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# Happy joy song tiem!
www.b3ta.com/links/Bacon_song


Reply with a subject, and I will pick one and write and record a song about it.

Results will be on the links board in exactly 1.5 hours!

edit: suggestions about lyrics and musical genres are welcome, but may not be followed.
(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 17:14, archived)
# Mustelids.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 17:16, archived)
# Radioactive Sushi
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 17:16, archived)
#
∆∆∆
sushi it's raw to the core.
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 17:36, archived)
# Ashley Giles
and his itchy piles.

Or... Austin Healy pulls a wheely.

Or... Didier Drogba.....he's a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 17:16, archived)
# true,
he is an utter utter cunt
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 17:34, archived)
# A song of lament
for good times passed on the Weebls-stuff board and how all has become dust and ashes.

A Post-apocalyptic internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sun 26 Nov 2006, 17:17, archived)
# touching ham
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 17:19, archived)
# A song about
finding that there's bacon in the fridge when previously you didn't think there would be bacon in the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 17:23, archived)
# but subsequently finding out it wasn't bacon at all but a fungal growth
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 17:23, archived)
# ^this
hard.

Unexpected bacon is the best bacon
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sun 26 Nov 2006, 17:23, archived)
# suprise bacon!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 17:30, archived)
# Is that made
from surprised pigs?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sun 26 Nov 2006, 17:32, archived)
# the bigger the suprise
the juicier the bacons
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 17:32, archived)
# No Piggy!
I AM your Father!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sun 26 Nov 2006, 17:35, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 18:01, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/links/Bacon_song
they do sound a bit surprised...
(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 18:52, archived)
# haha.
That happened to me yesterday.But I still had a tuna sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 17:24, archived)
# The bacon was seeing other people.
Oh, the woe.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 17:25, archived)
# and then you touch the ham
yes..its all becoming clear
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 17:25, archived)
# well...
it is a nice sunday evening for it
(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 17:28, archived)
# With a really melancholy middle eight
about burning the toast when you haven't got any more bread.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 17:26, archived)
# "kittins am fluffeh"
or
"why everyone hates their liver"
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 17:25, archived)
# I LOVE my liver
with some faver beans and a nice chianti.
FFuh FFuh FFu FFuh FFuh
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 17:27, archived)
# "why everyone except NobbyNobody hates their liver"
[with bridge: "he loves it with faver beans and chiabti"]
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 17:30, archived)
# How about how girls can actually stink sometimes
maybe in something country-western, such as Johnny Cash?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 26 Nov 2006, 17:28, archived)
# Mudflaps
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 17:30, archived)
# sing about barnpipes
and how you returned home one day

to find a barnpipe in bed with your chevy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 17:31, archived)
# the day the barnpipes died?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 17:34, archived)
# My, my
I miss American pie!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 26 Nov 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Having a monster, messy shit that sprays fucking everywhere. Then realise you don't have any toilet roll. And you have to use the curtains. And you're at your grandmother's house. For her wake.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 17:36, archived)
# The real reason
dodos became extinct.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 17:37, archived)
# a song about the loss of hamsters
obviously
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 17:42, archived)