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# home sick today...
bweh..


second, third

edit: oh, and it's my birthday too. How ironic
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Good lord.
That looks painful.

I'll click, though.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
That is the best thing ever to see on a Thursday morning. Or any morning.
Fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)
# This is the best thing I have seen all morining,
a threadjack for anyone who has not visited /links this 'ning.

b3ta.com/links/Jamiroquai_realises_his_true_potential
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)
# do you have the squits?

make it vomit at the same time, that will be great.

and i hope you feel less poorly later.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)
#
thank you. This sickness seems to have a 2 day sequence. First day: vomit, Second: shit all over the place, with no clear distinction between farts and poo, resulting in perpetual loo visists
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Move the TV into the bathroom.
And the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Why would he need
a TV in the fridge?
(SpittyWoonerism, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)
# so he only watches cool shows!
hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)
# :)
And the laptop, mind you
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
# ew
eat while you shit - mmm
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Bum gravy!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)
# great band!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)
# If you say so :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# *orders 24 pack of super strength Charmin and a large can of Oust*
:P

ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)
# you may also wish to order a large quantity of ice as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)
# needs a target I feel
should we call you tub_kick today then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)
# haha excellent
I like that
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Hope you feel better soon though
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Hahaha
This^ is great!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeurgh!!!!
also:
hehehehee
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Stop straining
It will come out anyway, but you'll give yourself piles that way...I'd also advise doing it over a toilet. Or at least the bath*


*film...PROFIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)
# *pounce*
'ello Jess!
How do?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)
# GUINNESS POO !
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)
# the black isn't stygian enough.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# That will be the kebab
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)
# class!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)
# I'd like to think
he is standing in front of some kind of chocolate milk shake overflow outlet.

Yes, that makes me feel much better.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)
# he's SHITTING in your MILKSHAKE?!
how does that make it better?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)
# If it's one from McDonalds
he won't know the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Arf!
*wants to click this reply*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# *wants it as random quote*
*knows it won't be*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)
# hahahahahahah
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Its my holiday to Tunisia all over again
"Safe to eat at the local restaurants" my arse
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)
# fucking tagines
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)
# That wasnt offered
I did ride a camel though
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)
# get better quick sir
and thanks for making us feel ill too
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)
# bwahahaha!
does he ever stop?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)
# haha
that'll be a type 7 then
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)
# That's a handy chart.
Thank you.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# ah the old Bristol scale
Imagine living in a city that gave its name to different types of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)
# I live in that city.
Don't forget that we gave boobs a slang name too.
And we created pirates.

Can your city say as much? Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# it truly is a wonderful place
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Actually I live in Norks on Sea...
so yes, my city can say as much.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Pah I don't believe you.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)
# oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)
# That roundabout
is the most incomprehensible piece of road design in the world ever.

AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)
# it's not real.....is it?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Oh yes. Its hell on earth
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
# good lord.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# do you mean it really exists?
in real life?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Yup.
Scarily enough.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)
# don't be dissing our only tourist attraction
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Roundabout_(Swindon)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)
# People actually go to see that?
I make an effort to avoid it =/
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Americans typically
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Presumably because Americans
don't actually have roundabouts, so they look mystified when they see one.

To the point of driving their fucking 12-tonne motorhome the WRONG WAY round it. Despite the massive arrows.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# now here's a society for me:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roundabout_Appreciation_Society
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Roundabouts of Redditch :0
100000 copies worldwide...this is the funniest thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Oh noes...a briztolian
*insures car*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Hey
car crime has gone down in recent years so there :p
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Hahaha.
That is the best thing I've ever seen.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# but what about the phantom poo?
you know, the one where you feel it come out and hear it hit the water, but when you turn to look THERE'S NO POO THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)
# I see that sort of thing every few months in my hospital
when the D&V does the rounds.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)
# I bet you love working there
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# its a laugh a minute.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)
# This would make
A great alternative to the water canon

Woo!
(tangytomatoes, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# hahahaha
*strains*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)
# this needs a scrolly background
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# i've been reading that as homesick?
you're a one man cadburys flake machine.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)
#
working at home, rather
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Awww. And Ewwwwww.
Happy birthday Mr Poorly-Man
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)
#
thank you squire!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# beterschap!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:41, archived)
#
dank :)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)
# IM HOME SICK TOO
WOW!!!!
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 18:32, archived)
# This is a thing of wonder.
And I wonder why the mods are not giving this it's due praise and reward.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 22:19, archived)