My brother was an extra in that film.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 13:52,
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Bedtime for Bonzo?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 13:55,
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No.He literally* bumped into Bobcat Goldthwait in the street, and got placed in a crowd scene in lieu of an autograph.
*not literally
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 14:00,
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Haha, imagine if the Americans elected a third-rate celebrity halfwit as Leader Of The Free World!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 13:51,
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I like how so many of them have been telling actors to stick to what they're good at, and stay out of politics(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 13:53,
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There's a theory going round that he's illiterate.youtu.be/bd79UsXSLWg
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 13:55,
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looking at the video, that seems more plausible. However it appears to be low enough that he'll just sign anything put in front of him.It is so low it certainly limits his thought and diction.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 13:57,
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Ronald McDonald day more like, you chubby twat(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 13:55,
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I'm nothing specialI'm content just being one of the Fry Guys
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 14:07,
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Don't see what's so happy about it. I scraped the side of my car this morning, now everyone's gonna think I'm some cunt who can't drive properly.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 13:59,
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I once scraped my car all along a pub wall when half my colleagues were watching me do it from the pub and the other half were in my car.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 14:00,
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I once hit my own garage with my car,not to mention that bollard that came out of nowhere (that I'd parked next to).
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 14:03,
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I did that once. I'd worked an 18 hour shift and forgot to put the handbrake on so when i jumped out of it hit the pillar of the garage.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 14:07,
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I just confidently backed onto the drive, and smacked the wall.After I'd got my next car hit by a bus, I stopped driving to work for a few years.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 14:17,
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I don't think I've damaged a car through stupidity.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Feb 2017, 14:05,
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I think my old Vauxhall Nova was the only car I've owned and managed to not prang to some degree.But it was a complete shitheap, and the fact I ever managed to drive it anywhere at all was something of a minor miracle.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 14:08,
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My Astra was a little like that towards the end. It used to veer off if you pushed the brakes, but to keep it interesting it chose the direction somewhat randomly.
One of my mates had the Nova saloon. It added 'narrowboat handling' to the list of downsides.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 14:12,
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My second car was an Astra.I was genuinely sorry to let it go.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 14:18,
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I've kicked the panels in anger on a couple.That probably counts
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Feb 2017, 14:15,
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I parked next to a pillar, reversed about, turned the wheel and smashed the door right up.That was probably my biggest driving related "I'm a prick" moment.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 14:17,
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The second was going to a body shop to ask about getting a polishand then reversing into a metal barrier right outside.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 14:21,
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When I was abroad in a rental I parked up on the left side of the road then opened the door onto a lamp post.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 14:25,
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go on ebay and see if you can buy a chinese replacement partthere's only the tiniest likelihood it'll completely destroy your car (unlike your laptop)
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 14:06,
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Bought a Chinese mass airflow meter once.It didn't work even a little bit. I don't really know why I was surprised by this.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 14:10,
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I came to work this morning to find the probe thermometer I'd ordered off amazon had arrived.I ordered it on the 25th of November and forgotten all about it.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 14:14,
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^ Gareth Cheeseman(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 14:26,
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We already did BttF puns today m8We've got no time for them now!!
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 14:13,
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It's your kids, Kroney!Sintering got to be done about your kids!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 14:23,
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Compacting them into a solid mass without doing so to the point of liquifaction?I'm not totally against it, it just seems an odd thing to want to do.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 14:27,
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It's funny living in a world where "sintering" is a more common word than "something"yet here we are.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 14:33,
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Merry Nixonmas!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 14:12,
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Well...Well... Well...
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 14:25,
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I'm ill.What are you sick of?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 12:56,
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work.I'm also a bit ill. I considered phoning in sick, but as I'm on call I soldiered on.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 12:58,
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This is my pint, take a picture , show me your life m.imgur.com/kyllhWV
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mongychops, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 12:59,
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the mods should fix it for you(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 13:01,
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fuck this shiti.imgur.com/F3wgspE.jpg
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 13:09,
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whatever keeps the dollar dollar train rollin' mongyNew trains are what the youtube kids want to see, so that's what they get. This motherfucker's got Bluetooth all up in its cabizzle.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 13:12,
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Have you considered fucking around with electromagnets and shiz to make a lego maglev?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 13:15,
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no that sounds stupid why would you even do that?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 13:16,
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I have nothing interesting to take a picture of right nowso have this picture, taken from inside the bridge of sighs instead.
i.imgur.com/UExVn2d.jpg
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 13:14,
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well there was no need for that, was there(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 13:17,
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you just taped a postcard to the back of a breezeblock and photo'd it, you bender(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 13:17,
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I don't have a pint :(imgur.com/a/k942H
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 13:12,
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who knows what would become of me otherwise(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 13:19,
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now take a photo of both hands, put that photo on your monitor, and take a photo of itHanns G hands free!
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 13:16,
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Monday morningsand the hangovers that accompany them.
This is a good opportunity to make up for lost time in a true two-birds-with-one-stone fashion, so Grrrry: what ails you? and WP: wherefore art thou in hospital?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 13:01,
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kid went to playschool for the first time last weekIt came home as a massive disease vector who's given the whole family the lurgee.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 13:07,
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more like plagueschool amirite eh eh eh(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 13:12,
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I'm sick of people being illspecifically people I am responsible for, I don't care about the rest of you
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 13:02,
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I thought I might be off sick, today,after the two massive runny shits I expelled, yesterday. But I feel fine, this morning.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 13:02,
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I'm in the hospital.I first started posting here regularly when I was bored in the hospital after my motorcycle accident, and the rest is history.
What do you do to pass the long dull hours?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:03,
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Alright. I look at car stuff, which will no doubt be a surprise for everyone.Currently wheels. The mrs decided to replace her mini after all that faff, but it's arriving on a set of basic rollerskates.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:06,
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What's she getting? My new car threw a service light withing 20 miles of leaving the dealership. They're being very nice about sorting it out, but it's a right ballache.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:08,
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A Giulietta.I'll make a petrolhead out of her, yet.
Every single Alfa on the forecourt had kerbed alloys. I'm worried that there's a form of myopia spread through contact with Alfa steering wheels.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:08,
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Oh for fuck sake.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:09,
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It's fine, it comes with a warranty for the two years we're planning on keeping it for.(
Kroney, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:10,
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Good luck.There's bound to be a maximum claim on the warranty. I'd put money on you hitting that.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:11,
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Alfas suffer from pub-chat critics.The modern crop are much better than the older lot and, considering the Mini threw a cam belt, two sets of run flats and three gearbox bearings in the twenty thousand miles she had it for, I reckon it's going to have to really shit the bed to appear a worse car for it.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:13,
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Dunno about the petrols but the diesels use that GM engine that's in loads of stuff.Even if it is unreliable at least it looks nicer than the mini eh?
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:15,
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I shall not suffer a diesel on my driveway.We have no need of a proper 4x4, so no need of a tractor engine.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:18,
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Having had a couple of diesels I'm not entirely sold by them.It's all well and good having an engine that's good for 200+k miles but all the other gubbins seems to start needing replacing around the early 100's in my experience.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:19,
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Coked up egr valves, filling a reservoir with stale piss, the constant donkdonkdonk,shuddering like a troll wanking in a cave, total fuel pump failure and constantly replacing the exhaust. All must haves for your standard family vehicle.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:22,
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Yeah, I wish I had a driveway. Having to live with a diesel just to tow the horse around is a right cunt.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:25,
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You forget the clouds of Victorian factory soot they throw out if you don't change their filters every 3 thousand milesand the capability for gassing an entire woodland's worth of creatures which goes largely unnoticed because they didn't produce as much of 2006's poisonous gas du jour.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:25,
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Diesel vehicles will be banned within 2 years once it's proved conclusively that they're responsible for 95% of all heart conditions, alzheimers and cancer, hth(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:55,
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Petrols are getting similar mpg's with smaller engines these days so their days are numbered.Electric vehicles are more practical than people think. Definitely suitable as a second car if you're a couple.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:58,
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I look forward to this bright new future when all filling stations come with charging points as standardand a Travelodge above the shop because of the 14 hours it'll take to charge the fucking thing
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 12:03,
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I was reading about someone who did from one end of the country to the other in a renault zoe.Those things don't all have that much range. But the trick seems to be that electric cars don't charge in a linear fashion and on a 10 minute charge you can get them back up to about 70-80%.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 12:08,
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If you don't cover more than 90 miles a day, then there's no reason not to get a leccy car other than the cost to buy.I've read that same page and, were they all not so incredibly ugly, I might consider it.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 12:11,
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Yeah. My Mum and Dad had a cabbie take them to the airport in an EV.He seemed quite happy with it, and didn't seem bothered about stopping more regularly to top up the battery and stretch his legs.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 12:14,
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Add 40% to your journey length because you have to weave about all over the place to ensure there's a charging point every 50 miles?You're not really convincing me, here.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 12:14,
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There's far more charging stations than you think.And, unsurprisingly one of the first places they cropped up were, get this, motorway services.
I'm not really sold on them just yet (i also woudn't buy one because I wouldn't want to buy a brand new car), but they're definitely already more practical than the public seem to think they are and they are only going to improve.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 12:15,
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The current number of charging stations is going to look woefully inadequate of everyone starts buying electric.As it stands, there's enough of them for electric vehicle owners to get free parking without much worry.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 12:21,
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Be a lot more practical and efficient if you took the ton of battery out.Overhead power grids in town, everyone in dodgems!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 12:27,
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^ gets my vote(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 12:29,
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I'd like to see all town buses replaced with trams.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 12:32,
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Trolleybuses strike me as more practical.After the shit-show of the edinburgh trams.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 12:33,
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Oh, I actually meant that.We had a load of them in the 60s-70s, they all got scrapped when the old routes were pedestrianised.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 12:40,
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I, too, would like to move to San Francisco.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 12:41,
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I thought a few off them had built-in chargers as optional extrasso you just need an extension lead and a handy 13A socket. I'm sure most petrol stations would oblige if you bought a rank coffee and an overcooked sausage in a bun at the same time.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 12:17,
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I think all of them will do that.The charging stations use 3-phase though so charge a lot quicker.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 12:33,
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Fingers crossed for a generous scrappage scheme,and I'll be able to get myself a nice, clean, electric-powered people carrier.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 12:12,
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HellosirI'm calling you today because you may have been mis-sold SUV
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 12:16,
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I've only heard bad things about anything but top range alfas.I'd not have one, but then I've bought a broken volvo, so I might not be the person to ask.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:22,
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what's broken on it?you never mentioned this
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:22,
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It's thrown a skid service required light.Probably a dirty sensor or water on a reductor ring, but I'm bollocksed if I'm spannering it the day after I've bought it. It's going back to the dealer tomorrow.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:24,
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The way I figure it, all our cars have broken something critical on a regular basisso we may as well drive whatever we fancy and fuck the consequences.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:27,
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This is why if I was shelling out the sort of cash a new car costs and was planning to only have it a few years I'd seriously consider leasing or whatever.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:34,
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It's occurred to me, too.Especially considering how savagely cars depreciate.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:45,
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Yeah, I like them.She loved driving it. If she likes this one, we'll probably get a brand new one in a couple of years. These cars are much better than they used to be, but I still would feel better with her having a warranty; she's not interested in spannering whatsoever.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:16,
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Clash of Clans is my go-to "zoned out of a teleconference" game(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:06,
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I've not played. The adverts are annoying. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:08,
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What? That thread had run its short course m8.Plus I want some attention.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:07,
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:28,
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Walls. Like the advert. Lol(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:09,
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You do the blade?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:09,
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the GAYde more like(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:23,
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wanky wanky wank wank(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:15,
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Is this why the waiting times at GP surgeries take ages?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:22,
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I am extremely busy, that's why I didn't have time to read your original post properly.Sorry to hear you're in the hospital and hope whatever is wrong gets better soon or if that's not possible then I hope you don't suffer for too long.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 12:29,
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I contemplate the futility of endeavour(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:16,
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then I cook 8 sausages, and throw one of them in the bin(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:17,
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I get this reference (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:24,
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well you're not stupid(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:25,
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that's oscar's lunch sorted(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 12:30,
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Write, game, listen to music, play music, wank, stuff my face with food products including but not limited to sausages.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:42,
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If I'm not on here,I'm probably reading The Register, or RationalWiki. Despite that, my neck is whisker free.
I'll occasionally fall into the click-hole that is TVTropes, too.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 12:18,
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haha, yeah right65 on a good night
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 12:30,
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you mean the hours dedicated to car chat on here?those are really good for my productivity as it drives* most people off the board for a while and it's easier to get some work done
*oho!
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 12:26,
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I really, absolutely, cannot fathom why people can't just talk about something elseand leave us to it.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 12:38,
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I like the fact that no-one gives a single solitary fuck as to why you're in hospital.(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 12:32,
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HA! and people accuse me of being uncaring.www.b3ta.com/talk/8043863
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 12:35,
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yeah but no-one reads all that shit you write(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 12:36,
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I assumed that he wasn't actually in hospital now,and was just making a reference to why he started posting here.
If he is there, my guess would be something too do with Mrs Pig's eyesight.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 12:36,
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Horse fucking gone wrong again, no doubt.Emissions chat is what the cool kids care about.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 12:37,
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If this has already been posted, I offer my deepest apologiesIf not, well done Manolith
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:03,
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Maybe he still lurks.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:08,
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i'm disappointed that even though he tweeted it to his 16.7k followers, i didn't get a single extra submission(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:10,
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16k followersreally makes you think
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:14,
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I never saved the email address to submit. Is there a button or something? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:14,
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it's there in the subtitle. that'll do for nowsausageadmin.tumblr.com/
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:16,
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Yeah, but I have to copy and paste it. Fuck that noise(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:17,
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i have to finish my whole edit training book this week so i won't be able to dick around on here so much, but i'll sort it out at some point(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:29,
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He who walks behind the threads.Our last mod was found crucified, with an even number of sausages stuffed into each orifice.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:28,
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might post on the blog about him tweeting about the blog tweety tweety blog blog(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:09,
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woahsausaugeblogception
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:10,
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Make a new blog about people who tweet about blogs inspired by tweets.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:10,
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Sausaging at its finest.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:07,
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Who the fuck is he calling old, the ginger cunt?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:07,
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come on, m8you don't need to make it racial
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:08,
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No, I've had enough, this is exactly what Brexit is supposed to be(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:09,
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good pointfuck him
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:10,
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Fuck you too. Hampshire scum.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:18,
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Bratwurxit, more like.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:14,
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rob is such a lurking cunt(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:08,
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Tangled!!!What if he sees this! You could be banned, m8!!!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:11,
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he couldn't ban me there'd be uproar
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:16,
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well you're not wrong there(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:17,
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I just love when a ginger bring his whole crewIt's just a bigger piece of sausage for me to chew a hole thru
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:32,
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Rob's been checking out manolith's sausage?so the rumours were true after all
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:13,
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Send Me Help?Sausages Mean Heaven?
Sam Mendes' Helmit?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:23,
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Sydney Morning Herald.Rob can keep his shenanigans out of the UK press, but his influence doesn't extend Down Under.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:30,
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Time for a new recipe for the blog: dog anus and black pepper sausages.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:23,
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Is this is a gay sex joke? If so. LOL!(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:55,
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Please go easy on the homoerotic "I would" type posts whenever a picture of an attractive sausage is posted on the board. Not only can it get a bit tiresome, but it can be intimidating and unwelcoming for a lot of fairy boarders. Besides, even if you would, he probably would too.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:01,
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haha this is really funny because I don't really love sausage in the bum and that's what makes the whole situation amusing lol(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:03,
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sausage? wouldn't he prefera faggot!?!?!?!?!
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:05,
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Could be a resounding success with figurative sausages but liable to be a disappointment with actual sausages.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 11:06,
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monday gold goes to mongywot are you doing up this early?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 6:49,
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I'm somehow on a pullout sofa in a 3rd flr flat , that's about all I know for now (
mongychops, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 6:52,
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I'm gonna be well upset if you don't provide some backstory soon(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 7:08,
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There is an angry tortoise, and I've rolled a joint and am looking for my car keys m.imgur.com/tc4EYfR
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mongychops, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 7:22,
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the man in the flat above is trying to seduce youHave you had to read out a stupid poem this morning?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 7:24,
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Probably, no cunt appears to get up here so me and the ninja tortoise are off to the spoon's at 8 (
mongychops, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 7:31,
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he needs pizza, not a full english(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 7:39,
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Good morning, people of b3ta.com/talk.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 7:52,
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full stops and everytingare you on your period?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 7:57,
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lol, punctuation!I have to buy a new printer, so it looks like my evening will be a tour of our households many computational devices, accompanied by many a test page. Might treat myself and update my list of reserved IP addresses on the router. Woohoo.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 9:33,
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Buy a brother laser printer and then you'll probably not have to buy another printer again.Inkjets are a waste of time; you probably don't need colour as much as you think you do.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:02,
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Was gonna get a £60 b/w laser from John Lewis, downstairs.It's a Samsung, though. What's so good about the Brothers?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:10,
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You'll probably be fine with a Samsung. Brothers Red reasonably priced and well built that's all. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:57,
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Hi de hi campers(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 8:04,
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Two Hats.My other half (not the better half, that's me) went to university in Portsmouth and told me a story about how they had to choose a different company to sponsor the Spinnaker because they originally chose a company whose colours were red and white, which are the colours of Southampton, or some shit. I'll be honest, i kind of stopped listening because there was a dog playing frisbee on the park we were walking past.
Anyway, is this true and, if so, what the hell?
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Kroney, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 8:09,
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I climbed the crane that was building the Spinnaker(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 8:13,
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People jump off the Spinnaker, believe it or not.They're not suiciding, they're doing it for fun! The mind boggles.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 8:18,
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It's trueSo instead they half painted it a pale yellow, so it looks like it spent time in the home of a heavy smoker.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 8:48,
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 8:56,
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haha, I actually just imagined you doing thatand it gave me a sort of perverse pleasure
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 9:22,
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Oh really, who cares?Red is a fairly common colour. Is this sort of thing really worth getting all in a huff over?
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Kroney, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 9:45,
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Because the people who shout the loudest in this city are often the stupidestI would've preferred red and white to 'nicotine stained'
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 9:50,
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or better stillleave it as it fucking was, and put the company logo on all of the literature
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 9:50,
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or betterer still, launch the fucking thing into space(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:01,
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football fans. they care so muchi guess for some of them there's nothing else going on in their lives
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:01,
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We had to develop a system for an irish customer that does business in both irelands.They we were told under no uncertain circumstances was the system allowed large amounts of green, blue or orange in its colour scheme.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:04,
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Morning.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Feb 2017, 8:16,
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alright you vegetarian Jewish architect(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 8:24,
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jazz musicians can burn in hell(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 8:31,
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as prophesised by Merlin :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 8:45,
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Obama's reelection campaign just wouldn't have been the same without him.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 9:37,
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Hey you, get ready get on your feetGet into gear and hit the street
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 8:41,
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something something rockingest rocksteady beat(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 8:46,
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no that's not it at all(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 8:49,
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well I can't be expected to recognise all the shit music you quote(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 9:13,
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A tilt of my cap to you, good sir.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 8:41,
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George R R Martin does look like a creature you would find in the sci fi/fantasy world (
$$ ✅, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 8:59,
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yet to many people he is the fifth beatle(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 9:01,
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I'll murder your entire family in an utterly contrived way(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 9:15,
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no you won't. you're too chickenbwaaaak buk buk buk
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 9:29,
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Hello??? THINK, John Snow, THINK!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 9:35,
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"Make like a winter and come".(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 9:37,
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Sure, a coloured Khaleesi. That'll be the day(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 9:39,
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"One does not simply walk into Hill Valley."lol, I love The Sword Of Shannara.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 9:58,
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:01,
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just watched The Wonderful Wizard of Oz again for the umpteenth time... if I only had a brain
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 15:39,
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lol
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 16:44,
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So, you're a friend of Dorothy. Hold the front page!(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 16:53,
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I just watched Trainspotting (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 17:27,
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That was better than mark kermode he's a Cunt (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 20:25,
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I'm watching hell or high water. Seems alright.Dunno whether I'll watch They Live or The Hitch Hiker* afterwards.
*The original one directed by Ida Lupino.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 17:45,
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How many is ump?I mean, 'umpteen' is presumably ten plus ump, right?
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 18:32,
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ten doubleplus umpround up to about fifty, I reckon
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 19:00,
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5/8th's of a Yonk(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 20:21,
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^honkynot because you're white. because you're a clown
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manolith hooray for me, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 21:34,
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Something about a shine box(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 21:58,
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in the infest experimental jazz tent(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 21:09,
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yea yeah tl:drcreativeliz.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/yan-tan-tethera-24-3-12.jpg
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vladimir, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 23:10,
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Morning mate.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 5 Feb 2017, 8:13,
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wotchabit slow today innit. Got that volvo yet?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 9:01,
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Pick it up this morning.Just waiting for my brother, he's going to give me a lift.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 5 Feb 2017, 9:15,
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niceWith regard to your AUX issue, a cheap temp solution is one of those plug-in FM transmitters that you tune the car radio to.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 9:34,
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Yeah, I've got one of those somewhere. I imagine they fuck with the sound quality a bit, but got to be better than being stuck with normal old fm radio.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 5 Feb 2017, 9:51,
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If it also has a cassette playerThe adapters for those sound better than FM
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fuscous, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 9:55,
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It's got minidisc and CD. Thanks 2006.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 5 Feb 2017, 11:04,
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I had a dab one of those with aux as well. It sounded surprisingly good.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 10:01,
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It was a cold dark night in the woods.All of a sudden...
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 19:45,
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I can't tell if I'm in the middle of a bad cold or descending into flu. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 19:50,
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I've had flu before. I don't think it is flu. But it can take a couple of days to get going.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 19:56,
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Although I first started to get symptoms tue/wed so would've been on my back before now I think. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 19:58,
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Flu starts that's normally it, you don't get a few days build up, not that type of virus (
mongychops, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 20:23,
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Last time I had it I remember feeling ropey and had a headache the day before then was fucked the next day. It was on new year though so I was smashed. Saw some photos and I was as white as a sheet.
Spent the next four days in bed dozing in and out of a Sharpe marathon on the history channel.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 20:34,
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A Sharpe marathonMy god! It's worse than we thought!
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 20:39,
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I feel like shit but I'm managing to follow what's going on in the subtitled A Very Long Engagement, so I can't be properly dead. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 20:44,
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Yeah but it might include that episode where you see Liz Hurley's chebs.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 22:15,
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I really struggle to give a shit about american politicall shit(
mongychops, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 20:27,
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i am attempting something new tonightas i'm craving pepperoni pizza but can't eat it, i'm going to make a cheese and pepperoni omelette.
anyone else bored enough to resort to shit like this?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 15:41,
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can't eat potato(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 15:52,
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Did the Irish starve in vain?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 15:54,
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probablyi avoid anything starchy as it causes severe pain
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 15:55,
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you get used to itif you're thinking 'i can't eat those, i'm on a diet', it'll do your head in and you'll eventually eat them. if you think 'i can't eat them, i'll be in total agony', it's much easier to leave them alone!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 16:42,
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I've made omelettes more interesting by frying the filling with fajita or jerk spices before.Always seems to work well. Cheese and pepperoni ought to make for a nice oozy omelette, so it gets my vote.
According to my browsers spell check, omelette isn't a real word. No wonder I can never type anything coherent.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 15:48,
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is it set to 'merican?mine is forever telling me i've spelled something wrong when i know i haven't.
might throw a bit of szechuan pepper into the mix before i pour it into the pan
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 15:53,
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Yum.If the Americans don't know what an omelette is, then they have my pity.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 15:55,
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they have no idea what a decent cup of tea is(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 16:02,
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There's few enough places in this country where you can get a decent cup of tea,but at least you're never given a cup of warm water with a tea bag for dipping.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 16:16,
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urgh i couldn't do without a decent cuppa
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 16:18,
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I've just had a delicious cup of coffee.Might go crazy and have another, as this pot has used up the last of the grounds.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 16:19,
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i'm avoiding coffee for the time beinguntil i can get my heart and blood pressure to behave
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 16:20,
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Don't blame the coffee, women are always fainting in my presence.A-ha-ha-ha!
I'll see myself out.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 16:22,
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not fainted yeti'm saving that for when someone asks me to do the dishes
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 16:31,
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oh, pleasei've been rewired, i fart like miriam margolyes!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 16:59,
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You know I gesture-type everything on my phone,and rarely bother to proof read, right?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 16:17,
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Swype?I don't know what it's called, but it's preferable to jabbing at the screen.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 17:59,
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I sometimes shove a tablespoon of curry paste in my scrambled eggs.I can't remember when I last had an omelette. Too faffy.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 16:54,
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dried chilli flakes in scrambled eggs is brilliant for a hangover(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 17:00,
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I've never been so bored that I've resorted to cooking(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 15:55,
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i enjoy cooking(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 16:02,
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all my family cookmy brother makes fantastic curries, my older sister specialises in italian food, my younger sister does traditional english food and i do thai food, soups and cakes
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 17:20,
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I can cook, I choose not too, lived on my own on good money for too long to bother (
mongychops, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 17:33,
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And because I get high, because I get high , because I get high (
mongychops, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 17:45,
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that's my main problemi love cooking but i live on my own, so there's no point making big meals
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 17:49,
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this is why freezers were invented.(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 18:32,
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So single people can cook spaghetti bol for 4 but stick 3 portions in the freezer to never be eaten ? Did grrr tell you this fact (
mongychops, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 18:34,
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8 billion pounds on a complete schwartz set to sit in the cupboard and go out of date, winning(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 19:16,
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I invested heavily in herbs in the early 90s, seems saffron doesn't keep well (
mongychops, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 19:42,
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I made cobblerRather nice, far too much fucking about though
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H.B.Mupps, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 18:50,
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Chicken casserole pretty muchBut you make some mash, mix it with flour, butter, add milk to make a dough, then make little cobble like rounds and top it with them, then bake it. Nice but a lot of faff and mess.
Something about nans
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H.B.Mupps, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 19:14,
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I am in Chester and guess what!!!!??It's not for work.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 21:43,
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I hope Chester negotiated a fair price.Haha! Alright, spanishfly.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 21:51,
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what is in Chester for the likes of you?(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 22:17,
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Chester?? I hardly etc!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 22:47,
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My Dad got alll weird and started talking about inheritancesWhat are you likely to get when your parents pop their clogs?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 14:54,
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Fuck all.Their will stipulates that we're to liquidate any assets that aren't their house, and split that evenly, but I'm not aware of them having any hidden treasures tucked away. I won't get any share of the house until such time as my brother either moves out, or moves someone else in (at which point I will spilt whatever I acquire between my children - the will binds them to the same agreement, should I have carked it before getting my share).
Not really the arrangement I wanted, as I wouldn't be surprised if they lost the house to cover care home costs, in which case my brother will be homeless.
Wow, cheerful thread - thanks, Grrry!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:01,
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Your brother lives with your parents? Is he not ok?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:02,
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He's rapidly becoming a part-time carer for our father.Lucky him.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:07,
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Incontinence is only lol when it's happening to mcbeef.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:16,
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Half a nice house in the suburbs and a lot of out of date furniture.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:01,
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a third of a mortgage(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:02,
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Well, that sounds nice.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:02,
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We'd never be able to sell their place, as I doubt my sister will ever leavealso, my brother will need somewhere to sleep when he inevitably cheats on his girlfriend and she kicks him out.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:04,
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forever and ever(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:04,
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Wait, so your sister still lives with your parents? Is she not ok?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:06,
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My aunt had four kidsOne's a shutin with agoraphobia, one's never worked a day in her life and lives on benefits for "stress", one's now decided she's a bloke and the other's an alcoholic recovering from a messy divorce. Two still live at home. The youngest is 46.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:09,
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My family are all mostly ok.Couple of second cousins in jail, one cousin married to the sort of.bloke that has rottweilers on chain leads.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:24,
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In truth, she's fineshe's just flakey. And my dad is a sucker.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:24,
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Not right nowbut give her time
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:46,
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Bit morbid m8.Not sure the answer'd be, though. My mum's got nowt except a ridiculously large collection of self-help books, all of which are going either to Oxfam or into the recycling bin. My dad's got enough electronics to build the Terminator five times over so I should at least be able to get something useful out of that.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:02,
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yeah, my Dad's like thata working week visiting his grandkid, and then does an "oh, by the way, this is what I was thinking of doing before I die" as we're on the way to the airport.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:07,
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A house.Unless they get old, or sick, and end up in a home.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:06,
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... which is exactly what will happen if you don't murder them soon.(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:15,
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poison takes time when done correctly(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:27,
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probably nothingi've had mine from my mum already as she sold the home i grew up in and gave me the money to buy my flat
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:25,
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Unsurprisingly, not a single person here knows what Rick & Morty is(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:27,
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What's Rick & Morty, Two Hats?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:30,
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+got(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:36,
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I saw about thirty seconds of it once.Reddit goes completely sweaty-handed crazy over it. That and Adventure Time, which I've not seen either.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:33,
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I found Adventure Time to be a pleasant surprise.It's quite a bit less shit than most of what's on Citv.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:37,
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I thoroughly enjoyed R+Mbut couldn't finish an episode of Adventure Time.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:37,
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I liked it.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:45,
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we have a plush meeseeks in the office. lots of people ask about himthe difference between our workplaces, i guess
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:54,
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We've been expressly forbidden from personalising our workspaces.:(
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:58,
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Blimey, I've got loads of crap on mine(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 16:07,
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ugly blouses and some naff ornaments(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:41,
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you should have got over it by now then(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:46,
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too good for those ungrateful kids (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 16:24,
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I'm an only child, so whatever remains after their retirement. For reference they're currently holidaying in Spain for six fucking weeks.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:47,
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Yeah I can't wait to retire I'm concerned it won't be a thing when I'm old enough though.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 16:10,
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My nans have a habit of ending every conversation with "if we speak again". They've both been doing this for the last 10 years.(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 16:06, archived)
Do they gather round a cauldron and offer advice to aspiring Scottish kings?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 16:10,
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I've a suspicion that my parents will leave it all between my kids and my sister's twoAnd they'll probably insist it goes into a trust fund until they are sensible enough to not spend it all on booze, the killjoy pricks
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 16:17,
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In memory of The Doveston www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-38845772
🕯️RIP The Doveston 🕯️
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$$ ✅, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 13:43,
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6/7Got the Dr Who one wrong.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 13:46,
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Hammered Your score: 1/7too sad about doves to concentrate
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 13:49,
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I'm scared of ghosts though(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 13:54,
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I deliberately did not post this earlier.5EVA in R HRTZ
5/7
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 13:57,
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5/7got the last question wrong, which is a badge of honour round these parts
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 14:03,
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4 or 5, I wasn't really paying attention when I closed the tab.At least I got a laugh at PETA being pricks, again.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 14:22,
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Not clicking thatI'm mourning those who lost their lives in the Bowling Green Massacre. Semper Fi :(
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 14:22,
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they had it coming, infidel pricks(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 14:26,
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As-salamu alaykum, m8(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 14:28,
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Muslims aren't allowed salami.Further proof that the entire religion was cooked up by the CIA as a "false flag" operation, but has gotten slightly out of hand.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 14:32,
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Alternative facts are the new truth.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 14:26,
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I was going to have pizza to cheer myself upbut the pizza place is run by a paedophile ring :(
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 14:28,
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Jews only popularised the bagel in an effort to push the gay agenda.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 14:29,
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www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2016/feb/24/i-can-eat-a-rainbow-new-york-psychedelic-bagels-light-up-london
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 14:49,
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Playdoh might be non-toxic,but it's still irresponsible to sell it as food.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 14:56,
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you fucking will click it otherwise you're disrespecting the Doves(
$$ ✅, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 14:33,
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He's a selfish prick sometimes (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 14:40,
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AlrightI scored 5, but I only knew 4.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 14:42,
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but what if it contains fake news?!?!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 14:40,
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It's the BBC.It only contains fake news.
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 14:45,
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RIP in peace.I got 6.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 14:31,
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and yet the dog walks freewww.burtonmail.co.uk/winshill-man-jailed-for-13-years-after-raping-woman-and-encouraging-dog-to-commit-serious-sex-act/story-30102720-detail/story.html
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mongychops, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 14:51,
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BONG! just after 10 thread. BONG! weekend plans?BONG! What's the best song you've heard recently?
BONG! kill yourself.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:04,
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i haven't used a bong in agesweekend plans are pretty sparse. we were supposed to be going to a comedy show in brighton but got the tickets refunded. think the missus is out tonight so i might just sit around in my pants playing videogames
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:11,
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I'm off to see a comedy show tonight. And I've planned in some underwear video games for tomorrow. In other world's, we may have become friends.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:21,
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Stewart Lee. I'm sort of playing a bit of Doom and a bit of last guardian. See what I'm in the mood for.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:37,
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nice, i'd like to play both of thosehave you seen stew before?
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:55,
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I have. I don't much like places like theatre or cinemas as I get a bit claustrophobic if I feel I can't get up and leave easily. But I braved a Stewart Lee show that my brother got tickets for last year as I really enjoy a lot.of what he's done. It was a good enough show that I forgot all about my stupid bent fear and so I am actually looking forward to a trip to the theatre for the first time since I was a kid.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:58,
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b3ta.com/talk/8043097
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:58,
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cool, way to face your admittedly crap fears(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 11:59,
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Thanks. I think.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 12:04,
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www.desiglitters.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/friends-desi-glitters-12.gif
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:35,
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I once got a reprimand from Yahoo! Answers,after someone asked how to construct a bong from a coke can and a Biro.
They left the question up, but took down all the answers.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:35,
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I saw that at the cinema, midweek, in the middle of the day.I was only there because I was avoiding my landlord, and found myself in the company of a bunch of shifty looking blokes who were clearly only there for Zeta-Jones slinking through lasers.
Next day, I went to see The Mummy, and found myself in the company of truants, who clearly weren't there to watch the film.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 11:01,
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Dese are easy questions, so dey are.Going out on the tahn tomorrow night, and I think I've got lunch with someone or other on Sunday...actually, it's a harder question than I thought. But I did hear the Gigamesh remix of Don't Stop Till You Get Enough recently and thought "that's alright, that."
I've just read an article about two soldiers who stopped at Maccy D's for lunch and left their assault rifles and ammo in the car, where they got nicked. Teh lolz!
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:14,
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does it go 'wank wank wanky wanky wank wank'?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:17,
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OK. This isn't your blog mate.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:21,
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It's everyone's blogs, all rolled into one.It's a real blogwash in here.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:29,
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That's one of the worst songs.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:22,
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christ, just shut the fuck up will you, no one's reading all that shit you type(
mongychops, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:15,
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My youngest has offered to clean my car, at the weekend.Says if I double his payment, he'll do a good job.
In answer to your question, I will be paying for the privilege of washing my own car.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:15,
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Did he read Williams v. Roffey this week or something?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:16,
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I don't think contract law is going to tempt him away from his Beano annuals.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:19,
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Music wise, I've been listening to that Bent album you mentioned earlier in the week.lol, "bent"!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:17,
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What bent album is that then?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:22,
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Programmed To Love.Maybe it wasn't you that recommended it, but I like it nonetheless.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:27,
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I did not recommend it, what sort of stuff is it?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:33,
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My mistake, it was $$ and Gormo.Reminds me a little of Mint Royale, although a bit less pop. I'm sure Richard can supply the correct genre name, as I'm bound to misidentify it.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:41,
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I don't know mint royale,.that's no help at all.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:42,
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OK.You know that Avalanches record? Like that, but considerably more chilled out. All samples and keyboards, that sort of thing.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:46,
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There are 2 avalanches records and they're quite different, although built around the use of a huge amount of samples.Which one is it like?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:48,
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I've only ever heard one record by the Avalanches, and it's sort of a bit like that one._
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:56,
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Ah, you are saying record to mean single, and I thought you meant album.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:59,
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I wasn't even aware that Avalanches had managed to stretch their "sample loads of films" gimmick out to an entire album,let alone two.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 11:03,
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It is something like 2 albums in about 15 years mind.The recent album is good I thought.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 11:05,
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Might give it a listen, later.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 11:08,
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get some eastern europeans to do it properly for a tenner, at least they will be able to reach the roof (
mongychops, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:18,
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There's a nice Czech bloke does cat washing by me. 12 quid and he does a good job of it.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:26,
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Easier to use a sponge.Less cruel, too.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:28,
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I've made a spelling error(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:32,
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www.boredpanda.com/cat-licking-tongue-licki-brush/
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:33,
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I didn't even need to click that link for it to set off my allergies.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:42,
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I'm just piss-proud.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 11:13,
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jesus h tapdancing christ(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 11:41,
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Problem?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 11:48,
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After all this time, it turns out Michael Flatley is the actual Messiah?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 11:48,
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That's a relief.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 12:00,
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you're telling me(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 12:01,
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morningness to you grrrit's friday again, huzzah!
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 7:14,
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I wonder if anyone else here likes Fridays(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 7:41,
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unlikelybit of a niche thing, innit
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 7:46,
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I like Fridays after 17:00Before then its a bit samey tbh
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 7:54,
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Not going in yesterday has had the unfortunate after effect of having to go in todayI am not happy about this. It's been about 5 years since I last went in on a Friday.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 8:56,
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At least it'll be quietAnd I can wear a T-shirt
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 9:12,
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I would expect you to wear a suit and tie and constantly under pressure to conduct business (
$$ ✅, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 9:16,
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'Dirty' business?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 9:18,
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Did you ever see the Malcolm in the middle where Hal was being a fall guy for his work but he got off when he produced his memory box and admitted he'd not gone to work on a Friday in years. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 9:22,
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can you repeat the question?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 9:31,
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This made me smile.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:10,
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Awww, someone deleted the first new forummember in ages hello message. Morning.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 7:39,
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morning, was it the Fake passport guy?yeah, like 10 minutes ago I was checking him out. manolith must be awake.
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 7:43,
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Yeah, I was going to see if I could get a passport cheaper than 6000000 pounds like grrrmachine had to pay.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 8:09,
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huh ...whassat?i'm awake. i was just resting my eyes
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 8:43,
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if only they'd delete all the old forum members too(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 7:46,
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there's certainly a lot of themit's like a saga holiday camp in here
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 8:45,
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when it really ought to be a different sort of camp(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 8:56,
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Ooh, titter ye not!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 9:05,
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Hey hey.Was all set for a fight with Amazon, last night, when my daughter's phone packed up, but they've sent a new one without any fuss whatsoever, which was a nice surprise. Could have saved myself the time I'd doesn't trying to fix it, if I'd known.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 7:46,
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nice one momustick it to the man!
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 7:47,
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not sure you need the "c" if you've got double-kand vice versa. This has thrown doubt upon the very concept of Friday, for me.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 7:54,
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looks like Fridays Mupps stops giving a shit even about orthography(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 7:57,
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What, like bird watching and that?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 8:18,
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Seen a bird(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 8:24,
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Hullo, moi luverrr.What news from Pole-Land?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 8:13,
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skoi's full o' that whoite stuff that hoides the view of potatoes in the field(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 8:25,
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Jesus, just fucking shut up, will you?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 8:17,
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When was the first morning thread?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 8:20,
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morning thread's brokenlike the first morning (thread)
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 8:47,
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I've got a bit of advice for you mateDO ONE.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 8:26,
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go shove a rattlesnake down your japs eye to bit your sperms(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 8:50,
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I can't be the only person who thinks Daft Punk is a load of tedious wankI meet creative types who love that shit. Wankers.
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$$ ✅, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 8:40,
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you seem to have forgotten that creative types are wankers(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 8:45,
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I've just read your post again - no you haven't(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 8:46,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 8:47,
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I rarely meet creative types who are creativethey just regurgitate the latest wank that trickles down through instagram
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 8:51,
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Your nan regurgitated my latest wank, and it trickled down through her last Christmas So I put it on instagram
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 8:53,
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I'm not very familiar with their work, so it would be unfair of me to comment at this timeI hope this helps
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 8:54,
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You know that one song that's a bit like all the other songs, except it's got that guy in it who did that song about being happy.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 9:00,
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NoBut didn't they do one with Nile Rodgers? I don't know that one either
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 9:10,
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I like that one track about bottoms(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 Feb 2017, 8:55,
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I like Daft Punk very much,but I'm not remotely creative.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 9:09,
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They get very samey after a while but they've done a couple of good tunes.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 9:14,
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singing that to the tune of Air's most popular single.(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 8:51,
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this isn't I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 9:03,
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JMG's deadhe's been dead for a long time.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 8:57,
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morning. Has the Great Cabbage Famine brought Poland to its knees yet?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 9:05,
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sorry m8unlike your decrepit western decadence, we're still able to grow enough food to feed the populace.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 9:08,
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I'm going to spain in a few weeksThinking of buying loads of courgettes, then selling them in blighty at an enormous profit. It can't fail
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 9:20,
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Go for pumpkins, they should be peaking in February based on my October predictions. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 9:23,
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Tesco have implemented a "3 iceberg lettuce per customer" rule.Has anyone ever needed to buy more than one?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 9:25,
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It's just a ploy to increase demand and put the prices up. The minute you tell the public there's a shortage of something they'll rush out to buy it, it'll be like the petrol crisis all over again.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 9:35,
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That's why my car runs on honey mustard dressing.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 10:12,
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Dunno if it's the London Lager, Budweiser or the slight cold I have. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 9:14,
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I'm sorry, but I'm not standing for that sort of behaviour.Watched a great film on the netflixes last night called "Green Room", in which a Punk Band have to escape the clutches of a Neo Nazi group, lead by Captain Picard.
It was well gory.
What's the last fillum you watched and how do you rate it?
Cheers.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 16:50,
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Reykjavik Whale Watching Massacreit was fantastically shite
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 16:51,
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Never heard of that... At first glance are they trying to do a Sharknado type thing?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:03,
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notree-huggers go off to spot whales and run afoul of a family who are referred to as 'fishbillies' and things go bad very quickly. some decent kill scenes in it, though, and leatherface makes a surprising appearance as a nice boat captain
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:04,
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oh manI need to watch that
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:04,
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poundlandunder the title harpoon
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:05,
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Ooh, didn't know that was on Netflix.Will be adding to my watch list, asap.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 16:54,
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I'm not too bad with gore and stuff, but this made me cringe.It's very good.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 16:56,
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Facial mutilation makes me cringe, so I've put of watching the Evil Deaf remake,but, to answer your earlier question, the last film I watched was Boxtrolls, which was good.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:00,
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the Evil Dead remake is rubbish(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:03,
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I loved it!yeah there's a pretty harsh scene involving facial mutilation.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:04,
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if you meant the evil dead remakeit's utter shit
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:03,
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I shan't rush to bump it up my viewing list, then.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:05,
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it really is a rambling, disjointed monstrosity(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:10,
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Enough about me, what was the film like?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:12,
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i've watched it once, i won't be watching it againand i've even seen the driller killer twice
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:24,
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It really picked up around #3But I found #6 a little disappointing
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:02,
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Keep up the good work, Sausage Spotter!of all the threads I could've posted that in
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:02,
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Black Mass didn't really follow Whitey Bulger accurately and Benedict Cumberbatch was shit in it
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$$ ✅, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:12,
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Ex Machina is my next viewing this weekend.netflix is doing good lately
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:14,
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I watched Zootropolis.Solid fun/10
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Feb 2017, 17:15,
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i watched that movie. it can be watched.(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 2 Feb 2017, 18:17,
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