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# at the office party, there's always one...
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Cor!
I would!
(Ellis, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# gah!
kill it! and stop it going spiderse on a photocopier!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# Spiders scare me so much
They are the one thing I'm actually terrified of.
That picture has made me lift my legs of the ground, I'm now squatting on my chair hugging my knees, EEEEerrrgh, Spiders!


Plus I don't like sugar, I cannot stand it
(Ellis, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# What about
Meerkats?
(McDave, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# They don't so much scare me,
because I know one won't be near. But spiders are EVERYWHERE!
(Ellis, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# what, you mean like the one on your shoulder?
Did you get the picture, by the by?
(McDave, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)
# almost everywhere
that I go.

They like to wag their' tails
at all the pretty girls

blablabla
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# they can stand without any help anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# Hope you don't meet a Tarantuala with a bag of Silver Spoon
Ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# I remember
On holiday once we went to a zoo, and there were tarantula things in glass cage-dealies. So my dad put my hand in and touched one, and it made me go all wobbly
(Ellis, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)
# Just imagine it was a kitten
....with eight legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# Kittens
aren't terribly poisonous
(Ellis, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Neither are Tarantulas.


well.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# Aren't they
?
(Ellis, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# Bees and Wasps are technically poisonous
You know.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# *hilariously poisonous

(Ellis, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Tarantulas don't have Tuna Breath
.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# can you sit it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# you don't like
sugar? the spider thing I can understand, they make my skin crawl and my pulse race in a way that makes me feel like I'm going to pass out
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# My girlfriend laughed at me once
because we went into her cellar, and there was a HUGE spider sitting on the wall, and I couldn't move at all. I couldn't breathe and just stood there holding the banister like a loon.
(Ellis, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# I can't even
go into cellars, just in case... it's dark and gloomy and exactly where spiders like to hang out. I'm itching all over now and twitching, terrified in case I see one :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# Spiders!
I just don't like them. They're so....spidery.

I'm just glad they can't fly
(Ellis, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# cor imagine if they could
FLYING SPIDERS, all covered in sugar! OOOOOOOOOH!!!!
just imagine it! Go on! Imagine it!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# haha, that would be silly
I'm not scared of sugar, I just really don't like it. Just the way its never clean, its always got that look about it. And how it sticks together in big lumps, and the noise it makes
(Ellis, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# how are you with
cotton wool?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# the noise it makes isn't very nice
and shush you :p
(Ellis, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# would it be terribly unkind to call you
a big poof?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# No
I'm a big fairy when it comes to spiders
(Ellis, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# that am woo
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# Spitzenklasse!
100 points!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
I like that...and the poster in the background is a nice touch
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# Genius
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# arf
nool


thats genius

wyhp etc.
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# ha haa!
brilliant! is that a spider-web motivational poster in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# it certainly is
they are naturally quite lazy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
# Oh my
that's rather ace, but I don't want to look at it.

The smile disturbs me.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# it's a web of lies.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
# pffft
rather something woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
# ha ha h
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
# wonderous
work yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
# Hahaahha
Perfect mate, perfect !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
# cheers, sir
and thanks all :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)
# That's
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# KILL IT!!!
KIIIIIIIIIIILLLLL IIIIIITT!!!!



That racoon stole my lamb chop.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# Right grand.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# Love
that, have a woo
(byebye, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# ewwww
it's yukky
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# flucking
mlarvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# hahaha...
fabulous... love the little details... woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# SPIDER PORNOGRAPHY
Yes - the symptoms of a mis-spent youth, my many happy hours in the school library (between being beaten up for a speccy boffin & doing other kids homework for cash) And YES, I HAVE SEEN WITH MY OWN EYES the spider porn that Douglas Adams said he left out of H2G2.

No, really!

www.news.cornell.edu/Chronicle/03/3.13.03/BOOM.html

Becky Chu, a master's student in computer science, explains her collaborative project, which employs simulations of wolf spiders' courtship dances, to Ron Elber, Cornell professor of computer science, during the BOOM event in Upson Hall, March 5.

"...she found that female spiders, being extremely visually oriented creatures, react with interest to video clips of male spiders performing mating dances. "
(Johnathan Benton's Quest, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 2:08, archived)
# Ha HA
That is Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 8:50, archived)
# hahah
thats great:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)