home sick today...
bweh..


second, third

edit: oh, and it's my birthday too. How ironic
( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)

Good lord.
That looks painful.

I'll click, though.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)

HAHAHAHA
That is the best thing ever to see on a Thursday morning. Or any morning.
Fucking ace!
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)

This is the best thing I have seen all morining,
a threadjack for anyone who has not visited /links this 'ning.

b3ta.com/links/Jamiroquai_realises_his_true_potential
( RBF esquire eating zombie bacon since, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)

do you have the squits?

make it vomit at the same time, that will be great.

and i hope you feel less poorly later.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)

thank you. This sickness seems to have a 2 day sequence. First day: vomit, Second: shit all over the place, with no clear distinction between farts and poo, resulting in perpetual loo visists
( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)

Move the TV into the bathroom.
And the fridge.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)

Why would he need
a TV in the fridge?
(SpittyWoonerism, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)

so he only watches cool shows!
hahahahahaha!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)

:)
And the laptop, mind you
( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)

ew
eat while you shit - mmm
( Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)

Bum gravy!

( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)

great band!

( The Legendary Pink Dot, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)

If you say so :)

( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)

*orders 24 pack of super strength Charmin and a large can of Oust*
:P

ha ha!
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)

you may also wish to order a large quantity of ice as well.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)

needs a target I feel
should we call you tub_kick today then?
( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)

haha excellent
I like that
( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)

Hope you feel better soon though

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)

Hahaha
This^ is great!
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)

eeeeeeeeeurgh!!!!
also:
hehehehee
( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)

Stop straining
It will come out anyway, but you'll give yourself piles that way...I'd also advise doing it over a toilet. Or at least the bath*


*film...PROFIT!
( Jessie © glows with fuzziness and a twinge of guilt, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)

*pounce*
'ello Jess!
How do?
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)

GUINNESS POO !

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)

the black isn't stygian enough.

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)

That will be the kebab

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)

haha!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)

Hahaha

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)

class!

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)

I'd like to think
he is standing in front of some kind of chocolate milk shake overflow outlet.

Yes, that makes me feel much better.
( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)

he's SHITTING in your MILKSHAKE?!
how does that make it better?
( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)

If it's one from McDonalds
he won't know the difference.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)

Arf!
*wants to click this reply*
( Jessie © glows with fuzziness and a twinge of guilt, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)

*wants it as random quote*
*knows it won't be*
( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)

hahahahahahah
excellent
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)

Its my holiday to Tunisia all over again
"Safe to eat at the local restaurants" my arse
( Colonel Dracula A horny midget who likes to play it safe, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)

fucking tagines

( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)

That wasnt offered
I did ride a camel though
( Colonel Dracula A horny midget who likes to play it safe, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)

get better quick sir
and thanks for making us feel ill too
( bilbobarneybobs is f*u*c*k*ed - oh bugger, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)

bwahahaha!
does he ever stop?
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)

haha
that'll be a type 7 then
( Mousing, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)

That's a handy chart.
Thank you.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)

ah the old Bristol scale
Imagine living in a city that gave its name to different types of shit.
( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)

I live in that city.
Don't forget that we gave boobs a slang name too.
And we created pirates.

Can your city say as much? Ha!
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)

it truly is a wonderful place

( Mousing, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)

Actually I live in Norks on Sea...
so yes, my city can say as much.
(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)

Pah I don't believe you.

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)

oh yes

( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)

That roundabout
is the most incomprehensible piece of road design in the world ever.

AICMFP.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)

it's not real.....is it?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)

Oh yes. Its hell on earth

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)

good lord.

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)

do you mean it really exists?
in real life?
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)

Yup.
Scarily enough.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)

don't be dissing our only tourist attraction
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Roundabout_(Swindon)
( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)

People actually go to see that?
I make an effort to avoid it =/
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)

Americans typically

( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)

Presumably because Americans
don't actually have roundabouts, so they look mystified when they see one.

To the point of driving their fucking 12-tonne motorhome the WRONG WAY round it. Despite the massive arrows.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)

now here's a society for me:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roundabout_Appreciation_Society
( Mousing, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)

Roundabouts of Redditch :0
100000 copies worldwide...this is the funniest thing ever
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)

Oh noes...a briztolian
*insures car*

:)
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)

Hey
car crime has gone down in recent years so there :p
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)

:)

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)

Hahaha.
That is the best thing I've ever seen.
(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)

but what about the phantom poo?
you know, the one where you feel it come out and hear it hit the water, but when you turn to look THERE'S NO POO THERE!
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)

I see that sort of thing every few months in my hospital
when the D&V does the rounds.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)

I bet you love working there

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)

its a laugh a minute.....

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)

This would make
A great alternative to the water canon

Woo!
(tangytomatoes, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)

hahahaha
*strains*
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)

this needs a scrolly background

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)

i've been reading that as homesick?
you're a one man cadburys flake machine.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)

working at home, rather
( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)

Awww. And Ewwwwww.
Happy birthday Mr Poorly-Man
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)

thank you squire!
( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)

beterschap!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:41, archived)

dank :)
( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)

IM HOME SICK TOO
WOW!!!!
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 18:32, archived)

This is a thing of wonder.
And I wonder why the mods are not giving this it's due praise and reward.
( Tart Monkey, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 22:19, archived)