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ho hum, anybody fancy cheering me up?

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:10, archived)

two

liars walking down the street
1st says...I climbed everest last night.

2nd says.....yeah...I know , I saw you.

ha ha ha ha ha

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--- ---, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:11, archived)

well

it's my fave joke : D

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--- ---, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:15, archived)

stop

replying to your own stuff

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--- ---, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:15, archived)

never again

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--- ---, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:16, archived)

good

: O

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--- ---, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:16, archived)

Two peanuts were walking down the street when suddenly, one of them was

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Artamnesia, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:18, archived)

How

tragic.

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partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:20, archived)

groan!

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Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:20, archived)

i thought that we knew

he was assaulted all along...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:21, archived)

Not really.

I hope you have a really miserable time.

(Bob McCow, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:11, archived)

be nice

go on try it

(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:12, archived)

I hope that you cheer up slightly, or at least have to pause in your crying.
Better?

(Bob McCow, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:13, archived)

bastard.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:13, archived)

be nice

(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:14, archived)

as nice as Mr McCow

you mean?

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:16, archived)

You are a good person, Lampoon...

but I am evil. Proof is here.

(Bob McCow, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:19, archived)

indeed...

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:25, archived)

piss off then

you little fuck-bucket

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:13, archived)

hahaha

well that cheered me up, anyhow!

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Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:14, archived)

everybody be nice :)

(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:14, archived)

I'm outraged!

I haven't been called a fuck-bucket for weeks.

(Bob McCow, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:15, archived)

fuckbucket

; )

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Wow!

This must be my lucky day (^^)//

(Bob McCow, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:21, archived)

not

bad eigh : )
call me
cockchops

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Hmm?

Oh, fuckbucket. Sorry.
*Goes back to IRC...

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helmetcream, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:19, archived)

yes i did think of you when i said that

and hoped it wouldn't offend

but i thought fuckbucket seemed fairly fitting... I still have my L-plates when it comes to insulting people

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:27, archived)

*takes down trousers and does a little dance*

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Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:11, archived)

Retards.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:12, archived)

Here's a joke?

Did you know that three out of every two people are schizophrenic?

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:14, archived)

You appear to have spilt blue ink all over your face

allow me to lick it off

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:15, archived)

ooh yes please

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:17, archived)

I'll use my specially rented

licking horse.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:19, archived)

spacially

retarded licking horse????

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--- ---, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:23, archived)

oh :(

i thought you said you were going to lick it off

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:28, archived)

Don't ever buy a retarded dwarf.

It's not big and it's not clever.

Coat? Yes please, it's the one on the left

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partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:15, archived)

thank you all (excpet Arsey McCow)

no it's not fuzzy, yes you have had too much to drink

(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:37, archived)

You have

email.

:)

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:40, archived)