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film sex for prudes

In the olden days, filmmakers couldn't show sex, so they'd refer to it by showing trains entering tunnels, waves crashing on beaches etc. But what if these restrictions were still in place? Design some modern visual euphemisms for sex, but keep it 'innocent'. Animation encouraged.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 24 Jan 2007, 19:43)
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# Helga had been to orgies before
And knew how to make the most of her abilities

(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 23:14, More)
# Even less deserving of its own thread:

(Oldbean! Hiro is my Hero!!, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 21:38, More)
# phwoar

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 29 Jan 2007, 9:28, More)
# my gift to you!

(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 12:30, More)
# Obligatory compo entry

(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 0:44, More)
# ..

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 16:51, More)
#

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# Pop!

(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 20:29, More)
# I'd animate something if I could....



(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 16:44, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:44, More)
# 'ternoon


O.E.P.H.C.C. \m/
(MVP , cricking peoples necks since 1976, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:42, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:24, More)
# Inspired by Judd Nelson...
I literally found out this afternoon you can make animations with Imageready... here's me first attempt:


(bitchman contains mild peril, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 0:48, More)
# Early morning "hummus" for compo

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 7:56, More)
# I can think of no pun titles for this.

(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:28, More)
# hmm


It's hard to find a good picture of a back door or dark alley... without finding pron
(ntmb, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:16, More)
# Sigh.™ --- marvel at my animation skills !!! GO ON MARVEL !

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:23, More)
# after icing the muffins....

(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 12:40, More)
# Sorry Desmond!

(MVP , cricking peoples necks since 1976, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:01, More)
# Supermarket shenanigans
Grocery store shenanigans
(DrDeath Lurkage is my speciality, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 1:23, More)
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