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That thread is getting boring. What's the most exciting thing you've done this year? (apart from members of my family)
Alt: best way to BBQ a chicken? I have found that beer can chicken doesn't really taste any different to ordinary chicken.
Altalt: recommend a new website you've recently discovered.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:27,
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It's called Huntsman's Chicken, and stop putting on that geordie accent.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:34,
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Says someone who used to throw the chicken away and just have the beer. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:36,
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I got salmonella so many times from thinking 'just one more sip'(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:37,
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Drink it out of the can next time(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:38,
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Beercan Chicken is Awesome!I've done beercan chicken with a good real ale and its really good. You need to use the right level in the can and BBQ at the right temp. I have pics if anyone is interested...
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b3tz, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:35,
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I'll look at picturescould I shove a bottle of buckie up that chicken's poop shoot?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:36,
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I have tried many variations; different beers, volumes of beer, different temperatures, BBQ, oven, nothing seems to really make a difference. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:37,
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Your petsalt: spatcock it, cook, fuck it
altalt: mingebiscuits.com
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:35,
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i thought it would be better to fuck it raw(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:42,
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I am due to be driving an Aston Martin V8 Vantage at 100mph+ next FridayAlt:
Chop it up into breasts, legs and wings and marinade in something spicy and sweet. Then oven cook for 30-40 mins and finish off on the coals with the lid down for extra smokeyness
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:36,
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Which track are you driving on?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:38,
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i hope they do let you loose properlysometimes they are uber gay about it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:40,
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oven cooking is tantamount to cheating, you BBQ blaggard!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:38,
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yes it is. Did cave men have ovens? NOtherefore it's cheating
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:42,
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not alwaysI always boil ribs before marinading them for a barbecue, for instance. makes them tender and saves worrying about whether they are cooked through.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:43,
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Not at all.I've been to BBQs before where the chicken wasn't cooked through, was hideous.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:43,
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I must admit, I wouldn't personally precook chicken for a barbecueI'd just cook it properly on the barbecue, but some things can be pre-cooked
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:47,
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I tend to, as it's the way I was shown when I was youngerAlso, it means I can have other things on the BBQ whilst the chicken is in the oven, then it only needs 10 minutes on the BBQ.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:52,
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I microwave the chicken for 3 minutes to cook the meat closest to the bone, then do the rest of the cooking outside whilst drinking beer (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:54,
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Microwaves do not cook from the inside outFACT
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:14,
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Then I am incorrect and not for the first time today either. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:16,
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the problem is you have to pre-cook with whatever marinade you have on.which spoils the flavour of some things. Things like ribs and sausages you can boil, cool, marinade, then barbecue. Bad idea with chicken. But, meh, swings and paedophiles.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:58,
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I only ever tend to do BBQ and hot & spicy flavour marinades, which cook nicelyAlthough I will concede that BBQ would work better if it was done entirely on the grill itself.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:03,
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You could maybe steam the chicken a bit? Stays moist that way. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:08,
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How strangeI will be driving the exact same car at the sister track in Oxfordshire the day before. I'll try not to crash it, eh?
and a Ferrari, a Lambo and a Porsche.
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fuck the clutch right up for him.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:19,
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Best read in a Jamaican accentAfternoon all
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:46,
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I was going for Geordie, but that works too.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:47,
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Needs MOAR bacaine(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:47,
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Saw a band this weekend I've been a fan of for years, does that count?Alt: I only ever tend to do it in the oven, then stick it on the BBQ so it crisps up nicely.
AltAlt: www.notalwaysright.com
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:38,
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Was it youThat mentioned www.youparklikeacunt.com ?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:39,
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Nope, not meb3ta.com/search/answers?q=youparklikeacunt
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:41,
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Ah, I sent some pictures to that, then never checked if they got used.And now it's so long ago I can't be bothered to go trawling back to check.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:42,
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I think I'm having an existensial crisis(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:51,
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I mentioned it because of the stickers.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:44,
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That website is full of jumped up cunts telling everyone how they got the last laugh against customers.(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:49, Reply)
Like this stuff.This is proper accord of justice stuff
notalwaysright.com/thats-the-way-he-bypassed-the-brady-punch/22424
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it's almost as if it's totally a work of bad fiction(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:15,
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Also, why the bloke describes how fat him and his sister are at the top of the storyI've no idea. I can't imagine why he things it's impressive.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:17,
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Why would anyone crak onto a bird weighing 187lbs?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:26,
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In fairness, if she was over 6' with epic chebsthat might be OK. but she wasn't.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:40,
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Bone it and cover it in jerk sauce overnightthen chop it up and cook it on a medium/low heat for as long as possible
Much like your mother.
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I think that's how to dispose of prostitutes.Much like your mother.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:46,
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Immaculately done, sirMy hearty clicks and regards
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:50,
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Cavy I looked for you earlier todaySouth wales is your kneck of the woods aint it?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:54,
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um, yesare you trying to stalk me?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:55,
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No had to visit a place called Loughor near Swansea(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:56,
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Loughor is well classyfrom what I hear
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:57,
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I must have blinked at the wrong time then(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:58,
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I was being sarcastici hear the local pastimes include arsey coin pint (transferring a coin from one side of the room to a pint glass in the other using their butt cheeks)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:01,
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Wow I missed thatI had to go and look at the viaduct there
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:39,
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Hur hur hur 'bone it and cover it in jerk sauce'.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:55,
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Are you disappointed not to have been made OT mod?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:03,
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I would have turned down the "mod" powers b3th got, bloody insult.(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:13, Reply)
I think she just hasn't got to grips with them all yet. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:21,
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It does if you do it right,And that answer to all three questions.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:46,
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See if you can get a supply of Hickory/Cherry/White Oak woodchips(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:49,
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I have hickory ones. Never tried cherry. Much difference? (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:51,
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Swings and roundabouts I get them from a mate who owns a joiners shop, so its mainly a case of what they have at the time.
*edit* mostly mixed
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 16:53,
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oh babygirlYou really do need to drop this obnoxious attitude or face getting seven needy gazzes from me.
HHfantasistlolz
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I am so needy I demand 14 gazzes. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:10,
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I stumbled across a / the free range kids blog the other dayit's full of posts either "I let my 8-year-old ride the bus alone!" or "I let my 8-year-old ride the bus alone and now Social Services want to take him away!"
Quite entertaining even for the childless.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:03,
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www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CFwQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Ffreerangekids.wordpress.com%2F&ei=_XkqUK_GMoeR0AW27oHwBQ&usg=AFQjCNFyL-39kowtW6jcagWuepUHlZe_jg&sig2=jrAcEy0ObJr5f0qJ8-60QA&cad=rja
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:17,
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It's compulsive reading, it does raise my blood pressure a bit on some of them though"we just want everyone to feel safe" said an official - seems to crop up all over the place.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:43,
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Sounds like a useful resource for nonces.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:20,
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I'm not finding this thread to be very suitable for vegetarians.I am also way out of my comfort zone right now at a tyre repair place, having driven over a fucking screw.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:18,
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Uh oh, I don't think the wheels on your car will take a balance. You'd better get 4 new ones(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:22,
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7 jars of chuntneyDONE.
NOt supposed to be ready to eat for 3 months, but already YUM
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:00,
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Apple by any chance?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:02,
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I should have known(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:10,
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it's all about the apples, hereapple jam next, I reckon
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:13,
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Put them in a saline solution for 4 hours prior to use? any bugs will normally float to the top(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:17,
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won't it make them all salty and horrible?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:36,
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Nope.It works for the cherries we grow, so I can't really see it doing much harm to apples
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:38,
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+ wutanclanlolz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:30,
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yeah, I guessalthough I don't have that much useful information on them
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:08,
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I have many great intro lines.When chicks dig you all you need is a reason to get talking. After that, nature just takes its course.
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I imagine they usually approach youto talk about how your cufflinks match your tie, or something.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 18:35,
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I'll be honest, my BBQ skills are well average if we're talking about just the meat, I need the marionades and sauces to tart it up.It's not 'bad' chicken, when I do plain, it's just average. I know all the machanics about putting the coals on one side to create zones and all that, but I just can't beat a fat Turk... must be something in their tit-sweat.
I can't really think of much new sites I've come across, but I reguarly read the following
www.smashingmagazine.com
www.9to5mac.com
www.engadget.com
www.joystiq.com
www.io9.com ---- Scifi fans'll like this.
www.xkcd.com
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:19,
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Pops *nods*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:22,
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Alright Doubs H?Howzit? They got these fucking rare amazing cinamon'n'chocolate coated almonds in the greek shop in C'fosters, so I picked up 5 boxes and that'll be enough nosh for me for like at least a month. They're like super morrish.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:29,
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Last time the family and I went to London we all pissed ourself at the name "Cock fosters"Almost as much as when the chinese guy got caught in the tube doors.
I love honey and cinamon almonds, deffo MOARish
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:33,
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True story, I grew up in cockfosters, on Belmont Ave. There is a road in cockfosters called Mount Pleasant that I didn't even realise was rude until I was an adult and asked to meet someone there.Cockfosters is really weird, there are loads of bijou type niche places where you'd spend thousands on a side-light, but then they're about to open up a sainsburies on the high street.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:37,
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Next you know all albainian types, Mate(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 19:41,
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It's all greeks and turks up this way. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 20:29,
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