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# Spoon-free Question of the Week poll
Help us choose the new Question of the Week!

Devastating put-downs: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen?

Misconceptions: The missus used to think 'Beastiality' just meant you liked animals better than people - she was half-right, I suppose, but the look of horror on her face when I explained the full meaning was a sight to behold. What have you only recently found out you've been wrong about this entire time?

Worst man for the job: The guy who cleans my parents windows is scared of heights and refuses to climb ladders, so has to have an assistant to do upstairs windows. Who do you know who is just completely unsuited to the job they do? Colin Hunt types: 'David Cameron' does not a funny answer make.

Finding out the hard way: We've all learnt one of life's hard lessons through moments of genius/stupidity/curiosity. So what was it for you?






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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Needs more spoons.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)
# If anyone cares 'devastating put-downs' is mine.
Vote Badger.
Tough on Legless, tough on the causes of Legless.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Sold me then.
Where do I sign up?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Up there dick head ^
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:08, archived)
#
Cheers ballbag.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Needless to say that was their first mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Sold.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:32, archived)
# I like this and did the necessary
Apart from liking the topic, I thought that this would probably mean that replies will be brief.

So often, people use 1000 words where 50 would suffice.

You know the ones I mean? They start with... "It was about 20 years ago, or was it 19? no, it definitely was 20 because I remember I bought new shoes. I had a girlfriend who treated me like dirt but I was so in love with her... ramble....ramble... waffle...more unrelated drivel... then a car came around the corner and hit me and I broke my foot".
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:26, archived)
# "Sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak"?
That's absolutely rubbish!

Shirley "Sit down and let your mouth have a chance to breathe" would have been far better.

I would have cunted them in the fuck for being shit, and had a nice pie afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:06, archived)
# "Shut your mouth and give your arse a chance" - is my favourite.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:09, archived)
# May the crabs of a thousand fetid whores
shit on you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)
# I dunno...sounds kinda kinky to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:12, archived)
#
Finding out the hard way!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Devastating put downs
is going to be a week of people pretending they said what they thought of 15 minutes after it was relevant. And Honda Accord anecdotes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:08, archived)
# While they were on MD's?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Exactly.
It'll be fucking GOLD.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)
# I can't wait to see how many times the phrase 'needless to say, I had the last laugh' gets used.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Needless to say
JackAction had the last laugh.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:20, archived)
# CLOSE QOTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:18, archived)
# you frightful troll.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:37, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Where's my spoon?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:45, archived)