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I just upgraded the bass on my sound system

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)

Dave?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)

Nah, Dave only does CARPics

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)

I think he has a Ford Carpri

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)

he's so pikey

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)

*pun overload*

*brain seeps out of nose*

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)

don't die - I will find yooo

*dives off waterfall*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)

*spangs mightily*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)

*attempts to catch the pretty birdies around head*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)

I hear you call me, my cap-i-tan!

my cap-i-tan! hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)

Fine fine fine

Really hard to convey an Eccles accent on here...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)

as you proved . . .

C]:0D I got it! I was there!
whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat!?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)

Oof!

That's not you playing well-hard gangsta down the road, is it?

If it is, TURN IT BLOODY DOWN

Edit: wow, it worked!

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DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)

I don't care about things like that

I'm reviving the driving of ferrari estate cars with drum kits in the boot.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)

An honourable pursuit

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DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)

although

seems as it's just the two of us, we might just have to make it a race!

Quickest drum solo over the finishing line.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)

*Moellers it HARD*

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DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)

that is a whole lot of bass

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)

Are you totally addicted to bass?

A-whoa-a-wo-oh?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)

Bloody NHS, just gets worse...

(Luther, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)

I've always wondered who goes through 7 years of medical school so they can then blow themselves up

Its not like Brain surgery is a 3 day course

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)

Have you ALWAYS wondered this, or just the past few days?

If it's the former that's very prescient of you....

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)

Yeah,

it's like he knew something was about to happen...

*calls anti-terror unit*

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DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)

*runs*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)

It's only 5 years up here in Glasgow

We don't need to learn as much as everyone's getting stabbed, banjo-ed or a heart attack anywway.

In fact it could be done in an afternoon I suppose.

(jagathewise, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)

Has this been FP'ed?

Marvellous

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)

I think I've been too mouthy recently to get one :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)

FUCK OFF

I'LL MAKE MY SCAN LINES HOWEVER I WANT!

;)

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)

Is that

Bill Cosby? middle panel

(Luther, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)

As if there wasn't enough partial nudity on b3ta at the moment

Coloured Chorizowagon's picture from yesterday

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)

She'll catch a death of cold in that outfit!!

Nicely done

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)

that

and a bladder infection

(radja, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)

Hyundai eyes!

Hyundeyes!

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DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)

I've got a gold one

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)

Eye or Hyundai?

*edit* And you know I'll be in that pub in spirit

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)

single malt?

I'll take plenty of pictures

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)

single malt?

arg - if only I could be there...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)

*sings along*

Parasitic yer syphilitic....

Hyundai EYES!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)

cor!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)

Triffic!

and a great sketch from CW! Woo!
lubbly!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)

Erk!

"Miss! Excuse me, miss! You left your shoes and knickers in the changing room."

I'm just joshing yer - excellent colours on brilliant inks

(lodestone wakes...shakes...hits the brakes, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)

Wowzers

This is all of teh hotness! *click* Props to CW =o]

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)

that is absolutely fantastic

down-syndrome anime is the way forward!

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mugatu, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)

Crap Quiz #39... Name the thing.....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)

Afro - Dizzy Yak!

I win.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)

erm

My Other Post is a Good One Bison

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)

Afrotrumpetbison

What do I win? :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)

ME!!!!

*crosses fingers*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)

A years supply of hummus!*

*one hummus per person per day terms and conditions apply.

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)

Afro Dizzy Yak

EDIT - Sonic Broom wins. :o(

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)

I thought I was being silly...

It was only once I'd re-read I realised I was actually right... O_O

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)

he changed that, it said Bison before

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)

Shhhhhhhh!

And how bloody quick are you?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)

Roller Blades?

little short?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)

Doesn't Mark Hamill look haggard

such sunken eyes, and those wrinkles...

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)

I don't think that crash helped his face really.

He looked a lot older after that happened.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)

Things like that'll age ya...

...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)

Haha

Maybe that's what I should have done.
I think Kris FK is applying his as we speak!

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)

can't wait

:D

I'd do it, but I won't

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)

ha ha ha

isn't he a little old to be a storm trooper?

also - doesn't he do voice acting on things like Spongebob Pants and Metalocalypse and things now?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)

wow you're just making stuff up all over the place!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)

hello no

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metalocalypse

also - metalocalypse is brutal!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)

I know

he did the voice acting for the bad guy in Laputa

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Weetobix, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)

He does: he did the Joker on Batman

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)

Aphrodisiac?

Does look more like a Buffalo or Bison than a Yak though

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)

Play that funky music, bison

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)

Disco Mute Cow?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)

superflybenttrumpethairycow?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)

Wigillespiebull!

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DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)

awallafishardbah!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)

egad

they are in glasgow again

*hides*

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FIEND, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)

yakkedy yakk don't talk back?

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)

Haha, he's got bumcheeks on his face!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)

hairtrumpetox?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)

I got one of them TomToms for my car...

I think I was better off with a map.

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DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)

hahaha

ace!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)

Tomtoms sounds better than maps

arf! :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)

*cue drum solo*

dum dum riffle riffle

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)

tish!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)

Hahahaha

Is that really unshopped?

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)

Fastened to the

rear view mirror with gaffer tape.

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DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)

ah -the roadies' friend

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)

Excellent

I look forward to your other instrument-related puns.

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)

Ha ha ha

I foolishly tried to install a cheap knock off and ended up with a Timpani on the passenger seat.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)

pfft

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)

Ook.

They can be a bugger to get out. Try baking soda.

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DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)

I tried that...

But the soda leaked through the baking tray, then just evaporated on the bottom of the oven.

It did leave a nice sugary residue though...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)

*stares at reply*

*realisation slowly dawns*

*laugh appears*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)

I'm in a lateral kind of mood today...

Unless anyone requires me to be, in which case I'm being a member of the surrealist avant-garde.

*tweaks moustache*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)

haha

*wants*

Be great in traffic jams

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)

Better reinforce that mirror!

Superb

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)

*paradiddles*

Excellent work!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)

my dad's got a ferrari estate with a drum kit in the back

\too much caffine free chai latte blog

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)

I'm sorry sir

can you repeat the question
*edit* GAH! They actually exist!

www.mitchell.derbycounty.co.uk/ferrari%20Estate%203.jpg

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)

Gah!

Where does that come from?

(The Ferrari quote, not the coffee)

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DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)

I spazzing for it

I'm sure it's from here. Google was no chuffing help at all, so I think I may be out of luck

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)

Is it

Supermoore, or one of the other old guard?

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DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)

the spazz has plenty

but no pics (bloody MSN groups)

... lots of lumpbucket, mnb098mnb, Kittin Berk and things

also this:
www.pistonheads.com/features/gfos2001/13.jpg

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)

and Baz and bdutchbird and Razor

and some dobber called new_matt

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)

Ah, Baz.

*sticks it up his arse*

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DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)

ha ha ha

yeah...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)

Hehehe

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DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)

Punt & Dennis I believe.

Milky milky!

(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)

Nicely

I'm just pleased that's not your passenger airbag.
"Your passenger is dead, sir..but on the plus side she played a great intro to the crash"

(lodestone wakes...shakes...hits the brakes, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)

hahaha

tell it to be quiet... bloody banging on..

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)

Where else do you go for social networking when you're 50 trillion years old?

(protocoldroid, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)

Didn't age well did he

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)

And I think his head actually got smaller

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)

^this

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)

Oh Jesus Paintmashes take ages....

Here's Boxface from yesterday in Paint:

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)

'ey up SB

quality work

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)

'ey oop Minkie

ta! That's teh result of a morning arguing with people that is. I should do it more often...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)

you ain't kidding! Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)

You know it's considered bad form to run off to the khazi from your own posts?:P

'ning mate

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)

'ello!

I'm stil here . . . fwapping under my desk . . .
Harrow!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)

I hear ya knockin' but you can't come in!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)

Lawks!

Now THAT is a Paintmash...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)

This is making me feel all sexeh

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)

That's pretty disturbing

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)

Hurrah!

It's everything I hoped for.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)

Agreed

just look at her skinny legs!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)

And arms, my mouse cable is thicker than that!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)

Well, it is Kate Moss

I don't think she's ever eaten.

_{Was Kate Moss, I should say. Before I fucked her with a chimp.}

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)

~~chimp~~ Pete Doherty

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)

i think i've been out with her

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new_matt, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)

Them's some shiny boobs

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)

Boob wax

All the ladies have it.

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)

*gets ideas for tonight's photos*

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)

Lovely stuff!

woo!

Christy! 45 mins soon goes on b3ta!!

/back to work blog

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)

~~45 mins~~ eight hour day

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)

i dont understand

what a lot of people who go on b3ta do when they work? what job do u have mr mstandot

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FIEND, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)

Can't say too much.

Let's just say I have more breaks (and longer)than I should! Internet use is logged too, so anyone checking my times would certainly have a good case against me!

/NHS are stoopid blog.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)

sorry

i wasnt trying to catch you out , i can delete this if you want...

*phones nhs*

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FIEND, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)

Super

is that yoU?

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)

It is indeed....

I think it's a vast improvement, though the real life box has now been turned into a lady with the addition of eyebrows...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)

Why have you got a box on your head?

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)

My workmate drew a face on it....

I thought it would be amusing to wear it...

I was bored too...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)

That is reason enough

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)

Good good

I might put it on again later and find out what it feels like to be a lady....

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)

Good.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)

nicely

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)

hahahaha

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)

I was tempted to draw on my own face

but I'd need to shave first and that would be above and beyond the all of duty.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

I'll give you fifty quid if you do it

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)

send me the money first and you're on

Paypal will do ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)

I'll do it for forty =D

EDIT: Shave my own face I mean, not Toasty's

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)

twenty five here!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)

What's £25 in Gilders these days?

or are you euro?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)

tsssk!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)

I really don't know!

Edit: Google says Euro.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)

Haven't used the guilder since 2002

but euros are ugly though...I really liked the guilder money

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)

*bows out*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)

I see 25, people! tweennnty fiiiiveee.

Any lower, any lower!?

Madam, from the back. ?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)

HEY!

it's a kilt!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)

Sorry "Sir".

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)

you could have offered to shave your eyebrows

and earned money without doing anything!

:)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)

Haha.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)

I'll do it for 30

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)

What, shave me or yourself?

If it's yourself I'll give you the £30, but I'll need photographic evidence.

=D

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)

~~hot~~ orn

Ya big rudie!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)

Haha.

I'm toying with the idea of deleting that post as it makes me sound such a perv =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)

The worst part is you have already quizzed me extensively on the same subject

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)

Haha, I have indeed.

I was thinking that too...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)

so he doesn't just sound like a perv, he is a perv?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

you have a lovely beard . . .
0_o

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)

make that sacrifice for the greater good, soldier.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)

Shave!

It'll grow back, innit?

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)

Drawing on your face?

Bindun...

www.b3ta.com/board/7370209

8 )

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)

that's not a stormtrooper

OR permanent marker ;p

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)

i like the ones in her profile

this sort of thing should be actively encouraged

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new_matt, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)

every single one made me laugh

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)

I bet I laughed harder

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)

What can I say

I aim to please:)

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)

FRONT PAGE THIS NOW

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)

Hahaha

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)

'Noon

Will you be attending tonight?

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Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)

'lo chief

Yea I'll be there.
What exactly are we discussing?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)

Excellent, just excellent

*clicks* :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

I worry about you

But I love this, so I stop worrying

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

haha

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

hahaha

the only thing that could make that better is if it's your child

(

new_matt, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)

I was thinking exactly that

How much fun would that be.

Hold still son, no really, you'll look fucking ace....

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)

i'm tempted to have a child just so i can do it

i won't tell the second bit to the wife

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new_matt, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)

Office lol!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)

Brilliant!

Sending your child to a fancy dress party like this can only win him friends and not cause lasting trauma at all.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)

Hahahaha

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)

Brilliant

I'm going to try this now at work.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)

we require photographic proof

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)

Haha, right hang on.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)

YES!

lets ALL do it!

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)

Nah, no chance.

There's some blokes being shown around.
I can't really see my boss saying to them
"Don't be alarmed by the big, bald bloke with Stormtrooper face paint, he's harmless".

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)

Premanent too!

woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)

hahaha superb!

(

nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)

scary as shit

but woo to you sire, definately have a click

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FIEND, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)

haha

brilliant

(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)

excellent

that's pure class. love it!

(protocoldroid, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)

Hahaha

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DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)

Aww!

Poor little bastard

(

Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)

This worked better in my head

And here's the original (650k)

/EDIT alright I linked it instead, I cannae get the bugger any smaller right now. will give it another try later...

/EDIT 2 - OK, back again, reoptimized to 177k. It looks a bit crapper, so there's still a link to the original. and no I'm not in either the Killers or Velvet Revolver. My name is, in fact, Earl...

(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)

Are you in Velvet Revolver?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)

I was thinking more Killers drummer

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)

A BIT large?

And you are Mumenschantz

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)

"a bit large"?

Make it 3 times as small or link it

Nice otherwise

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)

James Nesbitt!

Love the way the mouth moves. :)

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)

Yeah, I thought James Nesbitt after the guy out of Velvet Revolver...

But I couldn't actually remember his name, so I with with VR =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)

geebus

christ you look scary, woo to you sire, how bored you must have been hehe

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FIEND, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

half a meg!?

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

Haha, that's utterly splendiferous!

~~Does a "Read the FAQ" anim get a hi cockalorum? I'm a bit vague on this...~~

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)

someone asked that

before, I don't think there was a satisfactory answer, but the general consensus was that only woos can be hi cockalorum

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)

Read teh faqs

are "splendiferous". Well known fact.

(Fudge Monkey never did, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)

*edits*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)

*chortles*

and another one falls for my "rules". Mwah hah hah haaaaaah!

(Fudge Monkey never did, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)

hahaha!!

thats ace!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)

^This

hard in the arse.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)

fucking hell!

that's over half a meg, please link it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

I like that

but you really need to either optimise or link it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)

You lose points for the

"innit"

There's no excuse for that!

(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)

Aaaaahhhh

image. moving. too. fast.

*epilepsizes*

(lodestone wakes...shakes...hits the brakes, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)

When you say "it seems to work"

do you mean, "it seems to drive dialup users away from the site"?
It's unfriendly to post something this large. Optimize to under 250kb or link it please.

Edit: Cheers :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)

pfft, dial-up users

are just a story you tell to scare the children.

*shines torch on face*

OooOOoooh, and he downloaded the paris hilton video with a 56k modem ooOOOooohh

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)

Well yeah

I admit I've never actually met a dialup user. But I've read about them, and there's an (admittedly very grainy) film of one online somewhere.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)

*sings* there are things you can do, with scissors and glue...

you can't really make out the full 3D effect in small

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new_matt, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

You've done this with scissors and glue?

Looks real to me

:)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

i'm hoping it will win an award...

(

new_matt, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

You've got my click to begin with

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

have a gold star

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)

That's yellow!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)

and arguably a star

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

I think it's a starfish

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)

shaddup!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)

What? I like starfish!

They feel all squiggly

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

Could be

Or a mustard stain

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)

*rolls newspaper*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)

Are you sure it's a newspaper?

You get yellow and gold mixed up,so it could be anything!!!

:P

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)

I don't even think its a newspaper

It looks like some kind of skate/ray fish

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)

shush

it's close enough. i'll put it with my 50 yards swimming badge.

(

new_matt, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

don't be jealous!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)

I like that star

I award you an egg for it.

(

notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)

ta very much!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)

If I had teh skillorz

The star would orbit the egg.
And would have a happy face on it.
And would say "whee" as it orbited.

But I don't. So you'll have to imagine it.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)

Not real.

Well, not real glue anyway.

(

DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

Hurrah!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)

hahaha, decoupage! Love it :D

Edit: And the only reason I know the name is cos my dear old mother used to make doggies and elephant decoupage pictures.

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nadey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)

yeh yeh

we beleive you ;)

(

FIEND, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)

Thats fantastic

this wins all

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)

my first post

Click for bigger (93KB)

(mr magoo, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

And by bigger, you mean more Kbs

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

But...its not tuesday.....

needs more magenta.

(

FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

Welcome, pull out a kittens stool etc...

Have a woo for your efforts

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)

the thing is

that's exactly the sort of thing we used to do for 'fanzines' back in the good old days. so you get a click.

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new_matt, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)

For no reason; a foul-mouthed bunny...........with guns.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)

HA!

That reminds me of Bastard Bunny.
I think I'm getting too old

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

hands up who's actualy drunk a "bedside manna"?

Half pint glass filled with
2 parts night nurse to 1 part gin
Ice optional

Done

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

Haha - night night juice!

(

Weetobix, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

I thought the glass was optional?!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)

erk

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

Cor!

He's Ace!

eep! don't kill me . . .
*fears*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

Everything he said^

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

^ everything she said he said

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

Hahaha!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

EVERYTHING!??

EVAR!!??

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

O_o

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

Yes. Within reason.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)

What, even the stuff about me?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)

Get over yourself, man!

man!I've never even heard of you . . .
Hahahaha! puuuuuuuuuubes!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)

Then neither have I

Which is confusing

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

*bludgeons*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

WOO!

Fancy a click?

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head-doctor ololololo, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

aw.

*traps in snare*
*skins, cooks and eats*
mmmm-mm!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

This is no thing that needs a reason

woo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

What does needs a reason.

As long it's woo or yay. - or tentacly
- which it always is.

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)

wheres the

humungous *spelt wrong* breasticals

(

FIEND, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

Exchanged them for the guns.

Maybe not the deal of the year, who knows.

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)

Barry the bunny, perhaps?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

Most excellenet

as ever!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

Killer Kitty

Someone drew this for me a while ago.

(

Thickey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)

Alan Johnstons Bike for sale

Any Fat London based Insurance Underwriters might be interested in this link.
Bike can be seen working.

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300127617031&fromMakeTrack=true&ssPageName=VIP:watchlink:middle:uk

(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

FAIL

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)

Eff... aay... coo?

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head-doctor ololololo, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)

Links maybe?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)

i think you need the links board mate.

second on the left.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)

How is it Alan Johnsons' bike?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)

have i missed something?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)

I think it's time you unleashed the psycho, son.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

RAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGHHH!!

*destroys*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

Who have you destroyed?

Me, or him?

*fears*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

anything that came to within arms length.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

*lies destroyed in a bloody pile of limbs and torn flesh*

Oof, that's gonna smart in the morning...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)

*remakes out of rubber bands*

dad!! can you hear me?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)

Hmm? Wossat? I was having the strangest dream...

*yawns*

*stretches*

*and reeeeaaaaallllly stretches*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)

Would you like the link for the FAQ?

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)

You're so wacky

do they call you "Captain Wacky"?

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)

Bunker tiem?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)

*saunters in*

pops.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

there's a sauna in there?

*frantically strips off*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)

Hurrah!

*joins in*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

*watches*

*just, sits and watches*
hmmm............

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

*looks around*

Hang on a minute... where is this steam coming from?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)

whoops!

*sticks fingers in ears*
there you go!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)

Eh?

"The memory of Kingys little white bum going up and down will stick in my mind forever. It is just sooo wrong!"

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

I don't get it

BTW, other people don't get flamed for posting links, so don't worry about that.

I'm just upset no-one wants to see my trifle.

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

Oooh, trifle you say?

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head-doctor ololololo, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)

Yes, would you like to see it?

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

Yes please, Pachey!

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head-doctor ololololo, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

There you go

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

What trifle?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

I want to see your trifle!

I didn't know it was on offer!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

That is one motherlover of a trifle you got there.

You did well!

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head-doctor ololololo, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

splendid!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

*drools*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

That is a rather splendid trifle.

Is it an Independance Day trifle?

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

Yes, yes it is

Thank you for all the kind comments everyone. :)

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)

Phwoar!

and no cold custard in sight!

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

That looks pretty amazing!

And tasty. Nice fireworks effect with the stick...things.

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

myGod!

That thing Splodes with creaminess!!

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

Surely its kind of ironic that someone with dual nationality is celebrating independance day

Assuming your other half is english. If it's not, then nevermind

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

I will celebrate anything if it involves food and/or drink

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)

Thats fair enough. Any reason for trifle is a good reason!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)

*distracts Pachey*

*steals trifle*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)

Cor!

that looks reet tasty.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)

yum!!

was it full of booze?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)

Yep, sherry in the sponge and brandy in the cream

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)

Woooahhh that's a trifle OTT

Thanks...I'll get me coat

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)

What trifle?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

Did someone say trifle?

hope there's no cold custard in it

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

No, not in this one

lots of alcohols though :)

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

I have just eaten, so if you were to offer me some I would say,

"Just a trifle"

*raises eyebrow*

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)

i saw what you was going to do yesterday!

lets see yours then!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

Well, there aren't any Fat London based Insurance Underwriters on this website

so take it someplace else

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)

I beg to differ

I know loads of them

(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

that is all

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)

fail

(

FIEND, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

Stick to DIY...

(

nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

Reg Prescott!

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)

Oh yes! :)

Relive that Reg Prescott goodness here..
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8449178763625099828

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

Are you Nigerian?

Beef Tournament

(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)

Why?

You wanna buy a 3 year old?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)

Do I want....

To buy a three year old what?

(Looks sheepish!)

(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)

Oh dear...

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)

rahhh

is that dr fox, btw morning Mr !

(

FIEND, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)

Ha ha. Yes. Yes it is.

Good arvo!

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)

Bit bored so did a picture

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)

I love that.

Make it into a wallpaper =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

I would but I don't have the energy

I'm crashing after drinking too much coffee. Feel a bit ill really.

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

Oh dear.

Well it's a nice picture anyway.

*readies bucket and mop, just in case*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)

Seriously . . .

which room could you live in that had that wallpaper?

Oh PC wallpaper . . . ok WOO!
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

haha

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

Haha!

So anyway... I was way too slow replying earlier.

'nings Dayve! *manhugs*

Y'alreet?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

Aye!

you flower?
hehehe!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

this^

nice work Ck

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

Very nice

Is that a rabbit sleeping on top of the sun?

Speaking of which, where is Rabbitz? I want to show her my trifle.

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

for you it can be

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)

lovely stuff

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)

wow!!

thats aceness!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

aww

it's nice

sitting on the beach, watching the birds fly off over the pacific ocean to certain fiery death in the ongoing nuclear test on a nearby island

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

Not certain death

Certain mutation from the fallout (i.e. Bigbird)

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)

lol

mutated chicken!

self cooking and nobody needs to argue over who gets a leg at the family dinner table :D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)

Big Bird!

*sings* ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)

yay!

that's all the colours of the rainbow!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)

Really?

What colour is Z?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

Crunchie bar honeycomb colour

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

*goes all nostalgic*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)

12345678910, 11, 12. FTW!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)

Heres a question,

A B C are letters of the alphabet
so 1 2 3 are numbers of the what?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

Tebahpla!

Or something

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)

Mathiverse?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

The Cardinal Numerical Scale!

There you go!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

Awesome!

Research accomplished!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)

well...

{1,2,3...} ⊂ ℕ

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

Parlez vous anglais?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)

more sets

that's what the world needs, damn it

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

Nothing.

The alphabet is just 26 letters.It has a beginning and an end.
Numbers have a beginning,but no end, so it's just 1 2 3 of infinity.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)

well yea. But I want to know the collective noun of numbers

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

I said!

ℕ = the natural numbers!

aka the positive integers, aka the 'counting' numbers.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)

But is it the Pacific? It's not specific that it's the Pacific!

Woo to pic!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)

it might not be a specific pacific pic but the thought did stick

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)

Pet peeve of mine

People who say 'pacific' instead of 'specific'.
*seethes a little*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)

*wipes up*

oh...seethes ...not seeps!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)

One of my favourite

words that leave a nice taste on the tongue is
'superspecificity' which I think is a genetics/oncological term. It just sounds lovely.

(lodestone wakes...shakes...hits the brakes, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)

Scissors, glue, collage!

Think this was Liverpool...

(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)

I cannot endorse the safety of this activity

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

Ha ha

What's wrong with urban chair-lifting?

(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)

everything!

people throw objects at the chairs as they go over heard

people on the chairs throw objects from the chairs at people below

total chaos!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)

But you can look up ladies' skirts

Do you want to stop that too, well do you?

(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)

As my Quo got swept aside pretty quick

Click for bigger clearer better (85KB)
Thought I'd post a pic I painted of my folks wedding
whacking off with my wacom teenyweeny drawing pad.
(yes Im the scary product of that union)

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)

great work

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)

Your Dad

is John Hannah?

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)

John Hanna

Wants to be my dad

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)

your mum is jan leeming

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

you know

thats probably the closest resemblance so far.
some people round here need glasses.
Fred West? Liza Minneli??? saynomore ;P

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)

audrey hepburn married fred west?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)

Pffft!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)

ahahahahah

hahah pffff

NING everyone

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FIEND, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

I bet you have really brown eyes

And the Quo was very good, but I logged on a little late to comment on it :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)

Mrs Trellis. I feel happyer now ;)

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

Well, you know when you've only seen it cos you scrolled down?

Feels a bit silly commenting on it when the b3tan who posted it probably won't see it...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)

but I have histrionic personality disorder
so Im bound to go back and look ;P

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

Then I think you should also pass this on to your mum

She looks really pretty in that picture

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)

Why thank you Mrs Trellis

Although that was almost 40 years ago. Things have got a little bit saggier since but Im sure she will appreciate the comment ;)

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

I like giving compliments where they're warranted

It gives me a happy :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)

your kindness

brings tears to my dark brown eyes.
(actually they are more hazel with green rings but lets not spoil the moment ;))

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)

Well it didn't stop me!

the Quo was superb!

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)

cheers Nel

;)

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

That's really well done

w/y/h

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

your the child of liza minellie and david guest?!?!?!?!??!

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CowJam, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

I think you're mistaken,

this was their wedding

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

ARGH!

That's it. I'm shutting the office and going to the pub.

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CowJam, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)

Ha ha!

And also: ack, fear!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

Blimey!

Charlotte Church has really let herself go, eh?

(Fudge Monkey never did, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)

That's lovely

are you going to make it into a card for their anniversary?

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

Am I so predictable??

fraid so hehe

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)

That's really rather spectaclier!

Well done sir.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)

Fabbo!

Love it.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

v. nice

Your mam looks a lot like Gina Lollobrigida.

and before anyone asks. No, she was NOT a porn star.

(lodestone wakes...shakes...hits the brakes, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)

was she a po...

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)

Is the Wacom any good?

And if so, which one is it?

Ooo, and how well does it integrate with photoshop?

And does it work well with kittens?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

Its the Sapphire

and its only A6 which is about the size of a post card.
Its pretty ace when you get your head round it. But to be honest I may invest in an A5
sized one as I fancy a bit more movement. Intergrates rather well with photoshop.
Kittens were made for Wacoms ;)

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

Sponge cock dice pants

I really don't have many resources in my office.
Sorry gang.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)

10 points for title.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)

This, with more points!

A Gazillion points!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)

it looks like blokey

whatsisface the scottish comedian

*edit - Frankie Boyle img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2006/ed06/frankieboyle1new_175x125.jpg

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)

Reginald Maudlin?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)

billy connolly?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)

No - you're thinking of Goatly St Erins.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)

Him on Mock The Week

= Excellent

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

its good because its tacky!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)

I think you kids call it quick & dirty.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

no, thats rough dry anal.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)

*goes all funny at seeing sponge touching fur*

ARGHAGAHGG!H!

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

hahaha

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)

oh you fucking bastard

I'm feeling all funny now. Don't mind fur, can't stand sponge or pummice

*shudder*

Worst thing that happened to me in the pub was when the barstaff realised my phobia of sponges. I was chased down and had sponges rubbed all over me. I was left sat in a corner shaking for about half an hour.

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CowJam, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

Dry sponges?

On your stubble? There would be nothing short of murder committed if anyone did that to me.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)

moderately dry

but anywhere at all. Any contact with my skin and I freak out.

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CowJam, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

The worst possible place for me

would be where my gums meet my teeth. With the sponge soaking up any saliva I produce therefore making it squeak as it went back and forth.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)

I like

Wet plastic bags.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)

hahaha

i think your insane ....well done.

(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)

Looks like Mr Johnston!!

noon all
/quick dindins b3ta fix

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

That looks remarkably like micheal caine

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)

Pot-Bellied Pigeon?

or so it seams...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)

photoshopped pics only please

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)

Hey stranger.

Howzitgoan?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)

badly

new office, open plan overlooked by bosses
new job, very fucking shit
new guitar tuner that hasn't arrived yet
plus other stuff

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)

Bah.

I bought some red guitar strings the other day.

They're going to look ace on my black King V =D

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

It's not too seamy

birds with plumage that changes colour below the neck are hard to blend without looking seamy, they have natural seams!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)

You're very kind

It gets to the stage that when you've spent so long on something you still post it even though it hasn't worked out as you imagined :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)

We've all done that

Good effort. :)

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)

Wow

Did you really do that with scissors and glue?

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)

Obscure Monkey quotes?

My favourite:

There were actually swear words in the show:

The most famous line in all of Monkey:

(TimChuma, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)

I don't remember them making Monkey in Widescreen.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)

It's IMAX isn't it?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)

ahhhh, you could be right ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)

'ning Archie

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)

'ning fella!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)

I went to see Monkey the other day

The Damon Albarn one.

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)

In Manchester?

was it as good as it looks?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)

Visually it's really good

The music wasn't to my taste really, but then I'm not very open-minded when it comes to music.

Animation and acrobatics and the fighting scenes were excellent but the story takes a while to get going.

(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)

Philistine!

I saw Monkey in Manc on Sunday, saw the BBC Doc last night, It's Jaw Droppingly Amazing! I've never seen or heard ANYTHING like it! Hewlett's Design & Albarn's music work perfectly, go see it in Paris next month!!! :D

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42 Loves Teh Funphenschnaffles, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)

did anyone see, Monkey Journey to the West

on BBC 1 last night
very cool

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)

yes

well most of it, taped the rest

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)

umbrella woman was amazing!!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)

swearing in monkey?

*childhood memories die*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)

you'll be telling me you don't remember the transexual bad guy in Battle of the Planets next

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)

ohh, ducky..

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)

I'm serious

"The main villain, known as Zoltar in BotP, had an unusual background due to the hermaphroditic nature of the original Berg Katse character. In an episode where Katse's female half was featured (BotP title: "The Galaxy Girls"), "she" was introduced as a separate character, Zoltar's sister, for BotP. (A hint of "her" actual nature was retained in the name "she" used when masquerading as a human, "Mala Latroz"—an anagram of "Zoltar.")"

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)

I thought she was an actual wummin

and not a gender confusion?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)

i'm serious too....

wanna see my willie or vadge?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)

wasn't transexual

was actually a woman

it's just western audiences would be "confused" or something apparently

and it was heavily sanitised for us simple folk too

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)

they all were, weren't they?

Especially 7-Zark-7

(lodestone wakes...shakes...hits the brakes, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

"Sissy! Poofter!"

Is one of the greatest insultingnesses ever.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)

Tripitaka you poofter!

The local pub cartoonist has a monkey mask he found at the opp shop and regularly puts the line "Tripitaka! You poofter!" in his comic strip that is published in a street press magazine in Melbourne each week. Photo of said cartoonist with a monkey mask here:
photos.timchuma.com/GPBMCDLaunch160607/photo29.html

(TimChuma, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

and has everyone heard the George Bush Brazilian soldier joke?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)

please tell!

no yes

~~tell!~~ do not tell

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)

look below for the spoilt punchline

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)

Heh, I nearly spoilt the punchline but I realised my error and edited =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)

*hugs*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)

Is that the one about the Brazilian soldiers who get killed?

No, I haven't heard it :p

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)

how many's in a brazilian anyway?

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CowJam, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)

depends how many she can fit

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)

That's at least six then

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

how many is a brazillian anyway?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)

oh that one

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)

shirley not more than the BBC?!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)

we were neck and neck on 43 for the last year and a half

this one has just pushed us in to the lead

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)

hurrah!!

take that BBC!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)

OH NO! They've just put a new one up!

How stupid do I feel now?!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)

*whip pork truncheon out*

quick!! photo it, and post it!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)

*Checks FP*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

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