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# STOP IT
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:32, archived)
# think about them, lora, all those spiders with their teeth...
anyway, see you later.

/walks away whistling.
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:33, archived)
# i hate you!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:35, archived)
# and you thought i was nice!
ha ha haaaa
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:42, archived)
# rest assured
I don't anymore! And to think I was going to ask if you wanted to go to a comedy club sometime..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:44, archived)
# it's shock therapy
we're only doing this because we love you.
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)
# no
you're doing it because you're sadistic and no doubt it brings you great pleasure to imagine me in discomfort :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:49, archived)
# That's about right
think of your icon.... a spider of that size can't really grow that much, but multiply.

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)
# i get pleasure from imagining you
in SO many ways...

ps. if we're making you uncomfortable, decamp to the library and revise.
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Ok
i won't mention to you that tiny spiders can get everywhere, shoes, cloths, anywhere. You won't know about it untill you see them, like a swarm of ants.

Your floor will be 'moving', just slowly, subtaly, you'll notice one, then a few. You'll relise that they are hundreds, no, thousends, all laying there eggs....
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:34, archived)
# are you trying
to make me cry?
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:35, archived)
# apparently you swallow five spiders a year
while you sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:36, archived)
# almost 2 kilos of insects in a lifetime
86% of reasonably acurate FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:38, archived)
# This really
isn't helping.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:40, archived)
# that utter BOLLOCKS
sorry - and spiders don't have teeth either
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:39, archived)
# yay!
i like Darkedge :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:40, archived)
# No,
they have mandibles of death.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:41, archived)
# that is the best sentence you have
ever typed.

i love you.
(martian, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:42, archived)
# sadly
I stole that from Calvin and Hobbes, but it seemed appropriate to add there.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Some spiders have teath
like the kind that eat small birds,

but it's not the teath that'll get you, its the fact that when they crawl about, over your face, into your mouth and up your nose, it can get into your lungs. Clog up your mouth.

you would spit them out, but more keep on coming. Laying eggs.

Is that a spider on your hair, or just an itch?
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:46, archived)
# You people are terrible!
tee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:48, archived)
# im just praying I don't see a spider....
that WOULD scare me.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:51, archived)
# But never
EVER Read "Web" By John Wyndam - very good book, but definately not for aracnophobes
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:42, archived)
# i swallow
more than that when i'm awake
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Nice reply
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:42, archived)
# So does Britney Spears
but you don't see her banging on about it.


unfortuantly
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:52, archived)
# You two
are real cunts aintcha..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 11:37, archived)