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(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:14, archived)
# that's both funny and scary, and for the same reason
it's 100% of FACT

Edit: the more I look at it, the more charming it, and especially he, becomes. I think you could make a fortune if you agreed to do Bush's election publicity
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:15, archived)
# his campaign rallies
would be europoptastic!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:26, archived)
# yes
the further Bush steers clear of his appalling political record and presents himself as an amiable bungling buffoon, the more I like him
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:31, archived)
# Awww
Look at his little face : )
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:16, archived)
# *falls out of bed*
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:16, archived)
# Nooooooo
you'll crush your...
1 - Stable door and grooming kit
2 - Lucky the Horse
3 - Part of the stable, saddle and stand
4 - Horse coat and 2 overreach boots
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:21, archived)
# and drape your pyjama sleeve
in the imitation horse shit
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)
# which is really pig shit, but they process it and label it as horse shit
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:26, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:16, archived)
# woo!
*grooves*
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:19, archived)
# Absolute Class!!
Am I noticing a link between the drum beat and the publishers? Or am I again reading too much into things?
(, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 2:28, archived)
# Class!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:17, archived)
# hahaha!
:)
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:17, archived)
# it's funny because it's true
woo :)
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:18, archived)
# He loves horses
They're his only friends.
Great stuff.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:19, archived)
# If only he'd play more often with his horses
the world would surely be a better place.
On a different note: today's my 666th day on b3ta.
Hail Satan Whatever.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:19, archived)
#
Hello old person. Please consider joining our pension scheme. Cheers.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:23, archived)
# ~granpa~ ?
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)
# Takes one to know one.
Anyway, Rob and Spacefish are around here somewhere.

They've had their telegrams from the Queen.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:29, archived)
# I'VE TOLD YOU ONCE STOP I'M NOT INTERESTED STOP
PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME ANY MORE PHOTOGRAPHS STOP
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:31, archived)
# I had to check that
to see if you'd been posting from the past.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:32, archived)
# Beg pardon?
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:43, archived)
# If only the economy was that stable.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:22, archived)
# haha
now that is cutting politcal satire.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:23, archived)
# FUCKING HELL!
that's the worst best pun ever: 100% fact
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:23, archived)
# yes
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)
# I aim to please.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)
# that's nice
but when I read your pun, my arse cheeks clenched so tightly I'll need a crow bar next time I do a poo. What are you going to do about that?
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:27, archived)
# Giggle.
Apparently.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:29, archived)
# Ouch
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:24, archived)
# hahaha
I hate that advert!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:23, archived)
# Yip
Agreed!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 1:35, archived)
# in addition to horses
he also apparently likes ribs.

i wish this weren't a real press release.


sixteen tons of woo for the pic.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)
# Fuck.
And they let him have nuclear weapons?
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:27, archived)
# yes
D'Agostini's I love Nuclear Weapons . Over 26 weekly parts you build your own ICBM. And then you can play with it.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:29, archived)
# Free Potassium Iodide tablets with part 1!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:30, archived)
# indeed
but you don't get your first fuel rod until you've collected all your Nuclear Physics Degree Diploma tokens
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:32, archived)
#
*weeps*
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:29, archived)
#
*joins in weeping*
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:37, archived)
# pure unadulterated
genius
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:26, archived)
# what do they mean with that song?
Horses are the best of all the animals
or just likes horses more than stoates...i dunno gah
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:39, archived)
# I fucking love you !
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 21:43, archived)
# laughing with lolly loudness
woo
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 22:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHHAH!!
that is the funniest thing that i have seen nearly forever!!!!


HAHAHAHA

well done!

P.S. That tune is driving me INSANE!!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:18, archived)
# Hahaha
Thankyou. That really made my day. I am in stiches now. A Big Woo to You
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:26, archived)
# That's far far far too good
WOO!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:35, archived)
# I love you menub
...and I love horses....they're my friends :D
(, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 23:41, archived)
# Woo yay!
That's reet grand!

I wonder if I can get away with pearoasting this Victorian Gentleman's pamphlet...

(, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 0:32, archived)
# ROFLMAO
w/y/h!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 3:42, archived)
# ^ ^ ^
what they said!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 10:41, archived)
# That's just
the best thing EVER
(, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 13:12, archived)
# I love the way
you've written "Aminals" too.

Woo!
(, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 14:17, archived)