I've just been talking to a man about an upcoming boxing match conspiracy.
Apparently the Floyd vs Mayweather fight is a false flag catalyst for a race war, and I've even been shown an advert for actors in Las Vegas to be part of a crowd on the same weekend. Apparently this is proof.
Who is the craziest person you know? If you're McBeef, we know it's your ex, so maybe go with second craziest.
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Apparently the Floyd vs Mayweather fight is a false flag catalyst for a race war, and I've even been shown an advert for actors in Las Vegas to be part of a crowd on the same weekend. Apparently this is proof.
Who is the craziest person you know? If you're McBeef, we know it's your ex, so maybe go with second craziest.
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since the mocking-is-aggression bloke left my firm, I don't associate with many mentals these days
except you lot!!!11!1!1!
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 9:49, archived)
except you lot!!!11!1!1!
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 9:49, archived)
I don't actually know them
but theres some utter fucking nutjob who is openly having a breakdown on Twitter and has been sending me dms to help sort their life out. I tried to be sympathetic but their dms were fucking constant. Fuck all that, I've got my own shit going on. Apparently because I have a husband I have no idea of what problems real life throws at you. Fucking nutter.
Hello.
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 9:50, archived)
but theres some utter fucking nutjob who is openly having a breakdown on Twitter and has been sending me dms to help sort their life out. I tried to be sympathetic but their dms were fucking constant. Fuck all that, I've got my own shit going on. Apparently because I have a husband I have no idea of what problems real life throws at you. Fucking nutter.
Hello.
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 9:50, archived)
surely by having a husband like yours, it just adds a whole NEW bunch of problems?
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you're one of the few people that could see it on facebook, but ok
i.imgur.com/nrpZT0b.png
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 10:27, archived)
i.imgur.com/nrpZT0b.png
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 10:27, archived)
I'm not going searching through your old Facebook photos like some sort of pervert.
You're selling that punch like a Bollywood b movie.
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 10:28, archived)
You're selling that punch like a Bollywood b movie.
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 10:28, archived)
The best you can do to help them is screenshot all the mad stuff and post it here for us to read.
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I know some people who super believe in ghosts.
Tell stories about seeing the hanged nun at Godstow and all sorts of bollocks.
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Tell stories about seeing the hanged nun at Godstow and all sorts of bollocks.
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 10:02, archived)
Me too
Their argument to me is always "you can't prove they DON'T exist".
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 10:03, archived)
Their argument to me is always "you can't prove they DON'T exist".
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 10:03, archived)
I dunno, my credulous ex wasn't crazy but she sure believed in some ridiculous bullshit.
She paid to attend a seminar on how to communicate with elementals and gave this complete charlatan €300 to spend a weekend listening to him spout the most outrageous tripe about embracing your inner slut; when she got home and told me about what he'd said, I got properly angry with her thinking about how that money could have been better spent. She also believes in elves and fairies and thinks that some people were put on this Earth in order to be sacrificed, the corollary of which is that the victims of the Holocaust were asking for it.
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 10:05, archived)
She paid to attend a seminar on how to communicate with elementals and gave this complete charlatan €300 to spend a weekend listening to him spout the most outrageous tripe about embracing your inner slut; when she got home and told me about what he'd said, I got properly angry with her thinking about how that money could have been better spent. She also believes in elves and fairies and thinks that some people were put on this Earth in order to be sacrificed, the corollary of which is that the victims of the Holocaust were asking for it.
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Tell me about it.
She casually mentioned it in bed one night; I was so pissed off at the implications that I almost got dressed and went home.
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 10:10, archived)
She casually mentioned it in bed one night; I was so pissed off at the implications that I almost got dressed and went home.
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 10:10, archived)
Pretty much every lady who has ever encountered my shrivelled winky
think I ejaculate mad cow disease. And shit, obv.
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 10:12, archived)
think I ejaculate mad cow disease. And shit, obv.
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 10:12, archived)
Likewise.
Mad cow disease, tattoos, having had male sexual partners...I think the only box I don't tick on their 'exclude' list is 'intravenous drug user'.
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 10:18, archived)
Mad cow disease, tattoos, having had male sexual partners...I think the only box I don't tick on their 'exclude' list is 'intravenous drug user'.
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media.tenor.com/images/c7e66a3efb9c5a53e988bca97df8f2d4/tenor.gif
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 10:22, archived)
My mother, but that is years of reading the Daily Mail
That shit has rotted her brain.
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 10:17, archived)
That shit has rotted her brain.
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 10:17, archived)
I never forget a face
but in your case I'm prepared to make an exception
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 7:33, archived)
but in your case I'm prepared to make an exception
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 7:33, archived)
Morning
Left my phone on all night and the battery is just about dead
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 7:53, archived)
Left my phone on all night and the battery is just about dead
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 7:53, archived)
Alright.
Some wanker has put a side car on a transalp. And won't sell them separately. Might go down there to have a look and push it over.
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 8:05, archived)
Some wanker has put a side car on a transalp. And won't sell them separately. Might go down there to have a look and push it over.
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 8:05, archived)
Take the side car off. Get in it. And roll yourself off a pier.
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If you want to know what God thinks of money
look at all the people he gave it to
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look at all the people he gave it to
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 8:23, archived)
I have kleptomania
When it gets too bad, I take something for it
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 8:24, archived)
When it gets too bad, I take something for it
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 8:24, archived)
Night in a hotel, and an "all you can eat" breakfast, so this counts as being on holiday.
Morning.
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Morning.
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make sure to spread the cornflakes over the counter and leave toast crumbs everywhere
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Never trust a man with short legs
His brain's too near his bottom
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His brain's too near his bottom
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 8:24, archived)
I I just took a ride in a Grrrmachine and I'm still feeling mean
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although if you are going to fill a hat with chilli
it's best to use a beanie
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 8:31, archived)
it's best to use a beanie
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 8:31, archived)
30 years since that slag Michael Ryan went a bit spaz
It still freaks my nut out to this day.
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 8:26, archived)
It still freaks my nut out to this day.
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 8:26, archived)
I wonder if illiterate people get the full benefit from alphabet soup
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you have to be a muslim to do that nowadays, political correctness gone mad
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 8:34, archived)
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member the good old days, when all our terror attacks and murders were by white non muslims, member
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 8:54, archived)
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 8:54, archived)
member when it was catholics planting nailbombs in high streets? good old days
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 9:30, archived)
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 9:30, archived)
PayPal's steam- and hamster-driven servers are on the fritz again.
Tried to wire some money out last night and was told that they needed proof of my identity, again, despite having received it on 15 July. So I sent off a scan of my passport again. Got an e-mail from them this morning saying they needed proof of address. Logged into my account, was able to wire money, everything was fine. k.
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 8:59, archived)
Tried to wire some money out last night and was told that they needed proof of my identity, again, despite having received it on 15 July. So I sent off a scan of my passport again. Got an e-mail from them this morning saying they needed proof of address. Logged into my account, was able to wire money, everything was fine. k.
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 8:59, archived)
Luckily I sent nothing via e-mail, and I did get the original notification from my online PayPal account space.
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You've just allowed a nigerian to use your passport to get into the EU
I hope you're satisfied
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 9:06, archived)
I hope you're satisfied
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 9:06, archived)
Come on, those FIFTY MILLION EUROPEAN POUNDS were just burning a hole in his pocket.
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 9:08, archived)
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Regretting taking my cheap tent.
Top pole split as I was putting it up.
Wind caught it and I trod on one of the cleats running after it.
Woke up to spray coming through the zip.
One less thing to cart home I guess.
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 9:24, archived)
Top pole split as I was putting it up.
Wind caught it and I trod on one of the cleats running after it.
Woke up to spray coming through the zip.
One less thing to cart home I guess.
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 9:24, archived)
I've stopped it wobbling in the wind by lashing the top poles together with a guy rope.
For some reason I forgot my usual roll of tape and tie wraps for emergency tent repair.
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 9:37, archived)
For some reason I forgot my usual roll of tape and tie wraps for emergency tent repair.
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 9:37, archived)
Waking up to spray coming through the zip is a symptom of eight beers and tight jeans.
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( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 9:32, archived)
morning
cunting tab key doesn't work on this stupid fucking work mac
might kill myself
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 9:44, archived)
cunting tab key doesn't work on this stupid fucking work mac
might kill myself
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 9:44, archived)
I reckon most of the advantages are due to them not integrating with the plethora of 'enterprise' software.
Sharepoint, office Live, symantec, mcafee et al.
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 10:20, archived)
Sharepoint, office Live, symantec, mcafee et al.
( , Fri 18 Aug 2017, 10:20, archived)
Not sure you alt-doz are better than the ban-doz to be honest , certainly better than them is objective, but what do I know eh
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 21:11, archived)
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Because I only have pint glasses
And any measure deemed large in such a drinking vessel might be deemed excessive.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 21:09, archived)
And any measure deemed large in such a drinking vessel might be deemed excessive.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 21:09, archived)
Finish the bottle, it's the only solution
it'll only go flat if you open it and leave it
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 21:31, archived)
it'll only go flat if you open it and leave it
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 21:31, archived)
i read that as flatbread at first
now i know it's flebthread i don't think i now how to contribute
alt - sympathy reply
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 20:15, archived)
now i know it's flebthread i don't think i now how to contribute
alt - sympathy reply
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 20:15, archived)
Tools down, sod off dahn the pub.
I've got naff-all to do today and it's raining like a pissing cow, as the French say. How goes it, fellow flebeians?
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I've got naff-all to do today and it's raining like a pissing cow, as the French say. How goes it, fellow flebeians?
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 15:19, archived)
Not at all, it was an unintentional threadstomp caused by posting at exactly the same time as him.
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and none of you told me about this because....
www.flamefest.co.uk/
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 16:03, archived)
www.flamefest.co.uk/
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 16:03, archived)
Yeah, not bad. Just got my 19th Front Page, one more and I can leave here forever
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 15:35, archived)
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Called home for an emergency
Now working from the sofa. Turned out reet nice.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 15:35, archived)
Now working from the sofa. Turned out reet nice.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 15:35, archived)
Did you program your sofa this morning to call you this afternoon?
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I got a distress signal from it
Came through on the sofa emergency hotline
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 15:50, archived)
Came through on the sofa emergency hotline
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 15:50, archived)
Still very warm here
Just cleaned the kitchen, which was a bad idea. Now everything else looks dirty.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 15:48, archived)
Just cleaned the kitchen, which was a bad idea. Now everything else looks dirty.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 15:48, archived)
The solution is to cook something messy involving as many pans as possible, so your kitchen will match the rest again.
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six hours outside m8
and one of the bands is Opeth. I'll be surrounded by blade-studiers.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 16:46, archived)
and one of the bands is Opeth. I'll be surrounded by blade-studiers.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 16:46, archived)
but I like those bands
and I won't get the chance to see them again for ages
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 17:06, archived)
and I won't get the chance to see them again for ages
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 17:06, archived)
soz, I like the music
at least 4 of the 5 bands playing, might just come later and see the main acts.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 17:58, archived)
at least 4 of the 5 bands playing, might just come later and see the main acts.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 17:58, archived)
Almost certainly.
Loads of proper unpleasant racists in metal.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 18:21, archived)
Loads of proper unpleasant racists in metal.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 18:21, archived)
Oh I know, I just wondered if it would be very blatant in poland, they talk about them in usa, but there's millions in former ussr places
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 18:40, archived)
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Recruiter woes.
One phoned me yesterday for a job in embra. Sounded decent but in python rather than java, I wanted to learn that anyway.
He tried to organise a phone interview but I said I was on holiday, when he asked I told him it was in Edinburgh, he was eager to put me in for an interview. Told him I was camping so I'd be a scruff, said it was fine. Said he'd email the details, heard fuck all. Said alright, prepared not to get smashed today.
Hear fuck all, finally get through to him - yeah they're not that interested but I hoped to talk them round.
I'm not surprised, I was basically asking their top line to code in a language I don't know, I'd not employ me. Would've been nice to tell me rather than leave me wondering if I've got an interview on undisclosed Edinburgh tomorrow though.
I'm going to rejoin my plan to get smashed, the one I had before he phoned yesterday.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 16:43, archived)
One phoned me yesterday for a job in embra. Sounded decent but in python rather than java, I wanted to learn that anyway.
He tried to organise a phone interview but I said I was on holiday, when he asked I told him it was in Edinburgh, he was eager to put me in for an interview. Told him I was camping so I'd be a scruff, said it was fine. Said he'd email the details, heard fuck all. Said alright, prepared not to get smashed today.
Hear fuck all, finally get through to him - yeah they're not that interested but I hoped to talk them round.
I'm not surprised, I was basically asking their top line to code in a language I don't know, I'd not employ me. Would've been nice to tell me rather than leave me wondering if I've got an interview on undisclosed Edinburgh tomorrow though.
I'm going to rejoin my plan to get smashed, the one I had before he phoned yesterday.
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hate using recruitment agencies
I try and go direct where possible
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 16:47, archived)
I try and go direct where possible
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 16:47, archived)
I just wanged my CV up on monster and let them do the work.
I should probably look for myself.
One recruiter has been really good and supportive, but they've got loads of really corporate jobs for banks, sounds a bit too serious.
I've spent the last 8 years in a big firm and want to work for a smaller more human outfit. Considering contracting.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 16:48, archived)
I should probably look for myself.
One recruiter has been really good and supportive, but they've got loads of really corporate jobs for banks, sounds a bit too serious.
I've spent the last 8 years in a big firm and want to work for a smaller more human outfit. Considering contracting.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 16:48, archived)
Recruiters would sell your kidneys if the going rate was good
None of em are trustworthy
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 16:53, archived)
None of em are trustworthy
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 16:53, archived)
Oh I don't trust them.
But if one might get me an interview, I still think it prudent to not get cunted the day before until I have it confirmed it's not happening.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 16:56, archived)
But if one might get me an interview, I still think it prudent to not get cunted the day before until I have it confirmed it's not happening.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 16:56, archived)
Alright Kebab of the End Times
I'm off to watch that Annabelle film.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 17:19, archived)
I'm off to watch that Annabelle film.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 17:19, archived)
That's enough looking back at the good old days.
How are we going to bring b3ta talk up to date and keep it relevant in this future we now live in?
Maybe a Snapchat share page?
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 12:30, archived)
How are we going to bring b3ta talk up to date and keep it relevant in this future we now live in?
Maybe a Snapchat share page?
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 12:30, archived)
You have to post the Instagram pic of your most recent unicorn latte to create an account.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 12:32, archived)
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I've said nothing of substance but I'm going to pretend it's well profound by dejectedly repeating the last few words ... the last few words
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There's this really cool web forum called Voat, yeah?
See you there!
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 12:38, archived)
See you there!
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 12:38, archived)
Not going
Don't want to ruin the hollow echo it currently makes
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 12:44, archived)
Don't want to ruin the hollow echo it currently makes
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 12:44, archived)
email alerts every time someone replies to one of your comments or comments on a thread you have replied to
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 12:56, archived)
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 12:56, archived)
greater gender and ethnic diversity
perhaps make a black or a girl top mod so that losers with too much time on their hands from all backgrounds have something to aspire to
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 12:58, archived)
perhaps make a black or a girl top mod so that losers with too much time on their hands from all backgrounds have something to aspire to
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 12:58, archived)
strict limits on the amount of replies you can post to a thread within a certain time frame
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:01, archived)
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:01, archived)
a discord channel so that we can live chat on what people have just posted
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:02, archived)
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:02, archived)
I've suggested cash prizes in the past
and yet the mods do nothing
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:20, archived)
and yet the mods do nothing
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:20, archived)
i'd have to win the first one just so there was some cash to give out
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 14:36, archived)
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 14:36, archived)
not posting stupid shit threads that just generate loads of replies with no actual conversation
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only if you completely agree with me and don't challenge my worldview
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:34, archived)
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My set has been described as extremely rude, downright disgusting, in incredible bad taste but funny.
That's just fine by me. I mean, I can't knock it, it is pretty strong.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:27, archived)
That's just fine by me. I mean, I can't knock it, it is pretty strong.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:27, archived)
jelly.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post543641#answers-post-2629346
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:37, archived)
Almost certainly not
Man brags (or lies) about his AMAAAYZING life, filled with sports cars, celebrities and beautiful women.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:50, archived)
Man brags (or lies) about his AMAAAYZING life, filled with sports cars, celebrities and beautiful women.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:50, archived)
he was a prick, desperate to be liked on here, which was conflicting with how wonderful his life was
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:55, archived)
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i'm not 100% on this but i think he was the one that was supposed to be so tough irl that you'd better not say anything nasty or he might beat you up
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 14:31, archived)
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 14:31, archived)
woah
so he's cool AND dangerous. And pretty old, by all accounts.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 14:32, archived)
so he's cool AND dangerous. And pretty old, by all accounts.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 14:32, archived)
we should all gang up on one person till they cry, that used to be fun
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:29, archived)
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this would be perfect if there was anyone left to do that to
the only ones left with any real potential to get upset are fucksocks, who everyone has on ignore, or yeti kebab, who is too quick to put others on ignore
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:48, archived)
the only ones left with any real potential to get upset are fucksocks, who everyone has on ignore, or yeti kebab, who is too quick to put others on ignore
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:48, archived)
nah, i think there is one, i'll gaz everyone except them of course
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:54, archived)
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:54, archived)
Yeah I'm not missing out on much by him having me on 2.0
Who else is she ignoring?
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 14:03, archived)
Who else is she ignoring?
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 14:03, archived)
A weekly rundown of the top posts and threads
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( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:41, archived)
Coming up in this vid we've got the TOP. FIVE. POSTS. made on beeta dot com slash talk this week
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( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:44, archived)
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( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:44, archived)
youtube has basically become the sunday chart review on local radio
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:46, archived)
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the current top 5 are mostly posts making fun of 2 can 'my wife is an elephant' chunder
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 14:32, archived)
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bring back [popular poster]
(s)he'll soon liven things up a bit
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:50, archived)
(s)he'll soon liven things up a bit
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:50, archived)
I follow some former b3tans on twitter
and I can confirm that ^this will not 'liven things up'
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:52, archived)
and I can confirm that ^this will not 'liven things up'
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:52, archived)
Go back in time, kidnap Shambles before he turned into a troll and bring him to the present day.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:55, archived)
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he was far too nice years ago, well in with all the fat chicks
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 13:57, archived)
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Eh, I thought he was pretty funny at one stage.
Then he became a bellend, obviously.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 14:13, archived)
Then he became a bellend, obviously.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 14:13, archived)
Lolotronolololocopter!!
OX1 checking in
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Interest in work: 5%
Time until hometime: 5 hours 38 minutes
Laziness: 100%
Eating: toast
Greediness: 40%
Same shit different dayness: 100%
Report in please.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 10:22, archived)
OX1 checking in
Weather: clearing
Interest in work: 5%
Time until hometime: 5 hours 38 minutes
Laziness: 100%
Eating: toast
Greediness: 40%
Same shit different dayness: 100%
Report in please.
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Workload: 160%
Horniness: unicorn
Chances of family name dying out in the next generation: 100%
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 10:24, archived)
Horniness: unicorn
Chances of family name dying out in the next generation: 100%
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 10:24, archived)
it's the news that my brother is also having a daughter
so that'll be the end of my Dad's dynasty. I think it might trigger a breakdown of some sort.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 10:27, archived)
so that'll be the end of my Dad's dynasty. I think it might trigger a breakdown of some sort.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 10:27, archived)
Well I hope he takes it well
because really, it doesn't matter
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 10:29, archived)
because really, it doesn't matter
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 10:29, archived)
I don't understand this joke
unless you actually think that's my name, and believe me to be dead
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 10:31, archived)
unless you actually think that's my name, and believe me to be dead
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 10:31, archived)
I just asked Tangled if he had a nice holiday
Apart from that, I ain't reporting shit
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 10:25, archived)
Apart from that, I ain't reporting shit
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 10:25, archived)
Windy posted this thread before Tangled had a chance to respond
So naturally, I've reported this to the mods
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 10:32, archived)
So naturally, I've reported this to the mods
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 10:32, archived)
Shots fired
www.californiaherps.com/lizards/images/esskiltonsisk.jpg
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www.californiaherps.com/lizards/images/esskiltonsisk.jpg
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 11:15, archived)
Skink out with your tongue out
www.aboutanimals.com/images/Irian-jaya-blue-tongued-skink-820x375.jpg?d8bc0c
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www.aboutanimals.com/images/Irian-jaya-blue-tongued-skink-820x375.jpg?d8bc0c
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 11:17, archived)
And lo, I watched your ninja editing unfold before my very eyes.
Y3T1 checking in
Weather: a pretty unenthusiastic bluish sky
Interest in work: 13%
Time until hometime: 5 hours 35 minutes
Laziness: 85%
Eating: currently nothing, but I had an apple about half an hour ago
Greediness: 40%
Same shit different dayness: sorry, the meter appears to have melted on this one.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 10:28, archived)
Y3T1 checking in
Weather: a pretty unenthusiastic bluish sky
Interest in work: 13%
Time until hometime: 5 hours 35 minutes
Laziness: 85%
Eating: currently nothing, but I had an apple about half an hour ago
Greediness: 40%
Same shit different dayness: sorry, the meter appears to have melted on this one.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 10:28, archived)
I can't even remember who started this whole thing.
Only one I found on search was stuj and tfd
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 10:36, archived)
Only one I found on search was stuj and tfd
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 10:36, archived)
that website is horrible
and this, by the man himself, is a visual atrocity: www.thelset.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/YOUR-RULES-jpeg-729x1024.jpg
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 10:51, archived)
and this, by the man himself, is a visual atrocity: www.thelset.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/YOUR-RULES-jpeg-729x1024.jpg
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 10:51, archived)
I expect monster munch to get really upset that he can't solve that dingbat
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soz windy posted this thread before I had chance to respond and I was busy gazzing the mods
it was lovely, ta.
I did overeating, over-drinking, oversleeping and did it with a lady
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 10:43, archived)
it was lovely, ta.
I did overeating, over-drinking, oversleeping and did it with a lady
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 10:43, archived)
I had to turn it off NOW because I am offended by adult humour
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 10:44, archived)
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I had to turn it off almost instantly because his voice made me feel sick
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I haven't watched this,
but I'm still going to say "Awooga, what a rush."
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 10:57, archived)
but I'm still going to say "Awooga, what a rush."
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 10:57, archived)
Sefton: sunny
Chance of getting off the couch within the next hour: 100%
Likelihood of soup: 100%
Level of fucks given: 0%
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 10:41, archived)
Chance of getting off the couch within the next hour: 100%
Likelihood of soup: 100%
Level of fucks given: 0%
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 10:41, archived)
GL3 here
Weather: dunno, frosted windows innit
Interest in work: 15%
Time until hometime: 9 hours
Laziness: 51%
Eating: nothing for 2 days, waiting until I don't feel sick any more
Greediness: 0%
Same shit different dayness: 10%, today seems particularly bad
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 11:10, archived)
someone's parked outside my flat in some sort of sports edition Multipla.
Sport. Multipla.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 11:34, archived)
Sport. Multipla.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 11:34, archived)
oooh, can doooo
frinkiac.com/video/S02E15/TMXzVHjDqaeABybobr_1nzEJVdg=.gif
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 11:55, archived)
frinkiac.com/video/S02E15/TMXzVHjDqaeABybobr_1nzEJVdg=.gif
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 11:55, archived)
It is fine, you can just write willy on this and be done with it
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 11:49, archived)
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I got an A grade
this site's better for measuring your vocab level beyond a silly guardian test though.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 11:45, archived)
this site's better for measuring your vocab level beyond a silly guardian test though.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 11:45, archived)
oh wait, i got 6 in the guardian one
i guess my reading comprehension is pretty bad if i couldn't figure this post out
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 12:02, archived)
i guess my reading comprehension is pretty bad if i couldn't figure this post out
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 12:02, archived)
Thx bbz
Had a bit of help from my knowledge of French for 'chatoyancy'.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 12:27, archived)
Had a bit of help from my knowledge of French for 'chatoyancy'.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 12:27, archived)
Ah yes
Knowing how well your house floats is a very French thing to care about.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 12:28, archived)
Knowing how well your house floats is a very French thing to care about.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 12:28, archived)
McBeef and Ragnarok are better than you
So don't ever forget it.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 12:26, archived)
So don't ever forget it.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 12:26, archived)
I'm very unwell. Been vomiting for 2 days and getting terrible headaches. I think I've caught my wife's morning sickness :(
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 8:07, archived)
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You should probably go and wait for ages to speak to a disinterested overpaid person about that
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Now I'm no expert,
but it sounds to me like you've overindulged in taking it up the bum from other gay spazzes.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 8:41, archived)
but it sounds to me like you've overindulged in taking it up the bum from other gay spazzes.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 8:41, archived)
yeah, and these things can stay in the past
what else do you want to bring back? hitler? slavery? dial-up internet?!
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 8:58, archived)
what else do you want to bring back? hitler? slavery? dial-up internet?!
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media.tenor.com/images/68510afd3f2d06d51062d3fdfabfa2fa/tenor.gif
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 9:22, archived)
Holiday, woohoo!
Wife is getting stressed, probably because I rival my children in the "being useless" stakes.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 9:37, archived)
Wife is getting stressed, probably because I rival my children in the "being useless" stakes.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 9:37, archived)
I dated a girl whose dad made scale model tiles of his suitcases
and a map of the car boot, and spent the evening prior to departure test-fitting it all on the dining table for space optimization.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 9:40, archived)
and a map of the car boot, and spent the evening prior to departure test-fitting it all on the dining table for space optimization.
( , Thu 17 Aug 2017, 9:40, archived)
What's shaking super dudes.
I'm trying to do some studying for my upcoming course, but can't find the motivation. Help me.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 19:47, archived)
I'm trying to do some studying for my upcoming course, but can't find the motivation. Help me.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 19:47, archived)
Doing my testing course. 2394/5
I did the fundamental 2392 when I first qualified, but never done a lot of testing, boss wants me to take over the college periodics so I'm going to do this to sort of refresh on testing and to have the final level 3 I need.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 20:07, archived)
I did the fundamental 2392 when I first qualified, but never done a lot of testing, boss wants me to take over the college periodics so I'm going to do this to sort of refresh on testing and to have the final level 3 I need.
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Wasn't even a separate thing when I passed, think I did the 2391 just after , since then nothing, pissed me off you can do the course and then testing and not even be a spark now
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In theory I've got everything I need to be nic,
But having the level 3 lets me test 3 phase boards, so it'll be handy in college.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 20:19, archived)
But having the level 3 lets me test 3 phase boards, so it'll be handy in college.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 20:19, archived)
Most of the staircases are single, but yeah, getting in to the kitchen stuff and extract and things I'll need it.
The stupid way the courses are structured means I can work on a 3 phase board, and install 3 phase stuff, but I can't sign off a test cert until I get the level 3 testing.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 20:30, archived)
The stupid way the courses are structured means I can work on a 3 phase board, and install 3 phase stuff, but I can't sign off a test cert until I get the level 3 testing.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 20:30, archived)
There's a lot of new plant in the kitchen that was refurbed last year,
And plenty of pretty modern boiler setups dotted around as old stuff breaks down. It's almost all on maintenance contracts, but certain bits are started to be handed over to us under the new boss.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 20:40, archived)
And plenty of pretty modern boiler setups dotted around as old stuff breaks down. It's almost all on maintenance contracts, but certain bits are started to be handed over to us under the new boss.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 20:40, archived)
Yeah when I worked at the LSE it was like that, there was an in-house team, then us brought in for most hvac , still had 3 mobile blokes to cover the ppm, let alone reactive jobs
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Yeah, I'm not keen on taking on the PPE, bit dull for me. Although in a few years I could do with just a trundle around some plant rooms doing a few bits.
Although, now I've moved on to a full spark role I guess it won't be my problem. Checking belts and taking temperatures and changing filters isn't my thing.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 20:48, archived)
Although, now I've moved on to a full spark role I guess it won't be my problem. Checking belts and taking temperatures and changing filters isn't my thing.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 20:48, archived)
Swings and roundabouts, I liked the reactive mobile, no hot water, I'll jump in the van have a look, I couldn't stand testing
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Yeah, reactive would be alright I reckon.
What I do now is reactive I guess, just only site wide, which suits me, 5 minutes to work and back.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 20:52, archived)
What I do now is reactive I guess, just only site wide, which suits me, 5 minutes to work and back.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 20:52, archived)
Multi site reactive used to be great before trackers, lost all power to an entire office, yeah 8 people office and a breakers tripped, well that was me off for the next 3 hours , or home
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 21:04, archived)
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I hated the tracker when I was PAT.
My boss rang me up on a weekend once to ask why I was I out at 4am in the van. Told him to go fuck himself as we had personal use on them.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 21:08, archived)
My boss rang me up on a weekend once to ask why I was I out at 4am in the van. Told him to go fuck himself as we had personal use on them.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 21:08, archived)
Supposed to be for cheaper insurance, but some use it like big brother
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 21:15, archived)
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Company started to stop bonus of you went over 72mph.
Utter bullshit
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 21:21, archived)
Utter bullshit
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 21:21, archived)
Have you been promised a pay rise to accompany your new enhanced skillset?
Cos, you know, more responsibility and blame and that.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 19:59, archived)
Cos, you know, more responsibility and blame and that.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 19:59, archived)
You want us to pay for your training and expect a rise? You're fired
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 20:01, archived)
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More fool you, you've just lost all the time and training you invested up til now
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 20:03, archived)
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First office job I had, I tried to get their Investor In People plaque revoked.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 20:21, archived)
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Yup,
And backdated to when I took over from the last head spark, as long as I pass.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 20:07, archived)
And backdated to when I took over from the last head spark, as long as I pass.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 20:07, archived)
Oh, so you see me as shallow and motivated by financial gain.
Harsh.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 20:16, archived)
Harsh.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 20:16, archived)
Yer true
But I work in the happy clappy tree hugging poor people enabling mutual sector these days rather than the ultra high net worth sector, so new qualifications eh.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 20:31, archived)
But I work in the happy clappy tree hugging poor people enabling mutual sector these days rather than the ultra high net worth sector, so new qualifications eh.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 20:31, archived)
Took the dogs for a walk along the canal, grabbed a quick pint at the pub.
Supposed to be packing, now, but cba.
Think I'll add packing to the list of things I dislike about travel.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 20:07, archived)
Supposed to be packing, now, but cba.
Think I'll add packing to the list of things I dislike about travel.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 20:07, archived)
Just buy stuff you need when you get there, you miserly povvo.
Also, where are you going?
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 20:09, archived)
Also, where are you going?
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 20:09, archived)
Yeah, if there's one thing that would improve my holiday it's shopping for a week's worth of clothes. For five people.
Going down to Cornwall, not even sure they have shops down there, probably still on the barter system.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 20:18, archived)
Going down to Cornwall, not even sure they have shops down there, probably still on the barter system.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 20:18, archived)
Just nip out in the morning and get everyone an outfit while they have breakfast,
Put yesterdays clothes in the hotel wheelie bin. Easy.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 20:31, archived)
Put yesterdays clothes in the hotel wheelie bin. Easy.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 20:31, archived)
Landlord said that he doesn't care what goes on in the beer garden, so long as we keep the noise down.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 20:27, archived)
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I'm very happy
My sister has to have 7 weeks of daily chemo but after that the surgeon said she'd be fine. As a result I'm getting merrily twatted
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 21:20, archived)
My sister has to have 7 weeks of daily chemo but after that the surgeon said she'd be fine. As a result I'm getting merrily twatted
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 21:20, archived)
If they did a remake of 'Three Men and a Baby' it'd probably be more like 'Three Transgenders and a Syrian Refugee' or summat!
This world, honestly
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 15:30, archived)
This world, honestly
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 15:30, archived)
It'd still be shit, though.
The day before yesterday I spent 30 seconds cringing hard when I saw they'd made yet another 'man wakes up as a woman and woman wakes up as a man' films, because that's SO FUCKING ORIGINAL, yeah, and not at all shit and for cunts in any way.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 15:33, archived)
The day before yesterday I spent 30 seconds cringing hard when I saw they'd made yet another 'man wakes up as a woman and woman wakes up as a man' films, because that's SO FUCKING ORIGINAL, yeah, and not at all shit and for cunts in any way.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 15:33, archived)
Nope.
Googling has revealed there's a film out there called "13 Going On 30", which does indeed look like a shameless rip-off.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 15:37, archived)
Googling has revealed there's a film out there called "13 Going On 30", which does indeed look like a shameless rip-off.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 15:37, archived)
I thought that was a rip off of Freaky Friday
or did that one just get remade too?
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 15:38, archived)
or did that one just get remade too?
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 15:38, archived)
I don't know, as I haven't seen either this one or Freaky Friday.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 15:39, archived)
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I thought the remake was quite good
It needed bringing up to date
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 16:17, archived)
It needed bringing up to date
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 16:17, archived)
There is a female remake of Very Bad Things coming out soon
It can't be as bad as the original, which was pretty bad.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 15:49, archived)
It can't be as bad as the original, which was pretty bad.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 15:49, archived)
I thought that was mildly entertaining.
Has anyone here actually seen the female Ghostbusters?
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 15:51, archived)
Has anyone here actually seen the female Ghostbusters?
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 15:51, archived)
Saw it in the cinema
It is fine popcorn fare if you wipe the original from your brain. Very disjointed, lots cut out to get the duration down so a directors cut in the future might actually sort out some pacing issues.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 15:54, archived)
It is fine popcorn fare if you wipe the original from your brain. Very disjointed, lots cut out to get the duration down so a directors cut in the future might actually sort out some pacing issues.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 15:54, archived)
yes
it sucks rancid donkey bollocks. i was stoned watching it and still didn't laugh.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 16:10, archived)
it sucks rancid donkey bollocks. i was stoned watching it and still didn't laugh.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 16:10, archived)
Sat through the first 30 minutes of it waiting for it to get going
It was just dull. Nothing to do with the female cast, it was just devoid of either action or comedy.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 19:02, archived)
It was just dull. Nothing to do with the female cast, it was just devoid of either action or comedy.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 19:02, archived)
three Pakistani orphans a gender fluid entity
I think you mean
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 15:53, archived)
I think you mean
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 15:53, archived)
two hats is worse than hitler, infact he's worse than the bloke who killed hitler
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 16:08, archived)
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I bet he's even worse than that priest that kept everyone awake by playing Cutty Ranks at 3 in the morning.
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I saw 'Adam' at the fringe last weekend.
It's about an Egyptian transman who seeks asylum in Glasgow.
The woman next to me kept muttering "for fucks sake" throughout the show.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 16:36, archived)
It's about an Egyptian transman who seeks asylum in Glasgow.
The woman next to me kept muttering "for fucks sake" throughout the show.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 16:36, archived)
I'm down from tomorrow until Monday, I'm seeing a play with Robert 'EMH' Picardo.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 16:42, archived)
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Voyager was shit.
Luckily he's been in good stuff, like Inner Space.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 17:33, archived)
Luckily he's been in good stuff, like Inner Space.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 17:33, archived)
DS9 started out rubbish, then got good, then got bogged down in crap mythology and got boring.
Voyager was just rubbish from the start, retreading ideas from TNG with a thoroughly unlikable cast of characters.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 20:01, archived)
Voyager was just rubbish from the start, retreading ideas from TNG with a thoroughly unlikable cast of characters.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 20:01, archived)
haha
Did she know what the show was going to be about before she went in?
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 16:51, archived)
Did she know what the show was going to be about before she went in?
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 16:51, archived)
Wetting my finger and holding it up to the wind has revealed that it is time for a new thread.
Yesterday I had to take the bus replacement service and the driver looked like Snoop Dogg's younger brother. He passed the time on his route by flicking V's and dabbing while laughing whenever he passed another bus driver. What's the most fun you've ever had in a boring job?
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 13:27, archived)
Yesterday I had to take the bus replacement service and the driver looked like Snoop Dogg's younger brother. He passed the time on his route by flicking V's and dabbing while laughing whenever he passed another bus driver. What's the most fun you've ever had in a boring job?
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 13:27, archived)
I did data entry for a dairy once
It was me and a proper Kent chav in a room in an industrial estate for 8 hours, starting at 5am. We'd usually finished our day's work in an hour, and spent the rest of the shift eating free yoghurt and trying to do donuts in the electric milk floats.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 13:34, archived)
It was me and a proper Kent chav in a room in an industrial estate for 8 hours, starting at 5am. We'd usually finished our day's work in an hour, and spent the rest of the shift eating free yoghurt and trying to do donuts in the electric milk floats.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 13:34, archived)
According to my builder mate transit tippers are surprisingly quick off the line, especially if you've only got a bag of sand over the back axle.
And if there unladen they're very easy to drift round traffic islands.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 15:19, archived)
And if there unladen they're very easy to drift round traffic islands.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 15:19, archived)
had a few where i just got drunk all day , now i know what dabbing looks like but have no idea what it means
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 13:35, archived)
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 13:35, archived)
Does it even mean anything?
Other than "Look at me: I'm claiming affiliation and thus vicarious coolness with a trending gesture among young people by making that same gesture."
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 13:38, archived)
Other than "Look at me: I'm claiming affiliation and thus vicarious coolness with a trending gesture among young people by making that same gesture."
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 13:38, archived)
wheres manolith ** DUE TO HYGIENIC REASONS THIS PRODUCT IS FINAL SALE **
https
www.meowingtons.com/collections/for-cats/products/cat-eared-pouch-sweatshirt
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 14:18, archived)
https
www.meowingtons.com/collections/for-cats/products/cat-eared-pouch-sweatshirt
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 14:18, archived)
On my morning commute, I would sit at the back of the bus and email complaints to the operator about the driver's behaviour.
I got three of them fired before getting a lifetime ban from that route.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 13:35, archived)
I got three of them fired before getting a lifetime ban from that route.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 13:35, archived)
some black comedian quipped "white people invented yelp because they love snitching so much"
You are the embodiment of that phrase.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 13:39, archived)
You are the embodiment of that phrase.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 13:39, archived)
I know everyone here has a low opinion of me,
but I'm shocked to learn that you also hold the bus operators' disciplinary procedures in such low regard.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 13:59, archived)
but I'm shocked to learn that you also hold the bus operators' disciplinary procedures in such low regard.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 13:59, archived)
Nothing, Windy, I was making it up.
I actually spent my bus commute listening to The Archers podcast, or watching homestar runner videos that I'd compressed into avi files on the tiny screen of my Zen mp3 player.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 14:12, archived)
I actually spent my bus commute listening to The Archers podcast, or watching homestar runner videos that I'd compressed into avi files on the tiny screen of my Zen mp3 player.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 14:12, archived)
People who dab always look like they're doing a sort of covert Hitler salute and don't want anyone to see their face.
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Going to the pub on Friday lunch with the owner of the business
The workers getting absolutely wankered on his dime, and then coming back to work about 4ish to have a sleep under the desk.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 14:13, archived)
The workers getting absolutely wankered on his dime, and then coming back to work about 4ish to have a sleep under the desk.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 14:13, archived)
The work was alright
Watching TV for mentions of products. Even being paid to watch This Morning didn't make it any better.
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Watching TV for mentions of products. Even being paid to watch This Morning didn't make it any better.
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Worked a marketing contract for a tourist board a few years ago.
Literally nothing doing in the office so I watched the whole of Game of Thrones Season 1 on Ranierland (wiv da angles now). It was fucking shit and made me even more bored.
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Literally nothing doing in the office so I watched the whole of Game of Thrones Season 1 on Ranierland (wiv da angles now). It was fucking shit and made me even more bored.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 14:15, archived)
Boring ask alert
Has anyone used surveyors for work on dilapidated buildings, if so please up there me. if not, please go forth and replace words in these sentences with rude words.
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Has anyone used surveyors for work on dilapidated buildings, if so please up there me. if not, please go forth and replace words in these sentences with rude words.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 15:03, archived)
word
Haven't logged in to Clash for four days now, just can't be bothered any more
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 7:04, archived)
Haven't logged in to Clash for four days now, just can't be bothered any more
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yer, I saw the notification, but we'll see how it goes
Only half the people bother doing wars anyway now, and all the noobs that joined were shit
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 7:25, archived)
Only half the people bother doing wars anyway now, and all the noobs that joined were shit
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 7:25, archived)
Yer , dunno what this builder shits about, I'm play golf clash anyway, till I get bored , another one that looks impossible with real coin
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builder base is just live 1-on-1 fights
but it's underdeveloped and you just use the same old tactics over and over again, just like those twats using 30+ balloons. Only trouble is, I don't know what else people are playing these days.
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but it's underdeveloped and you just use the same old tactics over and over again, just like those twats using 30+ balloons. Only trouble is, I don't know what else people are playing these days.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 7:39, archived)
oh fuck that shit
it's prolly just to stop that practice of leaving one builder hut over in a corner that you can take out with an archer.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 7:46, archived)
it's prolly just to stop that practice of leaving one builder hut over in a corner that you can take out with an archer.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 7:46, archived)
Come over here and talk that smack, then we'll see what happens.
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My boss has come back from a week's holiday even more stressed than she was before she left.
The atmosphere in the office is lovely this morning.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 8:57, archived)
The atmosphere in the office is lovely this morning.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 8:57, archived)
I'm expecting that next week
My line manager is a nice bloke but he sets up a billion pointless meetings if his excel tables don't align as expected.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 9:01, archived)
My line manager is a nice bloke but he sets up a billion pointless meetings if his excel tables don't align as expected.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 9:01, archived)
Remember, the alt-left are as bad as the alt-right
Yeah, right, ya massive racist volleyball.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 9:39, archived)
Yeah, right, ya massive racist volleyball.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 9:39, archived)
It's true, Anti-fa's roots go back almost as far as the nazi's!
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 9:56, archived)
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No point coming in here with that.
/talk has a right wing echo chamber led by Reichsfuhrer McBeef.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 9:49, archived)
/talk has a right wing echo chamber led by Reichsfuhrer McBeef.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 9:49, archived)
Straight white males are the last minority.
Why are we always being oppressed?
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 10:05, archived)
Why are we always being oppressed?
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 10:05, archived)
It's funny watching them being torn between "these statues should be preserved for historical importance" and "losers shouldn't get participation trophies".
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Today: Confirmed ISIS member says he and his friends all voted for Trump
Tomorrow: Trump - "I say the WTC was TOO big anyway!"
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 10:09, archived)
Tomorrow: Trump - "I say the WTC was TOO big anyway!"
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 10:09, archived)
lol
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/i-like-people-who-shout-hail-trump-confirms-trump-20170814133993
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www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/i-like-people-who-shout-hail-trump-confirms-trump-20170814133993
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 10:17, archived)
absolutely nothing Trump does or says surprises me anymore
If he claimed to be the second coming of Christ, I wouldn't bat an eyelid
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If he claimed to be the second coming of Christ, I wouldn't bat an eyelid
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 10:22, archived)
Nah, Christ is too much of a hippy Jew for the likes of Trump.
Trump'd claim to be the second coming of Julius Caesar or someone like that.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 10:24, archived)
Trump'd claim to be the second coming of Julius Caesar or someone like that.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 10:24, archived)
Ah, of course
Imagine being so anti-semetic, you wouldn't want to be compared to Christ
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 10:26, archived)
Imagine being so anti-semetic, you wouldn't want to be compared to Christ
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 10:26, archived)
I read a doozy the other day about him being given a heavily curated folder twice a day by Sean Spicer about how great he is.
news.vice.com/story/trump-folder-positive-news-white-house
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 10:30, archived)
news.vice.com/story/trump-folder-positive-news-white-house
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 10:30, archived)
Yeah, I read that too
They have to pepper everything with his own name, just to keep his attention. Poor old Hilary. Imagine being less popular than this clown.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 10:32, archived)
They have to pepper everything with his own name, just to keep his attention. Poor old Hilary. Imagine being less popular than this clown.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 10:32, archived)
As P.J. O'Rourke said,
"I am endorsing Hillary, and all her lies and all her empty promises. It's the second-worst thing that can happen to this country, but she's way behind in second place. She's wrong about absolutely everything, but she's wrong within normal parameters."
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 10:35, archived)
"I am endorsing Hillary, and all her lies and all her empty promises. It's the second-worst thing that can happen to this country, but she's way behind in second place. She's wrong about absolutely everything, but she's wrong within normal parameters."
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 10:35, archived)
But her emails!
I liked it when he had that meeting with the Chairman of China about North Korea and it was quite obvious the Chairman had sighed, taken a deep breath and explained, like he were explaining to a toddler, why he couldn't just 'sort it out'.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 10:37, archived)
I liked it when he had that meeting with the Chairman of China about North Korea and it was quite obvious the Chairman had sighed, taken a deep breath and explained, like he were explaining to a toddler, why he couldn't just 'sort it out'.
( , Wed 16 Aug 2017, 10:37, archived)
Right, we've got to interview a prospective GP partner this evening. Ideas for questions please.
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( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 17:50, archived)
How long is a human pregnancy, might help you out knowing the answer
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 17:51, archived)
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 17:51, archived)
Ok, how about "can you tell me about a time when you accidentally typed the wrong thing and everyone was a prick about it?"
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 17:54, archived)
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 17:54, archived)
Thank god that's never happened to me.
I don't think I'd ever live it down.
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 18:16, archived)
I don't think I'd ever live it down.
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 18:16, archived)
Still not apologising for prescribing a 'potentially lethal' dose then?
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 19:08, archived)
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 19:08, archived)
too busy giving a potentially lethal dose of digit to poor unsuspecting dogs, no doubt
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 23:31, archived)
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Would you consider doing house calls on your motorbike? We're looking for a MotoGP.
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 18:01, archived)
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Have you ever reached down a patient's throat and up their bum at the same time and been able to shake your own hand
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 18:14, archived)
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 18:14, archived)
Name something that can't be cured with amoxicillin, that'll stump a gp
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( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 18:15, archived)
Interesting because i was thinking about that earlier
I may be a fool..
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 23:50, archived)
I may be a fool..
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 23:50, archived)
I got mistaken for a doctor, just now.
I think you should ask any candidates to prove their credentials, just to be on the safe side.
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 18:27, archived)
I think you should ask any candidates to prove their credentials, just to be on the safe side.
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 18:27, archived)
i've been operating under the assumption that his normal voice is absurd
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"Locums earn reduce the money for half the work, why on earth would you want to be a partner?"
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 18:42, archived)
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I think it's telling that I never bother to read anything I type on here.
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 19:14, archived)
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When did your pub get repossessed and are you still a bankrupt?
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 18:53, archived)
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 18:53, archived)
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( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 19:55, archived)
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 19:55, archived)
how are you on unloading the dishwasher?
would you ever steal someone else's milk from the fridge?
growing cannabis plants in the loft: yes or no?
are you considerate about playing music late at night when you don't have to work the next day?
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 23:09, archived)
would you ever steal someone else's milk from the fridge?
growing cannabis plants in the loft: yes or no?
are you considerate about playing music late at night when you don't have to work the next day?
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 23:09, archived)
168 weeks til my wife stops vomiting and I have another ungrateful mouth to feed.
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:21, archived)
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:21, archived)
is this your wife?
betanews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/elephant_man.jpg
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:28, archived)
betanews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/elephant_man.jpg
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:28, archived)
ok days, unless I'm unlucky enough to get her pregnant again in another couple of years
thanks everyone for noticing my mistake
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 16:17, archived)
thanks everyone for noticing my mistake
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 16:17, archived)
I know , the market is fucking nuts at the moment, everything is over rrp
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 17:49, archived)
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 17:49, archived)
Blimey
I haven't taken the tinsel off my bollocks from last year yet!
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:26, archived)
I haven't taken the tinsel off my bollocks from last year yet!
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:26, archived)
I was going to start a thread, something about nigerian princes, but I couldn't be bothered
sorry
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 14:49, archived)
sorry
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 14:49, archived)
Was going to ask for the last song you listened to Youtube links
Equally as shit as this. Kinda glad I didn't.
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 14:51, archived)
Equally as shit as this. Kinda glad I didn't.
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 14:51, archived)
No, that's not bad
I don't tend to listen to an awful lot of music on Youtube these days. Or at all, really. I wonder why that is.
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 14:52, archived)
I don't tend to listen to an awful lot of music on Youtube these days. Or at all, really. I wonder why that is.
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 14:52, archived)
It wouldn't have to be on Youtube
Y'know you could type the song you heard into it.
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 14:53, archived)
Y'know you could type the song you heard into it.
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 14:53, archived)
if there is one topic that is never covered on this forum it is music
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 14:53, archived)
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I liked it when Terry Scott drove Jesus around in his nigerian princes
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:02, archived)
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:02, archived)
don't think we need your extremist racist views on this family forum anyway
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 14:52, archived)
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