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# Hahahahahah
Genius!

fucking Mac users! With thier poncy i-this and i-that. Don;t know they're born the lot of nancy meedja namby pamby shirt lifters!

EDIT: I have been drinking in the afternnon again.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:16, archived)
# surely you mean
'watermelloning mac users'!
(oneofthemany, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)
# this filter is utter-shite
kunt f'uck!

see?
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)
# Is that
Klingon?
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:26, archived)
# Yes
I think it means "The daffodills need watering you twuntmidget"
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)
# yeah, it is
fucking useless!
(oneofthemany, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:26, archived)
# It's perfectly fucking fine
Don't be such a cunting cockbadgery twatula :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:26, archived)
# nicely
cunting said!
(oneofthemany, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:28, archived)
# What filter?
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)
# that's a bit
fucking harsh!
(oneofthemany, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)
# I didn't mean it
I was making a point see, I said cunt, not cranberry
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)
# Yup
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)
# oh, ok. I'll let you off
if you promise to be a little more fluffy in future
(oneofthemany, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)
# *fails to care*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:39, archived)
# You Cad!
Kindly moderate your language, there are ladies present*







* although what they are doing out of the parlor is beyond me
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)
# fancy a spot of burlesque?
you know you want to...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)
# you going
to the whoopee club?
(doktored, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:26, archived)
# Ladies and machines/technology?
Are you quite mad sir?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Those are no ladies
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)
# Women!
Know your limits!
(spungo, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)
# no more than 3 men at any one time?
thall shalt not covet they neighbours chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:25, archived)
# *does some mental calculations*
I can conceive of a possition where one woman way service at least 5 gentlemen. Possibly more if they're willing to "double up".
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)
# i counted 6
but then i've always been flexible
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:31, archived)
# Of course!
How could I miss out the verritable feast that is the almighty "tit wank"
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)
# No ladies on b3ta
just old blokes pretending to be girls for attention
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)
# groom groom groom
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)
# I think I'll start
talking about my breasts for a while
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)
# ooh
what colour are *your* nipples, pink or brown?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:24, archived)
# green
obviously
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:28, archived)
# Mine were green
but the doctor gave me some pills that cleared it up
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)
# please
please do
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:26, archived)
# maybe
I'll just look at them
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)
# you tease!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)
# heheheh
I've been looking at mine and I didn't even tell you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:30, archived)
# you are both evil...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)
# No, we're not,
you're just jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:36, archived)
# *keeps looking*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:32, archived)
# Shouldn't it be?
A capital I rather than an i - surely that's just bad grammer in the name of style?
(Dio Bach, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)
# I've got nothing against Mac users
only snobbish Mac users. They're in the same pit as raving Linux zealots and people who yammer on about how great Windows is without ever having used anything else. And people who put "Best viewed in IE" on their websites.
(Astatine, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)
# i agree
this message is best viewed on IE
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)
# And..
...those bastard linux programmers with their beards and braces. cranberry
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)
# I concur
I myself am a Mac user, but I am no zealot. It's just the platform I prefer.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)
# oi, you, sick boy!
I have been reading your profile

a) how can people tell you what they think with no contact details

and

b) will you marry me?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
A:
a) The 'what do you think' was part of a thread you can contact me on paul dot preacher at btopenworld dot com (yes ironically that is my name)

b) Already married but I am open to offers of no-strings-attached sex.

;0)
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:25, archived)
# I'll leave the manquins at home then.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:26, archived)
# oh boo
will you shower me with the fruits of your ill-gotten gains?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:26, archived)
# It could be arranged!
How much fruit do you want?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)
# ooh, couple of melons?
perhaps some cherries?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:31, archived)
# Marvellous!
email me a naked picture and I'll see what I can do!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)
# you wouldn't believe me
if I told you I actually *am* a nude model would you?!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:39, archived)
# I am prepared to believe you for the
purposes of this thread!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:41, archived)
# indeed
I have proof
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:43, archived)
# NSFW NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)