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# Now where's he gone?

(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Now this is some kind of witchcraft - I bet you weigh as much as a duck!
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:16, archived)
# Then, logically,
logically I'm made of wood.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:26, archived)
# She turned me into a newt... I got better!
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Is this going to start a rush of everyone posting everything ever they have put smug into?
I HOPE SO!!!
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:19, archived)
#

(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:22, archived)
# USE HAM
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:27, archived)
# TOUCH IT!
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:30, archived)
# I don't know how to 'touch'

What would you like to do?
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Now that's what I call a popper snack...
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:47, archived)
# He's on the Atkins.....
That glass has butter in it.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:49, archived)
# So does mine, I'm not washing up at this time of night....
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:52, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:43, archived)
# Arrested
for public smugness between the hours of 8am and 6pm

(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Ha, nicely :)
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)
# rip smug 4eva in are hartz
Nicely done :)
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:31, archived)
# He's not gone gone, he's nipped down to the local Tesco to nick some wine and croissants with the Worral Thompsons
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:35, archived)
# i started cloning him out entirely the other day
looks like i may as well not finish it off...
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Nooooooooooo!
Don't let me stop you finishing it as I cheated terribly with this one. Just couldn't get the chair right so I googled modern furniture shops until I found one as close as I could get.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:51, archived)
# Nice, I tried doing this once, and then gave up!
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Me too
Hence the huge cheatery going on with the fence chair and tray....
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Did you try what I suggested below?
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:58, archived)
# We'll never forget him.
*wipes away a tear*
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:46, archived)
# I haven't tried doing this before. But if I did, it'll probably end up being completely mediocre.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:46, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:47, archived)
# The Standard Deviation of the Normal, the Median of Mediocrity - You are Mediocre!
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:49, archived)
#

(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Pond wants a word
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:00, archived)
# So much better.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:53, archived)
# he's smuggered off!
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:04, archived)
# :D:D:D
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:06, archived)
# The question of original sauce for Smug Bastard came up a while back
I think I found it...

(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:03, archived)
# yup
except it was on getty images
the 'original' still had the getty tag
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Damn! Getty has a lot of "Man 30-39 with Newspaper and Juice in Chair" pics
But not that one, at least not currently.

(I made the iStock image, BTW.)
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:55, archived)