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[challenge entry] NING B3TA!

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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:04, archived)
# hehehe
Just got a application for cleaning job from Nassan Hussein, his boxing obviously didn't make as much money as we would have thought. Articulate and thorough cover letter though.

'hi and thanks for that i am really interested to get this work. i am am very happy and clean man please call me at this nr.'


Still doesn't beat my personal best, 'aim hard wkr person.'

TO clariffy, that was the entirity of the job application.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:15, archived)
# So did you get the job?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:25, archived)
# Didn't know there was a boxer called Nassan Hussein.
Amir Khan, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:26, archived)
# Naseem Hamed?
Or did he mean cricketer Nasser Hussain?
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:45, archived)
# Ah yes,
Good old Prince Naz, driving his cars, fucjing peoples shit up.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Well we do now.
I just invented him!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:21, archived)
# This is amusing on so many levels.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:26, archived)
# Hahaha

I always liked this one: "I AM JOB"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:40, archived)
# No I AM JOB
and so is my wife.
a/c
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:51, archived)
# Angels keep hand-delivering exam papers
I think God is testing me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:11, archived)
# I've had that
and yes it seems to have to always to be in caps.

I now specifically state the applicant must speak fluent English and any applications will be instantly deleteed if they use caps, txt abbreviations or one sentence replies.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:20, archived)
# And by 'instantly deleted', you mean 'instantly posted on b3ta'
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:24, archived)
# yes
the deleted items of the internet:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:26, archived)
# Paul Gascoigne hostage negotiator
eets alreet pet I've gan an got us Cheeken and Larger ye kna!
an I've brought me rod an all!



fucking sad lonely mentalist
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:26, archived)
# HEY BITCH CHECK OUT MAH WATER PISTOL!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:27, archived)
# borice?

ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:40, archived)
# goodluck to all the crazy dutch Inventors in the soccer world ball final :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:47, archived)
# Is there a game on this weekend then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:49, archived)
# the final's tomorrow

semi final today
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:52, archived)
# Serious?
Do they have to play two days in a row?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:53, archived)
# Semi Final : Uruguay v Germany
Final : Spain Vs Crazy Dutch Inventors

yea no idea why...guess it's all part of the hoopla, you near any of it?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:59, archived)
# Nah
The final is being held just outside Johannesburg about 900 miles from where I live and the semi-final *shrug* It's not in Cape Town. The hoopla is over here and I hope I never hear another vuvuzela in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:06, archived)
# haha aaaw >.<

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:08, archived)
# ^ This?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:59, archived)
# I love that the guys in the tour the france have to cycle 6+ hours a day every day for three weeks
and the much higher paid footballers aren't considered to be able to run about for 90 minutes, two days in a row
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:03, archived)
# I was just typing a rant about overpaid sportsmen
but decided it's too early.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:08, archived)
# Haha. Never too early for that
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:10, archived)
# It's ok the one today is only for the Runner Ups - it's a kind of Loser Finals
the one who wins is less of a loser than the one that loses the loser runner-up finals.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Yay!

Country's going bananas. I'm glad I don't own a houseboat in Amsterdam.
www.sportgeschiedenis.nl/userfiles/woonboten.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:51, archived)
# hahaha >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:53, archived)
# There is an obvious lack of orange in their attire
Come on crazy Dutch mense. Get orangey!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:55, archived)
# That is obviously old footage, from 1988
things couldn't get much more orangy here now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:06, archived)
# corr..that's a rangers supporters dream
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:09, archived)
# That's orange!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:09, archived)
# lol
I used to live on a narrow boat. I'd spend whole Summers just pottering about on the Thames. SOmetimes I even brought the boat along.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:22, archived)
# What Prod said ^
I bet it's quite festive over in that there Nederland.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:53, archived)
# lo' pot :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3S4dBk4E1g
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 8:57, archived)
# Fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:12, archived)
# Ning Borice!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 10:08, archived)
# As soon as I saw the original picture of the cop's gurning face
My immediate thought was: B3ta meme.
I will be storing the unedited version for future image challenges.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:10, archived)
#
Me am gun helding police office has good record arrest first taser time for crazy bounce man it be most fun
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 18:38, archived)