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Alright /talk friends.
What are you all drinking this evening?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 19:26, archived)

evening, spanishly
just drinking some cola.
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 19:46, archived)

Very nice Mr Pecker

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 20:24, archived)

Three glasses of weak orange squash, so far.
I'm parched, for some reason.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 20:27, archived)

You are Simon Quinlank AICMFP.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 20:46, archived)

Asda own orange squash is underrated

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 20:49, archived)

Cheap squash sets off my asthma.
I'm now enjoying a pint of ale.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 21:00, archived)

Hey small world...I have asmtha too
There is no way in the world "cheap squash" sets your asthma off. That's psychosomatic right there
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 21:15, archived)

No, seriously, I'm allergic to E110.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 21:41, archived)

I'm not asthmatic but I've found my lungs start feeling itchy if I drink lemon barley water.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 22:06, archived)

So I don't. I drink beer instead, because I'm not eight fucking years old.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 22:06, archived)

Lemon Barley Water is second only to Pink Grapefruit in the squash stakes.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 22:45, archived)

Hahahaha spazzy 8 year old

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 22:49, archived)

Stop fantasizing, you.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 23:57, archived)

You fucking hipster

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 22:24, archived)

I am allergic to sylacylic acid.
That's in Fucking everything. I don't avoid everything because of it
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 22:24, archived)

I've painted that on more than a few warts,
but it's never been as effective as just digging them out with a knife.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 22:44, archived)

Genital?
You missed the word "GENITAL" out of that post
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 22:49, archived)

Oh, come ON Span Eff. You only dig out genital warts with a spork. as any fule kno

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 21 Apr 2017, 23:30, archived)

SpanFlam
Nothing heavy, couple of standard beers
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 20:37, archived)

Standard
I have quit drinking
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 20:48, archived)

Spicy Rum with passion fruit flavoured Sunny Delight.
'Ning The LOVELY Span Eff. 'Ning The LOVELT /takl.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 21 Apr 2017, 21:43, archived)

Hey, stuj.
I'm surprised to hear that Sunny Day is still available.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 21:52, archived)

It might not be. I stocked up on a few vatfulls of the stuff a few years back.
This was when they said they were gonna use less sugar and e numbers.
I reckon I've got enough left for forever because it never goes off. Also, when my liver explodes I can preserve it in the stuff.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 21 Apr 2017, 21:57, archived)

Remember when Tizer switched from "sugar and e-numbers" to "natural flavourings"?
That was a fucking travesty.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 22:50, archived)

Nah. THat's a memory I had erazed.
Like how Marathons are STILL Marathons and Opal Fruits are STILL Opal Fruits and fuck any foreing cunt who tries to tell me diffrent.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 21 Apr 2017, 23:29, archived)

Fresh with the tang of citrus, four refreshing fruit flavours

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 5:09, archived)

All of it m8
Fucking all of it
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 21:55, archived)

water with lemon juice
My gig was pretty good
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 22:51, archived)

Then why the shuddering FUCK aren't you CELEBRATING GRRY?
BOOZE UP AND TRASH THE PLACE! THEMS THE RULES!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 21 Apr 2017, 23:31, archived)

Hi everybody
I just wanted to say that...even though we don't always get on...and we..we sometimes disagree about things...I just...oh geez...I just wanted to say...I...I really really hate you. x
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:59, archived)

shove it up your arse and fart it out of your cunt

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:02, archived)

I will mate
I will
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:03, archived)

If I ever thought about you
I'd probably hate you too
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:05, archived)

You think about me more often than you care to admit
and I think that scares you a little. Makes you feel uncertain of who you really are, and what you're really about.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:06, archived)

oh

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mongychops, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:06, archived)

Fuck right off mate.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:38, archived)

I didn't mean you, m8

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:39, archived)

amen

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:47, archived)

So they're making the Wheel of Time into a TV series

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H.B.Mupps, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:41, archived)

Who?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:43, archived)

they are

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mongychops, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:45, archived)

Sony's producing it, and apparently being adapted by a screenwriter whose credits include some episodes of Chuck and Agents of SHIELD

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H.B.Mupps, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 17:16, archived)

I gave up on Agents Of Shield shortly after the English girl came back from whatever planet she got stranded on.
It was amazing how they'd managed to suck all the joy out of the shows premise. I hear that they've got Ghost Rider as a recurring character, now, but I can't be arsed to go back to it.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 17:36, archived)

I quite like that Jessica Jones, partly because I *love* a good noir and partially 'cos I'd like to do a sex on her what's in it.
She's got that moody vibe like Lauren Bacall had.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 17:41, archived)

Sorry lady boarders.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 17:41, archived)

I enjoyed the Jessica Jones series, but did find it somewhat heavy going - it could have used a breather episode, away from the main storyline.
Season 2 of Daredevil was similar, in that respect. Loved Luke Cage, though, and don't really understand the bad press that Iron Fist has been getting.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 18:38, archived)

Hope it's better than the Shanara TV adaptation.
That was cack.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:45, archived)

It'll go one of two ways
They'll cut loads out to make it accessible to people who haven't read the books, attracting the ire of people who have.

Or

It'll be so long winded and dragged out like the books that most people will be turned off by the snails pace of the plot, cancelled after a couple of seasons
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 17:15, archived)

I sort of gave up after the third book
it's all contrived bollocks
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 17:15, archived)

Name a fantasy series that isn't
I've said a few times I really liked the series as a whole, but it couldn't work as a live action series unless every actor devoted over a decade to their role given the length
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 17:49, archived)

Harry potter

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mongychops, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 18:09, archived)

Everything after Goblet Of Fire is terrible.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 18:38, archived)

~~Goblet of Fire~~ Order of the Phoenix
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 20:39, archived)

Get fucked you bent cunt

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:47, archived)

amen

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:48, archived)

No one wants your hate crime here, GEORDIE

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:48, archived)

Right, I'm off
enjoy your evening everyone, and drink responsibly
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:49, archived)

I won't spill any...Oh hahaha

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mongychops, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:51, archived)

you ain't the boss of me

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 17:02, archived)

already got my pint
There's loads of fat goths here, it's great
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 18:02, archived)

~~t's great~~ fit right in.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 18:08, archived)

too fucking right

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 18:12, archived)

Including you?

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 18:16, archived)

alright, Two Hates

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 19:21, archived)

that last thread was a bit John Cage
Weekend plans?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:50, archived)

Drinky drinky fall over

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:58, archived)

I saw
this and figured it was a post from your future son
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:00, archived)

I'm infertile mate. Bit insensitive

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:18, archived)

like your penis, I suppose

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:26, archived)

you do?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:31, archived)

only in the facebook sense

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:37, archived)

Although I did own an sr250 at one stage.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:22, archived)

My uncle used to call it "pissy cacky fally downy"

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:01, archived)

Incontinence is no laughing matter

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:19, archived)

it is a bit, m8

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:19, archived)

Well, a bit

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:28, archived)

It reminded me of those [deleted] threads on Reddit.
It's shaping up to be a quiet one for me this weekend. There are drinks organised to commiserate the incoherent clusterfuck that is the first round of the presidential elections on Sunday, but I'm undecided about whether to go. Lol, undecided, like in politics, lol.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:03, archived)

Supposed to be a ruby at the inlaws tonight, and a bbq for my folks on sunday
but at the moment, I'm awaiting the sweet relief of the grave
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:05, archived)

I suppose I could power through tonight, then just rest all day tomorrow
might just work
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:05, archived)

Also, I've just eaten a lot of raw fish
so who knows how that'll pan out
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:07, archived)

RIP :(

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:13, archived)

Ah well, I've had a good run

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:17, archived)

got the runs, more like

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:18, archived)

life begins at 40

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:27, archived)

40 inch waist more like!

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:29, archived)

strikethrough penus

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:30, archived)

you would be able to shove your length in a sperm whale's blowhole

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:31, archived)

Yes
but should I?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:34, archived)

defo

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:37, archived)

I agree
How many times is that opportunity going to present itself?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:39, archived)

twice in your lifetime

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:45, archived)

probably five times for the rest of us

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:49, archived)

Twice is enough, really

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:52, archived)

If you're sure

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:11, archived)

You go for it, mate
Fill your boots, hahahaha
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:20, archived)

nope

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mongychops, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:09, archived)

When does fishing start?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:19, archived)

there is no closed season on enclosed waters, only rivers

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mongychops, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:24, archived)

Gets a bit chilly though, don't wanna catch a cold.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:28, archived)

They don't feed much when it's cold, been a few times recently, bit quiet still

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mongychops, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:33, archived)

~~closed season on enclosed waters~~ Dana

~~rivers~~ Zuul
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:37, archived)

taming my shrew

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:12, archived)

you dirty sod

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mongychops, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:13, archived)

Bit tautologous, m8.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:56, archived)

it lasted longer than 4'33

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:25, archived)

That's what she said

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:28, archived)

Nothing special.
Need to sign some papers for the solicitors, and look into ice skating lessons for the youngest. Oh, and book places at the South Coast Roll. Might need to do some digging in the garden in preparation for the new shed, too.

Sorry, did you want my "to do" list?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 13:55, archived)

I can't wait for AI to replace solicitors

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:07, archived)

^ wants his own Gigolo Joe

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:16, archived)

I have no idea who that is

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:49, archived)

Jude Law was in the film "AI" as a sexbot named "Gigolo Joe".
It's a terrible film that's best avoided, so I don't blame you for not knowing the character.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:57, archived)

he's fit!

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:00, archived)

He's a good looking lad, I'll grant you.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:04, archived)

trips off this, nig

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 16:03, archived)

My intention to marry appt is tomorrow.
Then probably some brunch in Manchester.
Followed by a whole load of nothing
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:19, archived)

My commiserations to Appt.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:24, archived)

thanks hun xx

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:27, archived)

*mwah*

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:28, archived)

I'm going out to see Ghost in a few hours

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:50, archived)

you fucking massive fucking gaylord
no offence
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:52, archived)

Even I wouldn't go see that shite.

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:53, archived)

On a school trip to Switzerland, we got to watch films of the coach's tiny TV.
Not sure who thought a group of teenage boys would want to watch Ghost but, if I'm honest, I think I enjoyed it more than I did Platoon.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:01, archived)

Ghost, not Ghost
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:06, archived)

~~Ghost~~ Was
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:13, archived)

That looks worse

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:35, archived)

Really? Christ I saw them at a festival a couple of years ago and thought it was utter shite.
Are you sure you didn't mean to get tickets for GosT?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:53, archived)

Games of se Thrones?

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 14:55, archived)

OHHHHH... I thought he meant "the musical"

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:02, archived)

I don't care what it is
he's still a gaylord
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:04, archived)

It's theatrical metal, it's for proper queers.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:05, archived)

god, I feel sick

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:10, archived)

have a poo that'll sort you out

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:11, archived)

I've tried that, and it hasn't worked

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:11, archived)

lol

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:09, archived)

I couldn't get into their previous albums
but the new one grabbed me and I haven't been to a gig since the kid was born so I figured I've give them a punt.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:05, archived)

You'll hate it. There's some wanker in s stupid costume pinching about like a pope.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:34, archived)

Might go buy an oxygen electric bike , can't decide

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mongychops, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 15:47, archived)

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:22, archived)

hahaha!
oh man, i'm glad i have a b3ta gold account so i can read this post
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:23, archived)

Typical mod abusing the b3ta g0ld privileges without paying

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H.B.Mupps, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:25, archived)

it's the only perk of the job

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:33, archived)

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:24, archived)

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:11, archived)

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:12, archived)

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:14, archived)

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:16, archived)

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:23, archived)

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:24, archived)

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:29, archived)

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:41, archived)

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:24, archived)

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:25, archived)

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:31, archived)

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:40, archived)

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:47, archived)

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:02, archived)

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broadsword w⚓, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:08, archived)

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:47, archived)

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H.B.Mupps, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:40, archived)

^ Emperor's new thread

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:24, archived)

This thread is dedicated to tangles and Ugo Ehiogu.
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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:33, archived)

:'(

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:35, archived)

shame that

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mongychops, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:39, archived)

zinger porridge, nyom
kfc.com.my/menu/in-store
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mongychops, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:33, archived)

fuck that noise

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:39, archived)

why though

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:45, archived)

because malaysia?

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:47, archived)

bit racist

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mongychops, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:49, archived)

i'm just trying to assimilate to the new society

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:58, archived)

why? what's malaysia with you?!

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:51, archived)

Malaysia? I hardly know's 'er!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:13, archived)

what's the vegetarian option?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:15, archived)

Just eat around the chicken, what's wrong with you?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:17, archived)

malnourishment :(

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:20, archived)

I understand
I'm feeling a week of vegetarianism would probably do me some good at the moment. Might start planning that now.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:23, archived)

a weak of vegetarianism more like hahaha

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:32, archived)

haha ye

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:33, archived)

keeping this

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:41, archived)

Do this mate, its a piece of piss and well nang.
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/sep/24/how-to-make-the-perfect-chana-masala

This is also good, I split the chillies and add some chilli powder to give it a kick though.
www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/paneerwithspinach_86756

Last time I only used one bag of spinach, turned out fine
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:41, archived)

cheers

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:56, archived)

rice, mash potato, chips all that shit

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:26, archived)

you can say that again !!

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:09, archived)

My b3ta gold account lapsed and I can't afford to subscribe again. So now I'm sad.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:09, archived)

BREAKING NEWS: PM visits closed pool 15 years ago
www.portsmouth.co.uk/heritage/may-dips-into-portsmouth-pool-campaign-1-7922405
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:20, archived)

I think it's safe to say that this experience had a significant influence on her decision to call this election

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:22, archived)

It's certainly explained her multiple U-turns
I trust her a little more now.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:24, archived)

that picture just screams 'strong, stable government'
we're in safe hands here
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:31, archived)

"In 1982, there was the incident with the pigeon"

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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:25, archived)

Hahaha crappy News can't even spell her name right, it's Teresa without an h.... typical lack of any kind of journalistic quality....

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:24, archived)

I'm surprised that no one's blamed the muslims for the pool being closed in the first place, to be honest

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:26, archived)

the pool was haram-ful to the public!

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:29, archived)

so yeah...

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:29, archived)

*pats shoulder*

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:30, archived)

hey cool, if time travel gets invented, could zap there and give her a running bulldog into the empty pool

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:24, archived)

LIDODRIVER!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:25, archived)

VINTAGE manolith

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:34, archived)

Remahnds mea the Haht Rahd

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:40, archived)

we gaht ourselves a flyin' prime minister maggle!

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:16, archived)

Lido and stitch-up, more like.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 11:26, archived)

It's a tough act to follow.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 7:03, archived)

By which of course I mean 'morning'.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 7:03, archived)

The old morning thread sub thread game
Morning drimbly
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 7:16, archived)

h.i.h.b.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 7:18, archived)

Have I hit bum?

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H.B.Mupps, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:40, archived)

haven't we all?

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:59, archived)

morning drimble
are you gonna do all the personal replies and everything, even for people you don't really like but don't want to drive away because the forum's already lost enough blood as it is?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 7:25, archived)

not referring to you obvs

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 7:26, archived)

That's it, leaving 4eva

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 7:29, archived)

pretty sure eva's sick of your shit too tbh

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 7:33, archived)

you do realise that there are a group of people who dont want you to do that or thank you for it, it is very much like the morning report fella

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mongychops, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:18, archived)

yeah
but those people are sullen pricks who contribute nothing, so fuck em
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:20, archived)

That's just what tim would have said

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mongychops, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:24, archived)

who?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:25, archived)

Morning

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:11, archived)

hiya

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:23, archived)

Good morning.

(immadme, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:54, archived)

All of that morning stuff to everybody.
Today I'm wearing an après-ski chic combo of a powder-blue shirt and a white merino wool jumper with muddled navy spackles.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:29, archived)

lol, "spack"

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:31, archived)

*jumper belming*

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:33, archived)

I went on a uni skiing trip to Andorra
we'd all gone to charity shops beforehand and bought the most outdated garish equipment we could find, and wore it on the slopes by the restaurants while saying "hey Wilhelm, check out my rossignol" in camp German accents.

Students are such pricks
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:41, archived)

That's some classic student prickery.
Sounds like you also anticipated 'Brüno' by a couple of years.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:51, archived)

I've got a 90's purple nevica ski suit.
I fucking hate skiing but sometimes wear it about the house as it's like a wearable sleeping bag. Consider it the thinking mans onesie.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 12:27, archived)

always leave 'em wanting more

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:52, archived)

happy birthday ma'am
God bless you
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:55, archived)

I bet she's having a good old slice of dundee cake

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:10, archived)

Fridays are kewl
morning, lads 'n lasses
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:59, archived)

Right, I'm dying
start putting labels on anything you want after I...y'know...go.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:18, archived)

Go in the toilet or fight sense?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:20, archived)

What's it you've got?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:20, archived)

Might be the diverticulitis flaring up again
hope it's not. I really hope it's not.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:22, archived)

It would explain all the discomfort over the last couple of days
ugh
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:22, archived)

I might just cry for a bit
and wait for the sympathy to flood in
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:23, archived)

oh mate :(
at least it didn't happen in napoli
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:25, archived)

Man, that would've been a nightmare

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:26, archived)

did you go to any of the shit areas like scampia?

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:30, archived)

is that where scampi was invented?

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:32, archived)

I think so

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:34, archived)

woah

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:39, archived)

We stayed in a pretty shit area
I found hyperdermic needles on the floor when I was emptying the bin
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:34, archived)

quite a bad heroin problem in naples
the mafia are to blame for that
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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:37, archived)

Yeah, it's a bit scary

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:42, archived)

a bit of heroin will take the edge off your fear

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:56, archived)

I can understand that
The drivers in Naples make Rome look like a quiet country village
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:57, archived)

Ok, it was Fuorigrotta

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:55, archived)

not too bad

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:07, archived)

I bet you get gamey when you cry

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:25, archived)

I become rigid
no more, no less
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:27, archived)

this is awkward
windy was asking what you've got that's worth having
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:25, archived)

Do you feel good about that?
Do feel good about pointing that out? Making me feel bad?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:27, archived)

a bit, yeah

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:28, archived)

you're a monster

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:28, archived)

a bit, yeah

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:33, archived)

I've got the contents of the kitchen covered
soz guys
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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:21, archived)

even the walk in fridge?

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mongychops, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:27, archived)

I don't have a walk-in fridge
it's more of a 'step-in'
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:28, archived)

roll-in

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:31, archived)

rawhiiiiiiiide

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:35, archived)

All I want is an icon to remember you by.
Please, manolith?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:24, archived)

a top hat with a '2' inside it, please

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:25, archived)

lol
number two
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:28, archived)

hahaha oh my

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:29, archived)

if any of the weekly top ten posters die, i will endeavour to get an icon made
how's that for a deal?
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:26, archived)

Now I'm torn between 'not wanting anyone to die'
and 'I wonder what the icons will look like'
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:29, archived)

i'm sure spanishfly's would be tasteful
looks like it's been a slow week this week with you and mcbeef out of action. i almost never top the charts anymore.
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/talkboard-users.html
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:34, archived)

169

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:46, archived)

hurr

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:53, archived)

Haha, I like my random quote.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:03, archived)

need to let frank out of the sandbox
that will boost this place
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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:06, archived)

he's not sandboxed
he just said he was done with the place and asked me to delete his account
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:13, archived)

stick spanishfly in there

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$$ ✅, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:15, archived)

i do sometimes when i catch him mid-outburst
usually i don't see it though as i'm not here much in the evenings
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:25, archived)

Sounds reasonable.
Who can we sacrifice in 2H's place?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:31, archived)

who's that one with the stupid moustache that no-one likes?

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:36, archived)

shaft

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mongychops, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:38, archived)

you're damn right

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:40, archived)

but there is already a cock icon..

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mongychops, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:30, archived)

oh come on now, really

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:32, archived)

not much point me claiming anything, I'll not be long behind you

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:55, archived)

We could claim each other's stuff
then these vultures would get fuck all
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:56, archived)

I'm off today. I started the day by dozily waking up on my sofa.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:19, archived)

Fortunate fecker.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:24, archived)

Creedence Clearwater's lesser-known b-sidezzzz

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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:00, archived)

that tends to happen to me around the 4am mark
then i have to decide whether to stay uncomfortable for another 3 hours or haul my carcass into the bedroom
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:27, archived)

Yeah I woke up at some point, but it was cozy 'cos I'd left the heater on and I was still a bit mashed so went back to sleep.
The sofa in this gaff is not only high backed, it's also a good lying down sofa.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:00, archived)

+n
up
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:48, archived)

Morning TBOH
Wouldn't it be a plot twist if you turned out to be a Dozer sockpuppet?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:58, archived)

Jesus, just come out and say it if you think he's a prick

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:01, archived)

BLASPHEMY!

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 10:22, archived)

Alright /talk
Hey that Ted Kaczynski what a card hey!! Pfft.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 18:13, archived)

Remember when the bloke from Eels dressed up as him for the Souljacker album,
and then 9/11* happened? That was unfortunate.

*11/9, if you're not a stupid Yankee prick.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 19:39, archived)

is this really the hill you wanna die on?

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 19:53, archived)

ban him

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$$ ✅, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 20:08, archived)

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our memes!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 20:31, archived)

He had a point though, eh, and Hitler.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 20:03, archived)

Unabummer more like

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 20:12, archived)

^this guy, eh

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$$ ✅, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 20:14, archived)

nah m8t
you'n a bummer
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 20:16, archived)

small bean regarder
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ou0fSPZax4
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 20:49, archived)

I'll start a thread again. But you all have to promise to post in it.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:26, archived)

You didn't post in mine,
so I'm not promising anything.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:28, archived)

I didn't see it.
Question: what's your problem
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:32, archived)

Terminal lethargy.
What's yours?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:41, archived)

Bad attitude

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:11, archived)

which one are you?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:18, archived)

he's the fat one

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:25, archived)

Oh. :(

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:36, archived)

Hi hun

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:29, archived)

Hi

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:33, archived)

Alright

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:30, archived)

Alright.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:33, archived)

Hi Windy,
I got in an accident a few weeks ago. The car was in a bodyshop for three weeks and I got it back again on Saturday. Last night, I was driving home and a BMW hit me from behind.

#carchat
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Kroney, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:32, archived)

Maybe you should drive more carefully

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:33, archived)

No, you're probably right.
Perhaps reversing down the road isn't the revolutionary way to beat the traffic I thought it was.
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Kroney, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:36, archived)

lol, "Black Man's Willy"

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:40, archived)

Hahaha oh yeah!

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Kroney, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:42, archived)

Applying moderate pressure to the perineum is a natural way to relax the anal sphincter in preparation for penetration.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:33, archived)

Good to know

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:05, archived)

I promise

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:33, archived)

Thx

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:05, archived)

HOLLA HOLLA

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:35, archived)

actually, I'm not black

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:38, archived)

^ wiggaz4life

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:43, archived)

alright teddy long

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:50, archived)

I'm putting you and Grrrmachine in a tag team, playa

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:15, archived)

i'm going to jump back off the apron when he desperately needs a tag
#heel
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:19, archived)

GS

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:55, archived)

*rear naked choke hold*
*frogsplashes*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:02, archived)

*shining wizard*
*schoolboy rollup*
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:17, archived)

Mama Mia!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:25, archived)

:(

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:26, archived)

:((

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:32, archived)

at least we'll always know which wrestlers are reminiscent of the young stan hansen

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:37, archived)

I guess

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:41, archived)

might invent an app that recognises jbl patter and dubs mauro over the top
then I'D be the million dollar man
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:48, archived)

Tope Suicida, Maggle!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:50, archived)

God, I really hate him

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:52, archived)

manolith, you mean?

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:06, archived)

Can we keep the anti manolith stuff to the fb page, we don't want him finding out

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mongychops, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:53, archived)

*taps nose*

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:54, archived)

+Letta me tella you about

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 18:06, archived)

Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuùuuuuuuuuuupppppppp!!!

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:06, archived)

that's the beer my brother will drink

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:56, archived)

Wazzock, more like.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:34, archived)

i promise nothing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:38, archived)

is that a promise?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:40, archived)

no, it's an oath

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:51, archived)

minced?

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:59, archived)

twatted with a mallet

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:03, archived)

porridge oaths

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:08, archived)

yeth

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:11, archived)

ha! someone's dropped a weed outside!
mine now, fucker!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:27, archived)

a weed?

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:28, archived)

it's slang for pee-pee

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:29, archived)

Get with the times, narc
One weed is equal to 4 marijuana's
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:30, archived)

how many marijuanas in a blunt?
and what of teenths?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:39, archived)

Ugh
4 weeds = 1 marijuana
5 Marijuanas = Spliff
4 Spliffs = 1 Blunt
You should brush your teenth twice a day
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:52, archived)

thanks cheech and/or chong

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:17, archived)

I had an argument once with a guy who swore it was "Chinks & Chong"
He was a "massive fan" and so he "should know"
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:25, archived)

+ny

(on loan from the mcbeef collection)
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:37, archived)

Ah yes, of course

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:40, archived)

one drugs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:36, archived)

i see empty baggies all the time. nobody's ever been considerate enough to leave green in there though

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:40, archived)

Do you work in a supermarket?

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:46, archived)

not anymore, no
you?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:16, archived)

2 nice big fat buds
that'll do me nicely
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:46, archived)

d m
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:18, archived)

It's a 4/20 miracle!

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H.B.Mupps, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:11, archived)

20/4
Thanks for bookending my day with upset.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:45, archived)

Ok

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:06, archived)

ok, I promise

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:44, archived)

A promise from you is worth a thousand thank yous

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:12, archived)

namaste

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:15, archived)

had to scroll back as i read that as manpaste first time

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:37, archived)

disgusting

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:38, archived)

you expect better?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:54, archived)

had to scroll back as i read that as your sex batter first time

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:18, archived)

christ

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:26, archived)

i'll post anything in anything for you windy*

*caveats apply
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:51, archived)

Could you post a double decker to Grrry?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:05, archived)

well
i certainly could
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:09, archived)

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:07, archived)

Could you intend to post it, but then send it to me by accident?
I could do with a Double Decker
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:13, archived)

yeah, i'll send you one if you like?

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 19:54, archived)

but I won't post that.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:09, archived)

Ok cool

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broadsword w⚓, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:16, archived)

Double cool

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:28, archived)

nah it sounds bent

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mongychops, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:33, archived)

Fair enough

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:37, archived)

Just postin' dis here for Winders.

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:35, archived)

Streetlife

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:47, archived)

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:31, archived)

why the new name, barry?

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:38, archived)

just felt like a change.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:45, archived)

fair fucks

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:48, archived)

Hi Windles Pig

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H.B.Mupps, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:13, archived)

F5
F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
*yawn*
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:18, archived)

this is the most interesting thread all day

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:19, archived)

^ the poor man's spooky phantom.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:20, archived)

👺
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:57, archived)

Blimey
Are you cunts still around? I haven't been here in 5 years and you're still littering up the place.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:06, archived)

hahaha yeah

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:10, archived)

alright

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$$ ✅, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:12, archived)

penus > helmit

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:12, archived)

Surely it depends on your point of view.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:13, archived)

well of course
helmit
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:17, archived)

well that was strange

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:18, archived)

What was strange?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:27, archived)

it treats < > in the body of the posts as attempted html tags

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:29, archived)

I'll treat my body the way it deserves to be treated

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$$ ✅, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:32, archived)

if i said you had a beautiful <body>
would you hold it against me?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:36, archived)

maybe ;)

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$$ ✅, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:37, archived)

Manolith gives <head>.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:39, archived)

u r a <div> m8

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:54, archived)

I ampersand L T semi-colon 3 this feature

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:36, archived)

awww

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:38, archived)

^
<strange helmit>
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:35, archived)

Sorry for doing something you no longer do.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:13, archived)

We should stop really

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mongychops, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:13, archived)

I might stop, if flapjack doesn't do it, it's probably best I don't

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:14, archived)

Follow the words and deeds of the righteous man
and cast aside the ways of iniquity.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:17, archived)

Hi, Flapjack.
What brings you back here?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:16, archived)

Munch!
Idle curiosity, really. I was trying to google an old post, and it didn't work. How are you?
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:18, archived)

Older and wiser.
Well, older, at least. I've just been dispensing careers advice to a younger colleague, which is an absurd state of affairs - I'm not sure I can cope with people tasting me like an adult.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:21, archived)

holy smokes

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:23, archived)

OK, not fixing that typo.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:24, archived)

that is one of your more disturbing autocorrects

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:24, archived)

My mama always said that life is like a bag of Skittles.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:26, archived)

disgusting

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mongychops, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:25, archived)

my advice to younger colleagues is not to listen to advice

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$$ ✅, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:29, archived)

Mind=blown

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:35, archived)

yeah, you clearly should be kept away from youngsters
pervert
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:37, archived)

Kiss my Ring Pop.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:41, archived)

wotcha
remind us who you were again?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:24, archived)

I was that one.
I don't know. Word of the day?
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:42, archived)

alright flappers
looks like last time you were here (almost exactly 5 years, by the way - may 11th) you just did a string of terrible puns so i reckon you can just fuck right back off again!
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:35, archived)

go on ban him
it's not like he'll come back again anyway
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:40, archived)

I really only came back to see if I could continue
my long habit of eggshellent yolking.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:41, archived)

B&

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:45, archived)

aw, and yet you just missed easter

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:48, archived)

That's too true to be bunny :(

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:56, archived)

That's ok, you can still come to Poland
and be the Tea You Who Yeah Bunny
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 13:10, archived)

well, that was a fascinating journey
meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Talk:Poles_are_evil/Archive_1
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:49, archived)

Hahahaha yeah
Alright TimChuna
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:37, archived)

I can be a real nuisance sometimes

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 13:26, archived)

i'm not here
i left a while ago to go shopping
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:01, archived)

New thread.
How is Thursday shaping up?
Students have returned and all is normal here at college. Got to help with a lift install, it's all a bit over my head to be honest. Lol.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:38, archived)

classes don't start again until monday, here
a few of the cunts still came in all over easter to work on their films though.

one guy even tried coming in on both bank holidays *belms*
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:41, archived)

What a cretin.
No lectures or anything here until next week, but they have "collections" which seem to be exams they do at the start of every term.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:43, archived)

Wonder what ever became of Jahronimo

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:43, archived)

He's here with me mate.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:44, archived)

Tell him I said 'what's up'

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:45, archived)

He said shut up.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:53, archived)

Haha, that's SO Jahronimo

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 11:08, archived)

i don't see him much anymore as he's more of a photography student
seems to be doing a lot of 3d modelling/animation work as well and annoyingly is quite good at it. still crazy though, obvs
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:49, archived)

Things are on the up, eh?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:43, archived)

Still a bit up and down.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:44, archived)

Haha, you should scratch a rude word on the lift,
so that it can become a FUCKLIFT! Haha, imagine that!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:46, archived)

that's vandalism, m8
that's not cool
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:47, archived)

so you neither like forklifts nor fucklifts?

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:48, archived)

Oh, if Banksy does it, then it's art,
but if I urge Windy to do it, it's vandalism? That seems unfair, Two Hats. Might smoke a clove cigarette and cut myself, in protest.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:49, archived)

remember: it's down the road not across the street

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:55, archived)

This ain't my first rodeo.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:56, archived)

I'd probably get in a bit of trouble damaging a new lift.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:55, archived)

They're oppressing your rights as an artist.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:57, archived)

I might smash the system.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:58, archived)

lol, plumbing!
~~system~~ cistern
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 11:02, archived)

I saw a Banksy in Naples
I hated it
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 11:08, archived)

I flicked through a coffee table book of his stuff, once.
Some of it is alright, but it gets old pretty quickly. It's like a GCSE art project that has spiralled out of control.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 11:10, archived)

I sort-of know that guy from Bristol who is a 'grammar vigilante'.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39459831
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 11:29, archived)

I bet he faps over his copy of "Eats, Shoots & Leaves" every night.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 11:32, archived)

like a reverse strikey-g

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 11:41, archived)

Is it a Schindlers?

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:47, archived)

classic GeordieJay

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:49, archived)

mucusy

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:48, archived)

Are you still not well?
Do you want a gofundme setup?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:54, archived)

gonna abandon the nhs and see one of those private chappies
take that, principles!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:57, archived)

First private health care, next it'll be brexit

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:58, archived)

we send the nhs £2.75 billion a week
let's fund renaming eu laws as british ones instead
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 11:08, archived)

Don't worry, when T-May gets a full tory majority she can rewrite the laws in her image with no opposition.
That'll save a few quid and absolutely nothing can go wrong.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 11:39, archived)

alright

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mongychops, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 11:30, archived)

shit be cash

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$$ ✅, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 11:38, archived)

I think my colleague is flirting with me

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:01, archived)

but it's been so long since you last had human contact outside of your immediate family that you really can't read people any more?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:06, archived)

he's not

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$$ ✅, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 12:17, archived)

Fish chat?
I have recently purchased a small fish tank and have 4 tropical fish.

I am thinking of upgrading to a 150litre corner tank.

Anyone here keep tropical fish?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:24, archived)

Nah, I keep spectres, mainly
👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:26, archived)

A few wraiths
👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:27, archived)

I give this five minutes until someone hacks the thread to talk aboout Pokemon.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:28, archived)

one spook
👻
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:29, archived)

🐍 - HOL
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:30, archived)

🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🦂🐠🐠🦂🦂🦂🦂
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:36, archived)

an in-spectre calls

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:36, archived)

Happy Easter!
🐣
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:28, archived)

What's this one?
🚨
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:28, archived)

🐴
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:30, archived)

Are these flash coloured icons for VIP secret board members or summat?

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:30, archived)

y

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:31, archived)

noice

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:32, archived)

test
sorry, I accidentally liked your post spanish, that was unintended and definitely not worth it. I just wanted to click "Reply" to see if I also have some weird icon for apparently no reason at all.
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:32, archived)

fucksocks, I don't :(

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:32, archived)

I object to the forklift
STRONGLY
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:33, archived)

am I disappoint you :( ?

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:35, archived)

😇

You mean like this?

🐔

Or that?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:34, archived)

yeah, what sort of evil witchdoctery is this?

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:36, archived)

You just do this
👻💀☠️👽
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:36, archived)

🐂 💩
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:38, archived)

alright manolith

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:41, archived)

alright

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:49, archived)

morning
talk among yourselves, I'm busy
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 7:42, archived)

How very dare you!

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 7:48, archived)

I was late for work.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 7:59, archived)

m'lady

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$$ ✅, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 8:19, archived)

i've been ill all week and i'm fucking bored off my tits
i don't even have tits to keep me entertained
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sock more tea vicar?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 8:31, archived)

What ails you my friend?

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 8:33, archived)

it's like a cold but without the snot
my throat's been sore since the weekend, i've got no energy (nothing new there), my head hurts and i ache

i can't do anything because i've got no energy so it's down to the internet and tv to keep my pecker up!
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sock more tea vicar?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 8:37, archived)

Sounds like the mumps.
Are your glands swollen?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 8:39, archived)

yeah they are but i think i had the mumps when i was a kid
man that's a shit name for a disease, it sounds like a kid's programme
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sock more tea vicar?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 8:41, archived)

It does, rather. Something animated featuring large, blue, fluffy characters.
I managed to avoid getting them as a kid and got them as a twentysomething instead, when they hit you ten times harder.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 8:42, archived)

haha indeed
i'm just checking with my mum to see if i did have the mumps when i was a kid, if not i reckon you might be right. it looks like i've got the desperate dan chin bit to come if so

edit - the symptoms match up with the nhs website's diagnosis of the mumps, it's either that or bad aids
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sock more tea vicar?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 8:47, archived)

You typically get a high fever during seroconversion, if that puts your mind at rest.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 8:56, archived)

Mindpiss

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 8:59, archived)

it does, thanks doc!
now if we can just rule out swamp fever, hammer toe, SARS and ebola i'll be a happy chump
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sock more tea vicar?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:03, archived)

I recently spent some time in hospital
Where I was told by some jumped up GCSE failing consultant, that, "someone your age should not be this unwell, we have to consider HIV as a serious possibility"
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:05, archived)

bloody hell, and they say the old fashioned bedside manner is a dying art!

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sock more tea vicar?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:07, archived)

Yeah just after they had given me a shot of morphine and about 10 minutes after regaining consciousness
From a seizure. Really odd thing is I never saw that doctor again for the rest of the ten days I spent in there.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:13, archived)

Probably not a real doctor.
A shirt, a tie, and an ID badge will let you get away with a great deal, in a hospital.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:16, archived)

This actually did cross my mind. Genuinely and my girlfriend had just left it was about 4am on the day I was admitted. And really wasn't with it at all.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:18, archived)

They'll rumble 2Can, eventually.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:30, archived)

He hasn't been around for a while has he?

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:49, archived)

Someone should check his greenhouse cam.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:53, archived)

There's a black man masturbating in there.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:00, archived)

Standard.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:02, archived)

There was a trial a few years ago
where one of the witnesses had been tested for HIV about nine months previously and been told he was neg, except the clinic had given him the wrong results. Counsel for the prosecution was cross-examining him and asked something like "And was this at the time you learned you were HIV positive?", and the guy completely freaked out on the witness stand. The judge said "This must never happen again."
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:15, archived)

Fucking hell.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:18, archived)

holy shit

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sock more tea vicar?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:23, archived)

He got called as a witness whilst unaware that he'd had the wrong test result?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:50, archived)

Yes.
So it just goes to show that you learn something every day, even if that something is that you're HIV positive.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:54, archived)

right well my mum says i've had the mumps so i guess it's just some shitty virus
it's a shame cos i was looking forward to eating some cow pie
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sock more tea vicar?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:10, archived)

Seroconversion

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 8:59, archived)

Right you are, Mr. Busy.
Hacked and mangled my way through a Bach fugue last night then went out to listen to some yoots play the guitar and sing. It were reet canny.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 8:35, archived)

FUGU!
newyork.seriouseats.com/images/20090212-fugu.jpg
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sock more tea vicar?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 8:40, archived)

It was pretty much like that.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 8:45, archived)

K

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broadsword w⚓, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 8:42, archived)

WW's never coming back

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:16, archived)

all the good ones from the old days when the site was good have left and there are only pricks left

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:22, archived)

Before my time, it was shit when I got here, or perhaps one helped towards the other, ahaha

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:25, archived)

Don't blame her

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mongychops, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:27, archived)

It's probably spanish's fault. I can't confirm it 'cos I can't see his posts.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:33, archived)

defo

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$$ ✅, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:35, archived)

*sounds Ignore Horn*

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:36, archived)

I know it's crass to make a point of ignoring someone but he's literally the only person who has driven me to it.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:51, archived)

He put me on ignore because I kept pointing out he gazzed me asking me to knock off the bullying because he was abloobloobloo about his wife leaving him

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:57, archived)

He gazzed me being all nice but laying on the emotional martyrdom and possible thinly-veiled attempts of suicide.
I didn't think they were serious enough to warrant my concern.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:17, archived)

Yeah, he said he might kill himself.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:21, archived)

I just know manolith has his ban hammer ready

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$$ ✅, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:58, archived)

it's standing to attention

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:09, archived)

I can't put anyone on Ignore without first taking someone else off.
My Ignore Horn is way bigger than yours.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:07, archived)

I didn't know there was a maximum number of people you could ignore.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:09, archived)

when the site was cobbled together, nobody could have forseen the quivering tower of upset that is monster munch

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:13, archived)

i'm a bit sad i never made his ignore list, i was never on qftw tho like that prick

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mongychops, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:15, archived)

there's been one new thread on qotw since sunday

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:18, archived)

I just used it as a filter for when I was reading QOTW.
I can tolerate a lot of things, but not fifteen page essays on needing a shit, or any of Spanky Hanky's sex lies.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:20, archived)

the 'filter' is just to not read it, ma8

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:25, archived)

It used to have the odd good story,
and a tremendous amount of upset. I enjoyed that aspect of it.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:41, archived)

the stories were always terrible
but the upset was frequently a treat - any 100+ reply thread with that mental Australian, for example
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:47, archived)

Rob Fairholme's 4,400ltr pool of tears,
nonce-punching, that cartoon of the bloke trying to finger a woman at a restaurant, and anything from Albert Liemallow - there was a surprising amount of entertainment on that board.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:55, archived)

Around 75, I think, but it's a combined total with the list of users that you mark as Friends.
Tell a lie, though - I regained a spare slot when I took vladimir off of Ignore.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:14, archived)

you shouldn't remind me that you had vlad on ignore
it's potentially a ban-worthy offence
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:16, archived)

what is wrong with this guy?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:17, archived)

well have you seen his face, for one?

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:19, archived)

There can't be 75 regular posters these days, You must be able to long some of them off.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:18, archived)

No doubt I could take them all off - /talk doesn't seem to attract the QOTW crowd.
Not sure it's worth the risk, though. I took gonz off Ignore, at Shambles' urging, and that was a terrible mistake.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:22, archived)

Well, he did immediately tell her to fuck off as soon as she reappeared,
so your theory's a solid one.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:39, archived)

thing is, he's here right now being mostly reasonable. it's just at night when he goes a bit off the rails
he's dr jekyll and mr cunt
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:14, archived)

So it's when he's had a cup of beer is it?

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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:16, archived)

thank goodness monster munch will talk to him

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:16, archived)

By day, Mr. Jovial Chatsky.
By night, Mr. Drinky McDrug-Tramp.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:18, archived)

and yet you still won't ban him, is he paying you or or something? i might have to gaz an actual mod not the work experience boy

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mongychops, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:18, archived)

i don't really see the need at the moment
his outbursts just seem to inspire pity more than anything. if people have legitimate complaints, gaz me. or a proper mod, if you prefer
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:28, archived)

perhaps everyone who has him on ignore should just leave then, that'll thin the place out

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mongychops, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:33, archived)

thing is, it's less people than frank had
and i didn't ban him
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:40, archived)

yeah well maybe I'm too busy as well
did you consider that?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:22, archived)

how are you feeling now, Tangled?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:27, archived)

melancholic

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:56, archived)

I'm sorry to hear that
is there anything I can do?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:58, archived)

just hold me

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:04, archived)

Can do

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:06, archived)

beaker
alright everyone

/edit: thanks guys
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:26, archived)

alright

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:26, archived)

alright

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$$ ✅, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:34, archived)

alright

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broadsword w⚓, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:39, archived)

alright penus beaker

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:42, archived)

alright

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:44, archived)

alright

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:45, archived)

Outkast are shit.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:56, archived)

alright

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:57, archived)

alright

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:57, archived)

Yes

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:58, archived)

FFS

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:00, archived)

no

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mongychops, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:04, archived)

c-c-c-combo breaker
haha, 'member that?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:08, archived)

No.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:09, archived)

I posted that on Facebook when a mate and his friends were quoting the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody line-by-line
and got roundly flamed.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:13, archived)

^round flamer

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:15, archived)

strewth

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 10:23, archived)

I don't know anyone any more...
I am old and fear change.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 0:40, archived)

Fucking stomping Cunt

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 0:55, archived)

Are you the one with the polka dot knickers then?
Hi I am Spanishfly. It was my thread you just mashed. Wells I say thread...
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 0:56, archived)

Oh fucking HELL no.
What are you even?
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 1:16, archived)

Me I am the best one here. Everyone loves me.
How you doing then? I do seem to remember you vaguely.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 1:27, archived)

Oh no. Gariadaa or what ever the fuck the boring cunts name is has put me on ignore.
I hope Christ the Redeemer fucks you in the ass.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 1:17, archived)

it's alright WW, I'm still here

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 5:26, archived)

Hi.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Apr 2017, 7:29, archived)

~~and fear~~ , can you spare some
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 7:31, archived)

you know me
:)
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robh, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 9:34, archived)

10 GCSE questions...9/10 for me.
See if you can guess which one I got wrong.

www.runcornandwidnesworld.co.uk/news/15231164.QUIZ__Could_you_do_your_child_s_GCSE_homework_/
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 0:32, archived)

Evening /talk
What's the plans for this evening then? Where are you taking me?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 20:20, archived)

mental hospital

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$$ ✅, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 20:28, archived)

Roughly up the chuff

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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 21:02, archived)

off ignore

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 21:11, archived)

Alright dribble.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 21:20, archived)

yes
and, I will probably regret asking, you?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 21:27, archived)

No I am grand thanks. Just recovering from the worst illness I have ever had
And currently enjoying my new suite.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 21:41, archived)

suite?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 21:57, archived)

Yes as in furniture.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 22:13, archived)

hospital bed, commode and one other

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 22:29, archived)

and a bicycle

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 22:48, archived)

I am home now dribble you mong.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 22:53, archived)

oh okay

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 23:27, archived)

i spent the day on a 2-year olds birthday party
going to sleep now.
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 22:22, archived)

~~s birthday party~~
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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 22:28, archived)

What

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 22:54, archived)

easter eggs, age of empires II, might have a wank and fall asleep

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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 22:29, archived)

^tggi

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H.B.Mupps, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 22:31, archived)

In that order?

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 22:54, archived)

What next?
I'm getting a new shed. Are sheds appropriate b3ta material?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:00, archived)

I can't remember if I took an ibuprofen tablet after my lunch or not
does it matter if you take too many?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:04, archived)

If you forgot you took one and you take another one, you'll be fine.
If you forgot you took one and you take another 46, the same may not be true.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:05, archived)

You can double-drop them anyway so another one is definitely fine.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:10, archived)

hmm
you both seem pretty confident without even needing to know the strength of the tablets
perhaps the internet isn't the best place for medical advice after all
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:14, archived)

you have to finish the packet in 24 hours
they go off otherwise
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$$ ✅, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:16, archived)

^

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:16, archived)

Ahh, like vodka.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:17, archived)

I had a real craving for that recently
my diet basically says no beer, but clean spirits are fine
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:45, archived)

I'm not big on vodka, I'm sure not drinking it neat.
Rum when I'm 'ere.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:47, archived)

Two won't kill you, even the double strength ones
Tummy ache at the worst
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:16, archived)

but wouldn't tummy ache, like, really hurt?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:20, archived)

Yeah but you're taking painkillers remember.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:20, archived)

Some gimps on here bang on about shed of the year all the fucking time.
Wankers.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:12, archived)

I just want w weatherproof cupboard to store bikes in.
I'm not entering it for competition.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:16, archived)

Ooh what kind of bikes?
Bike chat is ok. I have a new bike.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:20, archived)

I need a new bike.
I'm currently riding some piece of shit I got of Gumtree for a tenner. The kids all have nicer bikes than I do, as the sister-in-law trades in them, so we get the pick of her acquisitions for nowt, providing we give them back when we're done.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:25, archived)

Want to see my new wheels?

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 20:02, archived)

My shed has a burglar alarm , there

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mongychops, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:12, archived)

Is that where you grow your ganja, then?

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:14, archived)

I keep my tackle in it

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mongychops, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:21, archived)

pants not good enough for you?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:56, archived)

pffft

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 15:21, archived)

I'm getting some sort of plastic and metal monstrosity from Costco.
Website reckons I should set aside 8hrs to put it together. Fuck.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:14, archived)

I have two sheds
What do you think of that, eh?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:15, archived)

One shed for each hat?

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:16, archived)

Each brain cell...muhahahahaha

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:21, archived)

I think such displays of opulence are the grossest examples of capitalism

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$$ ✅, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:17, archived)

he'll be first up against the wall

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:18, archived)

Cor!

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H.B.Mupps, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:41, archived)

It's the level of ostentation I expect from B3ta's petit bourgeois.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:18, archived)

Don't look at his instagram then, it's all just him posing with his sheds out

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mongychops, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:19, archived)

I only follow Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevigne

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$$ ✅, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:21, archived)

Poor Kendall, all excited to be the face of pepsi, copy her hero Cindy, where did it all go wrong

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mongychops, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:22, archived)

too much too soon

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$$ ✅, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:24, archived)

Well let's pray she can recover given time

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mongychops, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:32, archived)

alright Arthur Jackson

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:17, archived)

This will be the second shed in my garden.
Hark at us, with our excess sheds.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:18, archived)

a clothing retailer

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$$ ✅, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:17, archived)

are you a cunt?
if so, then yes
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:28, archived)

Sorry, Smash.
I guess sheds aren't a very inclusive topic.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:37, archived)

i like the idea of sheds
but round here, you might as well put a sign on them saying "please break in and steal stuff"
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:42, archived)

just splash some fresh blood around the door every couple of days
certainly keeps my two out of our bedroom
(ozof, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 22:42, archived)

get an old shipping container

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:30, archived)

Cab you buy them flat packed?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:31, archived)

Just get a hiab to deliver and drop it in your back garden.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:43, archived)

they have the added value of decimating local property prices
so then you can buy your neighbour's house and store your junk in there instead
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:46, archived)

Get a flat-pack portakabin 'home office' as well.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:47, archived)

my old man bought a trio of those old "temporary" classrooms we all had at school
and converted them into a flat while he was building his luxury pile in the country.

Three years later and they're still there, serving as a charming lawn ornament from across the patio.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 15:15, archived)

couldn't they be used to house the servants?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 15:17, archived)

apparently they can't be used to house anyone lest the council turn up and demand massive extra taxes
and the old man is too lazy to bung them back on ebay
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 15:19, archived)

grow weed in them

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 15:37, archived)

he's an ex-copper

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 15:52, archived)

No copper has ever broken the law, ever.
100% fact.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 15:55, archived)

Especially the ones that were working before PACE was introduced.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 16:25, archived)

i keep giving you possibilities, but you keep rejecting them
paint the fuckers pink and call them an art installation
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 16:05, archived)

it's not my cabin, is it
you're telling the wrong person
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 17:28, archived)

We called them the 'rabbit hutches'.
They're not cheap either. I saw a thing on George Clarke's Amazing Spaces and they wanted a fortune for them, so some ambitious young teacher decided to buy a scrapped cessna for fuck all and convert that to a 'learning space'.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 15:24, archived)

Watch out for this fella
www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/2720822.main_image.jpg?strip=all
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:32, archived)

I blame the parents.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:39, archived)

i got banned from the group that was trolling him for crossing the line, ffs

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mongychops, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:44, archived)

you are why people can't have nice things

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:47, archived)

well the hunted one look to be no more, so that bit of work assisted the police

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mongychops, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:52, archived)

Poopo

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:37, archived)

ah!
Poopo
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:42, archived)

bamp

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H.B.Mupps, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:42, archived)

in the shed?
bit unsanitary, m8
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:44, archived)

yes they are
i am in the process of stealing a shed, actually
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 15:12, archived)

this is why i had my one alarmed

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mongychops, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 15:24, archived)

it's been untouched for 2 years and it's right by my flat
i've asked all the neighbours and the maintenance company and nobody wants it. i need somewhere to put my bike.
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 18:05, archived)

The poor old guy's in hospital, long term illness, his potting shed is the only thing he has left to look forward to when he's finally discharged

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 18:41, archived)

Imagine his joy when he discovers he's grown a bicycle and a hulking great hippy.

(ian rush's inadequate flushes, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 18:52, archived)

k, selling this story to netflix

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 19:55, archived)

+ allegedly

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 15:57, archived)

you've let mum and dad down, you've let yourself down, but worst of all... you've let the rugby club down

how are YOU a big embarrassment to all around you?
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:28, archived)

bump

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$$ ✅, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:30, archived)

grind

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:31, archived)

^ nothing wrong

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:32, archived)

good point, i am always right

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:37, archived)

ntt

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mongychops, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:44, archived)

I'm surprised you even need to ask.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:31, archived)

i realised earlier that you remind me of psychochomp
i don't know if that's a fair comparison, really but there we are

/edit: ok, i didn't really know about psychochomp: the offtopic years. i meant when he was a talk regular and just had a reputation for sniffing women's bike seats
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:32, archived)

he died

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$$ ✅, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:33, archived)

choked on a paperclip
sad
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:36, archived)

I don't really know much about him,
other than that he managed to get bullied by the Off Topic crowd, which I suppose is quite an achievement in itself.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:34, archived)

i met him a couple of times when i used to go to b4$hes
far from the worst b3tan i've met but probably in the bottom half of the league table
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:37, archived)

I'd love to know your worst b3tan

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$$ ✅, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:40, archived)

it's an easy one for me because the problem became an offline one instead of just being here
it's baldmonkey
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:46, archived)

second worst would be much harder

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:48, archived)

gizmo123 was a fucking wanker

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mongychops, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:49, archived)

is that the same as gizmo.mp3?
he was dreadfully smug
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:50, archived)

Oh yeah that's him

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mongychops, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:52, archived)

mykey was a cunt each time i met him
woodside was a bit intense and scary
there was one guy with a number in his username who was the most boring and socially awkward person i've met in my entire life. i got stuck next to him in a packed pub in brum
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:20, archived)

did mykey ask for a curried pint?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:29, archived)

Was he one one who made a steak curry.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 14:11, archived)

How did baldmonkey become an offline problem? I missed his flounce and just remember him being a bit of a wacky prick.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:50, archived)

i think he decided at one point to actively try and get banned
and because he knew me in real life, he figured the best way was to start using things from my social media accounts and those of my partner and friends to piss me off. it worked.

was a shame because i actually had a decent time with him at a few bashes, etc
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:53, archived)

Ah. That's a prick move right there.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:55, archived)

Only an idiot would try that in the first place, and only a total idiot would try it with a mod.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:00, archived)

was he having a rough personal life at the time?
He seemed to take AB&WW's wedding as a personal attack, for some odd reason.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:09, archived)

His 2nd poetry book flopped

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mongychops, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:10, archived)

maybe. it seemed to go in cycles

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:15, archived)

I bet it was fat chicks whining

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mongychops, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:53, archived)

I see.
I'll take "not the worst" as the closest thing to a compliment that I'm likely to see.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:40, archived)

you're probably nothing like him, really
it was just when i begrudgingly acknowledged your joke earlier, it reminded me of something similar i said to him once
www.b3ta.com/talk/7004787
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:48, archived)

bullied for having a real name :'(

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:37, archived)

well, apart from the spelling

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:38, archived)

his name was tori?

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:53, archived)

tuari

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:54, archived)

was he automatic?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:59, archived)

It was less bullying and more him going a bit psychotic and accusing talk posters of gangstalking him.
And then getting to fuck off and stop being so stupid.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:39, archived)

rachelskype
credit to mcbeef for this
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:40, archived)

haha

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:45, archived)

There
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2568236
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:03, archived)

STOP RACHELSWIPE STOP

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:06, archived)

That's the search I used, yes

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:13, archived)

my favourite ever thread was the one where chompy and swipe each gave their side of the story of the disappointing sex they once had
sadly deleted
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:15, archived)

#pizzagate

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:16, archived)

wow
wow
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:21, archived)

lol, there were no winners there.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:21, archived)

it revolts me how many people have had sex with each other on here

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:27, archived)

except podkadots, that's my favourite bit of b3ta's history

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:27, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2138640
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:30, archived)

lol
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broadsword w⚓, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:34, archived)

I got the impression that one or more of then really was prank calling him,
but I only caught the tail end of the story, so I might well be wrong.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:47, archived)

Oh I don't know, or really care tbh.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:51, archived)

^

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:00, archived)

was he the one who abandonned his pregnant girlfriend?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:57, archived)

Nah sticky label was that one

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mongychops, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:59, archived)

did any of these dull pricks ever post on /talk?
I have no clue about /offtopic folk. It's like watching Neighbours after school and next day all the other kids are talking about Home and Away.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:04, archived)

Yeah they were all here at one point , the baby thing only came out because evil Lu is an actual nutcase

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mongychops, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:08, archived)

yeah, I thought she was alright for a bit and then became extremely bitter
I suppose it happens to us all
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:11, archived)

Remember when this was a lively messageboard, eh?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:13, archived)

we were all so much more aggressive to each other back then
proper tantrums
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:20, archived)

it's funny how you choose to remember things
i mainly remember that when we had more posters, generally people were nicer. sometimes too much so, and it got a bit twee
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:33, archived)

Were you still rhcpaul, back then?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:37, archived)

Bud vs MyKey
Bud vs Evil Lu
Noit vs Esme
Shambles vs everyone
The odd Amercan who'd wander in and get eviscerated

This place used to be Banterbury Cathedral
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:38, archived)

*bums*
I wasn't here when everything went wrong. I remember it all being pretty genial.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:34, archived)

He's a fucking genius then right?

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:04, archived)

no
I really enjoy being a father
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:23, archived)

So do I. I was just being a cunt.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:35, archived)

he used to work for the NHS and all
until he lost his job and his girlfriend and had to move back in with his parents to plot his revenge
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:36, archived)

is he still there now, studying the blade?

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:51, archived)

almost certainly
well, if he hasn't killed himself, but I think he's too sure it's everyone else's fault to ever do that
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:54, archived)

nudist vegan crossfit

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:39, archived)

turtle power

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:39, archived)

^the ultimate millennial

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:50, archived)

Too old to be one of those, it's just "prick"

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:54, archived)

All around me? Dunno.
I'm being pursued by the inescapable impression that I'm wasting my career at the moment, though. The hard thing is that I don't know what else I'd be doing if I weren't doing what I am doing.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:39, archived)

I've got that feeling. I've had fun being able to do my job with my eyes closed but management doesn't interest me and my skills are stagnating.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:46, archived)

Mmh.
I also feel a bit like Damocles at the moment, as my two bosses have buggered off on holiday until next week and I can see it writ large that as soon as they come back, they're going to say "You did alright at this project management lark; we think you should do it more often", and I can't tell them to fuck off without having another job waiting for me.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:52, archived)

Bungle it a bit then.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:55, archived)

Don't worry, I'm already doing that without trying.
I'm crap at project management and always have been. I just hope they're not going to say something like "We're going to send you on this training course to improve your project management."
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:58, archived)

I'm probably rubbish at it. I've never really tried though because I find it properly fucking tedious.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:01, archived)

I, too, find it properly fucking tedious.
This might have something to do with why I'm crap at it.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:03, archived)

Almost certainly.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:07, archived)

Do I really have to spell it out?

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:41, archived)

SPELLCASTING
K
I
D
D
Y
P
O
R
N
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:55, archived)

I clicked "I like this" because I liked this

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:03, archived)

How about a video of a Glasweigan giving cpr to a pigeon?
twitter.com/Charlismyname/status/854382564739616768

I quite like her lazy responses to the press.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:56, archived)

why bother

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$$ ✅, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:00, archived)

Dunno.
I hope her boyfriend winches her then sees what she's been upto.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:08, archived)

Kissing other burds.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:15, archived)

If you listen to an American saying "Space ghetto",
it sounds like a Scotsman saying "Spice Girl".
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:06, archived)

how queer
it did make me sad to see its head flop forward though after all that
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:17, archived)

I tell dad jokes a lot

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:58, archived)

Right Mano
Because you are a total creepy weirdo you might be able to help me. How do I go about tracking down someone I met on a train about 9 months ago. I don't have a name or anything.

Would it be too creepy to just ride the trains all day for the next 3 weeks and hope I bump into them again?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:05, archived)

Do they owe you money?
Did they have a very rare item you need for your quest?
Are you in a romcom?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:13, archived)

I am Zelda

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:32, archived)

Post under "Missed connections" on Craigslist.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:14, archived)

After 9 months? I know the town they live in, I even bizarrely know the estate where they love.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:32, archived)

Typo of the day right here.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:35, archived)

it sounds like a Pulp lyrics

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:39, archived)

Ahh cock!

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:40, archived)

You put an ad in the paper,
under "Missed Connections".
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:15, archived)

Actually. Not such a bad idea. I know the local paper. I know someone that works at the local paper.
Might be worth a shot.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:33, archived)

No one reads the local paper.
Flaw in the plan, there.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:38, archived)

I considered reactivating my Facebook account. But I won't.
Someone has to read the local paper though, someone may pass on the message. I dunno.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:41, archived)

um, ok
the missed connections thing seems to be your best bet. seems like you're trying to engineer a 'meet cute' though and i don't think the real world works like that
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:27, archived)

In all honesty I don't know what a "meet cute" is although I can kinda guess.
I have never actually heard the phrase.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:33, archived)

Ask Branson for the CCTV

(immadme, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:49, archived)

How many brothers fell victim to the streets?
Rest in peace, young nigga, there's a Heaven for a G
Be a lie if I told you that I never thought of death
My niggas, we the last ones left, but life goes on
How many brothers fell victim to the streets?
Rest in peace, young nigga, there's a Heaven for a G
Be a lie if I told you that I never thought of death
My niggas, we the last ones left, but life goes on
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$$ ✅, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:29, archived)

well, i'm happy for that to be the end of the thread
going out to catch pokemon now. bye everyone!
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:37, archived)

I've got a ponytail.

(immadme, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:50, archived)

if you lift it up you'll find an arsehole behind it lololololol

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 13:58, archived)

Shoe thread
I need some new trainers that suit skinny black jeans. I was thinking high-tops, but I'm too middle aged to pull off the 80s thrash metal look these days.

What footwear do you clop around in?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:52, archived)

Currently: black trainers of unknown make.
I got a pair of safety boots recently for the lulz and they're actually amazingly comfortable.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:56, archived)

these have been my everyday trainers for a while now and they're starting to fall apart
cdn.ccs.com/media/catalog/product/cache/4/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/d/c/dc-shoes-nyjah-vulc-shoes-black-grey-red-9-1.1490768773.jpg

i need some new ones but i want to save money so i'll probably just go and get a cheap pair from sportsdirect this time
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:57, archived)

i just got a pair of these, in case you were wondering
images.usc.co.uk/images/products/11482822_l.jpg
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:20, archived)

The New Balance I bought last year are doing me well, even if they do look like they've been formed out of carpet tiles.
Before that, I had a pair from SuperDry, but they were disappointing, especially compared with the pair of Skechers that preceded them. Prior to that, I must have gone the better part of a decade without owning any trainers.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:57, archived)

Hi tops

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:01, archived)

Hi, bottom!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:02, archived)

i begrudgingly admit that this was an ok joke

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:17, archived)

dunlop green flash

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mongychops, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:04, archived)

Check out these beauties.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:09, archived)

barefoot
just the way jesus intended
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$$ ✅, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:10, archived)

and tangles

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$$ ✅, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:12, archived)

it makes me feel at one with mother earth

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:16, archived)

Jesus wore clogs,
as befits a carpenter.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:13, archived)

if Jesus were alive today he'd probably wear these
firsties.eu/
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:17, archived)

“Firsties barefoot shoes” enhance your personal development and joy of living due to chakra-cleaning sounds

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:19, archived)

Never mind that, it says they'll make me more likeable!
Sadly, I'm only a size 8, and they don't go below a 37. :'(
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:24, archived)

maybe they're actually to be used as surfboards

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:27, archived)

Good grief.
Is it Hipster Day today or something? First £100 bread workshops, now stick-on insoles disguised as shoes.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:19, archived)

Jesus gave up on carpentry as well as humanity
the dick
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$$ ✅, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:26, archived)

hey, woah
jesus NEVER gave up on the dick
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:27, archived)

Oh he loves the D

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$$ ✅, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:38, archived)

static.standard.co.uk/s3fs-public/styles/article_small/public/thumbnails/image/2015/08/18/10/advert.jpg
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:48, archived)

I'm at work so I'm wearing a pair of these.
images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81PWqwXmgfL._UX395_.jpg
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:16, archived)

a pair of bad requests, eh?
cool
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:17, archived)

imgur.com/6URec7E
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:28, archived)

I currently have these on my slabs of meat
images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41H5k2yt0oL.jpg
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:16, archived)

do you wear a thick gold chain and a soverign ring too?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:32, archived)

Yes

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:36, archived)

no wonder you wanted a cabriolet
I bet your haircut involves a number too
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:39, archived)

lol, "number too"

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:44, archived)

Number 1
Get it right spazzo
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:46, archived)

I can't look at shoes like that, without feeling an overwhelming urge to burst the window on the heel.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:35, archived)

I always feel like that
I actually did it as a teenager. But only once the trainers were heading to the bin.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:36, archived)

I think the trick was to do it to someone else's shoes.
Likewise, Reebok Pumps were crying out to be popped. Not sure what was the appropriate treatment of anything bearing the Puma Disc System, though.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:39, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5HbDuOls6c
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:52, archived)

Fairy shoes
are a thing, get involved
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broadsword w⚓, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:35, archived)

He's well involved in the fairy scene

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mongychops, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:36, archived)

I've always had a fondness for winklepickers.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:37, archived)

pervert

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$$ ✅, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:39, archived)

go to Morecombe
they get washed up there on a regular basis
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:43, archived)

I had some beatle boots in the 90s that were proper winklepickers
you could have someone's eye out if you weren't careful
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 11:51, archived)

lol
top butthurt
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:23, archived)

jesus

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:26, archived)

it was inevitable , that's why i didn't bother with a clean delete

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mongychops, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:29, archived)

how is being bored of you butthurt?

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mongychops, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:27, archived)

if that were true you'd have deleted everything back to 2004

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:29, archived)

No, I'm upset.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 12:27, archived)

morning

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 7:46, archived)

morning to ya, early bird
have you already caught the worm?
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:00, archived)

my shit looks like leftover spaghetti

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:02, archived)

it seems we already have a wonderful topic this morning: poo!
I too have shat. the amount was little and the consistency of the sort that does not require endless wiping.
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:07, archived)

The endless quest to find a food which will turn your poo into dry, neat and predictable packages
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:29, archived)

I did one yesterday that was hard work.
I think I need to adjust my spinach to paneer ratio
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:29, archived)

salaam

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:07, archived)

drimble. have you slept nicely?

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:08, archived)

Sleep is for looser's
Yes very well thank you, I hope you did too
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:25, archived)

glad to be a loser then, sleep ftw!

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:33, archived)

follows the wanking?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:37, archived)

soy un perdedor

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:05, archived)

so why don't you kill me?

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:57, archived)

I am allowed to eat loads of salami on this diet of mine

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:12, archived)

IBYA,YDOB

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:38, archived)

Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:18, archived)

the Irish really are shit at everything

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:31, archived)

Morning netizens of teh /talk.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:31, archived)

alright gheyness

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:42, archived)

Jeepers
I have missed literally nothing
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:38, archived)

Oh, I think you have

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$$ ✅, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:42, archived)

Could you summarise the good bits for me pls?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:45, archived)

The mcbeef wedding pics are in the latest issue of Heat magazine.
That's all you need to know.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:49, archived)

Viz more like

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:49, archived)

reader's wives

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:03, archived)

Big Issue
"Check out this lady's story of Rags to Richard McBeef!"
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:06, archived)

Enjoyed your holiday, Mr Hats?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:43, archived)

Yeah, brilliant ta
Still at Naples airport for a little while, but I'm homeward bound.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:44, archived)

Have I mentioned how much I dislike airports?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:46, archived)

Yes
I don't mind them. I just don't like standing around doing nothing.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:47, archived)

do some breakdancing then

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:04, archived)

shocking, eh?

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:45, archived)

I thought my absence might brighten the place

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:47, archived)

it made my heart grow fonder
or it might be an arrhythmia
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:54, archived)

Arrhythm is a dancer

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:58, archived)

you think I might have cancer?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:01, archived)

what a wanker talking about your diagnosis over a public forum

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$$ ✅, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:02, archived)

I am going straight to the mods about this

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:07, archived)

well it certainly seems dimmer now you're back!
i kid, i kid

i went to a place called 'bread addiction' this morning to get a coffee. thoughts?
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:02, archived)

hipster place I bet

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$$ ✅, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:04, archived)

oh aye
you can pay an insane amount to spend the day making sourdough bread there
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:06, archived)

"Our aim is to renaissance artisan bakery in this city and its local community"
can you use the word renaissance that way?
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:11, archived)

yes

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mongychops, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:15, archived)

??
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:18, archived)

yeah but it can mean a revival of something, mongys penus is enjoying a renaissance since the doctor gave him viagra

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mongychops, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:21, archived)

aye, but you wouldn't say that the doctor prescribed viagra to renaissance mongy's penus

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:22, archived)

i would if it helped

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mongychops, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:24, archived)

you're all heart, m
and penus
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:25, archived)

in order to change this noun into a verb they would need an appropriate suffix
I suggest something like renaissancify
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:17, archived)

^lexiconquistador

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:26, archived)

/s belle
PHWOAR11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111
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mongychops, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:27, archived)

www.wow247.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/03.gif
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:32, archived)

renaisse would be the verb form, since it's a constructed noun
but since it means "rebirth", maybe you should write to them after 9 months and point out that they're now the afterbirth of artisan bakery?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:19, archived)

all of these people paid £100 to learn how to make bread
www.instagram.com/p/BP2fBY7DIXR/?taken-by=breadaddiction
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:30, archived)

oh god the tories really are going to massively increase their majority and remain in power for the rest of my life :(

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:38, archived)

:(
portsmouth south is a tory seat but only recently. it was staunchly lib dem before that so it'll be interesting/horrifying to see which way it goes this time
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:40, archived)

Flick Drummond isn't as hot as Penny Mordaunt

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:44, archived)

but when her name is written in caps it looks like fuck drummond

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:51, archived)

I live in a safe Tory seat.
I might go back to the "there's no point in voting" attitude I held when I was 18, for all the good my voting does me.

Mother Teresa is going to stomp the opposition in this election, Scotland not withstanding.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:59, archived)

that's the spirit
voter apathy has really served the country well in recent years
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:08, archived)

i saw something on twitter that seems to sum up a lot of peoples' opinions
'corbyn means well but he's a bit shit so instead i'm going to vote for some rich cunts that want me to die'
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:10, archived)

^
What the fuck is wrong with everyone.

May proves at every turn her word is worth fuck all but still these spengs vote for her because she's apparently 'strong'.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:18, archived)

nothing persuades me more that he is a good egg than Murdoch's obvious terror about him achieving even the slightest success
unfortunately I am consistently out of step with the populace
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:19, archived)

With the backing of the PLP, Corbyn might be able to lead a credible opposition.
Fat chance of that, though. I'll get some small satisfaction from seeing them wiped out, but it'll be overwhelmed by the sense of despair and dread I'll get from an unfettered Teresa May.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:35, archived)

It's always great watching the PLP getting dragged over the coals.
Especially when it happened in Scotland then they put on a whiney voice and blamed the entire electorate.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:47, archived)

I'd be all for an armed coup,
but I'd really rather like it if someone else could plan and enact it, because I can't really be bothered.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:17, archived)

sadly I think a bloody Marxist revolution is now our best hope
but most people feel the same way as you about it
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:22, archived)

Maybe we could form some sort of British version of POUM.
I might have to re-watch Land and Freedom again this week.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:30, archived)

My father-in-law is actively working on a bloody Marxist revolution.
Sadly, I can't see that the establishment have much to fear from a bunch of fat old men.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:38, archived)

I'd buy these if the fact they exist wasn't directly at odds with the message.
www.customshoeking.com/products/lenin-high-top-mens?variant=25274848843
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:50, archived)

They've scheduled it during the AS/A-Level exam week so expect a low youth turnout.
Cunts.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:09, archived)

Yeah, it occurred to be that scheduling an election in the middle of exams was a particularly shitty thing to do.
Still, I'll grant May some degree of respect, in so much as this will be a spectacularly successful effort in crushing all opposition to her government.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:16, archived)

Why not just install a Reich.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:17, archived)

we'd only need 18 musicians

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:20, archived)

is basically a playdough workshop for adults
Although I'd pay more than that for a day's workshop blacksmithing or some other renaissance-era trade.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:41, archived)

I've never shoed a horse.
But I've told a donkey to fuck off.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:47, archived)

Someone here sent round one that was about £300 to learn that.
If only there was some sort of vast resource that provided tutorials and videos on how to do it for free.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:46, archived)

I could teach myself blacksmithing
but I'm not sure I want to spend over a grand on converting my garage into a forge and buying the apron and gloves just to find out I don't really enjoy it. Maybe artisanal bakery is the same?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:01, archived)

You only need a loaf pan.
And only for some types of bread. Baking bread is a piece of piss.

It's also dull as fuck and you could spend that £100 on a breadmaker or food processor to do the kneading part which is easily the dullest part.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:10, archived)

Become a blacksmith and forge your own loaf pan.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:19, archived)

There's got to be easier ways than that.
Could I not swap it for a chicken
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:25, archived)

I think us autisms might be missing the point
it might be 100 quid to spend an afternoon in a room with other like-minded people so that the men can assess the women's home-making abilities and the women can ogle blokes with their shirtsleeves rolled up.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:34, archived)

That was my first reaction to the photo as well.
It's one of those dating events where you bond with your future significant other over a constructive and wholesome domestic activity, or sutin.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:36, archived)

pretty sure this is the more autistic reaction

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:44, archived)

I MADE BREAD I'M A NICE GUY I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WON'T DATE ME YOU WHORE

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:50, archived)

whore or woerh?

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:52, archived)

renaissance, vb. - to engage in wankery

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:34, archived)

it certainly allowed a lot more light in
now that your corpulent mass isn't blocking the view
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:07, archived)

we've kept all the posts since you left on one page to make it easier for you

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:47, archived)

Grazia

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:48, archived)

in b4 TimChuma

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$$ ✅, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:41, archived)

I hope he's dead

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:42, archived)

Hello.
9AM meetings can fuck right off.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:42, archived)

I've got one tomorrow
at the office. The office! ten miles away! bastards
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:43, archived)

I think the worst thing is that I'm expected to contribute.
I've been off for a week, I'm not even sure I know what my job is about.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:45, archived)

if it helps
we here at the /talk organisation have no desire for you to contribute
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:09, archived)

The two Ms that ruin a workplace atmosphere and productivity
Meetings and Managers or Monster Munch.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:19, archived)

I've come out of this morning's meeting having convinced several layers of management that I'm a competent and productive member of the team.
I think I'm undermining the system from within.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:22, archived)

whoa we're halfway there

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:46, archived)

so true

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$$ ✅, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 8:57, archived)

do you think there's a difference between 'whoa' and 'woah'?
or is it just a personal preference thing?
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:05, archived)

yes

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:06, archived)

interesting, interesting
no other spellings work, i've noticed. whao, woha, waho. mad.
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:08, archived)

oh yeah
there's the Keanu-moment-of-realisation, and the John-Wayne-stopping-a-horse. Two very different whoa/woahs
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:08, archived)

i would argue that you could use both in either scenario

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:16, archived)

I wouldn't disagree
you just asked if there was a difference. I think there is. Although I prefer "woah" for Keanu and "whoa" for Wayne.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:20, archived)

i'm glad we had this talk

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:25, archived)

whoa, me too!

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:43, archived)

I used to have Bon Jovi's entire discography

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:08, archived)

I think we're getting to the real reason you hide your face away in a home office all the time

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:13, archived)

'used to' implying that you don't have it any more?
well it's too late anyway. the infection has already spread deep into your very soul
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:21, archived)

I sold off my CD collection to get the deposit for my first flat, trufax

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:45, archived)

Why?

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:30, archived)

My brother was into them and it was sort of "our music" when we went out in his car
then he went to Uni and left all his CDs behind so I nabbed them and enjoyed them in a new-millennium-ironic-wasn't-80s-poodle-rock-cool sort of way.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:43, archived)

2.bp.blogspot.com/-IfjAatRIBcc/UReMTLu617I/AAAAAAAAJ4c/YHm1iAorF00/s1600.gif
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:50, archived)

hey, it wasn't Def Leppard

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:52, archived)

I'd argue Def Leppard were marginally better than Bon Jovi.
The operative word there is 'marginally'.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:56, archived)

yeah, to be fair, Def Leppard's rythmn section was superior
you have to hand it to them.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:02, archived)

he'
I was going to say "badum-tsssh!" but thought it was a little too cheesy to make a drumming sound in response to a drumming joke.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:09, archived)

I like that there was supposedly some tribute act that tried to hold auditions for a one-armed drummer.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:13, archived)

Good awning Grrrrmachine

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 9:56, archived)

morning spanf

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:03, archived)

I can't believe it's already Dutch-American Friendship Day again

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$$ ✅, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:14, archived)

GS?

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:16, archived)

sure why not
your place or mine?
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$$ ✅, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:16, archived)

oh man remember last year?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:21, archived)

defo
it was good to see TimChuma
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$$ ✅, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:26, archived)

Never trust the dutch

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mongychops, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:29, archived)

not even a tiny bit?

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$$ ✅, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:33, archived)

nope

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mongychops, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:39, archived)

Not even the boy with his finger in the dyke?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Apr 2017, 10:44, archived)

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