I loved this joke as a kid

(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 15:27, More)

monkey joke

(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 11:43, More)

Say what you see

Hint:sounds like 2005 film
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 11:04, More)

my first compo entry in years


also, you seem to buy your clothes from the same place as your mother. Also, your mother's legs look weird. Like two hosepipes propping up a beanbag.

/boosh blog
( hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 10:25, More)

for katie


seriously, feel free to RIS...I did....

p.s. oh shit, there's a starwars quote on the pitcher of a duck...ignore it.
( yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 2:17, More)

More Bee-locks

(Mr Wimble, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 0:53, More)

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(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 20:37, More)

Well, it may not have got any bigger ..but at least it's turning black !
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(mr b3th, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 19:04, More)

Thought I better do one today. One of my faves

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 18:45, More)

You can stack babies with a pitchfork...........(whats the difference between babies and marbles)

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 18:28, More)

Nice tits! Where do you want the blinds?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:59, More)

( DogHorse plop, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:03, More)

Afternoon all. Sorry I've been away.

( Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:18, More)

There are surprisingly few famous nightclub proprietors to choose from...

*EDIT*
OK.
This badger goes into a nightclub and asks the owner for a job. Owner sez: "Fuck me, a talking badger! You wanna try the circus, mate."
And then this picture happens.
*gets coat*
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 14:14, More)

A very sexist joke

For those that haven't heard this joke . . . .
God is saying "Now all the fish will smell"
(Polygraphic, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 13:56, More)

hmmm

( corington, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 13:41, More)

Charles and Audrey's poor car joke

Made this as a dodgy flash some time ago, but thought I'd recreate it as a dodgy gif instead.
If you want to see the original it lurks here. It almost makes sense with the sound added.
(bedford van Shoddy Ideas, Shoddily Created, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 13:23, More)

Hee hee!



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 12:38, More)

So many d's

( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:44, More)

So there are these nuns in a car.....


Apologies for quickness, dirtyness, seam-mongering and general roughness.

All hail bumfish!
( edz314 smelled the glove on, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:44, More)