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# There is no spoons


Note in office kitchen. I couldn't help myself.

I'm simple that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:13, archived)
# clearly your office needs to employ some kind of Spoonherd
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:15, archived)
# Or a weapons-grade magnet.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:18, archived)
# oooh, that would be good. Sound an alarm and switch it on
Youtube gold
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:20, archived)
# Humans eviscerated by flying metal, always good for a few thousand views
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:21, archived)
# I'll just wait for the compilation video of this weeks Spoon Magnet Fails
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:26, archived)
# HEY! Has anyone got a spare spoo *THONK*
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:26, archived)
# how ironic - a fork to the forehead
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:28, archived)
# yeah bitch! magnets! OOHHHH!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 0:29, archived)
# Ambiguity is strong in this one...
Maybe... Maybe the spoons had already returned to their place of manufacture. You need to word things carefully with spoons.

Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:19, archived)
# or maybe the spoons are faulty and have to go back to the place of manufacture to avoid death of all staff using them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:20, archived)
# High on a hill stood a lonely spoonherd
Ladle-oh-do ladle-oh-do ladle-hoo
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:26, archived)
# Then Jeeebus told them this parable: “Suppose one of you has a hundred spoons and loses one of them."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 24 Apr 2014, 3:04, archived)
# Maybe they all desserted?
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:28, archived)
# Oof.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:30, archived)
# Maybe they went stir crazy?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:55, archived)
# Does Alanis Morissette work there?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:29, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11074293
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:30, archived)
# ironically no
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:31, archived)
# earnestly doing the best she can, though
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:43, archived)
# Shortest game of spoon tennis ever.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:34, archived)
# You made me do a sad face
There was a B3tan called Thereisnospoons. He didn't make it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:34, archived)
# Noooo!
I remember Thereisnospoons. What when how?
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:38, archived)
# Forking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:46, archived)
# He took his own life
way back in about 2009 I think. Very sad, he was struggling with addiction. We were gazzing, but I guess he just ran out of strength.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:50, archived)
# Blimey. :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:53, archived)
# We've lost some of the best on here
Spoons, Valin, Nina... It's quite a long list.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:05, archived)
# I've been away to long.
*doffs hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 23:36, archived)
# Oh no. I remember them.
Now I'm sad.

I wish searched worked so I could see what they did here.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:40, archived)
# He didn't change the world
or try to. But he was a decent guy. I liked him. Given more time, I might have helped. But I'm pretty shit at stuff like that and just as we were talking he did it.

Edit: I don't blame myself but I have felt pretty bad ever since.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 0:12, archived)
# I can imagine how disturbing that must be.
I'm pulling out of years of being ill on and off. I was so healthy until something happened. I think I just drank and didn't eat right. I really wondered if I would give up. After sheer brute force and will I am finally coming back to life. I think health issues play a role in many of these situations. Life kind of sucks some of the time. But this place has always put a smile on my face, even in the worst moments.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 5:40, archived)
# calling mr spoon! button moon come in!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:35, archived)
# I blame these guys

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:38, archived)
# the old spoon guard
always stirring up trouble
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 0:30, archived)
# Speak the rhythm all alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:46, archived)
# Shoulda kept his eyes open
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:57, archived)
# Does he lift it up to find Richard Wilson hiding underneath?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:59, archived)
# ahh - the giant bowl of 'special k' episode
edit: this kinda works for both strips
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:49, archived)
# :D still great
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:20, archived)
# This is one of the bestest things ever.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:46, archived)
# Am it RPW?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:57, archived)
# SPOONS!!!! Spoons are for wimps.
Real men stir their tea with their cocks knives.
(emptyspace, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:35, archived)