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# Compo stats round-up

*points at chart with pointy stick*
As you can see, I've broken the picture elements down into 'traditional' and 'alternative' (though kittin's could have gone in either I suppose).
Yellow snow proved very popular, and an impressive showing for Nazi's, considering they're generally regarded as having bugger all to do with xmas!
Edit: Thanks all, for the response! Glad you enjoy! (Tell me when you get bored of these and I'll stop!)
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:41, archived)
# You are a star!
I'm so proud of you for keeping up this excellent job.

Here. Have biscuit
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Oh, and while I remember...
there were:

10 posts which included no form of the C4 logo at all,

and 6 which featured spacking of some variety.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:45, archived)
# and none with cheese.
we need more cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:46, archived)
# and
giraffes!



rp 1609489
(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:54, archived)
# and giraffes eating cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:57, archived)
# those
giraffes are off to the cheese warehouse in their train, as it happens.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:59, archived)
# well done
to the stoopid 10
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:48, archived)
# This only means one thing..
MORE DOMO!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:43, archived)
# More domo would be nice,
but I think a greater show of Nazis loving christmas is in order.
(I helped save b3ta! Goldfish_, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 14:17, archived)
# Ooooohhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:43, archived)
# Bombs are the new bauballs
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:43, archived)
# YAY!
my favourite bit of the week

although a couple of questions:
a) where did my '4rseholed' santa go? Santa or Booze?
b) where did my '4nti-C4pit4lism' go?
c) how about my 4000th NSFW Santa Sex?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:44, archived)
# Um, to answer your questions...
a) I think he went in "Booze", but not in "Santa" because without 50% or more of the santa costume, he didn't officially count as a Santa.
b) too unique. Didn't go anywhere. In a category of of it's own. *
c) had stopped counting at that point... cut off point is mid-morning thursday.

* along with Ninjas, Barbara Werner and Pierluigi Collina.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:49, archived)
# aha
thanks for the clarification. you are truly a King among men
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:51, archived)
# So in fact, there's no idea in there that's not been done about 4 or 5 times ...
Originality is dead :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:46, archived)
# So in fact, there's no idea in there that's not been done about 4 or 5 times ...
Originality is dead :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:47, archived)
# So in fact, there's no idea in there that's not been done about 4 or 5 times ...
Originality is dead :)
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:49, archived)
# So in fact, there's no idea in there that's not been done about 4 or 5 times ...
Originality is dead :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:50, archived)
# So in fact, there's no idea in there that's not been done about 4 or 5 times ...
Originality is dead :)
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:52, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/3959718
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:54, archived)
# it's not dead
it's resting
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:53, archived)
# Beautiful Plumage . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:58, archived)
# Pining for the Fjords?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 14:00, archived)
# A poor showing...
...for tramps, sharks and helicopters.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:46, archived)
# Helicopter, bridge, shark
appeared 3 times...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:50, archived)
# Ah.
Originality really is dead, then.

Which category would my "Mouse with C4 logo grafted onto it" fit into?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:51, archived)
# Filed under mice
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:57, archived)
# So in fact, there's no idea in there that's not been done about 4 or 5 times ...

Originality is dead :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:54, archived)
# Actually, this week's was much more varied
and inventive than most. I had more trouble keeping track of all the different categories this week, compared to some other weeks with much bigger numbers of entries.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 14:03, archived)
# good to see cocaine up there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:46, archived)
# stop looking up my nose
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:47, archived)
# the traditional way to celebrate the festive crucifixion
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Mort puts in a good showing once more. :D
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:46, archived)
# I predicted he'd be top 10 by the end of the week
on friday, I think! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:51, archived)
# I did one of a burglar
stealing pressys from under the x-mas tree.

What catagory would that be in?

and woo to the graphs
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:46, archived)
# christmas trees
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:47, archived)
# my panto horse isn't there either
:¬(
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:49, archived)
# I would have regarded the presents as the main picture element...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:52, archived)
# hahaha
there were none left - the burglar had them
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:52, archived)
# I did a red gold and green Rasta 'four' ian logo
with a cannabis leaf.

Which category did that go in?
(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:49, archived)
# Didn't make the cut for the graph...
I opened a category for cannabis, but yours was the only example. Woo for uniqueness!

(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:55, archived)
# bruce lee,
the true meaning of christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:58, archived)
# one week i shall ruin your chart
by just entering fonz posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:59, archived)
# *picks up gauntlet*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 14:05, archived)
# I have often been called unique
but not often in a complimentary context.
(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:58, archived)
# Yay swearing.
That'd be me, that would.

Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 14:13, archived)
# hmm cocaine and Domo
are neck and neck. Very interesting. I think there could be something deep and meaningful in that... or not
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:52, archived)
# Fantastic stuff
Although you might be a bit autistic =)
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:58, archived)
# hahahaahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 14:01, archived)
# pfft!
You're not the first person to say that, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 14:04, archived)
# This one went
over my head. and I'm lanky so that's quite a feat. Maybe I should pay more attention
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 14:02, archived)