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( Afinkawan, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:47, archived)

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son,
that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

i prefer John 14:6
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:49, archived)

jesus wept
16 - Jesus saith unto her, Go, call thy husband, and come hither.
17 - And yea, we shall spit roast thee.

edit/ misread, that's 4:16


( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:50, archived)

14:6 is
no man cometh onto my Father, but by me.


( Wasp Box is your next PM, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)

yes
i am the way, the truth and the light.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 13:00, archived)

ick
biblakke
(haberman (it blasted him with its awareness), Wed 21 Sep 2005, 13:24, archived)

14:7
profit!
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 13:39, archived)

Not one for scripture, but Romans 15:1 has always been a fave.

( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)

Reeks of self-denial.
That's what I don't like about Jesus, he's such a bloody martyr.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 13:07, archived)

^
that's his SON?!?
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:58, archived)

*Googles*
Apparently not.
( Afinkawan, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 13:00, archived)

arf!

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:51, archived)

top halo-age
but this would have been a better source to work from - more like the modern church.
( Damocles shmamocles, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:51, archived)

*snorts pie onto monitor*
that's a horrible mistruth!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)

Noooooooo!!!!!
My eyessssss!!!!
(sbeck, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)

Aargh
nsfw shock horror
(CerberusDog woof, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)

Hahahaha!
I bet that earned you a slap.
( Afinkawan, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:54, archived)

as I recall she liked it at first
but after I had rolled it out for the fiftieth time, she stopped talking to me.
( Damocles shmamocles, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:56, archived)

That's sort of
the opposite of the 'ignore' button then?
( Afinkawan, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:57, archived)

no he only posts it

when he know she's not here . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:56, archived)

she's always here
she has a team of sadistic robots that watch the board every second of every day.

( Damocles shmamocles, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:59, archived)

All day?
You sure you don't mean masochistic robots?
( Afinkawan, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 13:02, archived)

no, they're sadistic.
They feel no pain as they are robots, but they do get much pleasure from telling on me when I post Jessie's cock. The little bastards.
( Damocles shmamocles, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 13:03, archived)

no, just me . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 13:03, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

( Reckless_Rik, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:56, archived)

Ha ha
ring that bell :)
( mofaha : life during wartime, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 13:01, archived)

Jayzus!

( Know ye not Woodside? http://www.spam.com/lol, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 13:02, archived)

What's the world coming to?
When a nice angel like that has to use cheap whiteboards to get the message across. Whatever happened to hosts of angels with harps and all that?
(CerberusDog woof, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:51, archived)

lack of funding

( Damocles shmamocles, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:54, archived)

Imps with scissors
no harp string is safe these days.
( Afinkawan, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)

mmm jessie
Is it just me or is it perv day today?
( nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:52, archived)

woo jessie
is it confession time?
( worldwidewardy I remember when all these internets were fields, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:55, archived)

she is quite tasty...

( drunkenoaf, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 13:40, archived)

As in 'Perv Wednesday'
or is it just a one-off?
( Afinkawan, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:56, archived)

I prefer
"Do it again" he said, and they did it again.

1 Kings 18:34 (NIV)
(haberman (it blasted him with its awareness), Wed 21 Sep 2005, 12:53, archived)

or
And he said, Do it the second time. And they did it the second time. And he said, Do it the third time. And they did it the third time. (KJV)
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 13:04, archived)

whatever it was
it must have been good :-)
(haberman (it blasted him with its awareness), Wed 21 Sep 2005, 13:05, archived)

hehehe
pouring water on a fire, I believe.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 13:10, archived)

( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Wed 21 Sep 2005, 13:15, archived)