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# I WORK ALL DAY AND YOU FUCKING GIVE ME SOUP FOR DINNER!!


compo is still open, internet fame beckons

farmyard animals in abusive relationships with ducks'

there will be a prize, b3ta t-shirt or 20 quid or blowjob

please gaz me your entries

love
mongychops
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Duck soup?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 20:38, archived)
# aside from witty responses, make a pixture, i judge freely
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 20:39, archived)
# .. are you any good at blow jobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 20:39, archived)
# I bet he is
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 20:40, archived)
# and if he ain`t, you probably are... DAWG!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 20:41, archived)
# don't you dawg me
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 20:49, archived)
# not much chance of that wee "horrible" like
;)

DAWWWWWWWWWWWG
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 20:50, archived)
# well i can sub it out for a fiver
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 20:41, archived)
# It's a tenner if you want me to take my teeth out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Fuck if i could be arsed I'd be in this for to get my boaby sucked
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Fuck if I could be sucked I'd be..
oh
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 20:40, archived)
# who what now?
what's this all about? I would like to subscribe to your newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 20:41, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 20:41, archived)
# poor ewe
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 Jun 2007, 20:41, archived)
# I'll just hide this away down here...

Although there are none sexier than 4dam.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Official

Member
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 Jun 2007, 20:45, archived)
# I see sunglasses are generally considered 'sexy'.
I may have to redo my pic to have my sunglasses in them. My sunglasses are awesome.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 21:33, archived)
# fucking hippy get yuor hair cut
good work by the way, top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 20:45, archived)
# you big pimp
can I have half your mars bar, i'll do almost anything for it.....
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 5 Jun 2007, 20:45, archived)
# all hail the new interweb Jeebus
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 20:48, archived)
# *hails*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Bigger than jesus, you say? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 20:56, archived)
# *burns als bum*


*burns al's willy*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 21:02, archived)
# not worth its own thread, but it is slightly shopped!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 20:46, archived)
# More Badges, Badges for Everyone!
Badges for Everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 Jun 2007, 20:46, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 20:49, archived)
# I can tell it's shopped by a few of the pixels and I've seen a few shops in my time.
Not fair, the only snacks I've got is beer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 20:46, archived)
# the king of snacks shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 20:48, archived)
# Fuck it, to the camerairium.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 20:49, archived)
# *gets pitchfork*
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 20:52, archived)
# why did you add
that ridiculous mustache?
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 5 Jun 2007, 20:58, archived)
# hahahaha!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 21:08, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 Jun 2007, 21:13, archived)
# ha ha ha
i bought it off eBay
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 22:46, archived)
# THis gives me an idea
to the shop cave.
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 21:31, archived)
# what do we have to do
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 20:46, archived)
# fucking pea roasting ham touching cunt
unless i've fallen into a time warp, in which case, well done ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 20:47, archived)
# fuck off noob i'll lend you a front page or some
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 20:51, archived)
# eat my goatse, tubboy
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 21:02, archived)
# moo!
moo!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 7:19, archived)