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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:40, archived)
# Sautéed eyebrows in cunty mint sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:47, archived)
# And a dusting of yiff
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:47, archived)
# Mmmm. Carpaccio of thinly sliced whale balls for starters
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:49, archived)
# Parma squirrel tits
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Mmm rodent lactate
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:17, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 13:35, archived)
# asshole butter and ghost cum jism with chocolate sprinkles
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:48, archived)
# youve been snooping through my pantry
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:09, archived)
#
ry +s
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:12, archived)
# : - )
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:45, archived)
# ew ew ew ewwwww
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:14, archived)
# I like the Bass Bass Bass Bass
Shiitake buttery Bass
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 9:53, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:22, archived)
# Arf!
Art imitating life again?


there seems to be a lack of hidden yiffery in this post.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:05, archived)
# What are you on about?
The cat has tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:06, archived)
# yeah, but only 2, so it's anti-yiff
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Caption competition, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:09, archived)
# "Mmm something smells tasty"
"I'm trying my hand at a recipe that Vanity sent me."
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:14, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:20, archived)
# "Isn't this HappyToast's joke?"
"Yeah I thought that as well"

;o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:25, archived)
# And now he's too upset to carry on doing them :-(
WELL DONE EMVEE - YOUVE RUINED THE INTERNET
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:27, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:09, archived)
# "I thought you wanted me to get my chopper out?"
"You've been in the toilet for half an hour! I used a knife in the end, I got fed up of waiting."
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:43, archived)
# "Nearly there!"
"No, I don't want you to make me a bowl of THAT sort of batter ..."
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 12:52, archived)
# I'd like to be first to congratulate JollyJack on his censorship of "the S word".
For far too long this website has been a den of foul language and peurile filth.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:14, archived)
# ^
I can remain pure knowing that my eyes and mind are never exposed to such crass, corrupting language.
NOW WHERE'S MY TINY HEADED MUSCLE FERRET WOMAN WITH PENDULOUS BREASTS?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:27, archived)
# *readies Adblock*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:28, archived)
#
Adbl c
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:57, archived)
# T*tally Agr**
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:31, archived)
# FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:47, archived)
# I'm shocked
shirley you mean, F*LTH!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Full uncensored impact.
That's how I roll.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:41, archived)
# I thought that was done to stress the swearword, otherwise easily overlooked
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 1 Feb 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Shit Ache Mushrooms?
That's not mushrooms. That's chillies.
(Wize, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 7:56, archived)