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This is a link post Stetsasonic - Just Say Stet
www.b3ta.com/board/10878034
Also
whodini - magic's wand
youtu.be/jmNEn2MhIr0
also
The Beach Boys - Kokomo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ChADh1zt5I
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post yas!

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post loop de doop

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Not only did that asshole not have a concession speech...
He'd already prepared a 'transition' web site. Chutzpah, thy name is Romney.
 (I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, fuck me, I love his 'priority'.
He looks like the typical cunt that has tried to push people around throughout history.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
his team prepared in case he won

haha
ha...

oh, no, wait - that's right, this isn't funny or surprising
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post It would have been funnier if they had won and not been prepared at all.

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post USA! USA! USA!

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post i saw on twitter today
he has not posted a single tweet since the 6th before poll closing.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because Twitter is just for elections silly

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would work well as a cover feature for the magazine Stillbirth.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Slightly related
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2058587/Anatoly-Moskvin-pictured-Russian-grave-robber-29-female-doll-corpses-flat.html

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC67FVQ0Gik

"It was on Howard Stern this morning. Apparently a man had his daughter
stuffed after she died. What is weird is that he got her breast implants
a year after the taxidermy so "she could grow into the young woman she was
supposed to be".
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good grief
The Russian guy certainly had an odd hobby.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, like
who ever needs to speak so many languages?
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Doesn't say what he did with them?
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly, involved sides were not available for comments.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Extensive story, with youtube film, good read.
www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/11/28/russian-historian-anatoly-moskvin-collected-dead-girls-at-home.html
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently, daughter was okay after procedure
and led colourful un-life.

www.craigcalman.com/htsa.htm

askville.amazon.com/story-man-taxidermied-daughter-made/AnswerViewer.do?requestId=40024434
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post They stuffed Jeremy Bentham of panopticon fame

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post though head is no longer on display.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post kept as sex toy by curator

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post so this was small print in his will?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post he wished to promote the greatest happiness

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Soon

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post They had him out for cleaning yesterday.
We made this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy7muFzA1e0
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Stuffing children seems to be a popular topic since Savular disclosure.
(gets coat, walks out quietly)
 (tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post good one.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Dark Adventure Radio Theatre: The Call of Cthulhu - Trailer
www.cthulhulives.org/ strike again!! Their radio adaptions are superb, and they've just trumped them with the greatest Lovecraft tale ever told :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post awesome
thanks
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post When I first read Lovecraft as a teenager I tried to find the Necronomicon in bookshops.
I found out it didn't exist about 10 years later :/
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post A few people have written quite good versions
I quite like Tyson's: www.amazon.com/dp/B008SMBIYO
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post My favourite story has always been The Outsider
It's existential horror with a fantastic twist at the end.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'The Colour out of Space' for me...
Great story, genuinely unsettling; amazingly prescient & doesn't contain any of his racist nonsense.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Necronomicon can be bought in Waterstones
the book contains all of his stories and has a creepy binding

..which gives me an idea. Using an old book to make my own Necronomicon - put family photos in it.

...which gives me an idea. Ok, dragons den, I'm coming.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I mean the one from his books, written by the mad arab abdul alhazred.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post well the waterstones one is the next best thing

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post didn't we all...

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sweeeeet, Jahled! Ta!
Much better than the "I like horses" Black Beauty link I was about to post. Not worth its own thread...

m.youtube.com/#/playlist?list=PL55443E925D5B5574
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post So that is how it is pronounced
Crickee
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Run DMC vs PSY - It's like Gangnam (boynextdoor's there goes my career in dance music mashup) I made this!
I made this because I couldn't stop myself...

bnd x
(WildType is remixing your mum, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice idea
but the echo of the dmc track, the hook of gangnam clashing with the rap of DMC spoilt it a bit. Tip top effort though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Silent Running (Full film)
A good bit of classic sci-fi.
(Sherbs, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aka when hippies attack

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post They bury you as mulch for their leafy masters

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love this film.
I had a mancrush on the dude.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post such a good film
good plot great dialogs and fantastic special effects all combine to make a stand out film thay will be at the top of its genre for decades to come.




PS any one got a job going spare in or near corby? just been made redundant
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one, Ta!
This used to get shown time and time on BBC2 as did Darkstar which is accessible again.

Free indiemovies is back, yet again, this time without sky style intrusive adverts that featured in first resurrection:

www.indiemoviesonline.com/

A lot of nice stuff, but it does sometimes fall over for maintenance
(relurks)
 (tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of my favourite fims in the world.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I loved the orignal series of Battlestar Galactica.
Because you got to see that stupid treeyiffer's spaceship blow up again ALMOST EVERY WEEK. And even better, in Battlestar Galactica it was killed by ROBOTS.
:D
DIE HIPPY DIE!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 9 Nov 2012, 4:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Just caught Scrunt phoning it
Also - Scrunt
(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Think I spoke to many of the b3tans on chatback
dark and painful memories
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Priest Chat!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pGcE7IvCTs
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Urg
Flashbacks to being stoned in a bedsit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post You having those flashbacks while still stoned in a bedsit?

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sitting in an armchair alone in a bedsit crying at the walls, O the memories

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post 1983 -1985 my diary.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post What was the most wanks you
had in a day? Mine was 6. Happy spunky days.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I rated my wanks
and kept a chart
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I moved on to a house.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember that ad!
However, O is a letter not a fucking number! I wish English speakers would finally get that distinction sorted out. Try saying 'zero'. It's not bloody difficult.
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 0:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Zero Eight Nine One
FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 0:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Use my pussy as a cunt


This was a FB post by the RubberBandits so I won't link to avoid distressing the FB h8taz. Find their page if you want

One comment was 'Cats are cunts' so I'm thinking a b3tan is there already.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post bite it more to the right, yes thats the spot
what exactly is this person training their cat to do?
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't it obvious?
Smothering it in cat food would have been more effective though
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post catnip is more effective, sends kitty wappy

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you're into battle damage then yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stoned cats give the best head

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like a prostitute wanting their fix

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Marmite on your Kojak's lolly works as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post makes some people gag

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a link post The Queen records 'good luck' message to Greenwich.
It's already caused a small spat between a local hack and a Tory Councillor on Twitter.. https://twitter.com/ladyofleisure12
(mr_mekon, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post When I see Dennis
They were are a pair maybe twins.

Does fucking someone make you look like them?

Deep question, I know, but as Bready is a transsexual librarian, he has the research at his fingertips.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post what on earth are you on about?
who's Dennis?
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Her husband

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post now my brain really hurts...
i thought the queen was married to Prince Philip?
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think he means Margaret Thatcher.
As memorialized in this Bond film

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf67SPzC3tQ
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Married to Prince Philip
with Dennis on the side
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post what does any of this have to do
with the people of Greenwich not having any talent?
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is one of the more confusing threads I've read in a while
And I'm not sure I understand the video or the 'spat' either. But it's the whole Dennis Thatcher having it away with the Queen, despite the suspcision they might be related, that has really thrown me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Her affair always occurred in Greenwich.

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post That doesn't really clear it up for me
But it does add to the confusion.
 (I helped save b3ta! Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post same here...
who's having an affair in Greenwich?
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm up for a go. You?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post ummm ewww... you can have them.
i will pass on both Philip or Dennis.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post meantime ...

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post sure...
Thursday, 8 November
7:59:55 p.m.(GMT + 0:00)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
That's what I get for just commenting on a YouTube screen grab alone and not reading anything as well

Lols
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post wait a minute...
i thought you watched EVERYTHING on the internet?
how can we trust you now?
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am not inflatable
I told you that on our first date, but me being a priest etc, you misunderstood and took it up the wrong way
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 1:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Lols and awwwwws
Sloth motion
(Queef In a Jar, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post not sure that soundtrack worked...
haha.
but aww they are adorable!
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post No soundtrack did not work
however, I believe this one does

ytdub.com/view.php?vid=5999
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
Salad Robot soundtrack makes everything better!
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha bloody hell it really does!

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want one :)

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Fags on Fixies
Ronseal. Remembered after getting angry at the previous post.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you implying this about Bready?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect Bready rides a normal tourer or racing bike
And probably didn't get it from Urban Outfitters to match his roller-skates/porsche and I would guess it has brakes on it.

Edit: He might like this spider bike though:


 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is my spider bike

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that from Burning Man?
Looks fucking awesome.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a bit like a corpser from Gears of War...

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Is somebody trying to nobble the GB cycle team or what?
First Wiggins gets clattered this morning and now this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, that's what that was?
I cycled by there this morning and wondered what was going on, whole place was blocked off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cycled. Hahahahhaahahaahaha

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah.
And i'm just about to leave for town on my bike, so i'll be cycling by there again.

Laterz.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know that bit of road through Levvy - it's a nightmare for bikes.
Although yes - sightings of Mark Cavendish at the wheel of a black cab inthe area have been reported.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This.
Coming from Stockport way, I always cut through down the side of McVities onto Burnage/Slade Lane and then down Birchfield Road and Upper Brook Street to get into town and avoid Levenshulme, Longsight and Rusholme as much as possible.

I have been coming home via the A6 in the early hours after working a late shift, when it isn't so bad...

Having said that, I did get cut up next to McVities coming home one night a few years ago and broke my collar bone...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post NO
Why are you asking me? I haven't done anything, I don't like cycling anyway, no I don't have a bath of acid and jizz to get rid of the bodies. You look shifty to me, I'm sure you know something about it, why are you asking these questions? Why do you have these links?
 (WiggZ, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Buy a car?
They are much safer as they don't seem to go through red lights automatically, jump up on kerbs and weave in and out of busy rush hour traffic.

Save your cyclisting for parks, woods, hills and the weekends and spare us people that have to go to work the frustration of having to cater for your inability to follow the road laws or behave like a grown up.

A cyclist (jumping up onto the kerb) broke two of my mates ribs about 2 weeks ago and just rode off.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cyclists jumping red lights pisses me off too,
and I'm a cyclist.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone who breaks the rules of the road is a cunt.
Apart from me when I'm speeding on the motorway, of course.
I see so many cyclists jumping red lights down Putney Hill in the morning. Some of them actually make me wince, because they come so close to killing themselves. Fucking arseholes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's terrifying trying to drive in London traffic with Cyclists around
Let alone the specific bunch of hispter cnuts who have 'Fixies' with no brakes - How in the shuddering fuck are those things legal to take on a road!?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's terrifying
trying to WALK in London. Cyclists are bad, drivers are bad (especially 'professional drivers' like cabbies and lorry drivers), and even a lot of the pedestrians cause problems. I'm amazed I haven't seen far more bad accidents than I have - and I HAVE seen quite a few.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry for your mate,
but we're not all like that. I cycle to work and shock, horror I obey the rules of the road! I have lights on at night too! Can you imagine?

Now I fit in with all the careful, law-abiding, observant drivers that fill our roads.
 (I helped save b3ta! Araucaria is such a tit, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post CaC

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a link post George Strait - Amarillo by Morning
When I was putting myself through school, I worked as a finish carpenter and the master carpenter, from Texas, always listened to this type of music. I love the plaintive sound of this song. Makes me cry.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't say that stuff is my cuppa, but I do love me a bit of slide guitar.
This version of REM's Country Feedback has some rather lovely slidage on it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw4nNIr69Bw
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have to be in the mood. I like the older country, not the real old, but older
The new stuff just sounds like southern rock with a twang.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post So you like Daniel O'Donnell?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post You mean in a Biblical way?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post In a wee Donegal way, yes

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post The settlement is structured such that I cannot make public commentary on it.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Our your arse
Has illegal settlements?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post he calls it the gaza strip.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gazza swings both ways like a saloon door!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post tmi coxxy tmi...
but i laughed.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of this heartwrenching ballad...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE8BgQzyktE
 (verylittlesound Babylon 5's a big pile of shit, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very similar. If you're going to do a country song for a movie, who better than George Strait to model.
It worked in this movie quite well: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJc7toiyPW8
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes, I'd forgotten about that one.
*shakes fist*
 (verylittlesound Babylon 5's a big pile of shit, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never cared much for country music
But that is the town I'm from so I'm required to like that song. It's a city ordinance.
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you play a country song backwards
You get your truck back, you get your dog back, you get yer girl back, your hangover goes away, it stops raining and life is good.
 (I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Fast Kid
Scrunt says no
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/parent=886964
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still bitter about Romney?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post What is this strange 'catch then run' game?
Looks a bit like a really crap version of rugby. Can't see it catching on.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's rugby for girls

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Phones Police

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Checks screen*
0891 505050?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha wee guy's fast as fuck :D

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post needs more benny hill
.
 (Andy-Bhoy I'm here all week, try the veal., Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a link post How much for P+P?
Where the shuddering fuck is this being sent from????
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Moon

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post By Railgun.

(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are obvious glitches funny?
Funny enough to share with everyone?
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey check out this glitch
in my pants
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post His normal listings stil cost $85 in delivery
That's not quite in the same ballpark but still very expensive
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post What are these 'ballparks' you speak of?

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay, Mr Pop is back!
More posts about the american election STAT!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post But you do get 21 Nectar points
they all add up
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post '14 day money back, buyer pays return P&P'
Like fuck I do!!!!
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, he is paying for Jim Davidson to deliver it in person
so you can then throw it in his face
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Forkbeard Fantasy Summer Schools (and some nice gifs)
It's time for me to plug the Forkbeard Fantasy summer courses again - I don't work for these guys I just think their work is awesome. As an added incentive to click the link, they've posted a whole lot of new gifs on the site which you are going to love.

Anyone who wants to take their short film creativity to a whole new level needs to go to one of these courses. Plus I hear the food is great!
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a link post David Cameron vs Philip Schofield v Mysterious Cities of Gold I made this!
Hastily prepared version of what Philip Schofield should have done on This Morning, this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post heheh
That was quick.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's what she said.

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha, what?!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I approve.

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post MP for Mole Valley, Captain Mendoza is in hiding.
Do-be-do-do-do-do, dabba-dabba-da, ahhhhhhhhh
Do-be-do-do-do-do, Cities of goooooold...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mysterious Cities of Gold should all be redubbed
by David Cameron
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just saw a reporter on Channel 4 News that was straight out of Brass Eye
He was asking a woman 'if all the victims were a piece of paper, how high would that pile be?'
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a link post The Strangest public sculptures...
Would you like to take a picture "with" some of these statues?
 (deluxe, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Charles La Trobe
They are wrong on that explanation FFS
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fix their mistake
Let us learn more. Explain :)
 (deluxe, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where is it?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post You said there is a mistake in the explanation
I didn't. You did, you should know :D
 (deluxe, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was told as a kid by a friendly priest
that they walk upside down in Australia
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Over there!

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Melbourne, but moved in 2006 to the Uni?
www.whitehat.com.au/melbourne/People/LaTrobe.asp
 (I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, God, i'm with Scrunt on this, there are actually a lot of mistakes in there.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post The John Lennon bench needs to be renamed
to the Jimmy Savile bench
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing wrong with two guys peeing
while facing each other, hand on hip.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a link post I'm very influential in China. I made this!
Internet commenters seem to disagree, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I replied on Broadsheet
Good satire, but scrunt because this is the second time I've seen this
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea what your second sentence means.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can extract "scrunt because"
and you can get the basic message.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not extracting them, they're the best words.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cor
I assumed that the /links terminology had got everywhere, but then I remembered we're all scared of that /talk bunch
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair, /board merely tolerate you too.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not surprised
I barely tolerate me.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post i'm dinivanex intolerant.
makes my throat swell up.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post extracting the scrunt
sounds like a very nasty thing to attempt.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know
My last GF got European funding for a four lane highway to the city centre
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow, here they just give the obese a motorized scooter...
funny, i never knew you were into fat chicks.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Incorrect into BBW
Big breasted women, as your PA I feel obliged to tell you breast enhancement is tax deductible, for PR purposes.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post she needed a 4 lane lane highway to get into town because of her tits?!!
i guess that does explain a lot though, brain damage can occur from oxygen loss.

as to the tax tip, i will keep my own thanks, but i will pass that tidbit on the the ladies at the club.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post top trolling

(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, that's very kind of you.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're welcome
this board has become very formal.
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, you're from /talk.
I thought you lot would be keeping a low profile, what with Phillip Schofield grassing you all up to the PM before.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, that's very kind of you.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post The new leader of China is Ting Tong
lovingly played by Matt Lucas
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Nintendo Wii-U unboxing
Nintendo Wii-U unboxing
(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rasputin played video games!?
Rasputin played video games!?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Nintendo Wii-U is pressing charges

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell, i shat meself at the end, after grooving to George michael for nearly 2 mins
Fucking hell, i shat meself at the end, after grooving to George michael for nearly 2 mins
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me too
Me too
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Grooving to George Michael"?
"Grooving to George Michael"?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are there any good games out for it yet?
Are there any good games out for it yet?
 (I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is a list of about 85 games due for release, but on launch day there will be Call of Duty: Black Ops II. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Wii_U_games
There is a list of about 85 games due for release, but on launch day there will be Call of Duty: Black Ops II.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Wii_U_games
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure whats the point of these unboxing videos
but this is one of the best.
 (deluxe, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spoilsport.
Torpsloips.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Click
 (Sherbs, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 19:37, , Reply)

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