NEW THREAD!
I'm back off to college next week for a few days to get some exciting training in.
Does your employer invest in you?
Job chat is boring, so tell me how you feel about something else.
Shit yourself.
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I'm back off to college next week for a few days to get some exciting training in.
Does your employer invest in you?
Job chat is boring, so tell me how you feel about something else.
Shit yourself.
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Not feeling good, Windy
Maybe I'll feel better once I've eaten something
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 10:19, archived)
Maybe I'll feel better once I've eaten something
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 10:19, archived)
Bit dear for a Mexi
Still, McBeef might like it:
www.andertons.co.uk/p/0144953340/solid-body-electric-guitars/fender-jimi-hendrix-monterey-stratocaster
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 10:20, archived)
Still, McBeef might like it:
www.andertons.co.uk/p/0144953340/solid-body-electric-guitars/fender-jimi-hendrix-monterey-stratocaster
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 10:20, archived)
Is it your heart that's hurting? Because you can have all my love to heal.
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The vocals sound like total shit!! it ruin the whole song!!
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Like racy mills and boon or scripts about housewives never locking the door to the bathroom when their stepson is around?
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 10:21, archived)
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Her bosom began to heave and her sickly sweat stuck her clan mask to her forehead.
The young slave boy could smell her juicy vag under the white sheet and his penis grew hard.
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 10:27, archived)
The young slave boy could smell her juicy vag under the white sheet and his penis grew hard.
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 10:27, archived)
Oh, I feel so nice, with you here by my side, If I just do the best that I can do It seems that's enough for you
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 10:27, archived)
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I s'ppose they do invest in me, to some extent.
They bought me a new work laptop last year when my old one because so slow that it was unusable. They've also given me random gifts like a bottom-of-the-range smartphone, a magazine subscription and organic fruit and veg. I've had stingier employers, for sure.
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 10:37, archived)
They bought me a new work laptop last year when my old one because so slow that it was unusable. They've also given me random gifts like a bottom-of-the-range smartphone, a magazine subscription and organic fruit and veg. I've had stingier employers, for sure.
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 10:37, archived)
Mine gave me a lumia, the interface makes about as much sense as the control panel on Predators arm.
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 10:58, archived)
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My employer invests in me everyday
that's the joy of working for Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:18, archived)
that's the joy of working for Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:18, archived)
I'm assuming if you said these words aloud
You'd then use both hands to point at your dick.
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:31, archived)
You'd then use both hands to point at your dick.
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:31, archived)
Wrong, I'd point with one hand at my penus and the other at my bumhole.
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At the beeb, the courses are superb and open to anyone if your manager likes you
But that was in the beforetime. But now in the private sector, fuck all.
You make me feel, mighty real.
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:22, archived)
But that was in the beforetime. But now in the private sector, fuck all.
You make me feel, mighty real.
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:22, archived)
I got all excited as there was a beeb coding job in glasgow but then i saw how long it had been on the site and fucked it off.
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:48, archived)
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 11:48, archived)
"But where the Luftwaffe failed, it seems health and safety is about to succeed"
ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/0017/production/_97332000_mail.jpg
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ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/0017/production/_97332000_mail.jpg
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 8:18, archived)
you wake up late for school, man you don't want to go
you ask your mom, please? but she still says, no!
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 9:07, archived)
you ask your mom, please? but she still says, no!
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 9:07, archived)
I like the idea of her sifting through a collection of Razzles and Mayfairs
and saying "THIS, this is the one that has to go".
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 9:31, archived)
and saying "THIS, this is the one that has to go".
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 9:31, archived)
I already did one, and it didn't help
maybe I'll try again later. thanks love.
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 9:57, archived)
maybe I'll try again later. thanks love.
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 9:57, archived)
Raggo has me on 2.0 so I didn't know there was already a morning thread up, sozzo
( , Tue 15 Aug 2017, 9:57, archived)
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my grandfather
1939-2017.
i'll be back on b3tards next week. sad shit stuff has to be done now. try not to get nuked until then.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 20:41, archived)
1939-2017.
i'll be back on b3tards next week. sad shit stuff has to be done now. try not to get nuked until then.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 20:41, archived)
Some people have taken this quite badly
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-40925062
To be honest, I'm surprised it's lasted this long. What is YOUR favourite thing to do with your other hand while wanking?
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 13:23, archived)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-40925062
To be honest, I'm surprised it's lasted this long. What is YOUR favourite thing to do with your other hand while wanking?
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 13:23, archived)
Michael Harrison's experience of LoveFilm is way different to mine
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It was great
Then Amazon strangled the service and made it prohibitively expensive. The shits. Used that service for years, it was awesome.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 13:31, archived)
Then Amazon strangled the service and made it prohibitively expensive. The shits. Used that service for years, it was awesome.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 13:31, archived)
Fair enough
they never had the thing I wanted in stock, and I always had to wait ages for it.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 13:32, archived)
they never had the thing I wanted in stock, and I always had to wait ages for it.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 13:32, archived)
Torrents are faster than post innit.
That was the problem for me.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 13:43, archived)
That was the problem for me.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 13:43, archived)
I once downloaded a film that I have on DVD
The dvd was is in the loft, and I wondered if I could download it quicker than going up there to get the disc. Also, I'm lazy.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 13:48, archived)
The dvd was is in the loft, and I wondered if I could download it quicker than going up there to get the disc. Also, I'm lazy.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 13:48, archived)
I've streamed things similarly.
At one point I considered how much effort/how far all the packets were travelling because I couldn't be bothered to move several meters.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 13:50, archived)
At one point I considered how much effort/how far all the packets were travelling because I couldn't be bothered to move several meters.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 13:50, archived)
www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/local-news/man-in-panic-dumped-body-3146812
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 14:09, archived)
It's the 3 year anniversary of Lauren Bacall's death. #noirchat.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 13:49, archived)
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Watched that not all to long ago myself. James Cromwell is consistently good isn't he?
I watched The Hitch Hiker on Saturday. Quality directorial work from Ida Lupino.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 14:24, archived)
I watched The Hitch Hiker on Saturday. Quality directorial work from Ida Lupino.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 14:24, archived)
Yeah, quality a-list cast.
I just tried to think of something recent with that many known actors and came up with The Expendibles, ffs.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 14:30, archived)
I just tried to think of something recent with that many known actors and came up with The Expendibles, ffs.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 14:30, archived)
It is that.
Rewatched it for the first time in years a couple of months ago. It's aged commendably well.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 14:50, archived)
Rewatched it for the first time in years a couple of months ago. It's aged commendably well.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 14:50, archived)
Wonder if they'll bother to update the branding on the Wii channel to reflect the demise of LoveFilm?
I have to use two hands to wank, on account of my enormous penis, so I've had to hire a boy to turn the pages of Penthouse for me.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 13:58, archived)
I have to use two hands to wank, on account of my enormous penis, so I've had to hire a boy to turn the pages of Penthouse for me.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 13:58, archived)
I've not used my wii in ages.
I jailbroke it, but it'll probably need updating.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 14:12, archived)
I jailbroke it, but it'll probably need updating.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 14:12, archived)
Mine was jail broken, but had started acting up (homebrew channel would crash, couldn't load any emulators), so I uninstalled all my software with the intent of starting afresh,
but now I can't even load the homebrew channel again. BootMii finds bad sectors in the ROM, so it's probably fucked. Still plays Wii games alright, though, along with Netflix / Amazon, but is basically just gathering dust.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 14:20, archived)
but now I can't even load the homebrew channel again. BootMii finds bad sectors in the ROM, so it's probably fucked. Still plays Wii games alright, though, along with Netflix / Amazon, but is basically just gathering dust.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 14:20, archived)
If you're really arsed you can pick them up used out the papers/car boots for fuck all these days.
Sounds like the flash is on its way out though.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 14:25, archived)
Sounds like the flash is on its way out though.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 14:25, archived)
Yeah, considered picking up a spare, but not sure it's worth bothering.
Kids are eyeing up a Switch, so I expect I'll have their WiiU, soon enough.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 14:33, archived)
Kids are eyeing up a Switch, so I expect I'll have their WiiU, soon enough.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 14:33, archived)
the switch is great. i would be playing it right now if there were less people in the office
might sneak it down to the lavs
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 14:43, archived)
might sneak it down to the lavs
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 14:43, archived)
Now that the eldest is over 10, I'm wondering if I should encourage them to get an X-Box, instead?
Or is that all Call Of Duty and Mortal Kombat style BBFC 18 type games?
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 14:55, archived)
Or is that all Call Of Duty and Mortal Kombat style BBFC 18 type games?
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 14:55, archived)
none of the consoles are 'all' anyting, tbh
depends what kind of games they like. i rate the ps4 for having the best all-round game library. your mileage may vary
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 15:07, archived)
depends what kind of games they like. i rate the ps4 for having the best all-round game library. your mileage may vary
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 15:07, archived)
I've worked on the assumption that it's Nintendo for kids, X-box for teenagers, PlayStation for adults.
Will see how they feel come Christmas, see if the novelty of the Switch wears off, or if it'll get any third-party support
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 15:20, archived)
Will see how they feel come Christmas, see if the novelty of the Switch wears off, or if it'll get any third-party support
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 15:20, archived)
I'd say xbox/ps4 are fairly similar in maturity.
Plus there's so many crossovers now. Xbox one looked bollocks in terms of drm and that but I think they've rolled that back. PS4 seemed a better option at the time but I've never liked playstation's controllers as the analogue sticks seem in the wrong place for my big clobber hands.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 15:47, archived)
Plus there's so many crossovers now. Xbox one looked bollocks in terms of drm and that but I think they've rolled that back. PS4 seemed a better option at the time but I've never liked playstation's controllers as the analogue sticks seem in the wrong place for my big clobber hands.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 15:47, archived)
yer, i watched it this morning
thanks though. i've been pretty consistently happy with the episodes this series but there's so much bitching online about them. specifically the fact that they have some female writers now
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 14:43, archived)
thanks though. i've been pretty consistently happy with the episodes this series but there's so much bitching online about them. specifically the fact that they have some female writers now
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 14:43, archived)
The last one I saw (Pickle Rick) wasn't quite as good as some of those that had gone before.
Might get outraged about it.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 14:57, archived)
Might get outraged about it.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 14:57, archived)
You hold a different opinion to mine.
I'm not sure that I can respect that.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 15:13, archived)
I'm not sure that I can respect that.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 15:13, archived)
i just asked someone to guess when they thought the dvd by post aspect of lovefilm was stopped and they guessed '5 years ago'
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Something new up here
Air you grievances about your weekends below. Alternatively, if you could choke your enemy with a biscuit, which biscuit would you use.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 11:32, archived)
Air you grievances about your weekends below. Alternatively, if you could choke your enemy with a biscuit, which biscuit would you use.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 11:32, archived)
it was alright until i strained a calf muscle. now i'm limping everywhere. should probably be put down
on the plus side, i saw some kites and defeated the bad guy inside a giant mechanical elephant
alt: i dunno, one of those giant custard creams?
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 11:37, archived)
on the plus side, i saw some kites and defeated the bad guy inside a giant mechanical elephant
alt: i dunno, one of those giant custard creams?
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 11:37, archived)
I bought a cheap stunt kite, last year, which fell to bits just as we were getting the hang of it.
The boy has got hold of a better one, to take on holiday, so fingers crossed we can avoid smashing it.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 11:53, archived)
The boy has got hold of a better one, to take on holiday, so fingers crossed we can avoid smashing it.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 11:53, archived)
"don't let go the sky as are keep it on the strings"
It's foolproof.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 12:32, archived)
It's foolproof.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 12:32, archived)
After watching kites at Uppark house
I came *this* close to dropping £350 on a kite. A fool and his money, and all that.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 12:26, archived)
I came *this* close to dropping £350 on a kite. A fool and his money, and all that.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 12:26, archived)
how much better can a £350 kite be than a, i dunno, £100 one?
[serious]
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 12:30, archived)
[serious]
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What am I, a kite expert?
No idea. It just looked really cool.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 12:33, archived)
No idea. It just looked really cool.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 12:33, archived)
fair enough
in a related matter, would you be interested in buying some magic beans?
they look really cool
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 12:36, archived)
in a related matter, would you be interested in buying some magic beans?
they look really cool
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 12:36, archived)
do you reckon there's money to be made with a version of these that have insults on?
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/10-Growing-Message-Magic-Beans-Red-Random-Messages-Plant-Gift-Fun-/182149530583?hash=item2a68f543d7:g:j1QAAOSwoJZXSEtG
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 12:40, archived)
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/10-Growing-Message-Magic-Beans-Red-Random-Messages-Plant-Gift-Fun-/182149530583?hash=item2a68f543d7:g:j1QAAOSwoJZXSEtG
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 12:40, archived)
ok, let's do this
you get the beans and do all the work, i'll handle the money
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 12:45, archived)
you get the beans and do all the work, i'll handle the money
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 12:45, archived)
Ours is a £22 kite replacing a £7 kite.
I'm not spending much more than that on some sticks and string.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 12:36, archived)
I'm not spending much more than that on some sticks and string.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 12:36, archived)
I keep meaning to make a box kite,
then decorate it to look like a Minecraft squid.
But, y'know, time, effort and all that.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 12:46, archived)
then decorate it to look like a Minecraft squid.
But, y'know, time, effort and all that.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 12:46, archived)
just googled and it doesn't appear to have 'bindun' so i think you should go for it
you'd probably get upwards of 14 likes on minecraft reddit
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 12:53, archived)
you'd probably get upwards of 14 likes on minecraft reddit
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 12:53, archived)
Probably just slap some canes and binliner together
and tippex #ignoringdoubledeckers on it.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 13:07, archived)
and tippex #ignoringdoubledeckers on it.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 13:07, archived)
Mate bought a pair of massive stunt kites.
One was good fun with a off road skateboard thing. There was a bigger one that you had to inflate parts of that was for use with a board on the sea. We got it going on the meadow and it took 2 of us to keep it on the groubd.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 12:42, archived)
One was good fun with a off road skateboard thing. There was a bigger one that you had to inflate parts of that was for use with a board on the sea. We got it going on the meadow and it took 2 of us to keep it on the groubd.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 12:42, archived)
I'd prefer stunt kikes.
You know, Jerry Sadowitz getting blown up, Elliot Gould jumping off a building etc.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 13:01, archived)
You know, Jerry Sadowitz getting blown up, Elliot Gould jumping off a building etc.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 13:01, archived)
Not long enough, can't wait until Jezza brings in 3 day working weeks
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 11:48, archived)
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maybe one of those biscuits from the tin celebrating wills and kate getting married
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 11:55, archived)
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Just seen that they've turned big ben off, guess the terrorists have won :(
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 12:22, archived)
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If they turn it back on do you reckon it'll flash "12:00" for a bit.
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Dunno.
Just clocked that the cinema is doing a John Hughes season in sept. Will probably skip over the soppy ones but I'm well up for seeing Ferris and Weird Science on the big screen.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 12:29, archived)
Just clocked that the cinema is doing a John Hughes season in sept. Will probably skip over the soppy ones but I'm well up for seeing Ferris and Weird Science on the big screen.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 12:29, archived)
Hob nob
As their dry and crumbly texture would cause bits of biscuit to be inhaled, causing increased coughing and choking.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 12:34, archived)
As their dry and crumbly texture would cause bits of biscuit to be inhaled, causing increased coughing and choking.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 12:34, archived)
trying to think what the worst biscuit is
so that they die with the taste of those synthetic pink wafers on their tongue, I dunno
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 12:38, archived)
so that they die with the taste of those synthetic pink wafers on their tongue, I dunno
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 12:38, archived)
Bait and switch. Tell them you're giving them a biscuit and hand them an oatcake
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 12:46, archived)
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I can't be bothered to whinge about how annoying my weekend turned out.
But I did manage to get out for dinner last night which was a welcome end to a frustrating couple of dsys.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 12:44, archived)
But I did manage to get out for dinner last night which was a welcome end to a frustrating couple of dsys.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 12:44, archived)
incase anyones bored
watchcartoonsonline.eu/watch/rick-and-morty-season-3-episode-4-vindicators-3-the-return-of-worldender/
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watchcartoonsonline.eu/watch/rick-and-morty-season-3-episode-4-vindicators-3-the-return-of-worldender/
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 13:26, archived)
Ginger nut
They're rock hard and shatter into perfectly sized chokeable chunks
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 13:27, archived)
They're rock hard and shatter into perfectly sized chokeable chunks
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 13:27, archived)
yeah, day off innit yeah
forgot to turn off my fucking alarm clock yeah?
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 6:30, archived)
forgot to turn off my fucking alarm clock yeah?
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 6:30, archived)
Yeah, day off here too.
Thought it would be enough to let me out-morning you but you have out-manoeuvred me with your alarm clock shenanigans.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 6:34, archived)
Thought it would be enough to let me out-morning you but you have out-manoeuvred me with your alarm clock shenanigans.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 6:34, archived)
Morning
My boss wants me to write up some "handover notes" so that my work can be covered whilst I'm away. I'm pretty sure they nothing I do is so important that it couldn't just wait until I get back, so my motivation to complete this task is lower than low.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 8:35, archived)
My boss wants me to write up some "handover notes" so that my work can be covered whilst I'm away. I'm pretty sure they nothing I do is so important that it couldn't just wait until I get back, so my motivation to complete this task is lower than low.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 8:35, archived)
2-week mandatory break to see if your job is either rife with corruption
or utterly redundant.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 8:39, archived)
or utterly redundant.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 8:39, archived)
After 12 years good service Tesla's PA asked him for a raise.
He said, 'let me do your job for a fortnight and I'll see if you're worth it'. She came back and he told her that her position was completely pointless. Although he offered her a job elsewhere she never came back.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 8:42, archived)
He said, 'let me do your job for a fortnight and I'll see if you're worth it'. She came back and he told her that her position was completely pointless. Although he offered her a job elsewhere she never came back.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 8:42, archived)
They had someone to do that with an 18 month project here just days before they went on maternity leave.
As you can imagine, the notes were not what you'd call exhaustive.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 8:40, archived)
As you can imagine, the notes were not what you'd call exhaustive.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 8:40, archived)
If only babies were something you could are coming a few months earlier.
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I recommend skimming it, like a frisbee
throwing over-arm can be problematic
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 9:48, archived)
throwing over-arm can be problematic
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 9:48, archived)
won't all the poo fly off as it spins? i think you'd want to throw it like a clown's custard pie
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 10:26, archived)
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are you one of those guys that hand out mints in a nightclub toilet?
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once i've worked out how best to apply the poo to the toast i think this'll be a winner
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 9:55, archived)
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I had an email from American Express saying that my email address has been successfully changed
and I should just download this PDF to confirm the changes are correct. What excellent customer service. I've never even APPLIED for an american express card, and they've contacted me already! Great stuff.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 9:47, archived)
and I should just download this PDF to confirm the changes are correct. What excellent customer service. I've never even APPLIED for an american express card, and they've contacted me already! Great stuff.
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 9:47, archived)
are you using sexmess as a synonym for 'woman' here?
come on mat8, think of the ladyboarders
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 11:13, archived)
come on mat8, think of the ladyboarders
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 11:13, archived)
Just had an order from Doctor Dong, the day is off to a good start
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I forget talking about sports in here elicits the same reaction as showing a style magazine to an academic
( , Mon 14 Aug 2017, 10:44, archived)
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Where's Mano?
I watched that new Netflix show called Glow. It is about female wrestling, I thought it would be awful and have awful wrestling, but it was in fact really good and had impressively good wrestling sequences. I wanted to know if any of the people in it were proper wrestlers before the show.
( , Sun 13 Aug 2017, 8:57, archived)
I watched that new Netflix show called Glow. It is about female wrestling, I thought it would be awful and have awful wrestling, but it was in fact really good and had impressively good wrestling sequences. I wanted to know if any of the people in it were proper wrestlers before the show.
( , Sun 13 Aug 2017, 8:57, archived)
Loads of people I know are saying the same about that show
Even people not into wrestling like it. Might have to give it a watch now
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Even people not into wrestling like it. Might have to give it a watch now
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apparently they did proper training with chavo guerrero jr
but that's all i know. haven't watched the show yet
( , Sun 13 Aug 2017, 9:42, archived)
but that's all i know. haven't watched the show yet
( , Sun 13 Aug 2017, 9:42, archived)
The two blokes that play the Lumber Jackson's have got to be pro right?
( , Sun 13 Aug 2017, 10:21, archived)
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Got some mediocre records from the car boot.
i.imgur.com/f4i5LBI.jpg
I didn't realize one of them was ELP, the sleeve intrigued me and it was a quid.
The Otis and Carla one is scuffed to fuck but can't complain as it is about the same price on discogs without postage.
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i.imgur.com/f4i5LBI.jpg
I didn't realize one of them was ELP, the sleeve intrigued me and it was a quid.
The Otis and Carla one is scuffed to fuck but can't complain as it is about the same price on discogs without postage.
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ELP irk me
Apparently I like prog rock based on quite a few dozen albums I own, but I just can't get into that 70s keyboard bollocks.
( , Sun 13 Aug 2017, 12:47, archived)
Apparently I like prog rock based on quite a few dozen albums I own, but I just can't get into that 70s keyboard bollocks.
( , Sun 13 Aug 2017, 12:47, archived)
The Mica Paris one is an alright bit of Brand New Heavies esque neo-soul.
And I could deffo squeeze out a wank to the inner sleeve if there was an EMP that wiped out every electronic device or something.
I thought most prog rock involved 70's keyboards.
( , Sun 13 Aug 2017, 12:49, archived)
And I could deffo squeeze out a wank to the inner sleeve if there was an EMP that wiped out every electronic device or something.
I thought most prog rock involved 70's keyboards.
( , Sun 13 Aug 2017, 12:49, archived)
Urgh.
Proper smashed it last night. A very good mate has just been dumped by his girlfriend of seventeen years and his brother rang me up to say "Yeah, what are you doing? Come round and have a beer." Turned out they'd drunk all the beer by the time I got there so it became a bottle of wine, a bottle and a half of whisky and several industrial-strength spliffs between the three of us. By the end of the evening his brother was insisting that I watch the Warhammer film and kept trying to put this broken pair of battery-powered 3D glasses on me that didn't even work.
( , Sun 13 Aug 2017, 13:03, archived)
Proper smashed it last night. A very good mate has just been dumped by his girlfriend of seventeen years and his brother rang me up to say "Yeah, what are you doing? Come round and have a beer." Turned out they'd drunk all the beer by the time I got there so it became a bottle of wine, a bottle and a half of whisky and several industrial-strength spliffs between the three of us. By the end of the evening his brother was insisting that I watch the Warhammer film and kept trying to put this broken pair of battery-powered 3D glasses on me that didn't even work.
( , Sun 13 Aug 2017, 13:03, archived)
My slightly cracked mobile screen went pop in the night and turned into a horrid black mess.
I'd replace it but am away to Edinburgh fringe on Thursday and can't rely on ebay to get it in time so Moto G5 on prime it is.
( , Sun 13 Aug 2017, 13:16, archived)
I'd replace it but am away to Edinburgh fringe on Thursday and can't rely on ebay to get it in time so Moto G5 on prime it is.
( , Sun 13 Aug 2017, 13:16, archived)
morning.
today i found a pound coin and thought "ah good, now i can afford toothpaste"
( , Sun 13 Aug 2017, 14:48, archived)
today i found a pound coin and thought "ah good, now i can afford toothpaste"
( , Sun 13 Aug 2017, 14:48, archived)
afternoon
just had a late lunch. i don't think a ham and crisp sandwich was a good idea.
what have you done lately that wasn't a good idea?
( , Sat 12 Aug 2017, 14:55, archived)
just had a late lunch. i don't think a ham and crisp sandwich was a good idea.
what have you done lately that wasn't a good idea?
( , Sat 12 Aug 2017, 14:55, archived)
I had an afternoon beer and it was 7% and now I can't be bothered to do anything else at all
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yer, but this is the first time I can have a chill weekend in a long time
no household chores, no nagging wife, no unexpected visits. Just me, my cock, some booze and Skyrim. Turns out I'm Dragonborn.
( , Sat 12 Aug 2017, 16:38, archived)
no household chores, no nagging wife, no unexpected visits. Just me, my cock, some booze and Skyrim. Turns out I'm Dragonborn.
( , Sat 12 Aug 2017, 16:38, archived)
I've got to go and do a food shop. I don't want to, but I can't afford to procrastinate this weekend either.
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I never trust that. I usually buy individual onions, chilli's stuff and they're bound to fuck it up.
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I can never do anything in the afternoons
For just that reason
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For just that reason
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Morning
Stiff as a board today. All the bruising is starting to come out on my arms and legs.
( , Sat 12 Aug 2017, 9:17, archived)
Stiff as a board today. All the bruising is starting to come out on my arms and legs.
( , Sat 12 Aug 2017, 9:17, archived)
cracked my head good and proper
there's a bloody big lump on my leg too and the bruising on my shoulder means my bra is more annoying than usual today
( , Sat 12 Aug 2017, 14:38, archived)
there's a bloody big lump on my leg too and the bruising on my shoulder means my bra is more annoying than usual today
( , Sat 12 Aug 2017, 14:38, archived)
Blimey
I seem to steer clear of drunken physical mishaps, no idea how
( , Sat 12 Aug 2017, 16:09, archived)
I seem to steer clear of drunken physical mishaps, no idea how
( , Sat 12 Aug 2017, 16:09, archived)
Morning.
A satisfying Saturday of wanking to all, and a speedy recovery to Richard McBeef off the internet's brother.
( , Sat 12 Aug 2017, 9:33, archived)
A satisfying Saturday of wanking to all, and a speedy recovery to Richard McBeef off the internet's brother.
( , Sat 12 Aug 2017, 9:33, archived)
I'm home alone
I feel like a 13 year old on the first day of school hols
( , Sat 12 Aug 2017, 9:47, archived)
I feel like a 13 year old on the first day of school hols
( , Sat 12 Aug 2017, 9:47, archived)
but you started looking for your tiney penus on Friday night, so it doesn't count
( , Sat 12 Aug 2017, 10:41, archived)
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I've been spraying my daughter's hair red whilst we listen to the likes of The Prodigy and Altern-8.
The nineties were wasted on me.
( , Sat 12 Aug 2017, 10:12, archived)
The nineties were wasted on me.
( , Sat 12 Aug 2017, 10:12, archived)
I wonder whether my kid will tread my path of gothiness
or if her teenage rebellion will come in the form of liking hip-hop
( , Sat 12 Aug 2017, 10:42, archived)
or if her teenage rebellion will come in the form of liking hip-hop
( , Sat 12 Aug 2017, 10:42, archived)
Just watched the "Charley says" safety videos.
My boys are definitely on the "that cat's fucking weird" side of the fence.
( , Sat 12 Aug 2017, 12:56, archived)
My boys are definitely on the "that cat's fucking weird" side of the fence.
( , Sat 12 Aug 2017, 12:56, archived)
I've just been violently sick after swallowing some petrol.
My siphoning skills have obviously not been kept up to date
( , Sat 12 Aug 2017, 10:16, archived)
My siphoning skills have obviously not been kept up to date
( , Sat 12 Aug 2017, 10:16, archived)
I miss the taste of four star
This bioethanol shit is too greasy
( , Sat 12 Aug 2017, 10:42, archived)
This bioethanol shit is too greasy
( , Sat 12 Aug 2017, 10:42, archived)
That must be a sign...
... A sign that you should stop stealing fuel and buy your own, you pikey.
( , Sat 12 Aug 2017, 11:00, archived)
... A sign that you should stop stealing fuel and buy your own, you pikey.
( , Sat 12 Aug 2017, 11:00, archived)
ntt
"A German specialist in toilet design, Prof Mete Demiriz, told the website jetzt.de that unisex urinals could save water, because a survey suggested that women often flush a public toilet three times during one visit."
Er, what?
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 21:37, archived)
"A German specialist in toilet design, Prof Mete Demiriz, told the website jetzt.de that unisex urinals could save water, because a survey suggested that women often flush a public toilet three times during one visit."
Er, what?
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 21:37, archived)
sometimes i have to flush the toilet several times,
but not usually for a wee
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 21:47, archived)
but not usually for a wee
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 21:47, archived)
Yeah, bit weird that
"My morning piss was so solid that it just wouldn't go round the bend"
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 22:08, archived)
"My morning piss was so solid that it just wouldn't go round the bend"
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 22:08, archived)
tell me about it :/
my head is killing. thought i'd fallen off the bog pissed and hit it on the sink getting back up,but my mate just called and told me i fell down the stairs.
fucking gin.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:10, archived)
my head is killing. thought i'd fallen off the bog pissed and hit it on the sink getting back up,but my mate just called and told me i fell down the stairs.
fucking gin.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:10, archived)
our business just lost a major client,
and now we're all looking for work. I had a job interview on Wednesday and i've been crying ever since.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:12, archived)
and now we're all looking for work. I had a job interview on Wednesday and i've been crying ever since.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:12, archived)
well we've got one client left who is promising us money,
but we were expecting this to be sorted out back in March and it just keeps getting pushed back and back and if nothing happens by 3 months that's it, they're out of business too, and everyone's out of business and we're all fucked.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:28, archived)
but we were expecting this to be sorted out back in March and it just keeps getting pushed back and back and if nothing happens by 3 months that's it, they're out of business too, and everyone's out of business and we're all fucked.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:28, archived)
we've had to make 4 of our friends redundant,
and we've been living out of my savings for the last 3 months and we don't know yet if we can get out of the contract on the office
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:40, archived)
and we've been living out of my savings for the last 3 months and we don't know yet if we can get out of the contract on the office
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:40, archived)
i started crying while chopping an onion the other day,
and then started laughing because of the idea of that, funny old world
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:26, archived)
and then started laughing because of the idea of that, funny old world
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:26, archived)
That's a shame MGT.
I had a technical phone interview Monday that I fucked right up.
Good luck.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:25, archived)
I had a technical phone interview Monday that I fucked right up.
Good luck.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:25, archived)
I know I fucked mine up.
I did a bit of prep beforehand but totally wasn't expecting them to expect me to give 'textbook' style answers. Like describing what underlying hash function a map uses.
To be honest, it was at a big bank I wasn't interested in working in (not just saying that) but decided it was worth a punt for the practise.
Hope you do ok anyway.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:31, archived)
I did a bit of prep beforehand but totally wasn't expecting them to expect me to give 'textbook' style answers. Like describing what underlying hash function a map uses.
To be honest, it was at a big bank I wasn't interested in working in (not just saying that) but decided it was worth a punt for the practise.
Hope you do ok anyway.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:31, archived)
i had to admit to not knowing very much about a lot of things,
i just don't know how much they were expecting, because it's pretty specialist stuff that surely not many people know unless they've got the job already, i dunno..
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:34, archived)
i just don't know how much they were expecting, because it's pretty specialist stuff that surely not many people know unless they've got the job already, i dunno..
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:34, archived)
I think I'm going to work on the principle I don't want to work anywhere that has a rigorous laid-out-by-hr recruitment process.
As that's probably a big corporate shop I don't want to be in.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:35, archived)
As that's probably a big corporate shop I don't want to be in.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:35, archived)
i kind of can't really afford to be that fussy at the moment,
but, i dunno.. i draw the line at military stuff
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:38, archived)
but, i dunno.. i draw the line at military stuff
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:38, archived)
most of the C++ work seems to be embedded atm,
which i wouldn't mind doing but i've got no experience in it
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:51, archived)
which i wouldn't mind doing but i've got no experience in it
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:51, archived)
Hmm, NCR in Edinburgh and Dundee are doing that I think.
Have you considered doing something other than C++? If you can do that lots of places would probably take you on with a C background because everything else is easy to switch to by comparison.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:54, archived)
Have you considered doing something other than C++? If you can do that lots of places would probably take you on with a C background because everything else is easy to switch to by comparison.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:54, archived)
If you can do c++ you can do java.
It's up to you of course, but I don't think employers may care as much as you think.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:57, archived)
It's up to you of course, but I don't think employers may care as much as you think.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:57, archived)
well i'd "consider" it,
but i've spent the last 3 years doing mostly C++ so it seemed a sensible thing to look for, i mean i have done other things including Java although tbh i fucking hate it
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:58, archived)
but i've spent the last 3 years doing mostly C++ so it seemed a sensible thing to look for, i mean i have done other things including Java although tbh i fucking hate it
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:58, archived)
I'd quite like an opportunity to give python a go I reckon.
I don't mind Java as a language but it's all enterprisey stuff that uses it.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 16:00, archived)
I don't mind Java as a language but it's all enterprisey stuff that uses it.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 16:00, archived)
i dunno i bought a Blu-ray player lately,
that says "powered by Java" on the back, make of that what you will.
Why Python? I've done a bit of it, the semantic whitespace takes a bit of getting used to. Other than that it's the same Dynamic Typing Hell you get in most scripting languages which makes them woefully unsuitable for server-side stuff. Or, let's be honest, Any Stuff.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 16:11, archived)
that says "powered by Java" on the back, make of that what you will.
Why Python? I've done a bit of it, the semantic whitespace takes a bit of getting used to. Other than that it's the same Dynamic Typing Hell you get in most scripting languages which makes them woefully unsuitable for server-side stuff. Or, let's be honest, Any Stuff.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 16:11, archived)
My take of that would be it's an easy transportable language to write middleware in.
I'm not sold on dynamic typing but it seems quite quick and easy to do stuff with.
Found an excuse to mock something up in work and it was easy to write (it seemed harder to read back what i'd written oddly).
I've seen some web stuff in it and I don't think it's that bad.
Not like Node.js fuck that.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 16:20, archived)
I'm not sold on dynamic typing but it seems quite quick and easy to do stuff with.
Found an excuse to mock something up in work and it was easy to write (it seemed harder to read back what i'd written oddly).
I've seen some web stuff in it and I don't think it's that bad.
Not like Node.js fuck that.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 16:20, archived)
It sounds like it's a way to let your front-end developers play about in the proper backend.
Why on earth would you want to let them do that?
That said I'm trying to fix a cursor leak on a screen at the moment and the js console has been a godsend.
Two lines of js allows me to fill the form instantly, compared to about 20 minutes by hand or 5 mintues using ahk to send '123{tab}'.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 16:24, archived)
Why on earth would you want to let them do that?
That said I'm trying to fix a cursor leak on a screen at the moment and the js console has been a godsend.
Two lines of js allows me to fill the form instantly, compared to about 20 minutes by hand or 5 mintues using ahk to send '123{tab}'.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 16:24, archived)
Look I gave you an excellent link and a business opportunity, I can't do all the work
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the link was much appreciated,
thank you. they are basically just miniature toilet roll holders though, aren't they.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 17:07, archived)
thank you. they are basically just miniature toilet roll holders though, aren't they.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 17:07, archived)
Spring bars must have been invented before but just not for watches
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 17:33, archived)
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yeah the article says as much,
trying to find the earliest use on a toilet roll holder though, i can find plenty of pictures of Art Deco style ones but no definite dates on anything.
(also some of them turn out to be modern reproductions where the spring-loaded spindle is a modern addition to the design)
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 17:52, archived)
trying to find the earliest use on a toilet roll holder though, i can find plenty of pictures of Art Deco style ones but no definite dates on anything.
(also some of them turn out to be modern reproductions where the spring-loaded spindle is a modern addition to the design)
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 17:52, archived)
I must admit I read it a while ago , I thought you'd enjoy the silliness
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( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 18:06, archived)
cheer up charlie
www.hodinkee.com/articles/the-surprisingly-not-totally-boring-story-of-who-invented-the-spring-bar
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:11, archived)
www.hodinkee.com/articles/the-surprisingly-not-totally-boring-story-of-who-invented-the-spring-bar
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 15:11, archived)
Mr Majeika, eh? What were that all about, eh?
Hahaha. What something ELSE all about?
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 12:55, archived)
Hahaha. What something ELSE all about?
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 12:55, archived)
Why is 4 bottles of Peroni only 5 quid at the Tesco in town, but 6 quid in the Tesco up on Elms Parade?
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:13, archived)
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Tell them that it's caused you phsycological damage and distress
You might get loads of compo for the inconvenience, pain and suffering
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:29, archived)
You might get loads of compo for the inconvenience, pain and suffering
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:29, archived)
Because they're different "types" of Tesco
Such as Express, Superstore and Extra and price products differently?
/fags are £10.50ish at the Express in town, but £9.99 at the Extra near home.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:19, archived)
Such as Express, Superstore and Extra and price products differently?
/fags are £10.50ish at the Express in town, but £9.99 at the Extra near home.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:19, archived)
What's bullshit, that different Tesco brands have different prices?
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I didn't just say it...
... I said it on the internet, so it MUST be true.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:34, archived)
... I said it on the internet, so it MUST be true.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:34, archived)
Have you ever had a really good look at your bumhole?
Like, got a mirror or taken a photo? It's probably one external body part you wouldn't recognise a photo of.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:16, archived)
Like, got a mirror or taken a photo? It's probably one external body part you wouldn't recognise a photo of.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:16, archived)
Unlike your nan's bumhole, which has its own dedicated page on Google Image Search,
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:21, archived)
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:21, archived)
I self administer regular colonoscopies.
Better the devil you know, and all that.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:23, archived)
Better the devil you know, and all that.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:23, archived)
Are personalised number plates for retarded people who can't remember a letter/number combo?
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:32, archived)
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:32, archived)
you can save yourself some cash and simply roll down your window and shout 'I'm a bellend' out of it.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:34, archived)
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*waits for someone to make a joke about changing their name by deed poll to match their reg no.*
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:38, archived)
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In serious, it does amuse me slightly that in every state in the US some wag seems to have registered 'BORT'.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:42, archived)
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I think it was once a way to show you could waste money on such frivolity,
But it's become crass to show off now that we're all a bit poor.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:17, archived)
But it's become crass to show off now that we're all a bit poor.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:17, archived)
There used to be a bell-end in portsmouth who drove some big white thing
with the reg number 'XORCI5T'
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:23, archived)
with the reg number 'XORCI5T'
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:23, archived)
I reckon that the US-NK war will last about 20 minutes, once it finally gets going.
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I'm slightly confused as to why the Chinese aren't telling Kim-Jong to wind his neck in.
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Because even if they side with Kim the US won't bomb the shit out of them
not unless they want to suddenly make everything in house and see prices quadruple
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:59, archived)
not unless they want to suddenly make everything in house and see prices quadruple
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:59, archived)
Still, you know the famous Bush ultimatum, you're either with us or you're with the tersts
Trump has promised all these new jobs and who needs shades of grey in politics eh
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:11, archived)
Trump has promised all these new jobs and who needs shades of grey in politics eh
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:11, archived)
the Chinese have already taken the sensible precaution
of building a load of decoy cities.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:56, archived)
of building a load of decoy cities.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:56, archived)
Plus Kim can throw missiles at China far easier than it can at the US
some of them might even make it all the way rather than falling into the sea
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:08, archived)
some of them might even make it all the way rather than falling into the sea
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:08, archived)
I thought NK was entirely dependent upon the goodwill of China for its continued existence?
I dunno, I haven't really been paying attention.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:19, archived)
I dunno, I haven't really been paying attention.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 14:19, archived)
SK don't want it to kick off as Seoul is only 30ish miles from the border
I read they reckon around 10,000 Americans live there along with the 10mil other people.
Essentially if it does happen, Seoul is either going to be attacked or wiped out.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:57, archived)
I read they reckon around 10,000 Americans live there along with the 10mil other people.
Essentially if it does happen, Seoul is either going to be attacked or wiped out.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 13:57, archived)
the thick kid at my school who dropped out of his GCSEs
moved to Oz to become a copper. So fuck knows how low their demands are for skilled jobs.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 10:23, archived)
moved to Oz to become a copper. So fuck knows how low their demands are for skilled jobs.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 10:23, archived)
In the words of Mr T, I ain't getting on no plane
for 24 hours with a vomiting wife and a screaming toddler
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:59, archived)
for 24 hours with a vomiting wife and a screaming toddler
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:59, archived)
Hello.
That transalp turned out to be an absolute heap of shit.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 7:50, archived)
That transalp turned out to be an absolute heap of shit.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 7:50, archived)
Forks leaking, preload not working front or rear, rear sprocket was toast and the clutch was dragging.
I asked the bloke to knock some money off to pay for the repairs and he was adamant there was nothing wrong with it.
I had a look at a triumph tiger as well, really comfy, but I just can't bring myself to buy a British bike.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 7:59, archived)
I asked the bloke to knock some money off to pay for the repairs and he was adamant there was nothing wrong with it.
I had a look at a triumph tiger as well, really comfy, but I just can't bring myself to buy a British bike.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 7:59, archived)
Bloke I worked with had a Tiger, would NOT shut up about how amazing it was
even bought a custom exhaust to make it sound more vicious. He regularly did cross-country trips on it and basically had orgasms telling me about it afterwards.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:02, archived)
even bought a custom exhaust to make it sound more vicious. He regularly did cross-country trips on it and basically had orgasms telling me about it afterwards.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:02, archived)
That's why I don't want one.
Triumph owners are dick heads. In fact, yesterday's moon landing man rides a triumph. A new t100. Heap of shit and he won't shut up about it.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:05, archived)
Triumph owners are dick heads. In fact, yesterday's moon landing man rides a triumph. A new t100. Heap of shit and he won't shut up about it.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:05, archived)
Seems to me all you motorbike lot are dickheads who won't shut up about them, still I'm sure somebody has bought a record they will bore us with soon
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Oh, that's rich coming from "live at the lake" please read my blog Mongy.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:19, archived)
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:19, archived)
I haven't documented a fishing trip in years since your great mates from oft topics turned up here and said it was boring , those great lads, I got a gaz telling me how great they are
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:30, archived)
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:30, archived)
it's old hat anyway
you should be streaming it on twitch and earning some coin in the process
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:32, archived)
you should be streaming it on twitch and earning some coin in the process
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:32, archived)
Ehhh, I like it.
The country's probably getting to my brain a bit though; when I went through the UK a fortnight ago, about 75% of the women looked like fat chav heifers, and I'm sure that never used to be the case.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:19, archived)
The country's probably getting to my brain a bit though; when I went through the UK a fortnight ago, about 75% of the women looked like fat chav heifers, and I'm sure that never used to be the case.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:19, archived)
I feel the same m8
I know there are fat girls in Poland, but the sheer quantity of munters available in the UK, and their average size, is absolutely staggering.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:23, archived)
I know there are fat girls in Poland, but the sheer quantity of munters available in the UK, and their average size, is absolutely staggering.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:23, archived)
When I was a kid, stick-thin "heroin chic" was fashionable, and fat people got bullied.
Now we have an obesity crisis. We can't win.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:28, archived)
Now we have an obesity crisis. We can't win.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:28, archived)
There's a middle ground between starving yourself half to death and stuffing a packet of crisps into your gob every half an hour.
There are plenty of attractive plus-size women out there, but they make the effort to dress properly and take care of their skin and hair. Most of the girls I saw in the UK looked like they'd been sleeping in a bus shelter wearing the same tracksuit for the past week.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:34, archived)
There are plenty of attractive plus-size women out there, but they make the effort to dress properly and take care of their skin and hair. Most of the girls I saw in the UK looked like they'd been sleeping in a bus shelter wearing the same tracksuit for the past week.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:34, archived)
I genuinely dislike the phrase "plus size".
I also dislike the expectation that women should groom themselves for male approval at all times. What business is it of yours if someone wants to "take care of their skin"? Beyond washing, what does that even mean?
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:51, archived)
I also dislike the expectation that women should groom themselves for male approval at all times. What business is it of yours if someone wants to "take care of their skin"? Beyond washing, what does that even mean?
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:51, archived)
women rarely, if ever, groom themselves for male approval
They do it for female approval, despite knowing they'll never ever get it because women are judgemental bitches.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:55, archived)
They do it for female approval, despite knowing they'll never ever get it because women are judgemental bitches.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:55, archived)
Yeah, the problem is that most people don't even bother washing now
going down the shops still in their pyjamas ffs
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:56, archived)
going down the shops still in their pyjamas ffs
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:56, archived)
Alright, perhaps not "most" people
just everyone that shops in Morrisons on a saturday morning
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:00, archived)
just everyone that shops in Morrisons on a saturday morning
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:00, archived)
I identify as dressed but was born naked, might need some outfit reassignment surgery
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:04, archived)
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:04, archived)
It's nothing to do with male approval and everything to do with self-respect.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:58, archived)
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:58, archived)
Alright, Patrick Bateman.
I'll draw the line at people popping down the shops dressed in onesie and slippers, but not having a skin care regime is not symptomatic of a lack of self respect (quite the opposite, probably).
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:08, archived)
I'll draw the line at people popping down the shops dressed in onesie and slippers, but not having a skin care regime is not symptomatic of a lack of self respect (quite the opposite, probably).
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:08, archived)
at least its taught me who to execute
if I ever get a time machine
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:30, archived)
if I ever get a time machine
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:30, archived)
Lol, all of McBeef's favourite things are happening when he's on holiday.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:37, archived)
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:37, archived)
It's the anniversary of the founding of the National Squart Foundation.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:53, archived)
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:53, archived)
and yet its pronounced hart-fud-sheer
It's almost as if you named it.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:31, archived)
It's almost as if you named it.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:31, archived)
It's Always Sunny in Hertfordshire
The Gang Get Raped in Hitchin
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:59, archived)
The Gang Get Raped in Hitchin
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 8:59, archived)
I tried watching Nathan Barley, last night.
My brother lent me the DVD, saying that it's actually really funny. It wasn't.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:02, archived)
My brother lent me the DVD, saying that it's actually really funny. It wasn't.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:02, archived)
Wasn't the point that he was not so different to those he despises?
Whatever, the entire thing was horrific (and not in a fun way).
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:13, archived)
Whatever, the entire thing was horrific (and not in a fun way).
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:13, archived)
i thought it was a load of fucking shit, and anyone who likes it now can fucking eat shit and die
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:11, archived)
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:11, archived)
I take some measure of joy from knowing that it's popular with the people it's intended to satirise.
But that reminds me that those people exist, and my joy is snatched away.
Could probably work this into a sitcom and sell it to what remains of BBC3.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:21, archived)
But that reminds me that those people exist, and my joy is snatched away.
Could probably work this into a sitcom and sell it to what remains of BBC3.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:21, archived)
They've already gone that route, IIRC correctly.
There was some vapid reality TV show that apparently did pretty well, so they filmed an entire series of people at home just watching said reality TV show and commenting on it, and sold it as a separate series.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:28, archived)
There was some vapid reality TV show that apparently did pretty well, so they filmed an entire series of people at home just watching said reality TV show and commenting on it, and sold it as a separate series.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:28, archived)
That's not out till Monday over here.
Deffo aiming to catch it though.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:13, archived)
Deffo aiming to catch it though.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:13, archived)
It is a lady John Wick
Don't take the plot too seriously and you'll have a good time.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:17, archived)
Don't take the plot too seriously and you'll have a good time.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:17, archived)
John Wick 2 was dull though
didn't give a shit who lived or died, a gold coin buys a single drink, load of bollocks and just a setup for no 3.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:23, archived)
didn't give a shit who lived or died, a gold coin buys a single drink, load of bollocks and just a setup for no 3.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:23, archived)
Looks like I was right to give that one a miss, then.
All the reviews I read of it said it was pretty uninspired.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:32, archived)
All the reviews I read of it said it was pretty uninspired.
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 9:32, archived)
You should go so you can update this view and then keep a mental timestamp
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 10:19, archived)
( , Fri 11 Aug 2017, 10:19, archived)
My mate has just turned up with his missus and a friend , friends got good tits, might stay
( , Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:28, archived)
( , Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:28, archived)
Hey, yeah, do whatever you want. I'm gonna go get a bottle of wine I reckon.
And a chippy tea.
( , Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:30, archived)
And a chippy tea.
( , Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:30, archived)
Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything.
( , Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:15, archived)
( , Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:15, archived)
You should sign up to a BDSM dating site using your b3ta username and then have a breakdown.
( , Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:28, archived)
( , Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:28, archived)
I wonder if chomp is still around on alt-right breeding ground VOAT.
That, unsurprisingly, didn't turn out to be the future of social media after all.
( , Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:32, archived)
That, unsurprisingly, didn't turn out to be the future of social media after all.
( , Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:32, archived)
Dunno.
I feel I should probably state for the public record that mental illness is a terrible, debilitating thing and I wouldn't wish it on anyone.
( , Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:39, archived)
I feel I should probably state for the public record that mental illness is a terrible, debilitating thing and I wouldn't wish it on anyone.
( , Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:39, archived)
He probably drops in and searches his name,
Hi psychochomp you big wally
( , Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:41, archived)
Hi psychochomp you big wally
( , Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:41, archived)
I'll never understand why people post on a forum where they are disliked by the majority and nobody wants to talk to them, that's special
( , Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:33, archived)
( , Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:33, archived)
There's the secret mod , mano only became a mod because of his clique, they have long gone, but I will say he does a good job
( , Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:52, archived)
( , Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:52, archived)
No, they banned you, and you came back and started another account , don't think you can blame the moderators
( , Thu 10 Aug 2017, 20:16, archived)
( , Thu 10 Aug 2017, 20:16, archived)
There's a room at college named after Spooner.
It's called the Rooner Spoom. Very funny stuff.
( , Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:33, archived)
It's called the Rooner Spoom. Very funny stuff.
( , Thu 10 Aug 2017, 19:33, archived)
scone obvs
scone's for nonces and sheep rapists, are you either of those?
( , Thu 10 Aug 2017, 20:51, archived)
scone's for nonces and sheep rapists, are you either of those?
( , Thu 10 Aug 2017, 20:51, archived)
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