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( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:04, archived)

HAAAHAAAAA
best
title
evurrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:05, archived)

it had to happen!
PFFT!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:05, archived)

*cough*wankers!
I'm sure he's putting it on.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:05, archived)

hahahahahahah
yes, yes of course. As all tourettes sufferers are.
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:07, archived)

did you watch any of that tourettes camp?
lots of them admitted to taking advantage of their "disability" :P

best bit in the series was when they were in America and they
couldn't stop shouting "TWIN TOWERS!!!"
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:10, archived)

hahaha :)

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:11, archived)

TWIN MUTHFUKKIN TOWERS, NIGGAZ!

(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:12, archived)

you are such a Wigga
please calm down :)
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:12, archived)

WORD TO THA MUTHFUCKIN STREETS
of lewes, surrey



its 'wigga wednesday' only i'm a day late
(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:15, archived)

every post i've seen of yours has the N word in it
sorry,
nothing against you
it's just a little over the top for my liking
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:18, archived)

I noticed that too

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:27, archived)

it comes across like he's trying too hard
bless his little white socks
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:28, archived)

Good grief
Have you seen the google add on the FP???
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:30, archived)

Having seen the program with the 8 year old kid
who asked for his Dad to kill him because he couldn't stand it anymore, my sympathies are with all tourettes sufferers.

Making some use of it seems only fair.
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:12, archived)

oh i have the upmost sympathy for suffers,
but at the end of the day they were all still teenagers
fully capable of acting their age
if you know what i mean :D
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:14, archived)

damn :(

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:14, archived)

Yes I saw that one
That was quite sad

But the hilarity of the documentary about "Fuck off John" more than makes up for that
( 4dam party, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:16, archived)

Are you going to eat that fish?

( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:20, archived)

HAHAHAHA
That's the one!

*spit* *spit *spit*
( 4dam party, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:21, archived)

The funny thing is...
...I've never actually seen it, but it's one of my mate Mark's favourite things ever, and he's told me about that scene so many times. I feel that to actually see it now would be a let down.

A bit like Emo Phillips; Mark's impression of him is funnier than the real thing.
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:26, archived)

I had it on video, and watched it till it broke
It was brilliant
( 4dam party, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:46, archived)

And the fat Yank shouting at the fat Brit
JENGIVESHEAD!
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:12, archived)

ha ha!!
:D
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:14, archived)

haha
that gives me a flashback to that 'Botton' program about all the mongs in that town.
I really want a copy of that :( lol
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:16, archived)

ahh!
was that the one with the girl terrified of
falling over all the time?
that was class!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:19, archived)

haha yeah thats the one!
and the guy who just 'suddenly appeard' in botton, which according to him was the greatest story ever
think he was called dave? he had a big beard
haha yeah much classness!
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:24, archived)

The bit that made me laugh the most...
...was when they were walking up the drive to the camp and the girl kept shouting "bags!" - just the mundanity of it.


But yeah, on the whole it's not a laughing matter...
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:19, archived)

Big Issue seller in Leeds has tourettes
I shouldn't laugh, but it is impossible not to. Sadly, he's not the sweary kind but his calls end in a strangled squawk.

"Big IshWAAARGHURF!!! fuck"
(andymurd, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:53, archived)

the compo is 'Celebrity Autobiographies'
the clue is in the word 'Celebrity'
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:05, archived)

haha :)

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:06, archived)

I don't know who that is!
hurrah!
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:08, archived)

Lucky you.

( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:16, archived)

Pffft

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:08, archived)

pfft!
nice titleage
( GG nyamnyamnyam, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:10, archived)

Hahaha!

( Afinkawan, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:10, archived)

haha!

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:11, archived)

Wow, Woody Allen's got nothing on you
(still bitter)
(Adrian Monk, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:28, archived)

get over it you muppet

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 15:46, archived)