good morrow to ya!
I am going for to fetch me some grub and some slurp. eat, drink and be merry!
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 7:24, archived)
I am going for to fetch me some grub and some slurp. eat, drink and be merry!
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 7:24, archived)
Even after ten years here
I still know absolutely nothing about you
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 7:34, archived)
I still know absolutely nothing about you
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 7:34, archived)
there will come a day when all shall be revealed
I'm just keeping a very low profile because things "aren't right" yet
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 7:55, archived)
I'm just keeping a very low profile because things "aren't right" yet
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 7:55, archived)
Me either, even with the internet in my hand I've never looked him up
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 7:40, archived)
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 7:40, archived)
ringworm
I had that infection quite a few times when I was a preteen in the US
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 7:53, archived)
I had that infection quite a few times when I was a preteen in the US
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 7:53, archived)
I got that when I adopted Prrrmachine
I hugged her to my chest to keep her warm, and next day I went to see a client without wearing a tie and they pointed out a perfect ringworm scab just below my adam's apple, like I'm some sort or scrofulous immigrant peasant.
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:09, archived)
I hugged her to my chest to keep her warm, and next day I went to see a client without wearing a tie and they pointed out a perfect ringworm scab just below my adam's apple, like I'm some sort or scrofulous immigrant peasant.
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:09, archived)
I don't know if this banter is reminiscent of our imperial built-on-the-blood-of-slaves era
or our valiant WW2 defend-Europe-at-all-costs era, so I don't know whether to be proud or disgusted with you.
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:15, archived)
or our valiant WW2 defend-Europe-at-all-costs era, so I don't know whether to be proud or disgusted with you.
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:15, archived)
jeremy wade went fishing there, he found mutant fish but no river monsters in the cooling ponds
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:21, archived)
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:21, archived)
damn, if there's no monsters I might as well go to the other side of Warsaw
It's got the same deteriorating 80s block slums.
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:23, archived)
It's got the same deteriorating 80s block slums.
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:23, archived)
I meant that as a joke, but now I've researched it
Pripyat and the sarcophagus
Warsaw's Sadyba district
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:25, archived)
Pripyat and the sarcophagus
Warsaw's Sadyba district
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:25, archived)
that's the new sarcophagus, have they rolled it over it yet? it was being built on tracks
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:29, archived)
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Yeah there was a documentary on bbc4 a while back of them doing it.
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 9:03, archived)
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Good morning Grrrmachine
The weather is beautiful here today. I might go out in the car with the roof down.
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:46, archived)
The weather is beautiful here today. I might go out in the car with the roof down.
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:46, archived)
it's pissing it down here
and it's predicted to all the way through the upcoming 5-day weekend, o ho ho
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:51, archived)
and it's predicted to all the way through the upcoming 5-day weekend, o ho ho
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:51, archived)
It's brass monkeys and dark over here.
Let the internet record reflect that I am WEARING A JUMPER.
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:59, archived)
Let the internet record reflect that I am WEARING A JUMPER.
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:59, archived)
alright MGT
I researched that Atari; I never even knew the firm was bought out by the Poles
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 9:51, archived)
I researched that Atari; I never even knew the firm was bought out by the Poles
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 9:51, archived)
i'm honestly not sure,
because when they fuck up their own evil plans, it doesn't mean anything good comes out of it, it just seems to produce more evils they never thought of.
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 9:43, archived)
because when they fuck up their own evil plans, it doesn't mean anything good comes out of it, it just seems to produce more evils they never thought of.
( , Wed 26 Apr 2017, 9:43, archived)
Theresa May is just a bully with no real firmly held beliefs, easily led by the cuntiest person in the room.
This fetishisation of strong leadership will not end well.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 23:09, archived)
This fetishisation of strong leadership will not end well.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 23:09, archived)
I don't remember it being on the ten commandments tablet
Or being featured in the movie 'Seven'
So Im going to say no.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:50, archived)
Or being featured in the movie 'Seven'
So Im going to say no.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:50, archived)
hang on I voted brexit so we didn't have to talk like americans any more
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 18:43, archived)
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 18:43, archived)
Everything I've ever done
Everything I ever do
Ever place I've ever been
Every where I'm going to
It's a sin
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 18:58, archived)
Everything I ever do
Ever place I've ever been
Every where I'm going to
It's a sin
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 18:58, archived)
Take it out again, give it to the dog to sniff
His reaction will shock you!
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:08, archived)
His reaction will shock you!
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:08, archived)
the wheely bins were collected on time and put back tidily on the pavement
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 14:26, archived)
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I haven't put my bins out for months
brb hasn't been here to remind me :(
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:53, archived)
brb hasn't been here to remind me :(
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:53, archived)
I've got some nice new recipes from this cookery thing I was at on the weekend.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 14:28, archived)
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Never mind the recipes, did you get to meet a new "lady friend"?
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 14:31, archived)
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snooker all week, party saturday
and the blanket i'm making for my niece will be finished by tomorrow morning
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 14:33, archived)
and the blanket i'm making for my niece will be finished by tomorrow morning
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 14:33, archived)
Prozac in the water supply to mask the arsenic, at least we'll die with a smile on our faces, like in the only good Batman film
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 14:37, archived)
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It certainly resurrected the 60s high camp element, bit of a reaction to all the grim darkness, DC could probably do with a shot of that now
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 14:43, archived)
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that was hilariously camp
but it left me wanting a necklace just like Nora Freeze's
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 14:48, archived)
but it left me wanting a necklace just like Nora Freeze's
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 14:48, archived)
^ This
Big budget, all star cast, and Batman's suit had nipples, truly a masterpiece
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 16:02, archived)
Big budget, all star cast, and Batman's suit had nipples, truly a masterpiece
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 16:02, archived)
BRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP BRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPO POP POP BANG BANG POP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 14:45, archived)
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All boxes ticked?
Minimal wiping required
No splashback
Not painful
You now feel 1 stone lighter
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:15, archived)
Minimal wiping required
No splashback
Not painful
You now feel 1 stone lighter
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:15, archived)
I had biryani for lunch every day last week and things went from their usual 'tipping an eel out of a wellie' to actually having to strain.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:20, archived)
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tipping an eel out of a wellie
why is that making me laugh so much?
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:33, archived)
why is that making me laugh so much?
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:33, archived)
Nothing about a no nonsense flush?
You've either got good plumbing or a lack of fibre in your diet.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:45, archived)
You've either got good plumbing or a lack of fibre in your diet.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:45, archived)
There's something odd with the one at work, it's the only lav I consistently leave looking like the starting line at Brands Hatch.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 16:41, archived)
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I have just received a cheque from the council for £500 (almost) for overpayment of council tax
And I am booking a holiday to the Dominican Republic. These things have cheered me up.
Also has anyone ever bought any 'shrooms off the dark web?
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:15, archived)
And I am booking a holiday to the Dominican Republic. These things have cheered me up.
Also has anyone ever bought any 'shrooms off the dark web?
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:15, archived)
If you're going to risk the whole dark web/ postage deal
Why not get something you can't pick for free in 6 months or so?
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:23, archived)
Why not get something you can't pick for free in 6 months or so?
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:23, archived)
i bought some stuff from a fella who just got 16m for handling stolen goods, my bits were not stolen goods, thanks fuck
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:45, archived)
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Because I have saved an extra 25% on goods from the Adidas website
So happy was I, that I emailed details to mcbeef.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 16:48, archived)
So happy was I, that I emailed details to mcbeef.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 16:48, archived)
Alright dudes!
What's going in your neighbourhood that you'd like to whinge about? There's an open garden event on my road, which sounds like a good excuse to go and have a nose round some other people's houses, maybe Nick a stereo or something.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:25, archived)
What's going in your neighbourhood that you'd like to whinge about? There's an open garden event on my road, which sounds like a good excuse to go and have a nose round some other people's houses, maybe Nick a stereo or something.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:25, archived)
I have moaned about my neighbours on here before
and doing so just angers up my blood and reminds me of all the reasons why I dislike living here. So if you'll excuse me, I will not be participating in this thread. I will forever remain, TH x
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:31, archived)
and doing so just angers up my blood and reminds me of all the reasons why I dislike living here. So if you'll excuse me, I will not be participating in this thread. I will forever remain, TH x
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:31, archived)
seem to be a lot of yoots about on mountain bikes lately, all over the roads and pavements, lucky the police have now started confiscating the bikes
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:34, archived)
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Wont they just go steal some more from outside posh north London flat blocks?
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:37, archived)
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People who cycle on pavements shouldn't be allowed to die, let alone live.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:44, archived)
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Loads of that around where I work.
Some twat had the gall to tinkle her bell at me, rather than just go around me or, perish the thought, cycle on the empty road.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:50, archived)
Some twat had the gall to tinkle her bell at me, rather than just go around me or, perish the thought, cycle on the empty road.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:50, archived)
Member the good old days, when you could physically assault anyone whose behaviour didn't meet your personal standards
and if they went crying to the police they'd probably get a sound thrashing and told to man the fuck up, member
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:07, archived)
and if they went crying to the police they'd probably get a sound thrashing and told to man the fuck up, member
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:07, archived)
A lack of parking, and an abundance of rubbish pubs.
These are perennial issues, though, and the parking issue likely isn't helped by the 4 cars that my household contributes to those parked on the road.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:34, archived)
These are perennial issues, though, and the parking issue likely isn't helped by the 4 cars that my household contributes to those parked on the road.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:34, archived)
I thought it was bad enough when me and TH were comparing ailments, but now you've opened it up for moany old sods with petty complaints about where people place their wheely bins
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:44, archived)
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:44, archived)
I was supposed to go to the quacks this morning but the doctor threw a sickie so I'm going tomorrow now.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:45, archived)
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First world problems, I'm concerned with how expensive nommy cadbury chocolate will be after poland won't give the recipe back, because brexit
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:24, archived)
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6 music are playing some dodgy radio edit of Leave Them All Behind rather than the 8-minute version.
Why bother?
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:35, archived)
Why bother?
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:35, archived)
Because god forbid you go 10 minutes without Lauren Laverne whittering on about nothing.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:40, archived)
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I don't mind her too much.
Nemone seems to select better tunes and talk fewer when she's covering for her though.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:42, archived)
Nemone seems to select better tunes and talk fewer when she's covering for her though.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:42, archived)
Far too often, I find myself switching off 6 Music as, despite the name, it has a level of chat that can rival Radio 4.
Found that someone has taken to publishing their playlists on Deezer, which is ideal.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:48, archived)
Found that someone has taken to publishing their playlists on Deezer, which is ideal.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:48, archived)
I enjoyed Tom Ravenscroft sitting in for her, and his obvious disdain for the biorhythms stuff.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:58, archived)
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Yeah Ravenscroft is alright. He's more than happy to play records and do little more than say what they are every now and then.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:03, archived)
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:03, archived)
And yet Radcliffe and Maconi are like a Smashy and Nicey tribute act.
Member Pat 'The Darth Vader of the Master Fader' Sharp being hot stuff on Capital for being able to talk bollocks? 'member?
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:14, archived)
Member Pat 'The Darth Vader of the Master Fader' Sharp being hot stuff on Capital for being able to talk bollocks? 'member?
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:14, archived)
some students moved in next door
and they set their alarms for 6:00 and then hit snooze half a dozen times, and I can hear every sodding tone they've set on their fucking phones.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:37, archived)
and they set their alarms for 6:00 and then hit snooze half a dozen times, and I can hear every sodding tone they've set on their fucking phones.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:37, archived)
last time I grabbed a block of wood and a hammer
and pounded on the wall a few times. That shut them up.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:47, archived)
and pounded on the wall a few times. That shut them up.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:47, archived)
I don't think there's anything passive about using a hammer m8
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:57, archived)
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It's not my fault. It's societies fault for expecting me to get out of bed and go to work.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:10, archived)
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The houses on both sides of mine seem to be empty, by a stroke of fate.
What sort of people my neighbours will turn out to be might emerge in a month or so as soon as the builders have finished.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:45, archived)
What sort of people my neighbours will turn out to be might emerge in a month or so as soon as the builders have finished.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:45, archived)
too many immigrants
in fact, the whole city has been made up of immigrants and the children of immigrants for my entire life
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:47, archived)
in fact, the whole city has been made up of immigrants and the children of immigrants for my entire life
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:47, archived)
My downstairs neighbour leaves her dogends on the doorstep but does tend to pick them up daily to be fair.
I'm not really that bothered by it but she could put them in a plant pot or something.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:48, archived)
I'm not really that bothered by it but she could put them in a plant pot or something.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:48, archived)
living in scotchland you should be grateful it's only dog ends and not syringes
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:50, archived)
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:50, archived)
I didn't know the phrase 'dog ends' so I just thought you meant dog poos
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:32, archived)
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hardly anyone turns up to the neighbourhood watch meetings that I go to a lot of trouble to arrange
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:54, archived)
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:54, archived)
I have something for this.
mobile.twitter.com/Toadsanime/status/855760304285896704
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:11, archived)
mobile.twitter.com/Toadsanime/status/855760304285896704
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:11, archived)
I hope there's a circle of hell, reserved for those who film with their phone in portrait.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:14, archived)
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:14, archived)
Better than that is those who keep turning the phone between portrait and landscape, just to stop you enjoying the file after rotating 90 degrees in VLC
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:22, archived)
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:22, archived)
Looks like Rob's venturing into edgy satire again.
twitter.com/robmanuel/status/856827745891954689
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:20, archived)
twitter.com/robmanuel/status/856827745891954689
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:20, archived)
Well for starters she's massively authoritarian, seems to despise civil liberties, doctors reports that goes against her own ideology, wants to dismantle the NHS and is completely unable to give a straight answer to any question.
Oh and she's tore countless families apart by fucking around with non-eu migration mostly to try and appear 'tough'.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:26, archived)
Oh and she's tore countless families apart by fucking around with non-eu migration mostly to try and appear 'tough'.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:26, archived)
Well everyone seems to hate diane abbot for non-specific grounds that aren't totally about trying to cloak their own racism.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:29, archived)
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I dislike her because sending her kids to private school was an act of rank hypocrisy, and because she made some weird comment about black women being better mothers.
Most of all, though, I just find her voice to be really annoying.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:44, archived)
Most of all, though, I just find her voice to be really annoying.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:44, archived)
the video for smack my bitch up was considered by many to be misogynistic
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:39, archived)
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some cunt's moaning that he's had his new garden parasol nicked
apart from that, not much
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:57, archived)
apart from that, not much
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:57, archived)
that seems to be the general consensus
but he's convinced someone's had it off
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 13:05, archived)
but he's convinced someone's had it off
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 13:05, archived)
Well if he didn't want his parasol to not get nicked or blown away perhaps he should keep it in a shed when he's not sat under it.
They go all manky left out anyway.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 13:20, archived)
They go all manky left out anyway.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 13:20, archived)
Police are looking for a suspect described as invisible with a warm front
capable of gusts up to 40mph
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 13:05, archived)
capable of gusts up to 40mph
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 13:05, archived)
Filthy hipster vapist, been on it for a couple of years now
Although giving tips and advice to people getting on it make me look like the guy on the left
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 7:51, archived)
Although giving tips and advice to people getting on it make me look like the guy on the left
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 7:51, archived)
Whatever will you all do when 'they' prove that it causes cancer more than fags
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 7:53, archived)
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Blaze it probably
Then go ingest some other carcinogen, theres loads to pick from
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 8:00, archived)
Then go ingest some other carcinogen, theres loads to pick from
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 8:00, archived)
I've got a couple of 18650 cells I use for projects
vapists love talking about them, right?
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 7:59, archived)
vapists love talking about them, right?
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 7:59, archived)
Not to my knowledge, they're just the standard batteries for box mods
Although I'll say having bought several its amazing how prolific knock offs and rewrapped cells are online
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 8:05, archived)
Although I'll say having bought several its amazing how prolific knock offs and rewrapped cells are online
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 8:05, archived)
Morning.
Bike wasn't running rich, it was misfiring because the connection to the voltage regulator was loose. Also explains why the battery was dying.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 7:57, archived)
Bike wasn't running rich, it was misfiring because the connection to the voltage regulator was loose. Also explains why the battery was dying.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 7:57, archived)
Yeah,
I feel a bit daft for not checking. problem with reading plugs is a misfire looks almost identical to a rich mix.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 8:09, archived)
I feel a bit daft for not checking. problem with reading plugs is a misfire looks almost identical to a rich mix.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 8:09, archived)
I avoid this issue by not working on anything with shitty stoneage carburetted engines
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 8:10, archived)
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you listen to Kanye now?
I've lost the last scrap of respect I had for you
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 8:02, archived)
I've lost the last scrap of respect I had for you
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 8:02, archived)
Well, i read today that grime artists support Jeremy Corbyn, so I'm going to start listening to grime
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 8:10, archived)
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of the little I've heard, some of them need to move their lyrics on from US hip hop tropes, but we're due a great album from one of them soon
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 9:43, archived)
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I quite liked the early-2000's UK hip hop stuff.
Kid Acne, Braintax, Jehst and Klashnekoff were all quite good.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 10:37, archived)
Kid Acne, Braintax, Jehst and Klashnekoff were all quite good.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 10:37, archived)
I just looked up who he was up against
certainly none of the others deserved any prizes
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:21, archived)
certainly none of the others deserved any prizes
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:21, archived)
Based on the shortlists shown in Wikipedia,
it looks like 2005 was the last time I paid any attention to music.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:30, archived)
it looks like 2005 was the last time I paid any attention to music.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:30, archived)
it's all just noise anyway
there's nary a tune you can whistle to
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:42, archived)
there's nary a tune you can whistle to
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:42, archived)
wow, an award shared by the likes of M People and Gomez
what an honour
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 10:59, archived)
what an honour
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 10:59, archived)
The Mercury award strikes me as something of a musical kiss of death.
Or maybe it's just that the nominees are thrust into the spotlight, then sink back into the obscurity from whence they came, once it's all over.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:21, archived)
Or maybe it's just that the nominees are thrust into the spotlight, then sink back into the obscurity from whence they came, once it's all over.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:21, archived)
Morning.
The sun is shining and the birds are singing and all that l33t sort of stuff is happening.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 8:16, archived)
The sun is shining and the birds are singing and all that l33t sort of stuff is happening.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 8:16, archived)
I walked a mile and a half
then cycled a mile and a half
and now I'm sitting at a desk in front of multiple monitors with the blinds down trying to pretend that Outside doesn't exist.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 8:21, archived)
then cycled a mile and a half
and now I'm sitting at a desk in front of multiple monitors with the blinds down trying to pretend that Outside doesn't exist.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 8:21, archived)
Sounds bizarrely similar to my morning so far.
With less walking and more cycling, but still. The birdsong has been replaced by the sound of the ceiling fan.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 8:25, archived)
With less walking and more cycling, but still. The birdsong has been replaced by the sound of the ceiling fan.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 8:25, archived)
I drove to work and am now sitting on my arse with my back to the outside
yet I still don't need some silly fat girls' diet
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 9:45, archived)
yet I still don't need some silly fat girls' diet
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 9:45, archived)
it's not a fat girls diet
it's a beasting in the pit, well dench diet, which is a hundred times worse. Still, I've lost half a stone so far.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 9:48, archived)
it's a beasting in the pit, well dench diet, which is a hundred times worse. Still, I've lost half a stone so far.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 9:48, archived)
considering you're all bent
one can only presume this worm has turned
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 9:09, archived)
one can only presume this worm has turned
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 9:09, archived)
Sorry to hear that
Day four (today) is normally when I start feeling better, so I'm holding on to that.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 9:47, archived)
Day four (today) is normally when I start feeling better, so I'm holding on to that.
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 9:47, archived)
"Deh Foor in Two Hat's Guts, and the new inhabitants are finally settlin' in"
Diverticulitis goes to the diary room"
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 10:31, archived)
Diverticulitis goes to the diary room"
( , Tue 25 Apr 2017, 10:31, archived)
Any of you hipster cunts smoke a electronic cigarette?
I started about 6 weeks ago. Doing he trick.
Any recommendations on the best oils?
Ta in advance.
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:39, archived)
I started about 6 weeks ago. Doing he trick.
Any recommendations on the best oils?
Ta in advance.
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:39, archived)
Yes I might be a kiddy fiddler
But I am not a fucking monster!
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:45, archived)
But I am not a fucking monster!
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:45, archived)
I can recommend nectarine with a drop of JUSTSTOPFUCKINGSMOKINGALREADYFORGOODNESSSAKES
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 22:19, archived)
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 22:19, archived)
What kind of ecig do you have? The weaker stick ones work best with thicker juices
Whereas the box types (with removeable batteries and the like) are a bit more powerful and work better with the thinner (high VG) juices.
This place is a good site for juices, there's a ton of choice and for the most part it's decent stuff, and the search refinement lets you narrow down particular flavour types, strengths, etc.
This site is alright too, they have a different juice on offer each week so you can give it a shot without spending too much or buy a lot if you like a flavour.
*awaits inevitable flaming*
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 22:40, archived)
Whereas the box types (with removeable batteries and the like) are a bit more powerful and work better with the thinner (high VG) juices.
This place is a good site for juices, there's a ton of choice and for the most part it's decent stuff, and the search refinement lets you narrow down particular flavour types, strengths, etc.
This site is alright too, they have a different juice on offer each week so you can give it a shot without spending too much or buy a lot if you like a flavour.
*awaits inevitable flaming*
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 22:40, archived)
Nerd alert
I just grabbed an Atari 130XE out of the bin hut in my apartment block. Still plastic wrapped, in its box, with the original price tag and cables and shit. Polish ebay says its worth about 100 quid.
What have you skanked for free like some unscrupulous bin-diving capitalist pigdog?
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:46, archived)
I just grabbed an Atari 130XE out of the bin hut in my apartment block. Still plastic wrapped, in its box, with the original price tag and cables and shit. Polish ebay says its worth about 100 quid.
What have you skanked for free like some unscrupulous bin-diving capitalist pigdog?
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:46, archived)
About 3000 copies of Windows XP. Which made a pretty penny.
Multiple laptops. An old Toshiba Satellite that still works to this day running Windows 3.11
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:58, archived)
Multiple laptops. An old Toshiba Satellite that still works to this day running Windows 3.11
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:58, archived)
I pick up any money I find, money is money in my book which is probably a bit miserly
/ac
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:56, archived)
/ac
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:56, archived)
Took a whole copper cylinder from outside a house being renovated.
Probably upset that plumber a bit. Scrap wasn't even that much.
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:05, archived)
Probably upset that plumber a bit. Scrap wasn't even that much.
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:05, archived)
A brass microscope, a 1/3 size replica human skull and various other stuff when I worked as a school lab tech.
A denim jacket when I worked at Cardiff Airport.
I don't know if any of that counts though, the school stuff I took before it actually got skipped and the jacket had been left in the locker I was assigned.
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:13, archived)
A denim jacket when I worked at Cardiff Airport.
I don't know if any of that counts though, the school stuff I took before it actually got skipped and the jacket had been left in the locker I was assigned.
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:13, archived)
shit yeah that's a bloody good find,
you gonna start writing demos?
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:13, archived)
you gonna start writing demos?
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:13, archived)
whenever i see a discarded CRT
i go through it and pull out all the ferrites
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:14, archived)
i go through it and pull out all the ferrites
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:14, archived)
oi he benefits from the common mode noise suppression just as much as i do
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:32, archived)
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:32, archived)
A complete, new set of Teflon pans;
a black leather satchel bag in perfect condition that became my laptop bag for the next five years; and an exercise bike that just needed a new battery for it to work fine. I did get a boatload of Tupperware boxes for free from my ex's uncle, who works in the transport business and said the client 'forgot about them', but he's a bit of a Del Boy so I'm not sure that counts.
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:43, archived)
a black leather satchel bag in perfect condition that became my laptop bag for the next five years; and an exercise bike that just needed a new battery for it to work fine. I did get a boatload of Tupperware boxes for free from my ex's uncle, who works in the transport business and said the client 'forgot about them', but he's a bit of a Del Boy so I'm not sure that counts.
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:43, archived)
For the display, innit.
So you can see how far you've gone, how many calories you've burned, what your heart rate is, etc.
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:54, archived)
So you can see how far you've gone, how many calories you've burned, what your heart rate is, etc.
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:54, archived)
morning
shaved into an aesthetically pleasing style for garidead
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 7:31, archived)
shaved into an aesthetically pleasing style for garidead
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 7:31, archived)
No point greeting gari - no doubt he's been kidnapped, already.
Morning, all.
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 7:37, archived)
Morning, all.
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 7:37, archived)
I feel sad for the kidnappers
since no-one will care enough to pay the ransom
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 7:51, archived)
since no-one will care enough to pay the ransom
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 7:51, archived)
although it's a murder finding those little white stickers that you used to put around hole-punched paper
since Woolworths closed. They're great for stopping the flesh from tearing when you tighten the threads.
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:59, archived)
since Woolworths closed. They're great for stopping the flesh from tearing when you tighten the threads.
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:59, archived)
I live 400km from the coast, in the middle of Europe's largest plain
they're not exactly easy to get here
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 10:47, archived)
they're not exactly easy to get here
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 10:47, archived)
not bad
filmed another lego project, saw some family, lost some weight. You got that bike running yet?
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:31, archived)
filmed another lego project, saw some family, lost some weight. You got that bike running yet?
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:31, archived)
Not quite .
Did an oil change on Sat, cleaned and reset the carb and took it out. Ran like a dream. Went out again on Sunday and it ran fine for an hour and then just started missing and stalling and wouldn't idle, even pinking a little. Pulled the plug and it's black and sooty, so it's running way too rich and probably a bit hot.
I think it's partly my fault, I keep forgetting you can't just cruise to a stop with the throttle closed as it won't get enough air. Probably need to pull the exhaust and get all the carbon deposits as well, I know it's not such a big deal with modern petrol, but it won't hurt.
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:01, archived)
Did an oil change on Sat, cleaned and reset the carb and took it out. Ran like a dream. Went out again on Sunday and it ran fine for an hour and then just started missing and stalling and wouldn't idle, even pinking a little. Pulled the plug and it's black and sooty, so it's running way too rich and probably a bit hot.
I think it's partly my fault, I keep forgetting you can't just cruise to a stop with the throttle closed as it won't get enough air. Probably need to pull the exhaust and get all the carbon deposits as well, I know it's not such a big deal with modern petrol, but it won't hurt.
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:01, archived)
no way am I doing five days this week
I've got too used to a four day week now
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:49, archived)
I've got too used to a four day week now
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:49, archived)
You'll have to wait until Harry gets married
we'll have another couple of short weeks
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:09, archived)
we'll have another couple of short weeks
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:09, archived)
Corbyn says we'll get a bank holiday every week if he gets elected
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:35, archived)
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:35, archived)
Yarss, back in the office to get chewed out for not doing three people's jobs properly.
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:18, archived)
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:18, archived)
don't be passive aggressive m8
if they try and bollock you, say clearly that they'll get three people's work when they pay three people's salary, and until then they should accept that some work will be delayed.
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:20, archived)
if they try and bollock you, say clearly that they'll get three people's work when they pay three people's salary, and until then they should accept that some work will be delayed.
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:20, archived)
They seem to have more or less got their heads around that concept, but it's not stopping them bitching and moaning.
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:29, archived)
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:29, archived)
Just be really shit at everything they ask you to do.
Eventually they will stop asking you to do it.
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:35, archived)
Eventually they will stop asking you to do it.
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:35, archived)
tell them to shut the fuck up unless they want to do the work of four people
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:37, archived)
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:37, archived)
The thing is that they can't do my job and I can't do theirs.
Of course, they got me to do their jobs anyway when they fucked off on holiday for a fortnight.
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:47, archived)
Of course, they got me to do their jobs anyway when they fucked off on holiday for a fortnight.
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:47, archived)
Go to HR and tell them that your boss asked to touch your willy
you're welcome
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:40, archived)
you're welcome
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:40, archived)
Just start crying and say that you've been trying your hardest but it's just that you're going through some personal stuff right now
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:42, archived)
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:42, archived)
Ask which one of them is the hardest, and punch the first one who speaks
then ask who's the second hardest
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:43, archived)
then ask who's the second hardest
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:43, archived)
tell them you've been confused about your gender identity and are thinking of undergoing reassignment
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:44, archived)
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:44, archived)
"I've tucked it in today, but tomorrow is going to be a different kettle of fish."
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:48, archived)
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:48, archived)
They'd just say "Yeah, the RAT RACE" and give each other high-fives.
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:53, archived)
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:53, archived)
insist that all the work has been done and that if they can't see that it's their problem not yours
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:50, archived)
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:50, archived)
just light up a cigarette at your desk and stare them out without saying a word
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:51, archived)
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:51, archived)
Second willy reference so far in this thread; good job we're deciding by consensus.
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:56, archived)
( , Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:56, archived)
St George's parade, today.
I get to abandon my kids in a Catholic church. :/
( , Sun 23 Apr 2017, 11:32, archived)
I get to abandon my kids in a Catholic church. :/
( , Sun 23 Apr 2017, 11:32, archived)
I've just made a blow dart gun thing.
It's surprisingly accurate and powerful. Have you made anything today?
( , Sat 22 Apr 2017, 18:43, archived)
It's surprisingly accurate and powerful. Have you made anything today?
( , Sat 22 Apr 2017, 18:43, archived)
some software I use a lot has forced a new version with a complete redesign
so I've made lots of petulant ineffectual fists which I've waved at my monitor while sobbing copiously.
( , Sat 22 Apr 2017, 21:50, archived)
so I've made lots of petulant ineffectual fists which I've waved at my monitor while sobbing copiously.
( , Sat 22 Apr 2017, 21:50, archived)
It's how you stand so you can clean your feet in the washbison.
( , Sat 22 Apr 2017, 9:47, archived)
( , Sat 22 Apr 2017, 9:47, archived)
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
🐃
( , Sat 22 Apr 2017, 9:52, archived)
🐃
( , Sat 22 Apr 2017, 9:52, archived)
Yeah. I think I might have watched that Kirsten Dust video a few more times too many.
( , Sat 22 Apr 2017, 13:37, archived)
( , Sat 22 Apr 2017, 13:37, archived)
Nope, Sailor Moon costume with some upskirt flashes, so NSFW:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0X3CLJVMJU
For those that don't wan't to click its grown up Kirsten Dunst with blue hair in Tokyo in a Sailor Moon costume singing the Vapours 'Turning Japanese' and surprisingly good.
( , Sat 22 Apr 2017, 14:04, archived)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0X3CLJVMJU
For those that don't wan't to click its grown up Kirsten Dunst with blue hair in Tokyo in a Sailor Moon costume singing the Vapours 'Turning Japanese' and surprisingly good.
( , Sat 22 Apr 2017, 14:04, archived)
There is probably a video of that out there, but I ain't looking for it.
Everyone knows that Dunst loves UToL
( , Sat 22 Apr 2017, 14:26, archived)
Everyone knows that Dunst loves UToL
( , Sat 22 Apr 2017, 14:26, archived)
Aye, she's a good looking lass and I love a lot of things about Japan
But I've never been one for that kawaii nonsense. Also it sounds like Avril Lavigne
( , Sat 22 Apr 2017, 14:31, archived)
But I've never been one for that kawaii nonsense. Also it sounds like Avril Lavigne
( , Sat 22 Apr 2017, 14:31, archived)
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