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# Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba ....


Begin The Pope Simulator

(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Fucking incredible!
Work that board!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:27, archived)
# my big brother just got back from a big trip round europe
and he has a picture of the pope.
Rock and/or Roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:28, archived)
# I think I'd like to hit the pope
"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven"

But he still lives in a fucking palace. Kiddy fiddling pensioner twat.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)
# i say
it is easier to untangle a slinky than it is to enter the kingdom of heaven
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:36, archived)
# Slinkys am the bestest.
I think I might get one for my birthday.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)
# I agree, Sir.
For a slinky, once tangled, is an upsetting thing.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)
# It says it's easier not impossible
I like the idea of "pope on a rope" merchandise mind you.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)
# on a rope
on a rope
got me pope on a rope
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)
# genius.
but i only got 20%. I'm clearly not cut out to be pope.
(Frogstar, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Me neither
.
(Icouldsleepforever, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:30, archived)
# I only got
10%. Does that mean I'm evil?
(I helped save b3ta! Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:31, archived)
# Nope
it just means you'll never be pope.
(Icouldsleepforever, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)
# Damn it
my mother was right!
(I helped save b3ta! Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:36, archived)
# that
is one of the most woo things ever sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:28, archived)
# TJ:
'cause I'm working late...

"Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, olny taht the frist and lsat ltteres are at the rghit pcleas. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by ilstef, but the wrod as a wlohe."

http://joi.ito.com/archives/2003/09/14/ordering_of_letters_dont_matter.html

I so want someone to automate this in a webpage wrangling fashion, maybe even me, if I finish soon enough.
(LaFamilleCatt, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:29, archived)
# The "rscheearch" looked a bit odd,
but I adapted quickly after that.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:32, archived)
# Thing is though,
if that's true, it means we shouldn't be such pedants. Which is a BAD thing.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)
# This must be
What it feels like to be dyslexic...

try writing the URL like that, and you're in for a heap of problems....
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:32, archived)
# that is crazy
but true
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:32, archived)
# filnnuy eougnh
smoenoe has adelary pesotd taht
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:32, archived)
# hvae tehy ralely?
how rrae!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:33, archived)
# you all sound like
weeble talking like that .
(Saffy, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)
# it's "wobbl"
honestly, kids these days...

where d'you think weebl gets it from? pah, stupid human!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)
# They don't know they've been born!



I've never actualy got that! "Don't know they've been born"?...I WAS TOO YOUNG TO FUCKING REMEMBER!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# you think you might not have been?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)
# You're absolutely right.
That's incredible! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:33, archived)
# Someone posted this the other night
honest guv:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:33, archived)
# Arse...
...goes to look thru 3 weeks of missed spaz.
(LaFamilleCatt, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)
# there's no need to do that
simply employ the handy dandy "search" function...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Actually...
...I'm just looking back over the last three weeks to see if I missed JaveViper posting pictures of her breasts (again).
(LaFamilleCatt, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:41, archived)
# hehehe
I think there's not been too much of her norks recently

you could spazz for pics of batsgirl shopped onto porn-like girlies though, there's a couple last night that had norkage in
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# My last one was removed as NSFW...
Pah!

nsfw apparently and the pic which kinda started the bandwagon : is sfw
(I helped save b3ta! swimmy, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# Pervert!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# No
her servers playing up...mores the pity
(Icouldsleepforever, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)
# I'm not missed
No one ever misses me:(

You might have missed some spazz though
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)
# Magic
.
(Icouldsleepforever, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:29, archived)
# that is sheer
genius :)

choose your own b3ta :)

*edit* 20% bah!


*edit, edit* the 'vatican bomb' image seems broken ?

*edit, edit and thrice edit* it's me... oops
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:29, archived)
# *Appluase*
that's what it's all about.
I slept in 0% pope! :)

*Run Lola Run is on Channel4 now for the unemployed who can stay up late on a Sunday...
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:30, archived)
#



*and music teachers


*puts on tv*
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:31, archived)
# I ried watching it the other week
but the flashcutting got on my tits... that's not a new and innovative way to make films, it's just annoying
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)
# You could always
watch the simpsons version
(Icouldsleepforever, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:36, archived)
# I thought
that was included in the regular one? I remember seeing the endless run down the stairs, and homer sat at the bottom with a donut...*

*seeing homer may be a lie
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)
# I need a life
www.snpp.com/episodes/CABF14
(Icouldsleepforever, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# not half as badly
as the people who wrote that page!

night all, this has put me to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)
#



* and people who work shifts and have the next four days off


*but I'm knackered, and I said I was going to bed, didn't I? *
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)
# You crazy crazy
bastard! That's BRILLIANT!!! And I'm 60% Pope.
Must try harder!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:31, archived)
# Splendubridous.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:31, archived)
# brilliant!
and 70%! bless you :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:33, archived)
# That is sheer hummus
So sheer, I can see your bits!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:33, archived)
# Huzzah
Top notch you deviant.

60% pope.... Mmmmm, probably the shakes, the nodding off during the day and the dribbling bit.

That really should be FP'd. Miles above most posts for ages and ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Did anyone else
get 100% on their first go?
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:36, archived)
# *clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap*
that is probably the best thing i have ever seen, ever. in the whole world.

(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:36, archived)
# that is brilliant
and genius and all things good
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:36, archived)
# arf!
that be quite fabulous mr elephant :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)
# haha
c'est excellent !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)
# hello
(1, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 13:08, archived)
# hi
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 22:26, archived)