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[challenge entry] Looking to break up the monotony of terrorism...
Bin Laden does his juggling routine.

From the Whoah! That wasn't there before I went to bed! challenge. See all 314 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 13:57, archived)
# my advice well taken


looks better now
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 13:59, archived)
# ty very much
i realize why most efforts are crap.. im lazy lol

now if only it ends up (u know where)
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 14:02, archived)
# you mean the f word place......
who knows.

better than any of my efforts

like this

(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 14:04, archived)
# lol
i remember that 1 i liked it alot.

(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 14:07, archived)
# I plan on doing a whole series of totp stuff
just need to think of more songs
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 14:09, archived)
# that twat has nukes
im sure of it - thats why they cant get close to him *FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! dakster, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 14:02, archived)
# bollocks.
they've already got him, and they're going to wheel him out a few weeks before the elections.

in fact, anyone near a bookies? i'd like to see what odds billy hill's would give on that
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 14:08, archived)
# The reason they can't get close to him is that he works for "them" and is a handy scapegoat.
Once they catch bin Laden, there's no more War On TerrorTM and thus no more removal of civil liberties and easy totalitarianism. It's not even subtle. He's basically an agent provocateur. The CIA actually met up with him in 1999 while he was helpless in hospital somewhere; they could have arrested him right there, but they mysteriously just had a word and left it at that. Of course, he might well have nukes, and there's no telling whether or not he's still being strictly obedient. But don't take al Qaeda at face value. They're not the anti-Americans they're made out to be, not by a long shot.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 14:08, archived)
# i liked it better
before someone pointed out the amusing acronym of "the war against terror"
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 14:10, archived)
# That one's underused
in my opinion.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 14:11, archived)
# he he
(I helped save b3ta! dakster, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 14:13, archived)
# *red and blue flashing lights*
Conspiracy theory alert
Conspiracy theory alert
Conspiracy theory alert

*runs to put tin foil on walls*
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 14:11, archived)
# just cause something's a conspiracy theory
doesn't automatically make it untrue.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 14:12, archived)
# Never said it did
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 14:13, archived)
# That's the trouble with these things.
As soon as somebody accuses a western government of a really big lie, the label "conspiracy theory" appears and instantly makes it look implausible for no good reason.
(Incidentally, it's not even a theory. Al Qaeda were trained, funded, and commanded by the CIA. The only chance that they're acting against America now is if they've actually gone 'rogue'. Which is unlikely, because there was the aforementioned meeting when they should have arrested bL but didn't)
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 14:14, archived)
# It's true
that the Taliban were armed and funded by the CIA, but I don't think Bin Laden is doing all this just to help the Bush admin get it's own way.. he really is a complete cnut as opposed to a manipulated cnut.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 14:23, archived)
# right.
A bunch of terrorists would never ever even think of double crossing the CIA. Nope. No chance. Honest guv.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 14:23, archived)
# Fair point.
However, the mysterious meeting remains the wild card in this equation. And bear in mind that Saddam and bin Laden espouse radically different politics and in fact quite strongly dislike each other. Everyone in politics has always known this. It still remains pretty clear that the US administration has little or no wish to actually apprehend bL.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 14:26, archived)
#
apparently the label 'conspiracy theory' doesn't suit anymore because more and more americans believe in conspiracy theories
they now use terms like 'revisionist history' because that summons up thoughts of holocaust deniers, who aren't as popular or believable
(I helped save b3ta! hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 14:31, archived)
# teehee
terror ™
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 14:12, archived)
# And the evidence?
I know him, he's shit scared and hiding round me mams, won't even go out for a paper.
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 14:12, archived)
# Oh yes, I forgot that the Americans obviously decided to blow up their own Twin Towers building by dressing as Afghanistani's, and flying planes into buildings!
Silly me

/rolls eyes
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 14:13, archived)
# And the spanish
don't forget them!
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 14:15, archived)
# Curse them
Curse them for withdrawing their troops and giving in to terrorism.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 14:16, archived)
# What d'you mean "dressing as"? They've got their own pet terrorist cell in al Qaeda.
And it's not as if governments don't do that sort of thing. After all, that's the entire basis for the war in Iraq: Saddam Hussein tortured and killed his own people. Why shouldn't the Bush administration be capable of the same? Because they're white? Because "this is the western world"? Because none of them have evil moustaches? We know, in fact, that Bush Sr. and his pals are into those kind of politics. Check out Iran-Contra and then tell me the Republicans aren't prepared to slaughter their own people to get ahead.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 14:17, archived)
# Calm down
it's only a message board!!!

You'll be assasinated if you don't stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 14:23, archived)
# I bloody hope so.
It's exactly how I plan to die.
My goal is to own a mansion filled with all kinds of booby traps to fend off would-be killers. The one who survives them all will get to face me in single combat. And I'll cheat, too.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 14:24, archived)
# Don't tell me......
you're an American?
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 14:26, archived)
# Nope.
Old-fashioned English megavillain.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 14:29, archived)
# best reply yet*




*personal opinion
(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 14:32, archived)
# is it so implausible?
they now own two countries solely off the back of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 14:18, archived)
# wow
long thread...
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 14:21, archived)
# No, but...
they used their connections to terrorist groups (i.e. Bin Laden and Al-Qaeda) for their own ends. The Bushes and the Bin Ladens have close family ties (hence why on 9/11 when all planes were grounded the Bin Ladens who were in the US were allowed to leave).

What's more, it's in the current administration's interests to fly planes into buildings, read up on the PNAC (Plan for a New American Century), it's chilling stuff.
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 14:20, archived)
# Jesus Jumping Christ.
Do people know that Rumsfeld has put his name to this? THAT is fucking scary.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 14:22, archived)