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(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:20, archived)
# some crispy nob bites and the scrapings of you mums barren womb.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:21, archived)
# a fine lunch indeed!
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:23, archived)
# It can't be completely
barren - if it she produced him.

OK so it's obviously defective, but not barren.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:38, archived)
# LOL!
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:21, archived)
# you might want some food with your LOL
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:25, archived)
# I's having
LOL! and chips
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:33, archived)
# and a couple of ROFLS
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:33, archived)
# ham and cheese ROFL
please, with mustard
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:33, archived)
# I'm out of mustard, we've got LMAO or PMSL sauce though.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:34, archived)
# nice facts today mugatu
I had a mixed chicken/lamb curry (leftovers)
with lime pickle and 6 mini pakoras

an apple and 2 pints of water have also since passed my lips

edit: oh and a side portion of pensioners gusset crumbs
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:21, archived)
# yay for lime pickle
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:22, archived)
# You should have your apple before you eat lunch...
....it aids digestion apparently.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:25, archived)
# you live up to your name
if I had an apple before my lunch, then the apple would be my lunch

durrrr
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:28, archived)
# hoots! top grub
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:25, archived)
# cheesy wotsits and tango
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:21, archived)
# have a chip buttie
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:25, archived)
# but that won't make me ginger
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:26, archived)
# you will never be the pure breed.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:28, archived)
# If you swallow my cum, it will help you on your way
*proffers*
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:30, archived)
# that's what you told me last time
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:31, archived)
# LOL
it din't work because I'M NOT GINGER!1
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:32, archived)
# but its delicious and nutritious
a healthy protein shake in itself :D
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:33, archived)
# hello
is that what he told you too
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:34, archived)
# *proffers*
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:34, archived)
# And when exactly
were you swallowing my cum?
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:34, archived)
# I may have made a mask in your likeness and impersonated you at one time or another.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:36, archived)
# I had some of yours spare
from the speculum incident.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:36, archived)
# I saw it advertised on diet weekly magazine
you must have a standing franchise with them, but you probably lose all the money you make through it on the porn mags it takes to provide your produce.
don't know where I'm going with this /lurks once more
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:38, archived)
# You ruined my mental image
*stops wanking*
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 14:01, archived)
# She felched
my bottom.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:41, archived)
# repeatedly
it took me days to explore the cavity, was huge!
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:44, archived)
# Do you mind if I
memorise that thought for, errm, future reference?
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:53, archived)
# haha
ace work there gazza

i had a mozzarella and salami sandwich earlier
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:22, archived)
# sounds dope
have bombay badboy pot noodle withg that
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:23, archived)
# That is a top sandwich
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:25, archived)
# A big ginger pube
and a bottle of homebrew jizz!11
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:22, archived)
# same lunch as yesterday fourdam? Try harder.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Sorry :|
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Fried foreskins
on a bed of VD scabs
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:22, archived)
# fine, fine food!
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Hurrah!
I had a cheese and tomato panini and some diet coke with lime, it was braw!

Nice facts sweetie *mwah*

EDIT: Oh yes and milknosugar gave me some of his Twirl after I shamelessly made puppydog eyes at it :)
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:23, archived)
# I bet he did, the dirty little man
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:28, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Oooh yes
Now I really must write some content... :)
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Peanut butter sandwich
because there's no food left in the house until The Trip To Tescos tonight.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:24, archived)
# that is a fine, fine sandwich
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:29, archived)
# could have been better though
Could have been peanut butter, cheese and turkey. MMMMMMM.

Now I'm actually going for a fag.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:30, archived)
# ha ha ha
pastrami mustard and pickle bap
walkers french fries (ready salted)
the majority of a cadbury's twirl
bottle of diet coke with lime
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:24, archived)
# ready salted? See me after class.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:29, archived)
# You just want a bite of his Twirl
Don't you? ;)
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:31, archived)
# I want you to bite my twirl LOLZ
Actually...maybe less of the actual biting
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:41, archived)
# best crisps ever
100% of fact
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:32, archived)
# incorrect:
Spicy flavoured Snaps are in fact, the best crisps ever.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:42, archived)
# Well then.....
Prawn, lettuce, tomato, onion and cucumber sandwich
Tuna mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, onion and cucumber sandwich
Chips, heinz spaghetti, cheese and sweetcorn
Chocolate milkshake and vanilla yoghurt.

And now I'm hungry again
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:24, archived)
# eat more sweetcorn
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:30, archived)
# And you can enjoy it twice,
It'll come out in the poo poos to remind you of the fun lunch you had.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Is it lunch time?
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Yes Dave
yes it is. Have you had any lunch?
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Not yet
Just jaffa cakes and Tesco blackcurrantandappleade
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:27, archived)
# NO DAVID IT IS TITS OR GTFO TIME
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:26, archived)
# hahaha
I just guffawed at that
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:28, archived)
# But I wasn't here for 5 hours
I just came back :(
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:29, archived)
# And now that you return
TITS OR GTFO
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:30, archived)
# good afternoon prince of darkness
i'm off cos lunch is over

hello and t'ra
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Toodlehellos then,
I've scanned your poem but it's on the pc at home, next evening sighting of you on here gets a poem in the face.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:35, archived)
# I will them stop them from picking on you David
If you send me naked photos of your mum
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:31, archived)
#
r mum
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:33, archived)
# I had typed that originally!
Either or, i don't mind.

No, I want to see them naked together, with touching and stuff
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Yeah with tongue on tongue action!
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:37, archived)
# please leave....with chips.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:29, archived)
# 'noon Marvin
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:29, archived)
# LOLLER
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:30, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Count me in on this one!
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:32, archived)
# You big bully!
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:33, archived)
# i'm not cool enough to be a bully
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Smoke cigarettes and swear a lot.
'Always makes you look cool as fuck', I say whilst smoking a B&H
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:45, archived)
# Just hearing that
made me cack my shreddies!
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 14:14, archived)
# sign me up!
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:39, archived)
# i feel sorry for davew
and will now try to be friendly towards him

it's ok dave, everything is o..k..
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:44, archived)
# What's going on?
Why is everyone being mean to the Emo?
apart from being an emo
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:53, archived)
# *starves*
last night's leftovers
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:25, archived)
# You must eat better!
Have chips with that.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:26, archived)
# in vino....
....did you get the picture of my ugly mug?
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Oooh yes I did thanks
I have put you on the list.

And you're not too ugly either!
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:32, archived)
# CHRIST!
GET A ROOM YOU TWO!
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Jealous, sweetie?
*blows kiss*
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:35, archived)
# yes
Stoopid_Faaka is MINE!
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:55, archived)
# ...which were?
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Lovely
Fish Pie, with Smoked Cod, Salmon and King Prawns.
Topped with creamy Colcannon Mash.
served with Peas from my garden.

Washed down with bottles of Waggledance.

Off to the pub shortly to help my mate Chopper celebrate his 40th.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:26, archived)
# :-(
Waggledance....
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Fish pie!!
before a session on the beer.....


*sends sympathy card to council worker who'll be cleaning your vomit off the high street in the morning*
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Constitution of a Ox
me.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:55, archived)
# ah, Waggledance...
the beer of champions!
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:28, archived)
# a top lunch indeed!
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Is Chopper an axe-murderer?
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:40, archived)
# He got the nickname
when he told a Thai girl he'd met in a Singapore bar that he was a helicopter pilot.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:53, archived)
# lucozade
and fuckin' tabs.
ya bastard.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:26, archived)
# speaking of which
I must go for a fag before I forget and it's too late.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:28, archived)
# put him back when you've finished. Ta.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:32, archived)
# *replaces gayer*
atta girl.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:40, archived)
# hoots! Have some mild depression and nicotine stains with that
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:31, archived)
# jings!
crivens!
You're bang on! manically depresses bees.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:32, archived)
# haha if I was there i'd buy you a beer.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:33, archived)
# 2 of Tesco's
delicious ham and mustard sandwiches with salt and vinegar discos. Washed down with lashings of ginger beer.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:28, archived)
# 'lashings of ginger beer.'
...Ms Blyton?
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Five
get fucked up the arse
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Death's changed you Ms Blyton
*childhood memories cruelly dashed against rocks of despair*
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:48, archived)
# I love those! Braw!
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:32, archived)
# a barrell of mushy elephants testicles
washed down with 300 tonnes of copulating pensioner fluid.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:31, archived)
# you really will have to stop getting your lunch from netto
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:33, archived)
# 'bena
I'm back on it again...I fell of my wagon!
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:31, archived)
# *huggles*
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:33, archived)
# *fluffles*
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:47, archived)
# nothing to be ashamed of - a fine beverage. Now, have some real food with that
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Mmmmm Ribena
I had some this morning. And I shall have some this afternoon.

Blackcurranty goodness in a glass!
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:36, archived)
# They squash em,
we mix em... apparently they don't warn you about getting addicted on the bottle, maybe I should write to my MP.

happy 'unch everyone....now whats for tea?
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:43, archived)
# two sarnies
tuna, mayo, red pepper.
stumpy stella, a cup of tea
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Should have gone for a pint - lightweight.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:34, archived)
# ooOooo
I love tuna and mayo with red pepper and onion....yummeh lunch oh and hello too :D
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:36, archived)
# elloes petal!
i'm gonna have to pester you for your address again.. i lost the bit of paper i wrote it on *blush*

how are you dahlin?
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Proper grand like
Will message it you at ince!
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:45, archived)
# A dairylea dunker
a bag of pickled onion monster munch and some ribena, quality tastyness
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:34, archived)
# needs even more carbs. Other than that, not bad
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:35, archived)
# I made a chocolate spread sandwich
but my mini me stole it
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Fish & chips with peeease
& salt
& vinegar
& chilli ketchup
& 2 slices of white bread & butter to make butties with
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Cor! that sounds bloody nice
In fact:

(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Hurrah!
For winning and also that my fear of a spacking version of 4damparty wasn't the prize.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:44, archived)
# yes well done! I have tried to banish the 4dam party pic from my mind
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:56, archived)
# This should help get rid of it
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:59, archived)
# *opens photoshop*
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:56, archived)
# hahahaha
tuna and cucumber pitta bread with a side of green olives and a big mug of tea for lunch. yum yum.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:34, archived)
# brawtastic!
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:35, archived)
# A spanish ommelete without the potatos
but with mushroom and tomato and hmmm other things in it.... with salsa on bread
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:36, archived)
# omlettes are braw. Well done
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:39, archived)
# I have a dentist appointment for lunch
:(
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:38, archived)
# UNLUCKY.
Have some blood, spit and funny tasting toothpaste with that.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:41, archived)
# *rinses*
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:44, archived)
# awwwwww
*huggles*
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:43, archived)
# Eep
I was sitting here waiting for DTF then gave up.
Had I known that no deputies were around I would have done a proper one but well done Mug, at least people won't starve.

I am going to have bubble and squeak.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:46, archived)
# what a good lunch you have then miss.
Have at least 1.5 jaffacakes with that
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:47, archived)
# lunch
DIMSUM!!!!
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:57, archived)
# excellent choice!
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 13:59, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 14:23, archived)