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[challenge entry] BLOODY HELL !
Just browsed through the entries and it was only fucking number fucking 4 with a brilliant headswap of blair, blunkett etc...

Does ANYONE agree with me that its new, cutting edge, and fucking incredibly fucking funny to do headswaps with politicians? Its UNIQUE for fucks sake and doesn't matter how well its done to be remotely funny these days...

IT IS INNOVATIVE NOW FUCKING MORE MORE MORE WITH THE BLAIR, BLUNKETT, BUSH HEADSWAPS YOU LOVELY PEOPLE - EVERY FUCKING COMPO NEEDS THEM.


edit - Parallel universe compo entry based on this jelly.b3ta.com/board/3700185

From the Meanwhile, in a parallel universe... challenge. See all 465 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:03, archived)
# here!
here!

Tony say:

Blahblahblahblahblaaaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:03, archived)
# yeay
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:07, archived)
# Woohoo!


In fairness, if the politicians of the world weren't such cocks then they wouldn't always drive us to express our despair by photoshopping them. I reckon this is an outlet of frustration more than a genuine attempt to make people laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:12, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:15, archived)
# Cowardly W : Courage! What makes a king out of a slave? Courage!
What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage! What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage! What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder? Courage! What makes the dawn come up like thunder? Courage! What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the "ape" in apricot? What have they got that I ain't got?

All: Courage!

Cowardly W : You can say that again! Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:21, archived)
# Just cause you have "problems", doent mean we all have

/goes off to cut his wrists some more
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:15, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:03, archived)
# Go Beau Bo
Go Beau Bo!

Good reply!
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:05, archived)
# ...
sorry, i've read down
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:05, archived)
# Are you better now?
or still brokn by fun?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:07, archived)
# i'm fine
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:09, archived)
# good
not sore at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:10, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rock on.
(I helped save b3ta! Misterk1973 been a hanging around these here parts since, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:05, archived)
# Hehe
shame the original post's been deleted :(
(Gimbo, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:05, archived)
# it hasn't
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:06, archived)
# it has?
*points
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:07, archived)
# It hasn't
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:07, archived)
# When you refresh things move down the board
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:07, archived)
# it hasn't
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:08, archived)
# *joins in*
it hsan't
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:08, archived)
# hsan't!!!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:10, archived)
# fukcing
hast'n!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:11, archived)
# hants'!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Maffydoo, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:11, archived)
# ns'aht!
(I'm pretty sure that's the capital of Uzbekistan...)
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:12, archived)
# MMMNNNGGGGGGHHHH'T!
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:13, archived)
# 'snaht
like what I find up my nahse
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:14, archived)
# hun'ts
(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:18, archived)
# It
hasn't
(I helped save b3ta! Maffydoo, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Yay!
(Sorry, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:06, archived)
# nicely done
woo
(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:06, archived)
# tis very
artistic, avant-garde, blue sky, brain wave, breaking ground, clever, dreamy, enterprising, extravagant, fanciful, fantastic, far out, fertile, fictive, flaky, head tripping, high-flown, ingenious, inspired, inventive, kinky, offbeat, original, originative, poetic, poetical, productive, quixotic, romantic, utopian, visionary, vivid, way out & whimsical
to do politician head swopping
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:06, archived)
# No it
bloody, blood-soaked, blood-spattered, bloodstained, crimson, ensanguined, gaping, gory, grisly, hematic, hemic, imbrued, open, raw, sanguinary, sanguine, wounded - well isn't!

I think I might have got the wrong definition...
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:09, archived)
# Ok
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha!
Blair + Howard + Kennedy = Andrew Morton!!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:12, archived)
# Get in there!
(I helped save b3ta! Maffydoo, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:07, archived)
# he he
(kebab, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:07, archived)
# I like that
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:09, archived)
# wet underwear?
it feels good till it goes cold
(kebab, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:10, archived)
# but then you just have another warm piss
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:12, archived)
# *wets pants*


bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:10, archived)
# There really is a lot of anger about this week's compo and question
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Good show!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:09, archived)
# I love teh Blair
You love teh Blair
We all love teh Blair
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:13, archived)
# Argh!
Blair Vortex! NOOOOOOOooooooooooo...
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:16, archived)
# i could watch that for hours
but my head would explode
(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:18, archived)