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[challenge entry] Perhaps not a true SuperHeroine as such
or maybe there is an Amazon Girl cartoon? But I would like to think still in the spirit of the challenge, if not bah humbug! ;)

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(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Someone told me
that Amazon women cut off one of their norks so they could use their bows properly.
Is that true or just some bizarre kind of fantasy?
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:34, archived)
# "Someone"
Jonathan Edwards on Sunday night.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Never met him
And I don't have a TV, assuming he's a TV person. The friend who told me the Interesting Fact might well have got it from that though.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:37, archived)
# no tv!?
*gives Robin a real quid
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:37, archived)
# the man who took Hop Skip and Jump
and make a career out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Yes it was apparently true
But that's a bit extreme for Amazon Girl
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Pfft,,,
Amazon Girl is a girl.... erm.. poof... erm...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:36, archived)
# So will you be cutting of one of your testicles
to prove what a man you are? Eh? Eh?

hahaha ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Testicles don't get in the way of using a bow
Well mine don't anyway
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Perhaps your just not swinging them enough, dear
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha
I want to watch you partake in archery, because your technique intruiges me.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:47, archived)
# You mean the milkshake archery technique
- well proven against the lecterous Frenchies at Agincourt who would be so mesermised by the female archery combination milkshake display they would forget that the femmes had let off a volley of arrows.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:50, archived)
# and they're like
it's better than yours . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:51, archived)
# My milkshake brings all the Frenchies to the yard
and their like, it's better that yours
I could kill you but I'd have to charge.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:52, archived)
# I have a grandmother with one breast
if you need someone to fulfill that fantasy.

£35 for an hour. No anal.
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:35, archived)
# regularly?
.
(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:37, archived)
# She only sees regulars mate
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:39, archived)
# hehehee
.
(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:41, archived)
# mines irregular
/bent
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:42, archived)
# You can have an operation for that
but if you're shy you can do it at home with a bottle of scotch, a razor and some cotton wool to staunch with.
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:46, archived)
#
fantasy?
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:35, archived)
# i doubt it
theyre like spaniels ears anyway
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:38, archived)
# only
left nork I think...
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:39, archived)
# nah
the right one, unless theyre left handed
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:40, archived)
# oh yea
that makes far more sense...
edit - no wait, actually I think it is left nork for righties, because you draw the string towards your breast side on, not beyond it...if I remember archery correctly that is, has been a while...
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:41, archived)
# yeah think you might be right:
edit:or left as the case may be
www.gravityfest.bc1.net/images/big_pics/archery.jpg
edit edit: birds with deadly weapons - pwhoar
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:45, archived)
# fighting the urge
to say something along the lines of "she could twang my bow anyday"...ahem.
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:46, archived)
# Its true i think
and like always :

Theres no garantee that any information i was given is correct.
(Dittmeyer, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:54, archived)
# She's hard as nails
Any idea why Amazons were from Greece, but the Amazon is in South America?
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:34, archived)
# Really I didn't know they were from Greece
- your live and learn on b3ta. Obviously then I don't know why the Amazon women were from Greece unless the Amazon is named after the Amazonians of Greece, perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:37, archived)
# the amazon
is named after the amazons
who were named after an item of clothing they wore
(rather than the dubious alternative etymology of lopping one of their lovepillows off to enable better archery)
/swot
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:43, archived)
# Who needs Google
when you can have b3ta swots ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:47, archived)
# They're not meant to be from Greece
What makes you think that? I think you're confused because they appear in Greek legends.
(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Well
the Med area.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:41, archived)
# Beg your pardon
I meant Northern coast of Asia Minor.
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:42, archived)
# It was named
after a popular web site.
(drnuclear, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:38, archived)
# They're not
dinkle!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:38, archived)
# and Libya
and Kazakstan and a host of other places by the looks of a quick google sweep. Guess that's why it's more of one of those contested mythological type-thingy's Terry Gilliam loves to report on on the Beeb. Or something.
(:Nelly:, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:41, archived)
# jesus, I read that a labia
help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(bblac didnt get the new job booo rotten bastards, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:53, archived)
# Arf!
have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:35, archived)
# hahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Hahahah!
I saw that happen in Sainsburys once!!


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:40, archived)
#
Why couldn't the real Love and Rockets comic be this violent.

BTW : woo yay
(fcknuts, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:42, archived)
# I love that she goes to Next
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:43, archived)
# I can't imagine
why? A bow or arrow wouldn't chaff one's tits would it?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 15:46, archived)