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[challenge entry] My first try at doing an animation

From the The Secret Life Of Kitchens challenge. See all 103 entries (closed)

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)
# "mischiefs"
just made me giggle strongbow out of my nose
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Sorry!
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:26, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:26, archived)
# hehehe
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Nice one
Demands a sequel
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
# I don't know what the sequel would be and that one took me nearly an hour!
Is it ok if I don't do a sequel? Or if I wait until tomorrow to do one?
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Well, generally sequels tend to develop character and advance upon themes already explored
Whilst sticking to the style and format that made the original so appealing.

But erm, no, you don't have to do it :)
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:58, archived)
# *bullies into doing it*
:)
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)
# OK
I'll see if I dream up a sequel
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
The mens rea is there, but the actus reus is not.
NOT GUILTY!
*bangs gavel*
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)
# *confusions*
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)
# it's all greek to me
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)
# worth a google for elucidation
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Oh yes.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)
# If found guilty
He was to be sentenced to death by Cretaceous-tertiary Extinction Event.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)
# Lucky escape, then!
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:32, archived)
# *ahem* of course he's not guilty
without the actus reus, there is no crime
(, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 2:02, archived)
# What mischief did he get into?
Normally I'd guess wanking into the yoghurt, but I'm sure his arms are too short.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)
# that's why he's so angry
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Just general mischiefs I think
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Well it's obviously stole an old hard boiled egg cut it in half and is wearing them as spong eyes, dur! ;)
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)
# you are jessica fletcher
aicmfp
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:52, archived)
# Spong Eyes She Wrote
:D
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)
# arf!
did i tell you i'm in a good mood?
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)
# I bet you're not by now
(, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:18, archived)
# interfering with the trex?
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:53, archived)
# hee hee!
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Not a problem if his penis is very long
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Reptiles don't have penises.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Totally just made that up to see who'd believe it.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:13, archived)
# It's true, they have stamens instead
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Cloacae, I thought.
One hole that does all jobs
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)
# That's the lady scaley.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:32, archived)
# I'm pretty sure the scaley chaps have them too
And they mate cloaca to cloaca.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:39, archived)
# You're right, and scarily, I was partially right.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)
# trying to smoke out the closet herpetologists, eh?
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)
#
They probably were, but then would it scare him to find out that nearly all reptiles have what is basically 2 penises (penii??) called hemipenes, they can use each one alternately.
Bloody handy if you popped abanjo string on one.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)
# I had already wiki'd and found this out.
If you're scared by the fact some reptiles have 2 willys then you haven't been hanging out on the internet long enough.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)
# On a related note, a strangely fascinating video of a duck getting an erection:
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)
# Aw man, he gets duck jizz on his hand.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Is that why Donald doesn't wear any pants
"Hey ladies, look at this"
(, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:03, archived)
# I'm wondering what the seminal groove
(, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Where's the rainbow?
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:01, archived)
# In the cutlery drawer
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)
# All dinosaurs are required to be
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)
# ^ Top linkage there
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)
# That's the best thing that's ever...EVER been on b3ta.
Also, this is making me laugh far too much : animalsbeingdicks.com/page/13
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)
# I think it shares that title with ...
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)
#
His friends are not happy : animalsbeingdicks.com/page/10
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Also, animals being dicks page 16 made me wince
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)
# It's the exact reason tortoises have shells.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)
# I looked at "animals being dicks" after clicking the link in the newspaper
and I want my 45 seconds back
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)
# And the crock of gold?
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Terry rex meets cupboard Lex
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)
# hahaha
i like it
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Haha!
QUICK you're all missing Bono on BBC2!!!!
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:17, archived)
# missing him, you say?
*reloads*
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)
# I wonder if he remembered his favourite hat?
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)
# i doubt it
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)
# fuck thias shit, i'm off to watch the terminator
and drink the rest of my stronhgbow.
g'night!
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)
# You'll be back!
G'night :)
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:31, archived)
# There's a rex in my kitchen, what am I gonna do?
I'm gonna fix that rex
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)
# First name: Oedipus
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Nice gif
nice maid outfits:D
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:44, archived)
# *blush*
Thanks :)

Right, into my nightie and off to bed.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)
# G'night GB and b3tans all.
Has been a good thread
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)
# well done
it is a tricky process when you first start.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:09, archived)
# Hahaha.... aces....
Hope you make a million with your book.... Hahaha tricking and forcing FTW..!!
(, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)
# hahaha, wonderful :)
(, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:44, archived)