Santa's a coming
He's sending me bloody hatemail.



From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(JimChimney, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:11, archived)

That, my friend
is fucking excellent.
(scratchresistor is your mum..., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:12, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


edit: that's fucking lovely, i even overlooked the fact that it's 174-FUCKING-KB. but like i say it's woo
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:13, archived)

shit man, kringle gonna funt you up
Bwahahahaha
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:13, archived)

funt!

( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:19, archived)

That is fantastic
But isn't it Chris Kringle?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:13, archived)

Not since...
...his beatification.
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:14, archived)

Awaits napkin and party hat

(BimbleBamble, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:17, archived)

it's certainly "may have"
not "may of"

/pet hate blog
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:17, archived)

damnable merkins
It's 'on accident' that always gets me
(You're kidding me., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)

they do it by purpose
: )
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)

curse you
antagonism is not in the festive spirit!
(You're kidding me., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)

Kriss
I think.
( Afinkawan, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:17, archived)

And his middle name is Karl
and that's the real reason why Jews don't celebrate Christmas and in Africa they don't know it's Christmas at all.
(BimbleBamble, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)

well, as a bastardisation of the German Christkindl
you could spell it either way
( Wasp Box been rubbing a bad charm, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:26, archived)

It's Chrissssssssmasssssssssss
It is indeed. Wanted to get a St.Nick ref in.

Box I'll give you a Christmas Box!
(JimChimney, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:17, archived)

or
nikolaos

/santaisgreekblog
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:19, archived)

Hahahaha!~

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:13, archived)

Heh.
It's big but lovely.
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:14, archived)

Hahahaha!
*leaves a mince pie, glass of brandy and link to lemony tutorial out for Santa*
( Afinkawan, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:14, archived)

hahahaha
perfect
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:14, archived)

hahahaha
great
( Wasp Box been rubbing a bad charm, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:15, archived)

ha ha
it should be "have guessed" not "of guessed"
but ha ha nonetheless
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:15, archived)

Come on
He hardly looks like the most literate sort in the picture now does he?

Woo to the pic.
/edit - too small now though

Woo also to me for just being offered a job after what seems like an eternity of "job-hunting". YAY!!
(BimbleBamble, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:19, archived)

sex toy?

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)

Huh?

(BimbleBamble, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:25, archived)

the new job, sex toy?

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:34, archived)

No
It's a real job, in a real office. I'm a "Creative Developer".
(BimbleBamble, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:36, archived)

yes
good
(deathbyfeedback, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:17, archived)

Hahaha!
Who cares if it's huge?! That's great!
(Dooley, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:17, archived)

Superb.
(Pretend to be out...)
( Sea Tramp Hello, Lindy, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:25, archived)

But...
...he knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake.
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:51, archived)