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In the olden days, filmmakers couldn't show sex, so they'd refer to it by showing trains entering tunnels, waves crashing on beaches etc. But what if these restrictions were still in place? Design some modern visual euphemisms for sex, but keep it 'innocent'. Animation encouraged.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 24 Jan 2007, 19:43)
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# Can I dip it!?

(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 15:41, More)
# Blimey ...its a biggun!

Full gif too big to post go here for huge
www.mediamax.com/tigertc/Hosted/trans.gif
Go here for tinyish b&w
www.mediamax.com/tigertc/Hosted/trans%20b%26w.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 26 Jan 2007, 12:57, More)
# Bush

(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 5:53, More)
# slurp!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 23:23, More)
# trust me
the original* was way better!


and yeah, it was way better in my mind as well!

/dit: here is teh original scene in case you... humm yeah

*"the original" refers exclusively to the 110 seconds of the orgy scene
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 21:09, More)
# Say no more


(Apologies for poor execution..been a long day)
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 20:43, More)
# The swingers' party was going well.


Clicky to embiggen.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:26, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 16:03, More)
# You're never too old.

(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:57, More)
# Another cheap pun.................threesomes...............
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(jamiecg74 WTF is going on?!?!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:57, More)
# Stroking the cheesepot with your finger.................
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Thought the pun would work very well!!
(jamiecg74 WTF is going on?!?!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:40, More)
# You gotta slip a sausage or two

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:23, More)
# Shooting through his japs eye

2nd time and still pants at shopping...no rapid fire pfft
(ViolationCream wobble shaft, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:02, More)
# indeed

(ntmb, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:59, More)
# oooh messy

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:35, More)
# taking the 4th exit off


(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:55, More)
# MMMM Packin the Fudge!

(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:54, More)
# Not really worth a new thread, but.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:38, More)
# Frankly it was like...
TunaOffBarberShopFloor

... though, obviously, this is a Hollywood barber shop. Or possibly Brazillian.
(I helped save b3ta! Argh-wrath ... is a very lame Glorantha joke, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:05, More)
# paddling the canoe up the cadbury canal

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:37, More)
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