(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:04,
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hehehe
Just got a application for cleaning job from Nassan Hussein, his boxing obviously didn't make as much money as we would have thought. Articulate and thorough cover letter though.
'hi and thanks for that i am really interested to get this work. i am am very happy and clean man please call me at this nr.'
Still doesn't beat my personal best, 'aim hard wkr person.'
TO clariffy, that was the entirity of the job application.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:15,
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So did you get the job?
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:25,
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Didn't know there was a boxer called Nassan Hussein.
Amir Khan, yes.
(lazygamerVS tittybiscuits,
Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:26,
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I now specifically state the applicant must speak fluent English and any applications will be instantly deleteed if they use caps, txt abbreviations or one sentence replies.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:20,
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And by 'instantly deleted', you mean 'instantly posted on b3ta'
\o/
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:24,
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yes
the deleted items of the internet:P
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:26,
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Paul Gascoigne hostage negotiator
eets alreet pet I've gan an got us Cheeken and Larger ye kna! an I've brought me rod an all!
fucking sad lonely mentalist
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:26,
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HEY BITCH CHECK OUT MAH WATER PISTOL!
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:27,
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borice?
ning!
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:40,
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goodluck to all the crazy dutch Inventors in the soccer world ball final :)
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:47,
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Is there a game on this weekend then?
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:49,
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the final's tomorrow
semi final today
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:52,
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Serious?
Do they have to play two days in a row?
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:53,
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Semi Final : Uruguay v Germany
Final : Spain Vs Crazy Dutch Inventors
yea no idea why...guess it's all part of the hoopla, you near any of it?
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:59,
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Nah
The final is being held just outside Johannesburg about 900 miles from where I live and the semi-final *shrug* It's not in Cape Town. The hoopla is over here and I hope I never hear another vuvuzela in my life.
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:06,
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haha aaaw >.<
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:08,
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^ This?
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:59,
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I love that the guys in the tour the france have to cycle 6+ hours a day every day for three weeks
and the much higher paid footballers aren't considered to be able to run about for 90 minutes, two days in a row
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:03,
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I was just typing a rant about overpaid sportsmen
but decided it's too early.
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:08,
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Haha. Never too early for that
;)
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:10,
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It's ok the one today is only for the Runner Ups - it's a kind of Loser Finals
the one who wins is less of a loser than the one that loses the loser runner-up finals.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:25,
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