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# 'O Solé me-o'


bbc news

damn: b3tan...
(cybo, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That's feckin' BRILL!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:08, archived)
# Tis, an all!
Ning, you loon. :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:11, archived)
# 'lo


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:14, archived)
# 'ning Fran, something just for you...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:14, archived)
# Hehehehehe! Morning Boys!

Woo! I have something for you . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:15, archived)
# *waits gleefully*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:16, archived)
# Sorry . . . phone call . . .
www.b3ta.com/board/4971905


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:32, archived)
# You arse...
...but perfectly good enough for the French

and for that, you get a...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:35, archived)
# pffft!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:40, archived)
# argh! It burns, it BURNS!

also works for Lennon
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:41, archived)
# Top job! Hoopla!
Excellent morning hummus. Well done you.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:10, archived)
# Juuuust a one cocainoooooo
give it to meeeeee
delicious druggeee
from It-aly!

haha are you sure he's not on speed?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:11, archived)
# Speed 2, I think you'll find.
/boat.


And hello you! :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:13, archived)
# Yes the first one was about a bus - which makes me laugh
as in Sheffield you couldn't get a bus to do 50mph going down hill with a full load on haha

'ning to you.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:16, archived)
# and then the second one
'If we don't do something soon, this boat will crash - in about 3 days time'

daa daa daaaaaaa - the suspense!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:18, archived)
# Speed 3 was the best one
'I love my brick'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:22, archived)
# Put a brick in the middle of the floor
it's all the rage
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:26, archived)
# You're a fellow Sex City inhabitant?!
*dances*

Woo for Sheffielders!

And no, you couldn't. Except when you're waiting at a stop in the rain, then they get very adept at swooshing past in excess of 80mph.

edit: "I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called...'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down'..."
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:19, archived)
# *homer*
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:20, archived)
# You said 'Homer'; our survey says...
...*DING*...top answer!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:22, archived)
# *waits for voiceover to announce he's won a 24 piece sheffield steel cutlery set*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:23, archived)
# cooooongratulations
you've won a 23 piece sheffield steel cutlery set
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:24, archived)
# 23 piece, but what about that last spoon...
oh, hang on... "There IS no spoon"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:25, archived)
# no - I've found it - it's here
*grimaces*
*passes you the spoon*

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:26, archived)
# "Thats no Spoon, its a SPORK"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:27, archived)
# *looks at it*
no - it's a spoon... see, it's the shape that gives it away. Spoon shaped == spoon
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:30, archived)
# where were you hiding that, exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:27, archived)
# *steels himself*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:28, archived)
# Gah, I've only got 10,000 knives.
How 'ironic'.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:27, archived)
# I love that song
it's so ironic that it's called ironic but involves ABSOLUTELY no irony
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:30, archived)
# Totally!
Rain on your wedding day = Bad luck.
10,000 knives = Poor cutlery management, and quite possibly a symptom of sociopathic tendencies.
A free ride when you've already paid = Um, technically impossible, love...
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:35, archived)
# Best reply to anything I've read all week
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:37, archived)
# haha, woo!
and also practically a letter per line on this crap tiny work monitor.

Inconvenience is bliss.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:39, archived)
# Yes we Sheffielders are out-numbering the rest
I say we all gang up and and call everybody "love" until they surrender b3ta to us South Yorkshire folk and we will raise the flag of Fishcakes!
Sheffield, Rotherham, Doncaster & Barnsley folk unite you have nothing to lose but your flat-caps!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:22, archived)
# Seconded!
Plus we should organise Sheffield boozing. It always seems to happen elsewhere! *stomps all the way to the Casbah, orders gin, and sits in a filthy corner sulking a bit*

*but then gets happy. Because of gin.*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:25, archived)
# Gin gin gin gin gin gin gin
'I'd like a pint of Gin please, with just a hint of lime.'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:27, archived)
# Yes why is that they organise on the otherside of the Penines
and down Southern parts but the nearest they got to Sheffield was Leeds and no self-respecting South-Yorkshirian would be seen dead in Leeds ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:27, archived)
# I was a student there for 5 years.
But in my defence, I was dead.

Inside.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:30, archived)
# even doing the Otley run?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:31, archived)
# NEVER
The Northerners who live outside of the North will never come under your (slightly) Southern dictatorship
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:25, archived)
# Wrong. Now our Eggboxes have been pulled down, a new dawn is around the corner.
And we can actually see it, because it's not hidden by comedy architecture.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:27, archived)
# I have no idea what you're talking about
but I profoundly disagree
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:27, archived)
# hahaha - you are Jeremy Paxman
AICMFP

:)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:31, archived)
# But ironically we South Yorkshirians
are more Northern than all the other Northerners we celebrate the fact that we are the demarcation line between North and South, we are the frontline troops of the North defending our fishcakes from Southern invaders and lar-de-dar North Northerners who have forgotten their roots and their racing vultures! We claim the Blessed as one of ours, we also have Michael Palin in our ranks!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:30, archived)
# Indeed!
You'd never catch us swaggering around calling ourselves the 'London of the North' and allowing cunt emporiums like Harvey's Nipples to erect themselves in our town centre.

We're officially the Bochum of the 'Shires. 100% of fact.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:33, archived)
# Howay man,
ye denny kna noot aboot North, had yer pash. Everywan knas t' be a reel Northurner, yer need to be born within the sownd a' Durrum Katheedrul.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:33, archived)
# *copies*

*pastes into Google translation*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:36, archived)
# I think it translates as...
"You'll have had your tea"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:37, archived)
# Dougal!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:41, archived)
# Hamish!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:42, archived)
# trans: "I'm takin' Gordie shite, man!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:40, archived)
# ooooohh
That's it - Sheffield Smells!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:43, archived)
# and the football team are also not good
and I derride your cuttlery making industry
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:46, archived)
# That remains to be seen
Rotherham, Sheffield Wednesday, Sheffield United and Barnsley are pretty reasonable teams Doncaster are the pits haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:48, archived)
# haha ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:47, archived)
# Hehehehe!

Ooh! I spoke to TLH's brother . . . he might be organising another concert and MAY require my banjo services again . . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:49, archived)
# I missed your last performance
did it go down well?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:52, archived)
# Oh yes! Twenty seconds of plunky glory!

That was Delius, the neext may be Gerswin's Raphsody in Blue . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:54, archived)
# Ey-up!
yay to sheffield!
(cybo, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:49, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:15, archived)
# arf! thats woosome!
'ning to all
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:13, archived)
# 'lo. :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:14, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:16, archived)
# That
is absolutely top stuff and very topical!!!
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:16, archived)
# He he!

ooh err... one of the frames is being umpty.
Woo to the gondolas!!!
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:20, archived)
# HIGH
COCKALORUM!

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:21, archived)
# ^this
very very much ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:23, archived)
# wowza!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:30, archived)
# that am
awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! xHellfire was here on, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:38, archived)
# Woo yay wonderful
and in other news:

Mr Clarke said he wanted to be able to exclude an individual from the UK if their presence is deemed "not conducive to the public interest".

votes to determin whose presence is and isn't conducive with the public interest will be hosted by Divina Mcall.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:20, archived)
# Cool!
*votes for Davina*
(ormondroyd, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 10:33, archived)