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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: RICHARD LITLEJOHN

Fire up Photoshop and go to town on Daily Mail columnist Richard Littlejohn in any way you please. Then use the word 'cloaca' when naming your files. He'll love it.

Challenge suggested by Manic and voted for by you. More details here.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 21:45, archived)
# beautiful
I've had no inspiration for many weeks, but I can already feel my juices starting to flow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 21:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 21:51, archived)
# jawohl mein fuhrer!
*clicks heals*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 21:51, archived)
# the only problem i foresee with this
is having to look at this cunt for more than 30 seconds will melt a human face easier than opening the ark of the covenant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 21:51, archived)
# i have no idea who he is!
bah this weeks compo is gonna be shit
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:07, archived)
# he's a loudmouthed cunt
who confuses his bigoted views with fact
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:10, archived)
# ahh abit like me then
lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:20, archived)
# pfff
ooh, dogma's on!
*buggers off*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:25, archived)
# he's a retarded right-wing journo
worthy of parody and abuse, but the success of an image challenge will remain to be seen
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:11, archived)
# can he get it taken down so we can do another compo?
i hate compos about people... so mch more on the earth that "photoshop a person" sheesh...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:21, archived)
# if you build an altcompo
they will come
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:37, archived)
# for fucks sake

can we have someone else pick the challenges?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:02, archived)
# I vote we all pick an ALT/COMPO for this week.
maybe something like "Unlikely war heroes/soldiers: what if Gandi was in the SAS, or Sooty was a Green Berette"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:18, archived)
# GIRAFFES!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:21, archived)
# GIRAFFES vs SHARKS
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] WW2 : Giraffes, not allowed to see active service, served as ARP wardens
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:34, archived)
# hahahah! you've got my vote! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Now compo'd, I see?
Cunning.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:14, archived)
# LOL
I'll vote for the Sooty one:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:28, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE ONLINE
What would happen if we ran the Prince challenge again (as an ALTCOMPO) and got fucked by the Web Sheriff for 2 reasons in one week?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:30, archived)
# I really do hope this falls on it's arse just like the prince challenge

maybe then we can stop with the [celeb/whoever the fuck they are] challenges
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:32, archived)
# I have a feeling it will...
it smells a bit like Googlebombing (i think that's the correct term) which I find about as hilarious as editing wikipedia pages for "lols".
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:33, archived)
# must. generate. press. attention. to. b3ta.


...pffh fuck this


night

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:38, archived)
# for fucks sake
can we have a week go by without some cunt whinging about the compo?
Then some other dick will start posting some hilarious alt compo images :|
It has been the same thing for years.

Don't like it? Wait seven fucking days and a new one will be along
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 1:45, archived)
# how about you shutting the fuck up and donating?

then you can tell me what I can and can't say
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 8:37, archived)
# who?
never heard of him...
we need a popular page on the compo suggestion page... reset the stats every week
I vote - GIRAFFE INVASION!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:05, archived)
# i'd vote for that
as long as you vote for dragons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:11, archived)
# ahh but you see... i already voted for dragons :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:23, archived)
# then i shall vote for giraffes
*votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:24, archived)
# can't we just have Prince again?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry] cloaca
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:09, archived)
#
Annoyingly, he'd probably thank you for this. Sausages shat out of a dog = LITTLEJOHN BRAND MUSLIM REPELLENT!!
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 23:52, archived)
# That's beautiful
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:48, archived)
[challenge entry] ooooh I hate that Richle Litterjohn and his opinions
*shakes fist*
grrr!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:09, archived)
# YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT UP
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:11, archived)
# freedom of speech should be banned for all those who disagree with me
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:12, archived)
# Is that one of his opinions?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:28, archived)
# no, one of mine*
and held by the egg-throwing "liberals"

*- not really one of mine
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:12, archived)
# haha stop the compo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Transport by Pies an option for next week?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:12, archived)
# just a thought
do many people google "cloaca" anyway? I would be interested to know the stats. I'm pretty sure I've never googled it.

ok, now I have.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Let's compare notes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:21, archived)
# I just pissed and shat myself out the same hole
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:21, archived)
# that can happen...
don't recommend it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:23, archived)
# are kangaroos not placental?
I just assume they are due to being mammals, haven't examined one (recently)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:31, archived)
# they are marsupials
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Marsupials are an Infraclass of mammals.
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Subclass: Theria
Infraclass: Marsupialia

The Therian subclass indicates mammals that give birth to live young without a shelled egg; so most mammals with the exception of platypus and echidna and the like who still lay eggs. They are of the subclass Prototheria, but still fall under the class Mammalia.
(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 23:28, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post756204
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 0:13, archived)
# haha
I have learned something tonight. carry on
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 0:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay!
Thank you, B3ta. Thank you, Magic Donkey!

And, now, treasure from my vault to celebrate:

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 23:23, archived)