07,
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I've had enough of all this bullying. I'm leaving. Forever.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:08,
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fuck you mono.i mean it.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:13,
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I'm expecting my weekend to be more or less pirate-free(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:10,
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My plans never involve pirates because pirates are shit. I might download a torrent of the new Richard Hawley album tonight
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:12,
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Good MooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorningI feel alright today.
You?
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MONO!, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:00,
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I'm hoping it's rory.I miss rory.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:24,
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Hang on. I thought you were Cabbage Knickers now?(
Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:26,
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Nonononono......Cabbage Knickers is a proper mentalist who's been sectioned and everything. Personality Horse is just a bit WAKI.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:07,
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fridays are always payday, did you not put your invoice in?(
mongychops, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:24,
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No :(Although the sun is shining, and I'm going to Alton Towers tomorrow
So it's all ok.
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MONO!, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:25,
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no windows!!! wow, what does your dse risk assessment make of that?(
mongychops, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:30,
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we have a guy here, all he does is walk around making sure everything is safe and in accordance with our ISO standards and the law.I doubt the company is doing anything wrong.
I would rather see the outside world though, and maybe even open the window for some fresh air.
Apparently strip lighting and air conditioning is good enough for us.
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MONO!, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:40,
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neeeeeeeeerrrrdddd!!!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:56,
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Go build a rocket ship, Poindexter!Heh...poindexter.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:16,
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poindexter is a good wordjust looked it up, seems it originates from the old felix the cat cartoons?
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:26,
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InterestingThe first time I ever heard it was from Revenge of the Nerds. But Felix would pre-date that by quite some time I imagine.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:28,
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Well there you goI wonder why they chose that name?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:31,
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I frequently invoice b3ta.com for my various contributions to the talk board and, occansionally, the links board.(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:42,
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I get a stipend for being on the stats page(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:56,
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I am going to sign a contract with a publisher today(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:30,
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becoming the Language Consultant for a book called "English in a Car Repair Workshop".My name will be in the credits and everything.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:37,
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Do you get money?Sounds like easy money if you do, just walking around a garage with some pole pointing and saying "spanner"
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MONO!, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:42,
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No, the book's writtenI'll get the .pdf on a DVD, go through the 200-odd pages, make any corrections with my digital editor's pencil, and then submit it. I have a month, and I'll get LOADSAMONEY*
*about 600 quid.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:44,
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Cor, all that just for being a grammar nazi.Sounds like my kind of job!
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MONO!, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:00,
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new business cards?Youn needs lern English?
You bell me, I give you oral.
Mr grrr
Poland ;09466734b
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mongychops, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:34,
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I used to have business cards with "Tongue Expert" on them(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:37,
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hey, if you had holes in your zapatoes(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:45,
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all the better for knowing you are well MONO!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:33,
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yeah, alright i s'posei feel like that you used too many Os though
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:49,
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he used up all the O's s_ n_w we have n_ne left f_r _urselves, man_lith(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:53,
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it is 0k, i have f0und a s0luti0ntake that, m0n0!
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:12,
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YOU use too many operating systems, Moder-hater.HAHAHAHAAHAHA! TOLD!
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:54,
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neeeeeeeeerrrrdddd!!!this post on loan from the Two Hats collection
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:14,
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Aw, you know I loves ya Porgy(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:26,
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Uh oh Two Hats...You've made him mad...
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:43,
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I'm as shocked as you(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:02,
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i bought a tin of alphabeti spaghetti once and it only had o's in it :( (
mongychops, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:55,
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There was a viz top tip once about using normal spaghetti as alphabetti spaghetti for children learning joined up writing.It wasn't very amusing. But it was amusing. So I did a small chuckle.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:01,
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mine was really spaghetti o's, i was attempting humour(
mongychops, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:14,
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i understood this (
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:17,
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how can you be sure none of them were zeros?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:47,
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Well, I fancied a nicer day, so I thought I'd spend it on /ot but they bullied me off and now I am sad.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:53,
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this place has become the quiet, gentle side of b3ta/ot is a warren of bitter, biting, passive-aggressive bitchery slathered with a smug sauce of oneupmanship. It's utterly revolting, and it tastes like earwax.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:56,
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It does seem to have simmered down in here.I think it's mostly because SSG isn't here as much withering people.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:58,
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I could start calling you a usless fail cunt whose never managed to complete anything in his lifeand whose meagre ability can't even live up to his modest ambitions
if that helps.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:02,
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shit, I feel bad about this.oh man, /talk is now mumsnet :'(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:04,
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Hang on, I did complete something once.I have an eye-spy book of birds certificate.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:04,
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Not to mention your monkey periodic table(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:05,
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did I go too far TH?oh man, I'm wracked with guilt now. I might cut myself.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:08,
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He's heard worse, I'm sure(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:09,
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Oh well, in that case, fuck it.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:10,
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Yeah.Fucking good point.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:08,
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worthy of note of your gravestone.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:11,
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It's actually quite impressiveIn a sort of 'why did you do this?' sort of way.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:13,
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that and this 'personality horse' nonsense.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:14,
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do you know if the 'times table' thing is real or just another fever dream of a madman?(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:16,
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oh man, my son showed me this nine times table thing you can do on your fingers last night.blew my fucking mind.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:18,
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i think i know the thing you meanthe nine times table is the best times table
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:28,
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it's ok, we live pretty close to the isle of wight(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:56,
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they have extra fingers due to inbreedingthat's the joke there
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 May 2012, 10:11,
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It's a periodic tableAnd yes, it's real. I have seen it wiv me own peepers so I 'av.
Not sure why I went all Dick Van Dyke there.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:18,
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i think we're talking about different thingsthis was a table with clocks in
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:27,
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Oh, thatNo, I never saw that.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:31,
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that's the spirit! look for the big wins in life.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:06,
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Cheers man.You're a pal.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:12,
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Imma gonna go have some trifle now.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:13,
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I'm fairly sure it's just because AB isn't around acting like a tosser all the time(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:08,
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I miss AB.Without him here we have no way of knowing that there are some stupid answers on QOTW again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:10,
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The good thing about thatWas that I never felt the need to go to /OT because all the best ones would be linked by AB.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:11,
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Now, I'm aware that I've been guilty of it too, but it always felt a bit like a seven year old running up to a group of ten year olds and saying "THERE'S AN UGLY CAT ROUND THE CORNER COME SEE THE UGLY CAT!"and feeling it made him more mature because in his mind he was now the leader of the ten year olds.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:16,
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and then, with gradually decreasing enthusiasm, the 10 year olds follow him and prod the ugly cat with sticks.And after a hundred times or so, the ten year olds are all bored of prodding ugly cats with sticks but the seven year old still comes tearing up to them several times a day screaming "UGLY CAT! THERE IS AN UGLY CAT! COME SEE THE UGLY CAT ROUND THE CORNER!"
And all the ten year olds think he's fucking annoying but he still thinks he's brilliant and everyone loves him for leading the crusade against ugly cats
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:24,
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I highly approve of the phrase 'Leading the crusade against Ugly Cats'(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:25,
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interestingphoto.net/data/media/2/Ugly%20Cat.JPG
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:41,
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presumably unintentionally, it ended up with him looking sadder than the /qotw people he was deriding(
spesh., Fri 11 May 2012, 9:14,
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he still comes here to do that but he doesn't get the recognition he deserves these days(, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:17, archived)
hey look its a vauable service that we get for free and i don't think we have any right to complain(, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:31, archived)
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwStay with us.
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MONO!, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:00,
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i just saw this bm, i'm on OT a lot so i will tell them not to be so mean to youand provide all the support you need
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You'd better believe it baby!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:22,
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Then go in peace True Believer(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:38,
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I feels badI don't want to make bm be all :'(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:43,
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never mind all that.where's theoban? and stuj? and blue star and spoider riviera and and and?
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 11 May 2012, 7:31,
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these are not the posters you are looking for(
Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 May 2012, 7:43,
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Alright.There are all driving a Citroen 2CV to Basingstoke to dance the fiery dance of death and summon the devil that they might learn secrets that man should never know.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 7:48,
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Speaking of which, I watched Ghost Rider 2 last night.It was awful, just like the first one. Possibly worse. But, and I don't understand this at all, I really enjoyed it. Same as the first one.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2012, 7:53,
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Bad films can still be enjoyable.I really enjoyed Doom and that was attrociously bad.
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MONO!, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:08,
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bored of that nowWhat was the thing before last thing you looked at? Yeah well who gives a shit, not me that's for damn certain. What's the best size of battery? I like those 9 Volt ones that go in effects pedals, those are ace.
alt: happy birthday SSG!
shut the fuck up
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i ran 15k yesterday cos i thought it might shift my coldbut it made it worse probs cos it was raining
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 11 May 2012, 0:56,
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I know someone who takes loads of vitamin C and goes for a long cycle ride every time he gets a coldone time he got pleurisy lol
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 1:06, archived)
ntt!haha i kid i kid whats your favourite?
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 11 May 2012, 0:13,
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the 3-ply stuff with embossed butterflies(
Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 11 May 2012, 0:16,
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you must have an idea you just posted an idea(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 11 May 2012, 0:18,
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the ones with the leather strappy bits and the feathers and those little electrified rotatey probes that fit down your weehole(, Fri 11 May 2012, 0:21, archived)
i guess imma have to reassess who my REAL friends are(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 11 May 2012, 0:32,
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