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# Convict or Cutie?
Has anyone noticed that this year the British Olympic team is particularly ugly?
Team GB
There are a few diamonds hidden in the rough though!
Victoria Pendleton (cycling), mmm yummy...
(Griffit, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:24, archived)
# EEK!


sorry for the leeching
(Harry, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:26, archived)
# Wasn't he
on the most recent Big Brother?
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:29, archived)
# this guy is in the special olympics
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:35, archived)
#
is goatse licking an olympic event now, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:36, archived)
# this guy looks like he should be too
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:38, archived)
# oh dear
a paedophile seems to have slipped in

(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:27, archived)
# he wants hanging he does
probably won the lottery and all
and I've been playing my lucky numbers for years and not a sausage
mutter mutter grumble
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:30, archived)
# then they aren't very lucky numbers, are they?
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:32, archived)
# He he, 'slipped in'...

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:33, archived)
# glad you noticed
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:34, archived)
# ewwh.
Away with you! Back, back I say! Back to the pit!
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:36, archived)
#
That could of been a threadjack instead of a waste
But i don't think anybodys interested anyway
I seem unfluffy today :(
(smoglane!, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:27, archived)
# Your not alone
Not mentioning any names, but someone is being a right pedantic so and so. Oh. If only I could strive to their perfection....
(I helped save b3ta! Misterk1973 been a hanging around these here parts since, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Aaaaww, have a compo related repost
to cheer you up?

(Dr Frank, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:31, archived)
# tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:29, archived)
# blimey
(compares neck with forehead)
weightlifting or shotputt?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:33, archived)
# I think
This bloke would win the gold for having a huge neck
,
(I helped save b3ta! Goon, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:38, archived)
# And this woman
would win Smallest Head championships
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:43, archived)
# now she might.

(Krowten, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:48, archived)
# ahh you made her look
like someone i know
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:52, archived)
# good guess
weightlifting
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:39, archived)
# Female or Shemale?
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:33, archived)
# Probably got a really nice personality
...for a weight lifter
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:34, archived)
# On the Shooting Team


This woman should NOT be given a gun
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:30, archived)
# She's chavtastic
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:33, archived)
# "Don't shoot until you can see the whites of...
..oh, OK, go on then."
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:38, archived)
# WTF?

what kind of athlete is this?
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:30, archived)
# a fat one in a tie
Chartered Accountancy is an Olympic Sport, now
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:31, archived)
# One who specialises in events involving ham,
by the look of him.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:31, archived)
# would that be
the HAMmer throw?
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:33, archived)
# No.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:34, archived)
# aw.
:(
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:35, archived)
# I meant he looks like he could eat a lot of ham.
But then, fat, sweaty, red-faced men (and women) often look as if they're constructed from ham. It's true, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:39, archived)
# they are?
I'm gonna catch me a fat bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:42, archived)
# Use ham as a lure.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:44, archived)
# oops
i read that as lube
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:47, archived)
# Doesn't that make them Cannibals?
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:47, archived)
# You are what you eat.
I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:49, archived)
# Ouch,,,,,
my ribs. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Misterk1973 been a hanging around these here parts since, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:34, archived)
# He's in Olympic Spelling
I taught him to spell "Of" as in "Piss Of". I reckon we're in for a bronze at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Misterk1973 been a hanging around these here parts since, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:33, archived)
# The Archery team are shocking

Edit: But she is nice (not archery)
Name: Jo Fenn
Sport: 800m
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:30, archived)
# ooooo
i'd give her one
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:36, archived)
# Oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:37, archived)
# mmm... nice... but not one to go stalking...
you try to explain why there is an Arrow in your back to the people at the hospital
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:37, archived)
# She's in the 800m
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:38, archived)
# *didnt read it properly*
*for obvious reasons*
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:41, archived)
# I always thought that when one stalks,
one faces the person one is stalking, hence it would be impossible for the arrow to enter via the back.
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:40, archived)
# If the stalkee is going to be aiming at the stalker with a bow and arrow
the stalker is either going to be
1) looking away sheepishly/ acting inconspicuous

2) running
(I helped save b3ta! dantl, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:58, archived)
# she is too.
 
(I helped save b3ta! fineart, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:39, archived)
# What is wrong with this man's nose!?
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:37, archived)
# SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:44, archived)
# Nicely done, sir
W/Y
(Griffit, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:47, archived)
# It was removed in an accident when he was a child
they grafted bits of his Nob to his face during reconstructive surgery
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:39, archived)
# So, that makes him a dickhead then?
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:41, archived)
# yes
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:47, archived)
# ...
looks like tried to fit a condom on his snout
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:48, archived)
# guess which sport
(no cheating)

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:39, archived)
# Bowls
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:40, archived)
# Shop lifting? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:40, archived)
# Equatorial
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:42, archived)
# that be close enuff
for farm folk and other inbreds, so it be
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:47, archived)
# I definatly wouldn't,
Considering her surname is funnel.
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:42, archived)
# funnely enough.
.
(Krowten, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:49, archived)
# Funnelling?
,
(Krowten, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Curling
one off.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:46, archived)
# Deep Sea
Muff Diving?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:53, archived)
# Some nice women in the gymnastics team, and not too young either :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:39, archived)
# I WOULD!
Oh yes sirre, so I would. She's called Victoria. Pro'lly means she's posh and would make whinnying noises if you were to sex her.

*takes cold shower*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:41, archived)
# "Victoria arrived on the sprinting scene with a real bang in 2001"
I bet she did, the dirty minx...
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:46, archived)
# He he, yeah I bet.
This is a bit sad, isn't it?

/single bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:51, archived)
# arghh
he's wearing lip-stick



(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:41, archived)
# Aye woad.
.
(Krowten, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:42, archived)
# "Yes blue-dye-used-by-ancient-britons" ???
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Makes a change
from the Orange dye used by modern Britons
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:46, archived)
# haha
beheading and impaled on a stick for the losers, back to proper british justice!!

(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Pure brilliance.
I once went to a photo booth and (unintentionally) got exactly the same effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Goon, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:58, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

everyone's favourate

COME ON TIM!
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:46, archived)
# I'd rather not,
if it's all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:47, archived)
# BUKKAKE
rubbish British sports people should be an olympic sport.
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:49, archived)
# Well, there's already the 'strawberries and cream' tradition
at Wimbledon...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:52, archived)
# why
did that pic make me think of simon cowell the moment i saw it?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:52, archived)
# Swimming
makes you look like
Sloth from the Goonies

many of the others do too




(Idid, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:49, archived)
# i know
Georgina Lee, i used to train with her, and her mom coached me (she was a bitch)
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:50, archived)
# Erm
Eye wood
Eye wood
Eye wood and
Eye wood
cos swimmers have fit bodies

BTW can girlies play at this game?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:55, archived)
# Why'd you have to ask?
It's a free-for-all lechathon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 18:00, archived)
# out of
politeness :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 18:02, archived)
# And this monstrosity
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:56, archived)
# Mind Control?

Must resist...
(Griffit, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:55, archived)
# "spunk im my face"
"spunk in my face!"

"come on tim!"
(maddave, Thu 12 Aug 2004, 17:58, archived)