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# bindun yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:02, archived)
# My stepmother met him once - apparently he was an arsehole to her, so he's well alright in my book.
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(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:04, archived)
# I met him once
he seemed alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:05, archived)
# I once walked straifgt into Billy Connoly's chest, he didn't seem to pleased about it...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Not to mention that he broke your fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:08, archived)
# I thought he might judging by the look on his face....
I didn't even know it was him, untill I started to walk away and I could see and heard people nudging eachother and point saying "Look it's Billy Connoly" :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Maybe he didn't see you.
(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:20, archived)
# He was taller than I thought he would be...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Weird, because he seems to fit into my telly OK.
(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Badum tish ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! MadCatMan Listening to Gong again, on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:25, archived)
# I know someone who worked at a theatre where he did a show
He was allegedly an egocentric git.
(Tribs likes ketchup, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:28, archived)
# If I was Billy Connolly I'd be egocentric.
See - people go on about megastars being arseholes - well of course they are - we all would be.

Fuck it - if I was well famous and rich, I'd hire people specifically to fire just so I could see the look on their faces at my unreasonableness.

It's this attitude that probably explains why I'm an absolutely Joe Average working for Faceless Incorporated.
(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:33, archived)
# dunno Alan Sugar managed to live the dream
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:36, archived)
# No no - anyone on The Apprentice deserves absolutely everything they get.
I'm talking throwing diamond-encrusted mobile 'phones at assistants here, and having my hat flown first class across the Atlantic - that sort of stuff.

If I were a rock star my rider would need a fucking hundred-page index.
(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:41, archived)
# He looked at me like I was a piece of dirt....
But there again, I think he thought I was taking the piss and had walked into him on purpose, which I hadn't..
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:42, archived)
# You totally should have turned to an imaginary friend across the street and shouted "Got it!" and run off.
(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:44, archived)
# I was only a wee little slip of a lad at the time and a bit scared of him.... I think it was about 1982
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:49, archived)
# I understand that his enunciation of "Bob" - which is widely-celebrated as some of his finest work
is due to his having overcome a nervous stutter he suffers from.
(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:08, archived)
# No long philosophical debates I'm afraid.
I just served him a coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:10, archived)
# *something about tennis*
(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:18, archived)
# I've also heard he is an arsehole.
Hard to work with apparantly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter It's a business doing pleasure with you on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:07, archived)
# As long as it means he upset my stepmother, I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:09, archived)
# As the song says
"I had lunch with Rowan Atkinson when he paid and wasn't late"
(Tribs likes ketchup, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Arf, partnered with Frank Spencer.....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 17:05, archived)